travel through the past to be emperor
Chapter 105 The Tired Cow
Chapter 105 The Tired Cow
We know from the previous article that what Zhao Fei uses is the exquisite "earth phone" that came from Chu Xuan.
The two women had never seen this kind of thing before, and after Zhao Fei took it back last time, they put him aside and gradually forgot about it.
Today, he wanted to make his wife happy, so Zhao Fei remembered this pre-arranged phone call.
Fortunately, although Zhao Fei forgot about this thing, Anping did not dare to forget, and never changed Zhao Fei's previous arrangements, so after trying it out, it shocked the two beautiful girls deeply.
Zhao Fei carefully explained the principle and function of the native phone to the two sisters. Although they don't know whether the two women know what Zhao Fei is talking about, at least one thing, they both learned how to use it.
Dang even cheered and played with the bamboo tube while talking to me.
Alas, I really forgot to be a man when I had a toy. I am already so big, and I am still like a child.
Although Zhao Fei was joking in his heart, his eyes never left the two women.
The two girls were quarreling, now that they had a fun toy, they naturally got carried away with it.
Zhao Fei has always seen two dignified sisters, but he has never seen a girl with a smile on her dignified face, and he just feels a heat rising from his lower abdomen.
This is……
Zhao Fei licked the corner of his mouth, but there was going to be a story tonight.
"Your Majesty, this thing is really interesting." Zi Yan held a bamboo tube on Zhao Fei's body, and said happily: "Your Majesty, if we put one here with me, and you hold one, wouldn't I be able to hear it anytime, anywhere?" Your Majesty's voice."
"Well, you're right." Zhao Fei said: "I think so too. I have asked people to look for exquisite palace maids, and I am going to make the world's first telephone."
"Telephone?" Zi Yan looked at Zhao Fei strangely and said, "What is this?"
"It's an upgraded version of the bamboo tube you're holding." Zhao Fei said.
Zi Yan nodded half-understood, and said: "Your Majesty is well-educated and knows a lot. Zi Yan really admires His Majesty."
What do you think men work hard for in this life?
If you say it’s to make yourself better off, that’s pure nonsense. As the saying goes, nerds waste paper. For men, toilet paper is in hand, and I have everything in the world. So from a practical point of view, men’s requirements for life are not that much large and luxurious.
Then you said that it is to make your family's life better, which is a little more reliable, but I personally think it is not the main reason.
A man struggles and struggles, but he hopes to show his extraordinary ability in front of his beloved girl.
In your life, you have only heard that people love beautiful women more than Jiangshan. Who has heard that people love Jiangshan more than family members?
So most of the men's struggles and struggles are just for the smile of the Pomeranian, and the praise of the Pomeranian.
Being praised by Zi Yan, Comrade Zhao Fei felt that he was hit by the beauty's sugar-coated bullets, and his whole body was indescribably comfortable.
Xiao Fang watched enviously, and said: "Your Majesty and Your Majesty really have a very good relationship."
"Hey." Zhao Fei and Zi Yan exchanged eye contact, then hugged Miss Xiaofang in his arms, and said with a smile: "You and I have a very good relationship."
"Your Majesty, I'm bad!" Xiaofang blushed and buried her head in Zhao Fei's arms.
Zhao Fei was very proud that he enjoyed the blessings of being equal for a while.
Dinner was also accompanied by two sisters. At the dinner table, one man and two women showed their affection, and only smashed several keyboards for the nonsense record of jealousy.
I think everyone knows about the work after dinner. I really can’t say anything here, and I know what everyone wants to see, but now is an extraordinary period. I am timid, and I really dare not commit crimes against the wind.
Early the next morning, Zhao Fei left Xiaofang's bedroom with a depressed face, finished his breakfast with a depressed face, and then went to review the memorial.
Zhao Fei frowned slightly from time to time, no matter from which angle he looked at it, he didn't seem to be in a good mood.
"Your Majesty, you seem to be in a bad mood?" Anping looked at Zhao Fei cautiously. The emperor is the backer of the eunuch, and the backer is not happy at the moment. As a eunuch, Anping really dare not be happy.
