Knock on Jade: Concubine Qiao Plays Evil Emperor

Chapter 57 Pretty Concubine Playing Evil Emperor 59
"I didn't expect that a cup of hot water would cure all your illnesses, your head is gone, and you can speak quickly. You are strange, you faint quickly, and you recover faster." Xiehuang smiled evilly.

Xie Huang walked up to Xue Yan and stretched out his hand.

Xueyan automatically put her chin up.

"You're pretty good."

Xie Huanghe quickly learned the mantra that Xue Yan uttered for the first time since he accompanied Xie Huang.

The vulgar catchphrase Xiehuang feels very interesting to say.

"Your Majesty, my servant sees His Majesty working day and night, her brows are tightly frowned, and my servant feels distressed to the extreme, so I made a joke with Your Majesty to make His Majesty laugh. Really, this is definitely my servant's sincere words. If there is a half lie, the sky will thunder If you split it, your intestines will be pierced and your stomach will rot, and you will die." Xueyan argued anxiously.

Xiehuang smiled and watched Xueyan swear.

He didn't say a word, so that you didn't know his details.

"Why don't I tell you another joke." Xueyan laughed uncomfortably.

"Okay, you can tell stories to make me happy, but your stories must have a prime minister and have descendants."

With the requirements, there will be difficulties, but it is not difficult for Xueyan.

Xueyan is often a book with jokes in the Four Books and Five Classics at home.There is a belly joke.

Xueyan thought for a while, and then began to speak.

The grandson of a certain prime minister lost all his belongings, so that he could not get three meals a day, and often borrowed food from others.One day, I borrowed a bag of rice and couldn't carry it on the way, so I had to rest on the side of the road.Suddenly, a poor man in ragged clothes came in front of him. He stopped the man, agreed on a reward, and asked him to carry rice.Unexpectedly, after walking for a while, the man was too out of breath to walk.

He complained: "I am the grandson of the prime minister. I can't lift my hands or shoulders. It's a common thing. You come from a poor family. Why are you so useless!"

The man rolled his eyes at him and said: "How can you blame me, I am also Shang Shu's grandson."

"This prime minister is really unqualified, but Prime Minister Li is a rare sage in this dynasty. His descendants will definitely not be so prodigal. Prime Minister Li has been begging for bones for many years. How is he? I miss you very much."

"His old man..." Xue Yan hurriedly stopped, she concealed her identity and was close to the Xie Huang. about?"

"What does your father do?" Xie Huang asked with a gentle smile.

"Kill..." Xue Yan forgot for a moment what he told Xie Huang what his father was doing last time.

"You said your father was a famous local dog killer." Xie Huang laughed.Still mild.

"Ah, yes, yes..." Xue Yan hurriedly climbed up the pole.

Xie Huang's smile began to darken.Like the sky before a thunderstorm.

Xueyan was frightened, not knowing which sentence stepped on his tail.

(End of this chapter)