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Chapter 378 I'm Sorry Tang Dong

"Yu Dong, the release of "Lost in Thailand" is really thanks to your help."

"Tang Dong is being polite. With the reputation of "Long Journey", I estimate that this "Thailand" has a box office of at least [-] million. I am just icing on the cake." Yu Dong laughed.

Hollywood likes to make sequels of blockbuster movies the most, because as long as the name remains the same and the actors basically remain the same, they are counting money with their eyes closed.

So after the first three parts of "Star Wars", the prequel trilogy was released after 16 years, and then there were the seventh and eighth parts.

In a few years, there will definitely be a ninth, tenth or even more, as long as the series can still make money.

《夺宝奇兵》从1981年拍到2013年，哈里森福特从39岁拍到71岁，整整32年的跨度。

It is estimated that even if he can't make any more films, the producer will still find someone else to play his son, and let Harrison Ford show up to represent the inheritance. .

This is not only the profit of the film, a series of films that have been popular for more than 20 or [-] years, the copyright of this IP alone is worth billions of dollars, and even people may not even sell it.

"Star Wars" later released a rumor "Rogue One", in which there is not a single actor from the original version, and all the actors did not appear in the previous films, and the pay is much cheaper.

It just bears the name of a Star Wars story, and the plot is not very connected. It has won 10 billion US dollars in the world, and it is simply a rooster that lays eggs.

So Hollywood is desperately making sequels to raise IP. Even a film like "Independence Day" has made a sequel after 20 years, and it has nothing to do with the first one.

Although the global box office of 4 million is only half of that of the first film 20 years ago, the film studio still makes a bit of money.

And just this rubbish film sold 5 million in China.

Hollywood is like this, and China naturally wants to follow suit.

However, there are not many big-selling movies in China every year, and a director of Zhang Yimou's level will definitely not make a sequel, even if he wants to make a sequel.

Even Feng Xiaogang confessed after the release of "Private Order" that this film was made to repay Wang Zhongjun's affection and fill in the holes in "[-]".

Now with this 囧 series, as long as the second part continues to sell well, then this IP will become

Although Yu Dong didn't get a share of the action, without his investment.
However, Tang An shook his head at Yu Dong's estimate of [-] million, "Yu Dong, my goal is more than [-] million."

"Oh, what is Dong Dong's goal?" Yu Dong asked with a smile.

"5 billion."

Tang An spat out a number with a smile.

He did not mention the expected 7 million. For Dong, whether it is 5 million or 7 million is a concept: impossible, non-existent.

Yu Dong smiled casually, thinking that Tang An was really joking.

Tang An smiled and didn't say much. After the box office came out, he could see Yu Dong's horrified expression.

After chatting for a while, Tang An went to greet the guests with Chen Guofu and Xu Manyun.

Not long after Xu Zheng walked in from the red carpet outside with the main creators, the premiere ceremony officially began.

"Welcome everyone to come to the world premiere ceremony of the movie "People on the Journey: Lost in Thailand". One year ago, "People on the Journey" brought a lot of laughter to the audience. Today, one year later, I hope that "People on the Journey" Lost in Thailand" can make everyone have a happy Spring Festival"

Tang An didn't overwhelm the guests, and after a long speech, he handed over the stage to Xu Zheng and the actors.

After feeling a lot of emotion, the host Tu Wei ridiculed an "intimate scene" in which Wang Baoqiang gave Xu Zheng drugs, and asked Tao Hong for his opinion.

Before Tao Hong could speak, Huang Bo broke the news first. He said with a smile, "That cobra is real, and so is the ass."

Wang Baoqiang said seriously, "What you think is true is true."

And Xu Zheng said frankly, "Actually, that butt is not mine, but we chose the whitest one."

The tacit and affectionate interaction between the three 囧 gods made the audience burst into laughter, Tao Hong finally couldn't help it, and shouted that the three were "true love".

When Tang Yan was asked what it was like to play a goddess, she shyly expressed that she was afraid that the audience would not approve of her guest role as a goddess.

Then the lights in the auditorium went out and the big screen came on.

After the previous pre-roll ads ended, the feature film started.

The above line of subtitles was produced by Han Tang Media Group and produced by Tang An.

This is also the first film invested by Hantang Media.

The picture officially started, Xu Zheng's iconic bald head appeared on the screen, wearing a white coat, wearing these protective glasses, and he was doing the oil tyrant experiment.

The list of main creators also flashed on the screen one after another.

It turned out that Xu Lang was showing the experimental results to his wife.

Xu Lang needs to go to Thailand to sign the contract, but his wife is about to divorce now, and there will be no waiting, so Xu Lang has no choice but to kneel down and pray.