Zhao Fei looked at Anping weakly and said, "Can you see it?"
nonsense!
Any fool can see your unhappy face!
Anping was heartbroken, and of course he didn't dare to say that. He said cautiously, "The slave just noticed a little bit, and His Majesty's complexion doesn't seem to be very good."
"Yeah." Zhao Fei sighed, not only did he look bad, but he was downright bad.
He glanced at Anping.Zhao Fei thought to himself that eunuchs don't know what to do, how could they understand the truth that "there is no plowed land, only exhausted oxen".
Children's shoes, you are not mistaken, after days of indulging his body, Comrade Zhao Fei finally felt the taste of "emptiness".
Last night, Zhao Fei had a hard time, and he lost the strength of the boss, so he didn't lose his face in front of the beauty, but Zhao Fei also knew that if he continued to indulge in this short period of time, he might have to communicate with Luo Shui It's been a while.
as long as you try very hard, you can achieve anything!
Sure enough, the ancients were honest people and never told lies.
Zhao Fei looked up at the sky, although he didn't bend his waist 45 degrees, but he did feel the emptiness and loneliness, it's just that this emptiness is not that emptiness.
Anping really didn't know what happened to Zhao Fei, but he didn't dare to ask. Obviously the leader was not happy, and you still pushed forward.
"Anping, I want to ask you something?" Zhao Fei sighed secretly for a while, and then saw Anping standing there with a cautious face, but a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he remembered something.
"Your Majesty, please order." An Ping looked at Zhao Fei cautiously, but thought in his heart that His Majesty should order me to handle one thing, so that I can escape from the tiger's mouth. As for who will fall into His Majesty's hands, Then you will die as a fellow Taoist and not as a poor Taoist.
"Hmm..." Zhao Fei raised his eyebrows, he really didn't know how to speak.
Speaking of Zhao Fei, one has to talk about Zhao Fei's thoughts at the moment.
When Zhao Fei looked at Anping just now, he suddenly remembered one thing, that is, Anping is a eunuch, he serves the emperor, and no matter how long he lived or what he did, every emperor has at least one thing that is true. The same, that is, every emperor is said to have 72 concubines in the Sangong and Liuyuan.
Zhao Fei thought, now he is pointing his fingers carefully, and there are only four wives, and these four wives have exhausted her, a young and strong cow. Then those emperors with 72 wives, how did they do it? Survived from the battlefield without gunpowder.
At least Zhao Fei knew that although his cheap father was dedicated to Taoism, it is said that when he was 40 years old, he married several wives in a row, and later married a top beauty like Murong Feixue. He went underground to play mahjong with his colleagues, but it also proved that his cheap daddy is as tough as he is unwell.
So Zhao Fei wondered if there were any special exercises in the palace for the emperor to practice, or non-toxic secret medicine for the emperor to eat.
Thinking about it this way, Zhao Fei even thought of Huangdi, the patriarch of the emperor under heaven. It is said that when he became an immortal, he ascended with three thousand wives.
Thinking about it this way, Zhao Fei felt more and more that what he was thinking was quite reasonable.
Seeing that Zhao Fei hummed and then stopped talking, Anping was also a little anxious. For subordinates, nothing in the world is more troublesome than not being able to figure out what the leader is thinking.
After waiting for a long time, Zhao Fei still couldn't speak, so Anping bit the bullet and shouted: "Your Majesty..."
"Yeah." Zhao Fei was taken aback for a moment, and then remembered that he was going to ask Anping just now. After pondering for a while, Zhao Fei thought about Anping's past carefully, and felt that this guy could still be trusted, so he said, "Anping, There is something I want to ask you."
"What is it?" An Ping said: "As long as the servant knows, he will not deceive His Majesty."
"I heard that the first emperor once courted ten daughters at night, is this true?" Zhao Fei looked at Anping expectantly.
