travel through the past to be emperor

Chapter 125 Stunned
Although the shed is not crowded with people, it is still crowded with people, and people are next to each other. In an old saying, it is like curtains made of curtains, curtains of sleeves, and sweat profusely.

Left and right means that there are many people. A huge stage was placed in the center of the shed, which looked like a trapezoidal stage for a fashion show in later generations.

Zhao Fei exhausted the energy of the boss and slowly squeezed to the front. Excitedly looking at the modern stage, he shouted to the people next to him, "What is this for?"

There is no way, there are too many people, all kinds of voices are noisy, and people can't hear them if the voice is too low.

What Zhao Fei asked was a thin boy with a short stature. Although this boy may look short, he has a good temper. He looked Zhao Fei up and down, and snorted coldly: "Outsider?"

"Yes." Zhao Fei nodded and said, "I just came to Chang'an, what do I do here."

"You don't have eyes, so you can't see for yourself!" The skinny boy looked at Zhao Fei angrily, and said, "Don't mess with me, be careful that I won't let you out of Chang'an City."

"Uh..." Zhao Fei was stunned. He really didn't know when he offended this guy, but it seemed that he couldn't get anything out of his mouth.

Looking left and right, Zhao Fei was going to ask someone again, but before he could find someone, he saw a big yellow hair dressed in a very post-modern idea suddenly rushing onto the stage from nowhere.

And at the moment when the big yellow hair rushed onto the stage, the sound of various musical instruments was suddenly heard in the venue, and the whole venue was immediately covered by some kind of non-mainstream music.

This big yellow hair doesn't know how to dye his hair into a golden yellow. From a distance, it looks like he is staring at a big gold ingot. The clothes he is wearing are not ordinary citizen's clothes, but more like the kind of animation imitation show played by later generations. , That's called a fancy dress, not only killing Matt, but also non-mainstream.

Looking at the yellow hair, Zhao Fei couldn't help smiling. This scene really reminded him of the carefree era. He whispered that Zhao Fei also played imitation shows.

"Dear audience friends, dear people in Chang'an, we meet again," Da Huangmao didn't have a microphone, but his voice was not low at all. But there is really no one with a louder voice than him.

"Macbeth! Macbeth!"

There was a huge wave in the arena, obviously cheering for the big yellow hair on the stage.

Macbeth?
Zhao Fei was taken aback for a moment, this is still a foreign friend, he speaks Mandarin really well, and he couldn't tell at all.

"Is this a foreigner?" Zhao Fei asked the little man beside him.

The little man jumped three feet high, pointed at Zhao Fei and said, "Boy, what's the matter, is it like bullying me because of my height? Let me tell you, I'm not that easy to bully, just wait, I'll call someone right away. "

Then the little man ran away without looking back, Zhao Fei was stunned again, this nima is simply suffering from persecution paranoia, you want to bully him when you tell your fortune?
baffling.Zhao Fei shook his head and looked towards the stage again.

"I miss you!" At this time, Macbeth, well, I think it's better to call the image of Big Yellow Mao, Big Yellow Mao shouted again: "Do you miss me?"

"We all miss you to death!" There was another tsunami in the audience.

Zhao Fei swallowed his saliva hard, and looked around carefully. This shit is really an ancient society, not a modern party. The yellow hair on the stage is really called Macbeth, not Feng Moumou .

Fortunately, the people around are relatively normal, at least they are wearing normal ancient costumes.

"Friends, as the saying goes, it's a great pleasure to have friends from afar." Big Yellow Mao said loudly on the stage: "Recently, many foreigners have come to our Chang'an City. My younger brother is not talented, so I happen to know where we are today. There are quite a few foreigners who come here especially for the name, and everyone said, should we welcome their arrival!"

"Welcome, welcome, warmly welcome." Immediately, screams of various accents sounded in the venue.

Zhao Fei's expression became stiff with astonishment. He really doesn't know whether he is in a temporary shed in ancient Chang'an, or participating in an event in a bar in modern times, let alone the Huang on stage. Is Brother Mao an ancient version of a non-mainstream person, or a disc jockey with a lively atmosphere in a modern bar.

"Friends." Huang Mao shouted again: "Say, I went on a blind date yesterday, and saw that the girl she was dating was very beautiful. She was as beautiful as a flower, with an enchanting figure. I was nervous at that time, and then I couldn't find anything to say. , I was embarrassed for a long time."

A group of people in the audience were looking at Huang Mao seriously. Seeing Huang Mao stop talking at this moment, someone immediately asked, "And then?"

"Then my sister started talking, saying that I look better than Pan An, and I am very beautiful." Huang Mao shouted, "Guess what I said?"

"I don't know." Someone shouted from the audience.

