Reborn I am a bear child

Chapter 5
The next morning, I originally planned to get up early so that I could see the beauty of the beautiful woman in her clothes, but when I opened my eyes, she was already dressed, and I could only watch helplessly.

"Get up quickly, and wait in line for dinner!" Teacher Zhao said without looking back.

After getting dressed, Teacher Zhao took me to the boys’ dormitory, all of them were in a mess, they couldn’t even wear clothes, they were fighting, grabbing clothes, crying and making troubles, and they couldn’t get up. Teacher Zhao glanced at me and sighed: "With so many children, you are the most obedient!"

Teacher Li also came and hurriedly helped them get dressed. After a long time of tossing around, they finally packed up the group of children and lined up in the dormitory. Teacher Li said to me: "Li Qian, take the lead in singing, you are not allowed to sing those What a mess!"

I was worried for a while, I don’t know nursery rhymes at all, and the songs that can be produced are some that will become popular in a few years, such as "Little Apple". One two one, one two one, one two three four."

The cafeteria is a bungalow with a lot of opinions. When I entered the cafeteria and sat down according to the position, Xiaoyong sat beside me and looked at me with a cute face, as if he was not awake!

"Li Qian, where did you sleep last night?" Xiao Yong asked quietly.

"Slept with Mr. Zhao, what? You didn't sleep well in the dormitory?" I looked at Xiaoyong as if he didn't sleep well, but thinking about it, I used to be supervised when sleeping at home. It is an age of vigorous energy, and it is normal for no one to care about sleeping well at night.

Xiaoyong looked around mysteriously, and after a while he said to me: "Last night I went to bed very late, Li Qin and the others caught birds and played, I was so hurt!"

I almost cried because of this kid's stupidity, what are you playing around, these kids don't know anything and really know how to play!

After the meal, the children who did not live in the school came one after another. Xiaohua grinned when she saw me. Although his mother didn’t let her play with me, the children didn’t listen to their mother’s instructions after entering school. They still learn pinyin in class. And the teacher always likes to ask me questions. Teacher Zhao already knows that my knowledge is not inferior to hers, so she doesn't care about me in class, but Teacher Li doesn't know!
"Students, pay attention. This question is very difficult. Let's let the monitor answer it, shall we?" Teacher Li pointed to the blackboard and said.

Stand up and look at the 9 18-3= on the blackboard?This question is so difficult! ! !

"Li Qian, if you don't know how much it is equal to, sit down, and the teacher will explain it to you!" Li Laoshou said confidently.

"Equal to 24!"

The whole class was in an uproar, and was very surprised that I could calculate the calculation problems that connected addition and subtraction. Teacher Li couldn't believe it. He was stunned for a while and said, "Sit down!"

I can figure it out, I can’t answer this kind of question too much, or it will be regarded as non-human research sooner or later, and I have to leave the kindergarten, otherwise my IQ will be lowered by them after two years of kindergarten
Lying on the table thinking about how to make a fortune, even if you think about it, it's useless. Now I'm trapped in the kindergarten and can't go out. The retail model has completely collapsed.

After thinking for a long time, I feel that I have to find someone to help me. This person can't be too smart, otherwise I can be easily fooled by him, but he can't be too stupid. It's better to be a fool who trusts me!
Why do I think of Brother Gou when I think of the word fool? It is said that he has been miserable these days, the protection fee for elementary school can't be collected, and it seems that he doesn't have much income just by covering the women's toilet!
After thinking about a few lessons, I didn’t come up with a clue. This era is not very smooth in terms of the flow of materials or coins. If you want to do big business, you don’t have that much money. I can’t fool Brother Gou with 50 Let's do business with yuan money!
I have to think about it before the advent of the Internet age, what can be considered underdeveloped is what was the most popular in the era. In my memory, the most profound things in the 90s are two things, explosive heads and portable tape recorders. The 90s first returned to Hong Kong Both of these things are very popular, and of course disco is very popular, but I can't dance, and I can't use it to make money!

After thinking about it for a long time, I found out that portable tape recorders are expensive, and reselling them is very bad, and I have no place to put them. Do I have to lurk in a barbershop at such a young age to learn how to cut an afro?It doesn't seem to make any money, the best barber in this era only costs a dollar for a haircut!

I suddenly thought of a thing, an essential thing in this era, this thing is tape! ! !

In the 90s, with the widespread use of portable tape recorders, the tapes began to flood. It can be said that the demand is far greater than that of portable tape recorders. The most important thing is the low cost. When I graduated from university, I wrote a thesis on old objects that miss the 90s, and I wrote tapes. , I checked a lot of information at that time, and I know a lot about the production of tapes!
As long as there is a recorder, it can be done. The tape recorder after 25 years is very cheap, but the price may be different in this era. It is estimated to be about 1000 yuan!
As for whether it can be sold or not, there is no need to think about it at all. As long as some obvious records are burned and sold at a lower than market price, it will definitely be a hit. As for what is pirated or not, no one will pay attention. The copyright protection law of this era has not yet Sound, it can be said that it just took advantage of the loopholes!
There are only a few months left until the end of the year, and earn enough 1000 yuan before the end of the year?