Anping was stunned for a moment, he really didn't know why Zhao Fei would ask this question, he looked at Zhao Fei with expectant eyes, and then thought about Zhao Fei's unhappy wake up in the morning, and Zhao Fei last night...
It has to be said that those who can get in touch with the head eunuch are all quick-witted people, through the clues, Anping actually guessed why Zhao Fei was unhappy.
But after guessing it, Anping almost didn't cry.
This kind of thing can definitely be regarded as the most secret thing in the palace. If I accidentally found out about this kind of thing, I would be overjoyed, but under Zhao Fei's gaze, I knew that Anping really wanted to slap him a few times. , You said you are nothing, what are you doing with so many thoughts.
"It seems that you know everything." Zhao Fei looked at Anping's fluctuating expression, and said lightly.
"Your Majesty." Anping collapsed on the ground and cried, "Your Majesty, I really don't know anything!"
"Come on, don't cry so fake, I'm impatient to watch this." Zhao Fei waved his hand indifferently, and said: "Besides, if I really want to kill you because of this matter, what's the use of crying or not crying?" .”
Of course it works, isn't it all right if I cry?
An Ping thought in his heart, then looked at Zhao Fei pitifully, and said, "Thank you, master, for your kindness."
"Well," Zhao Fei nodded, without trying to hide anything, and said directly, "Since you know what's going on with me, you also know what I need after thinking about it, so it depends on your performance now."
"Your Majesty." Anping bit his lip, his eyes dodged a little, then he sighed, and spread his palms out, "I don't know."
"I don't know?" Zhao Fei was stunned for a moment, and said, "How come you don't know."
"Your Majesty has forgotten that before your Majesty promoted and valued you, the slave was just a small supervisor in the palace, and he really had no contact with the late emperor, so he really didn't know much about the affairs of the palace." Anping looked at Zhao Fei With a wry smile.
Zhao Fei was taken aback, and then he remembered that the person Anping called out to the main hall was not a high-ranking person. After Anping reminded him, Zhao Fei immediately realized that he had asked the wrong person.
"Who in the palace knows about this?" Zhao Fei asked.
(End of this chapter)
We know from the previous article that what Zhao Fei uses is the exquisite "earth phone" that came from Chu Xuan.
The two women had never seen this kind of thing before, and after Zhao Fei took it back last time, they put him aside and gradually forgot about it.
Today, he wanted to make his wife happy, so Zhao Fei remembered this pre-arranged phone call.
Fortunately, although Zhao Fei forgot about this thing, Anping did not dare to forget, and never changed Zhao Fei's previous arrangements, so after trying it out, it shocked the two beautiful girls deeply.
Zhao Fei carefully explained the principle and function of the native phone to the two sisters. Although they don't know whether the two women know what Zhao Fei is talking about, at least one thing, they both learned how to use it.
Dang even cheered and played with the bamboo tube while talking to me.
Alas, I really forgot to be a man when I had a toy. I am already so big, and I am still like a child.
Although Zhao Fei was joking in his heart, his eyes never left the two women.
The two girls were quarreling, now that they had a fun toy, they naturally got carried away with it.
Zhao Fei has always seen two dignified sisters, but he has never seen a girl with a smile on her dignified face, and he just feels a heat rising from his lower abdomen.
This is……
Zhao Fei licked the corner of his mouth, but there was going to be a story tonight.
"Your Majesty, this thing is really interesting." Zi Yan held a bamboo tube on Zhao Fei's body, and said happily: "Your Majesty, if we put one here with me, and you hold one, wouldn't I be able to hear it anytime, anywhere?" Your Majesty's voice."
"Well, you're right." Zhao Fei said: "I think so too. I have asked people to look for exquisite palace maids, and I am going to make the world's first telephone."
"Telephone?" Zi Yan looked at Zhao Fei strangely and said, "What is this?"
"It's an upgraded version of the bamboo tube you're holding." Zhao Fei said.
Zi Yan nodded half-understood, and said: "Your Majesty is well-educated and knows a lot. Zi Yan really admires His Majesty."
What do you think men work hard for in this life?
