travel through the past to be emperor

Chapter 27

Hearing that Liu Yong was going to tell the emperor's fortune, Chu Xuan was about to speak immediately, but Zhao Fei agreed without hesitation, and Chu Xuan could only stare at Liu Yong angrily for a while.

Liu Yong didn't care about Chu Xuan's resentment at all. In fact, Zhao Fei was quite surprised that he agreed to his request so easily.

Since ancient times, any emperor, whether wise or stupid, has a fairly common characteristic, that is, he is arbitrary, and he is good at hiding, and he does not want anyone to know what is in his heart.

It's rare to be confused, this is not only a wise saying to protect one's life, but also a maxim for every successful person in the officialdom to review the old and learn the new.

Don't you see that every minister is cautious in the palace, and foolish in front of the emperor, but when he comes out of the palace compound, each of them is shrewd and capable, and each of them is cunning and cunning.

The reason, of course, is that it is hard to be confused.

Ladies and gentlemen, you may feel that the above paragraph is a bit inexplicable, but in fact, since ancient times, few emperors dared to ask their ministers to tell their fortunes openly, and some ministers risked their lives to advise them, but they risked their lives to tell the emperor. Fortune-telling, don't say there is, I have never heard of it.

Why?

Because telling the emperor's fortune is spying on the destiny and offending Tianyan, let alone fortune-telling, even the emperor's physical condition is the top secret of the state, and inquiring about the emperor's physical condition is a serious crime of beheading and exterminating the nine clans.

Now Liu Yong wants to tell Zhao Fei's fortune, which is not only a taboo in the officialdom, but also a taboo of the emperor.

If there were court ministers here, Liu Yong would have been charged with various crimes at this moment, and then he would be sent directly to death row, and Caishikou will set up a stage to sing an opera tomorrow.

But there are only three people here, Zhao Fei, Liu Yong, Chu Xuan, and Liu Yong are the instigators. Zhao Fei personally agreed. If you agree, he will have to kill you with his eyes, kill you.

For the fortune-telling words, Zhao Fei has always not believed much, or simply did not believe it, but someone wanted to play, so he followed the fun, and took a look at what medicine the old man was selling in his bones.

"Teacher, I heard that there are people who draw lots, throw stones, read palms, read faces, touch bones, measure characters, and many other strange algorithms. How are you going to give me, this, divination?"

"Reporting to Your Majesty, the veteran has lived in the Palace of Qinzheng for a long time, studying every day, and researched a new algorithm."

"Appreciate further details!"

"Reporting to Your Majesty, this algorithm is indescribable, and the old minister only found it by chance. In fact, I don't understand it very well. I really can't describe it."

"Then what are you going to do for me?"

"Your Majesty, wait a moment, let the old minister go get something first."

"Well, I'm sure!"

Zhao Fei looked at the back of Liu Yong leaving in a hurry, turned around to look at Chu Xuan and said, "Chu Xuan, what kind of medicine do you think this old man is selling in his belly?"

"I don't know." Chu Xuan shook his head, and then resentfully said: "Your Majesty, it is an unforgivable crime for this person to spy on the destiny. Your Majesty really shouldn't have agreed to him."

"It's okay, destiny is unpredictable, I just want to see what this Taifu wants to do." Zhao Fei waved his hand indifferently, and then said: "Chu Xuan, do you know why the Taifu pushed the court back then?"

"I don't know, but I once heard what my father said, it seems to be sick."

"Sickness, I can see that he walks like flying, he doesn't look like he is sick, I'm afraid there is something unknown to outsiders." Zhao Fei shook his head and said: "But these have nothing to do with me, today he deliberately To attract my attention, I am afraid that I have the heart to become an official, just take a look."

"Wei Chen understands."

After a short rest, Liu Yong rushed back holding something like a big compass, Zhao Fei's eyelids twitched, Nima, are you looking at fortune-telling or Fengshui?

"This thing, if I remember correctly, seems to be a compass, right?" Zhao Fei carefully looked at the big disc in front of him, with a rather weird expression.

"Reporting to Your Majesty, this object was made after more than ten years of research by the veteran. It can be said to be all-inclusive. Although it imitates the appearance of a compass, its function is actually far from that of a compass. Your Majesty, please take a closer look. "Liu Yong casually pointed to a few places.

Zhao Fei blinked and looked at Mao, what do you want me to see?

In fact, my buddy only knows roughly what a compass looks like, but I really don’t know what the compass draws. What kind of ghost symbols are those you pointed out to me? How do I know what they are?
Ask if you don’t understand?
How can you say you don't know at this time?How can shake?How can you not be ashamed to ask?
The buddies just returned five people and six people, pretending to be more professor than an expert, and now they say they don’t know, wouldn’t it be a slap in the face for themselves, which is very embarrassing.

So resolutely don't say that you don't know, and pretend to understand if you don't understand.

Zhao Fei carefully looked at the places where Liu Yong pointed, then shook his head and looked at the whole compass carefully, and finally nodded his head pretendingly.

"Well, it's a little different."

Liu Yong let out a long breath and praised: "Your Majesty is extremely wise!"

