Knock on Jade: Concubine Qiao Plays Evil Emperor

Chapter 82 Pretty Concubine Playing Evil Emperor 84
"You..." Xue Yan wanted to scold, but she didn't dare to see Xie Huang's evil appearance.

"Damn it, tell me quickly! I'm waiting to laugh!" Xie Huang leaned on the bed, shaking his legs up and down, looking like a bad young man.

Xueyan thought for a while, and thought of a story that Xueyan often told the housewives when she was at home. Every time they heard it, they would laugh and laugh. Looking at the emperor, Xueyan thought: "This story, what a shame!" , Listen, you will definitely laugh. If you laugh, this girl can leave. "

Xueyan cleared her throat and said:

Once upon a time, there was an old scholar who never won an exam in his life.

Two sons were born.So the eldest son was named: "Cheng Shi."

The youngest son was named: "Success." He thought: "Fame in life is the difference between success and failure!"

One day, the old scholar went out. Before leaving, he asked his wife to urge the children to practice calligraphy, and stipulated that the older ones should write [-] characters and the younger ones should write [-] characters.When the old scholar was about to return, his wife went to check the situation.The eldest son wrote fifty crosses less, and the younger son wrote fifty crosses more.

Not long after, the old scholar came home and asked his wife, "How are your sons doing with their homework?"

The wife replied: "I have written everything, but the success is not enough, and the failure is more than two hundred and five."

After hearing this, Xie Huang smiled and said: "The second son's name is quite interesting, but what is it called two hundred and five!"

"You don't even know this! By the way, you are in the palace, how can you know this folk slang!" Xue Yan rolled his eyes and said, "Your Majesty, please lie down and take a look at the dragon's body."

The evil emperor didn't understand why, so he did it.

"Your Majesty knows the meaning of two hundred and five!"

"It's two hundred and five if I lie down?" Xie Huang asked quietly.

Xueyan nodded fiercely, with a smug smile in her eyes.

"You must be teasing me." Xie Huang sat up and said with a wicked smile, there was tenderness in that smile.

"The slaves dare not."

"In this world, you are the only one who dares to defy me. Why don't you dare, come here and be two hundred and five with me." The evil emperor waved.

The snow geese backed away.While retreating, he said: "Your Majesty, the servant's joke made you laugh, you should let the servant go. Your Majesty, you have a golden eloquence!"

"One moment, another moment." Xie Huang jumped off the bed.

Snow geese dodge left and right.

In the end, he still did not escape the palm of the evil emperor.

(End of this chapter)