If you say it’s to make yourself better off, that’s pure nonsense. As the saying goes, nerds waste paper. For men, toilet paper is in hand, and I have everything in the world. So from a practical point of view, men’s requirements for life are not that much large and luxurious.
Then you said that it is to make your family's life better, which is a little more reliable, but I personally think it is not the main reason.
A man struggles and struggles, but he hopes to show his extraordinary ability in front of his beloved girl.
In your life, you have only heard that people love beautiful women more than Jiangshan. Who has heard that people love Jiangshan more than family members?
So most of the men's struggles and struggles are just for the smile of the Pomeranian, and the praise of the Pomeranian.
Being praised by Zi Yan, Comrade Zhao Fei felt that he was hit by the beauty's sugar-coated bullets, and his whole body was indescribably comfortable.
Xiao Fang watched enviously, and said: "Your Majesty and Your Majesty really have a very good relationship."
"Hey." Zhao Fei and Zi Yan exchanged eye contact, then hugged Miss Xiaofang in his arms, and said with a smile: "You and I have a very good relationship."
"Your Majesty, I'm bad!" Xiaofang blushed and buried her head in Zhao Fei's arms.
Zhao Fei was very proud that he enjoyed the blessings of being equal for a while.
Dinner was also accompanied by two sisters. At the dinner table, one man and two women showed their affection, and only smashed several keyboards for the nonsense record of jealousy.
I think everyone knows about the work after dinner. I really can’t say anything here, and I know what everyone wants to see, but now is an extraordinary period. I am timid, and I really dare not commit crimes against the wind.
Early the next morning, Zhao Fei left Xiaofang's bedroom with a depressed face, finished his breakfast with a depressed face, and then went to review the memorial.
Zhao Fei frowned slightly from time to time, no matter from which angle he looked at it, he didn't seem to be in a good mood.
"Your Majesty, you seem to be in a bad mood?" Anping looked at Zhao Fei cautiously. The emperor is the backer of the eunuch, and the backer is not happy at the moment. As a eunuch, Anping really dare not be happy.
Zhao Fei looked at Anping weakly and said, "Can you see it?"
nonsense!
Any fool can see your unhappy face!
Anping was heartbroken, and of course he didn't dare to say that. He said cautiously, "The slave just noticed a little bit, and His Majesty's complexion doesn't seem to be very good."
"Yeah." Zhao Fei sighed, not only did he look bad, but he was downright bad.
He glanced at Anping.Zhao Fei thought to himself that eunuchs don't know what to do, how could they understand the truth that "there is no plowed land, only exhausted oxen".
Children's shoes, you are not mistaken, after days of indulging his body, Comrade Zhao Fei finally felt the taste of "emptiness".
Last night, Zhao Fei had a hard time, and he lost the strength of the boss, so he didn't lose his face in front of the beauty, but Zhao Fei also knew that if he continued to indulge in this short period of time, he might have to communicate with Luo Shui It's been a while.
as long as you try very hard, you can achieve anything!
Sure enough, the ancients were honest people and never told lies.
Zhao Fei looked up at the sky, although he didn't bend his waist 45 degrees, but he did feel the emptiness and loneliness, it's just that this emptiness is not that emptiness.
Anping really didn't know what happened to Zhao Fei, but he didn't dare to ask. Obviously the leader was not happy, and you still pushed forward.
"Anping, I want to ask you something?" Zhao Fei sighed secretly for a while, and then saw Anping standing there with a cautious face, but a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he remembered something.
"Your Majesty, please order." An Ping looked at Zhao Fei cautiously, but thought in his heart that His Majesty should order me to handle one thing, so that I can escape from the tiger's mouth. As for who will fall into His Majesty's hands, Then you will die as a fellow Taoist and not as a poor Taoist.
"Hmm..." Zhao Fei raised his eyebrows, he really didn't know how to speak.
Speaking of Zhao Fei, one has to talk about Zhao Fei's thoughts at the moment.
