Knock on Jade: Concubine Qiao Plays Evil Emperor
Chapter 99 Pretty Concubine Playing Evil Emperor 102
Chapter 99 Pretty Concubine Playing Evil Emperor 102
The broken glass was on the table.
Xie Huang's sleeve touched the cup.
The cup fell to the floor.
Dang's glass was broken again.
Xueyan breathed a sigh of relief, the cup matter was finally settled.She hurriedly brought a broom and said, "Your Majesty, my concubine is here to clean up, if the debris gets stuck on your majesty, this concubine will be heartbroken."
When Xie Huang saw it, it was blue and white porcelain, a high-quality product from the Central Plains, and it was a treasure. He was very heartbroken and regretted that he was too careless, but when Xie Huang saw the table, his face was clouded immediately. The glass was broken?"
"Your Majesty was clearly the one who broke it, so how can you call it a concubine?" Xueyan insisted on arguing.
Xie Huang picked up a broken piece of porcelain on the table and said, "What's going on? The cup was broken on the ground, how could the piece of porcelain get on the table?"
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty," the fact could no longer be denied by Xue Yan, Xue Yan felt that she was wronged, and timidly approached the evil emperor, "I didn't accidentally break it, my servant was very careful, and finally broke it. "
The baby was broken, and if it was another woman, Xie Huang would definitely punish him with pain, but the other party was Xue Yan, Xie Huang could not stop the pain, but his face was still gloomy.
"Your Majesty, why don't I tell you a joke!" Xueyan tentatively asked.
"Okay, it's not funny, just eat the cup." Xie Huang tried his best to say with a cold face, seeing Xue Yan's timid look, he really wanted to laugh.
Xueyan thought about it, and told a joke that she thought was very funny.
There is a medicine seller in Jinling, and there is a statue of Guanyin Bodhisattva on the cart. When a patient buys medicine from him, he first puts the medicine in the palm of Guanyin Bodhisattva facing the ground. If the medicine hangs in the palm and does not fall, he says It was Guanyin Bodhisattva who agreed to use the medicine before letting the patient take it.People believed that there was a god, so they bought medicine from him one after another.
A young man guessed that he was using a kind of illusion and wanted to learn it very much.After everyone dispersed, he invited the drug seller to the hotel for a drink.After eating, they walked away without paying any money, but the people in the hotel didn't seem to see them.I ate it three times in a row.The drug seller asked the young man what magical magic he had used.The young man said: "If you are willing to teach me that illusion, I will teach you this illusion too."
The medicine seller said: "I don't have any other secrets. There is a small magnet hidden in the palm of Guanyin Bodhisattva. There are iron filings in the medicine, so the medicine will be absorbed when it touches the hand."
The young man smiled and said: "I don't have any other secrets, I just paid the money to the hotel first, so I left after eating, and they didn't ask any more questions."
After Xue Yan finished speaking, Xie Huang walked over with a cold face.It was scary like that.
"Your Majesty, you..."
Xie Huang grabbed Xue Yan tightly, looked at her coldly and said: "Remember, you don't need to tell this story in the future, you understand?"
(End of this chapter)
The broken glass was on the table.
Xie Huang's sleeve touched the cup.
The cup fell to the floor.
Dang's glass was broken again.
Xueyan breathed a sigh of relief, the cup matter was finally settled.She hurriedly brought a broom and said, "Your Majesty, my concubine is here to clean up, if the debris gets stuck on your majesty, this concubine will be heartbroken."
When Xie Huang saw it, it was blue and white porcelain, a high-quality product from the Central Plains, and it was a treasure. He was very heartbroken and regretted that he was too careless, but when Xie Huang saw the table, his face was clouded immediately. The glass was broken?"
"Your Majesty was clearly the one who broke it, so how can you call it a concubine?" Xueyan insisted on arguing.
Xie Huang picked up a broken piece of porcelain on the table and said, "What's going on? The cup was broken on the ground, how could the piece of porcelain get on the table?"
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty," the fact could no longer be denied by Xue Yan, Xue Yan felt that she was wronged, and timidly approached the evil emperor, "I didn't accidentally break it, my servant was very careful, and finally broke it. "
The baby was broken, and if it was another woman, Xie Huang would definitely punish him with pain, but the other party was Xue Yan, Xie Huang could not stop the pain, but his face was still gloomy.
"Your Majesty, why don't I tell you a joke!" Xueyan tentatively asked.
"Okay, it's not funny, just eat the cup." Xie Huang tried his best to say with a cold face, seeing Xue Yan's timid look, he really wanted to laugh.
Xueyan thought about it, and told a joke that she thought was very funny.
There is a medicine seller in Jinling, and there is a statue of Guanyin Bodhisattva on the cart. When a patient buys medicine from him, he first puts the medicine in the palm of Guanyin Bodhisattva facing the ground. If the medicine hangs in the palm and does not fall, he says It was Guanyin Bodhisattva who agreed to use the medicine before letting the patient take it.People believed that there was a god, so they bought medicine from him one after another.
A young man guessed that he was using a kind of illusion and wanted to learn it very much.After everyone dispersed, he invited the drug seller to the hotel for a drink.After eating, they walked away without paying any money, but the people in the hotel didn't seem to see them.I ate it three times in a row.The drug seller asked the young man what magical magic he had used.The young man said: "If you are willing to teach me that illusion, I will teach you this illusion too."
The medicine seller said: "I don't have any other secrets. There is a small magnet hidden in the palm of Guanyin Bodhisattva. There are iron filings in the medicine, so the medicine will be absorbed when it touches the hand."
The young man smiled and said: "I don't have any other secrets, I just paid the money to the hotel first, so I left after eating, and they didn't ask any more questions."
After Xue Yan finished speaking, Xie Huang walked over with a cold face.It was scary like that.
"Your Majesty, you..."
Xie Huang grabbed Xue Yan tightly, looked at her coldly and said: "Remember, you don't need to tell this story in the future, you understand?"
(End of this chapter)
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