At this moment, Huang Bo, dressed in black and wearing black sunglasses, appeared on the stage. Holding a cup of coffee, he wiped his hair coquettishly, and said with a smile, "Why, he proposed to my sister-in-law again!"

"Huang Bo's suit and leather shoes are so cheap."

"With a sinister smile on his face, Huang Bo must be the big villain!"

"This laughter is a bit ecstasy, and the expression and eyes are more funny than when they are ugly."

The opening scene was a joke. The well-dressed Huang Bo once realized that he didn't make people laugh by being ugly.

There are a total of fifty or sixty laughing points set up in the whole film, which are extremely dense, and they are not allowed at all.

After that, Gao Bo followed Xu Lang's words without any hesitation. Xu Lang was just perfunctory him, but his wife slipped his mouth.

Gao Bo: "No, do you know where Lao Zhou is?"

Xu Lang: "I don't know, I thought you knew!"

Gao Bo: "I don't know, how do you know that I know?"

Xu Lang; "I didn't know you knew!"

This funny dialogue once again caused the audience to burst into laughter.

"These two have sparks in the play!"

"It's just two of you, how cheap!"

"Little Tao Hong is no longer a light bulb."

"You two talk."

Afterwards, the scene was full of laughter. When Wang Baoqiang's hairstyle and style appeared, he "fascinated" the audience deeply.

In just a few minutes of the scene on the plane, the laughter almost never stopped, and the stomach cramps could be heard from the audience laughing nearby.

Then Yang Mi walked into the elevator while making a phone call, speaking in Thai, and the two began to argue whether this was a ladyboy.

Later, when the baby was about to strike up a conversation, a scissorsman came and showed another sentence in English.

"hello!"

At this time Yang Mi answered the phone, speaking in Chinese.

"I'm in the elevator, there are two 2Bs here!"

The two were embarrassed, and their expressions were a little stiff at this moment.

Seeing her own performance on the big screen, Yang Mi was even more exaggerated than when she was filming, and almost burst out laughing.

"Hahahaha. This is too messed up. I didn't think it was so funny when I was filming, ouch, it's too bad haha"

At this time, no one was going to laugh at her. Everyone was amused by this scene. For a while, there was constant laughter in the screening hall, and even Tang An, who had seen it more than once, also laughed out loud.

"Return my goddess Mimi!!!"

"Yang Mi actually acted as a human demon, Baldy Xu, you ****"

"The Silence of Mystery."

"The uppercase is stupid, haha"

"I also recognize such a beautiful ladyboy!"

"Oh, I'm so angry from laughing, let me take it easy!"

"You don't understand, this scallion pancake sounds simple to you!"

"Whether the noodles are dead, dry or hot!"

"It's grilled, baked, steamed, or fried!" Then the baby began to explain the principle of scallion pancakes.

"Okay, okay, how much do you sell for one?" Xu Lang became impatient and asked directly.

"Two dollars and a half!" replied the baby

"How much does it cost?"

"It's about a dollar!"

"Then how many cakes can you sell every day?"

"Eight hundred pieces!" Can we talk about "only" cakes?
"So many!" Xu Lang was shocked.

“That's not much”

"Even if you make a net profit of thirty-six thousand a month!"

"Then you can completely sell it to franchisees."

Xu Lang began to come up with ideas.

"The franchise fee is 5000 yuan. If you open 50 stores in the capital, the monthly franchise fee will be [-] yuan."

"A year is 600 million. If there are [-] chain stores across the country, you can earn [-] million a year!"

"That's right, that's right." The baby excitedly patted the table several times.

"In less than two years, it will definitely be listed on the main board!"

"Sell me the formula!" Xu Lang was worthy of being an elite in the workplace, with a great business acumen.

"Actually, there is no secret recipe, but you can't invite people, you can't freeze it, it must be freshly baked, and I have to make it myself!" Baobao said the "recipe".

Xu Lang rolled his eyes, saying so much for nothing.

"So you can only make scallion pancakes for the rest of your life, you know?"

"How do you know? I just like making scallion pancakes!" Bao Bao thought he was praising him.

As time passed, there was no one in the entire auditorium who hadn't laughed, and couldn't stop laughing.

Maybe it can really break [-] million?

Hearing the laughter around him, Yu Dong had a thought in his mind, but he forgot it and watched the movie seriously, even though he had already seen it.

"Director Xu, judging from the audience's reaction, this movie is bound to be a hit at the box office. It seems that you can start preparing the script for the third part." Tang An looked at the big screen, turned his head and smiled at Xu Zheng next to him. road.

Xu Zheng next to him heard Tang An's words, hesitated for a moment, and said, "Sorry Tang Dong, I may not have time next year."

(End of this chapter)