When Zhao Fei looked at Anping just now, he suddenly remembered one thing, that is, Anping is a eunuch, he serves the emperor, and no matter how long he lived or what he did, every emperor has at least one thing that is true. The same, that is, every emperor is said to have 72 concubines in the Sangong and Liuyuan.
Zhao Fei thought, now he is pointing his fingers carefully, and there are only four wives, and these four wives have exhausted her, a young and strong cow. Then those emperors with 72 wives, how did they do it? Survived from the battlefield without gunpowder.
At least Zhao Fei knew that although his cheap father was dedicated to Taoism, it is said that when he was 40 years old, he married several wives in a row, and later married a top beauty like Murong Feixue. He went underground to play mahjong with his colleagues, but it also proved that his cheap daddy is as tough as he is unwell.
So Zhao Fei wondered if there were any special exercises in the palace for the emperor to practice, or non-toxic secret medicine for the emperor to eat.
Thinking about it this way, Zhao Fei even thought of Huangdi, the patriarch of the emperor under heaven. It is said that when he became an immortal, he ascended with three thousand wives.
Thinking about it this way, Zhao Fei felt more and more that what he was thinking was quite reasonable.
Seeing that Zhao Fei hummed and then stopped talking, Anping was also a little anxious. For subordinates, nothing in the world is more troublesome than not being able to figure out what the leader is thinking.
After waiting for a long time, Zhao Fei still couldn't speak, so Anping bit the bullet and shouted: "Your Majesty..."
"Yeah." Zhao Fei was taken aback for a moment, and then remembered that he was going to ask Anping just now. After pondering for a while, Zhao Fei thought about Anping's past carefully, and felt that this guy could still be trusted, so he said, "Anping, There is something I want to ask you."
"What is it?" An Ping said: "As long as the servant knows, he will not deceive His Majesty."
"I heard that the first emperor once courted ten daughters at night, is this true?" Zhao Fei looked at Anping expectantly.
Anping was stunned for a moment, he really didn't know why Zhao Fei would ask this question, he looked at Zhao Fei with expectant eyes, and then thought about Zhao Fei's unhappy wake up in the morning, and Zhao Fei last night...
It has to be said that those who can get in touch with the head eunuch are all quick-witted people, through the clues, Anping actually guessed why Zhao Fei was unhappy.
But after guessing it, Anping almost didn't cry.
This kind of thing can definitely be regarded as the most secret thing in the palace. If I accidentally found out about this kind of thing, I would be overjoyed, but under Zhao Fei's gaze, I knew that Anping really wanted to slap him a few times. , You said you are nothing, what are you doing with so many thoughts.
"It seems that you know everything." Zhao Fei looked at Anping's fluctuating expression, and said lightly.
"Your Majesty." Anping collapsed on the ground and cried, "Your Majesty, I really don't know anything!"
"Come on, don't cry so fake, I'm impatient to watch this." Zhao Fei waved his hand indifferently, and said: "Besides, if I really want to kill you because of this matter, what's the use of crying or not crying?" .”
Of course it works, isn't it all right if I cry?
An Ping thought in his heart, then looked at Zhao Fei pitifully, and said, "Thank you, master, for your kindness."
"Well," Zhao Fei nodded, without trying to hide anything, and said directly, "Since you know what's going on with me, you also know what I need after thinking about it, so it depends on your performance now."
"Your Majesty." Anping bit his lip, his eyes dodged a little, then he sighed, and spread his palms out, "I don't know."
"I don't know?" Zhao Fei was stunned for a moment, and said, "How come you don't know."
"Your Majesty has forgotten that before your Majesty promoted and valued you, the slave was just a small supervisor in the palace, and he really had no contact with the late emperor, so he really didn't know much about the affairs of the palace." Anping looked at Zhao Fei With a wry smile.
Zhao Fei was taken aback, and then he remembered that the person Anping called out to the main hall was not a high-ranking person. After Anping reminded him, Zhao Fei immediately realized that he had asked the wrong person.
"Who in the palace knows about this?" Zhao Fei asked.
(End of this chapter)
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