It hurts me to touch the 50 yuan in my pocket, but now there are 50 yuan, I can go from a dime to 50 yuan, so 50 yuan to 1000 yuan is not difficult!
I'm afraid I won't be able to make money on my own. It seems that I have to chat with Brother Gou when I have time. I will use the retail model to its last remaining heat. As for the things sold, it can be more comprehensive!

Teacher Zhao came after class, and I found that Niu Jianrong was buzzing behind my buttocks. Teacher Zhao looked upset but couldn't get angry. He put the textbook on the table and said, "Niu Jianrong, I'm going to class, please leave !"

"Mr. Zhao, why are you doing this? Isn't it time for get out of class to end?" Niu Jianrong licked his face and said, "Guan Guan Jijiu, in the river island, my fair lady, what do you want?"

Niu Jianrong's face was a little embarrassed, and I booed from the side: "The last sentence is that Niu Jianrong counts as a ball!!"

The whole class roared with laughter, Teacher Zhao burst out laughing, Niu Jianrong glared at me and left in disgrace, when the class bell rang, Teacher Zhao came over and patted me twice and said: "Why are you swearing, you are not allowed to say it in the future , the last sentence is that a gentleman loves to eat, do you know that?"

I nodded, and Xiaoyong next to me in class shook his head and muttered in a low voice: "Guanguan Pheasant Dove, in Hezhizhou, my fair lady, is Niu Jianrong a ball?"

I really underestimated the children's ability to communicate. In less than half a day, the whole kindergarten knew this poem, especially the last line became a golden sentence, which also caused Niu Jianrong's eyes to pop out when he saw me!

I took advantage of the get out of class time to lie on the gate and looked at it, but I didn’t find Brother Gou’s shadow. As for the popcorn seller at the school gate, I was frowning these days. I did make money by plagiarizing my retail model for a few days at the beginning, but now There are popcorn sellers at the door. He has attracted many competitors in this way. If this is not a competition between small vendors but a competition between large groups, it may be self-defeating!
I found that some of the popcorn sellers at the door had disappeared a lot. The uncle saw me with a bitter face. I was sure that his current income might not be as good as before. He made a face at the uncle and I turned to go to class. .

Back in the classroom, I found Xiaohua rummaging around on my desk. I didn't know what to look for, so I patted the little guy and asked, "What are you looking for?"

Xiao Hua raised her head and looked at me, her big black eyes were filled with tears, she held back for a long time before she said, "I'm hungry, what do you eat?"

I don’t know how many people come to my desk every day, not to mention food, even the scum of instant noodles is licked clean, I have no choice but to say that if you are very hungry, you can stand at the door and drink the northwest wind!

It was meant to be a joke, but who knew that Xiaohua was standing at the door with her mouth wide open. I was about to pull back, but unexpectedly Niu Jianrong asked Xiaohua, "What are you doing standing at the door with your mouth wide open?"

"I'm so hungry, Li Qian asked me to come out and drink the northwest wind!"

Niu Jianrong poked his head in and saw me sneer twice, I screamed in my heart that it was not good, this bastard hated me so much, I am afraid he will use the problem to play, and sure enough, Niu Jianrong turned cold in an instant, and shouted: "Nothing! Knowing what to teach, can you take care of catching a cold and diarrhea?"

Niu Jianrong's voice was very loud, and Xiaohua was so frightened that she cried loudly. This guy yelled at me directly: "Look, you must have caught a cold. If you don't do good things all day long, I will educate you for your teacher!" As he said that, the other party rushed towards him!

This trumped-up crime is really fun. I ran as fast as I could, but I couldn’t sprint fast, so I had to jump on the table and run around. Niu Jianrong is tall and tall, and he was like a standout among a group of children. He chased me while scolding me. .

"What are you making so much noise about?" A loud shout sounded at the door.

I turned around and saw that it was the dean, who happened to be in charge of Niu Jianrong, and hurriedly shouted: "Director, Mr. Niu is going to kill me, help me!!"

"Xiao Niu, what are you doing?" the dean shouted with a displeased expression on his face.

"It's this little guy who asked the little girl to stand at the door and drink the northwest wind. If she catches a cold, isn't it our school's responsibility to find the parents?" Niu Jianrong pointed at me out of breath and said, "I won't beat him up today so that he will grow up." Long-term memory is not good!"

"I'm just playing with Xiao Hua, besides, there is no wind at this time, how can I catch a cold!" I hastily retorted.

"What if it's windy then?" Niu Jianrong shouted without giving in.

"Fucking class will be in for a while, who will let her stand at the door and drink the northwest wind!" I was also very angry, this is obviously revenge!

"You little bastard, dare to tell me the fuck?" Niu Jianrong stared at me with wide eyes, and the teaching director at the side waved his hand. I thought the matter was over, but unexpectedly the teaching director said: "Children don't understand You have to teach, and you have to fight if you don’t remember!”

Niu Jianrong sneered twice and stretched out his hand to slap my buttocks. These two slaps were full of strength, and my buttocks felt a burning pain. After the slaps, the other party glared at me and left!
(End of this chapter)