Immediately there was laughter from the audience, and the person who shouted that he didn't know before was annoyed and shouted: "What are you all laughing at, it's like you all have wives, labor and capital have no wives, labor and capital are free, labor and capital are happy. "

"Where did your mother come from, and whose labor do you claim to be?" Someone suddenly cried out in dissatisfaction.

"Lao-management is labor-management's labor-capital, if you don't accept me, hit me!"

Immediately, the audience roared with laughter again, and Big Yellow Mao spoke at the right time, saying: "Everyone, don't guess, I was too nervous at the time, so I said casually: You are blind!"

Zhao Fei smiled, while the audience burst into laughter.

"Friends, I don't read much and I can't speak. This is a bloody lesson, so everyone should read more books when you have nothing to do. At least you can make trouble when you see beautiful women." Huang Mao said with a sad face. Shaking his head and sighing, "I can't do it anymore. I'm old and my brain is not working well. I guess I don't have much talent in reading in this life."

Naturally, everyone was flattering, saying that you should not be sad, we are all good people, and we will accept all the girls you can't get.

"Oh, thank you for helping me so much." Huang Mao sighed, cupped his hands, and said loudly: "I am a man, I like women, my family has a lot of money, and I am not bad looking. In the hall, we are looking for a beautiful girl to live with me."

"Forget it and you will."

"Stop talking, I'm tired of hearing it."

"We don't have any wives, and if we have the resources, we won't make it cheap for you."

There were booing sounds everywhere in the audience, although everyone was booing, but after Huang Mao's many times of enlivening the atmosphere, the atmosphere in the venue has been brought to a small climax.

Huangmao shouted loudly: "I know that everyone is not here to see my flowing yellow hair, but to see..."

"Now let's enjoy the wonderful program below!"

Although Huangmao yelled loudly, Huangmao didn't know where to go.

what?
Zhao Fei's expression froze. It's not that his ears are bad, but that the sound down here is too loud and he can't hear clearly.

Reluctantly, Zhao Fei turned to his side and asked, "What show will be performed next?"

"I don't have eyes, I don't know how to see by myself!" Zhao Fei answered with an annoyed voice.

Zhao Fei was stunned, he couldn't help turning his head when he heard how he was so familiar, he was still small, but it wasn't the one just now, but Zhao Fei's acquaintance.

How cooked?I just met him at the door.

That's right, it was the bearded man who yelled at the door, 'I like vulgarity', seeing this master again at this moment, Zhao Fei couldn't help but feel very cordial.

"Why are you looking at me like that?" the bearded man said in a rough voice, and looked Zhao Fei up and down with his eyes.

"Do you still remember me?" Zhao Fei said loudly.

"Aren't you the one at the door just now? I'm not blind." The bearded man said.

"My surname is Zhao, what's your name?" Zhao Fei smiled.

"What's my name, why did I tell you," the bearded man snorted, "I don't know you very well."

"You're right." Zhao Fei thought about it, and felt that it was nothing special if people didn't tell him his name. He rolled his eyes and said, "I think you have a pretty beard, why don't I call you Big Beard?" !"

"Big Beard?" Big Beard looked stunned for a moment, then sneered at Zhao Fei, and said, "Then I don't think you have a beard, so it's better to call you beardless."

"Who said I don't have a beard?" Zhao Fei stretched out his chin and said loudly: "It's not that I don't have a beard, I just have a short beard."

The bearded man said casually: "Then the mustache will be fine."

"Didn't I mention that my surname is Zhao?" Zhao Fei said.

"Cut." The bearded man sneered dismissively and said, "Who knows if you're using a fake name, I'll call you mustache, what's the matter, if you don't accept it, hit me!"

What the hell!

Do you want to hit me?

Why is this sentence again, Zhao Fei thought to himself, no matter what age, this damn girl likes to say this sentence.

But it's weird, why I like to talk like that when I run into two guys at a time.

Zhao Fei was about to say something to the bearded man beside him, such as protesting his name or something, but when he turned around, he couldn't help opening his mouth.

In Zhao Fei's line of sight, he saw the woman with the title of the book in vulgar clothes coming towards the audience.

"Friends, these beautiful girls are wearing clothes that have been quite popular on the grassland in recent years. They look very good, please enjoy the style from the grassland." Big Yellow Mao's voice sounded at the right time .

Then several young girls in palace costumes came out gracefully. These people stopped after taking a step, and then laughed at the surrounding crowd.

"Friends, what you are seeing now is the most popular ladies' clothing in our Great Song Dynasty. It is the beauty of Chang'an. It is a must-have clothing for going out and traveling at home." Big Yellow Mao introduced again.

This shit is a fashion show!
Zhao Fei stared at everything in front of him dumbfounded, feeling like he was in Sparta. He grabbed the people around him and said loudly, "What is this?"

The one caught by Zhao Fei was the bearded man. The bearded man was enjoying himself, so Zhao Fei caught him suddenly, screamed, and stomped on Zhao Fei's foot fiercely.

(End of this chapter)