Knock on Jade: Concubine Qiao Plays Evil Emperor

Chapter 288 Pretty Concubine Playing Evil Emperor 304
"The concubine is bored, so she climbed the tree to the house." Seeing that the evil emperor was so angry that he had to fix it himself, why not tell the truth!Xueyan decided to confess leniently.

"That's one sentence." The evil emperor

"Saw the man sitting on the roof."

"Damn it, these slaves are getting more and more unruly. If I catch them, I will tear them apart." The evil emperor said viciously.Half of this evil is due to the snow geese, the snow geese are reluctant to tear it up, and the others are willing to go out to make a show, killing chickens and monkeys.

"The man left a piece of paper." Xueyan said in a low voice, "After the concubine finishes speaking, there are exactly three sentences. Your majesty speaks well, and what you say must count. May I ask your majesty, can you kneel less tonight? Kneel once and burn it." A stick of incense is too wasteful. Didn’t Your Majesty say that a gentleman should be gentle, kind, respectful, frugal, and conciliatory? Thrift means frugality, so your majesty can save half by kneeling for half a stick of incense..."

Xue Yan shook Xie Huang while talking.

"Give me the paper." The evil emperor ignored her words.

"Okay." Xueyan pretended to be pitiful again, "Just now I scratched the skin when I climbed the tree, so please kneel less."

Xie Huang gave her a blank look, and said, "Find a stool and kneel on one side first."

"Kneeling too high!"

"Haggle, two sticks of incense!" Xie Huang said impatiently.

"Hmph, it's another stick of incense, I can't take it anymore, I'd better play a trick, the chicken blood seems to be still there." Xueyan thought to herself, and said, "Your Majesty, I'm going to find a stool."

The cotton was stained with chicken blood and stuffed into the nostrils.

Chicken blood seems a bit dry, add some water.

Get ready, I'm going to bleed again in a minute!Then he was so reluctant, he came to coax me again, hehe... It seems that he doesn't know who is punishing whom!

Li Xueyan, why are you so smart, I really don't understand!
Xueyan smeared herself in her heart.

"Rufei, come here quickly." The evil emperor suddenly shouted in a hurry.It looks like there is an urgent military situation.

Snow geese rushed in.

"What does Xueyan look like?" Xie Huang hurriedly asked Xueyan, his eyes were like a cheetah seeing its prey.

"Not handsome." Xueyan replied in a low voice, so Hei could see clearly, only to this extent.

"anything else?"

"Who remembers what an unhandsome man looks like?" Xue Yan whispered.

"Think, think about it so fast!" Xie Huang grabbed the snow goose and shook it.

"Your Majesty, what happened?" Xue Yan asked nervously.

"That piece of paper is a map of the imperial palace." The evil emperor said in a low voice, "This person must have a plan, you must let me think it through."

Xueyan immediately tapped her forehead to remember.

Xueyan thought for a long time, and said: "That person is not fat."

"Damn, this feature is everywhere in the capital. What else? Think about it!"

"I can't remember." Xueyan scratched her face, accidentally scratched her nose, and a stream of liquid flowed out.

"Your Majesty, the concubine's nose is bleeding from thinking about it. Let the concubine rest for a while!" Xue Yan went straight to the dormitory after speaking.

"Stop." The evil emperor's tone was unusually severe.

(End of this chapter)