"Well, the Taifu is also ingenious!" Zhao Fei returned the flattery without hesitation. People carried people in bridal sedan chairs, and the sesame seeds were getting taller and taller. People, they all became more and more powerful in the mutual flattery.

"Your Majesty's praise, the old minister is ashamed. Compared with the light of your majesty's bright moon, the old minister is really a glimmer of fireflies." Liu Yong continued to hold his thighs. With his fifty-year-old wisdom, he was shameless and moral Heard something.

As for flattery, Zhao Fei accepted it calmly. At this time, he also felt that he was quite wise. Although he didn't understand fart, but after the authoritative certification of experts, he was now able to go out and deceive under the sign of a master of mathematics.

"Girl, please stop. I see that your face is full of red, and you must have good luck today."

Zhao Fei chuckled, flirting in his head, and said, "I don't know how the Grand Tutor is going to do the divination for me?"

"Your Majesty, please use the imperial pen to write a word first." Liu Yong bowed.

"Okay." Zhao Fei nodded, walked to the desk, and then said to himself: "The way of divination is actually the way of fortune-telling. This fortune-telling is a fortune-telling, so today I will write a fortune-telling." .”

Then, Zhao Fei picked up the brush and spread it casually. Is this also called paper?Looking at the yellowed paper in front of him, Zhao Fei's face almost cramped.

But at least I still remember that it was not the time to think about the paper issue, Zhao Fei was so flamboyant, his words could be compared to the chief physician of the hospital.

"The word Your Majesty, I really can't find the words to describe it. I can only say that Your Majesty is self-contained and worthy of being a master!" Liu Yong looked at Zhao Fei's words and almost vomited blood. After holding back for a long time, he finally said goodbye Swallowing dates wholeheartedly is barely a compliment.

"Hehe, I am also widely studying the handwriting of famous masters in the world, and I plan to create a new typeface by myself, but after all, I am still relatively young, and I am still in the initial stage at the moment. It's just a joke." Zhao Fei shamelessly pasted a few pieces of gold paper on his face.

Liu Yong took a deep breath, finally held back a mouthful of old blood, pointed his finger up and said: "Your Majesty is a person with great perseverance and wisdom. I am ashamed of you, I am far inferior!"

"Teacher Miao Zan!" Zhao Fei's face was covered with a few more layers of gold at the moment, it was very thick, and there would never be any discomfort such as blushing.

"Your Majesty is wise, the old minister should do the divination first!" Liu Yong bent down and took a few breaths again, but he knew in his heart that this emperor is not easy to fool around, and all the ministers in the court have misjudged him.

Do you want to remind them yourself?Do you want it?Well, it's better not to, anyway, they are the ones who died, not the old man, dead friends don't die poor daoists!This kind of thing, the old man alone knows it, and everyone else is going to die!

Liu Yong picked up the words written by Zhao Fei, and his whole expression was upright, looking as sacred as a pilgrim.

The old man looks good!

Zhao Fei nodded secretly, presumably when he was young, there were a lot of big girls behind him, but now he is older and the glory is no longer, otherwise the buddies might not be able to compete with him.

Liu Yong carefully looked at Zhao Fei's words, and then put the words in the middle of the compass, and then under Zhao Fei's surprised eyes, he stretched out his hand to open a hidden space under the compass, and then he put his hand inside As soon as it was stretched out, the compass turned instantly.

Alien high technology in Atlantis or ancient mechanism?
Zhao Fei opened his mouth wide, and then saw the words he wrote slowly turning faster and faster with the compass, then turned faster and faster, then burned, and then turned into ashes.

Zhao Fei blinked, what does this mean?
"Your Majesty, don't be in a hurry." Liu Yong cupped his hands beside the compass, then straightened his expression, shouted, and suddenly put his hand on the compass.

A puff of green smoke wafted up, and the faint smell of meat almost made Zhao Fei spit out his breakfast.

Nima, this is self-harm!

"Your Majesty, please look!" Liu Yong shouted, pulled out his hands, and quickly put them into the sleeve cage.

Originally, Zhao Fei was going to care about this self-harming hero, but when Liu Yong yelled at him, he immediately looked up, and then his eyes widened, getting wider and wider.

In Zhao Fei's line of sight, the green smoke rising from the compass gradually gathered together, and then there were two large characters of flamboyant and phoenix dancing.

"Is the golden scales a thing in the pool? It will change into a dragon when it encounters a storm!" Liu Yong's voice became clearer, and at the same time he looked at Zhao Fei strangely.

Nima!

You play me!
This is the play of the dragon and the phoenix of the Dahun Lord, not the hero of the wind and cloud who dominates the world!
Don't dress indiscriminately, okay?
Don't talk nonsense, okay?
Director, I want to change the screenwriter!

Zhao Fei cursed in his heart, and then poured a basin of cold water down.

Nonsense: If you call Mao, if you yell again, someone will beat you up, and then change the protagonist, think carefully, when the time comes, the passbook and wife will belong to someone else!
Zhao Fei: Big nonsense, I'm talking nonsense, don't mind, I'll rub your shoulders for you, please don't ask someone to beat me up.

　Once you enter this book, it's as deep as the sea, and from then on you'll be a passerby!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)