Reborn I am a bear child

Chapter 8 See the effect

I don't know if I'm being ordered to pick up girls now, but even if I pick up Xiaohua, what can I do?
After researching in my crotch for a long time, the result is that I can't do anything, and the other party may use it to eat my food. I can't stand that snack!
I was going to go out early the next morning, but my mother didn’t let me go out to play, so I couldn’t do it for a long time, so I just sat on the ground and cried loudly. After being beaten, I got my wish and went out
When I arrived at the entrance of the kindergarten, I found that the old man had already started popping popcorn, while Brother Gou and Changmao were squatting aside and watching. I walked over and asked, "How many pots have you had?"

The uncle turned his head and took a look and joked: "The little boss is here, it's the third pot, and it's time to cook!!"

After a sound that resounded all over the world, another pot came out. I asked Brother Gou to take out the cards and bags and start dividing. If there are more cards, there will be more capital. Obviously, a pot of ten shares will not make much money, so it is divided. Thirteen copies.

The uncle sneered while watching, and it took a long time before he said: "Little baby, you are really an unscrupulous profiteer. If you put a broken card in it, you will get three extra profits. If you can sell it Come out, old man, I have your last name!!"

"Master, is your surname Sun?" I asked the uncle.

"That's right, Sun Guofu, isn't it a good name?" The uncle said with a smile.

"I'm afraid you can't be called Sun Guofu!" I said with a smile, "You should have my last name, Li Guofu!!"

Sun Guofu was stunned for a moment, then laughed dumbly, pointed at me and said, "You little guy, you are really a newborn calf not afraid of tigers, old man, I am afraid of you, okay, take back what you just said!"

After a busy day, the eight pots of popcorn were allocated a total of [-] copies. There were only [-] cards, and the remaining five were given to Brother Gou and Chang Mao. After all, they have been busy these two days, although I let go The big words let them follow me to make money, but I still have to give the occasional small sweets, so that the two of them will not feel resentment in their hearts!
Settle the rest of the money to Sun Guofu, I only have about [-] yuan left in my hand, and now I have only tomorrow to see the effect. I will share my thoughts with Brother Gou and Changmao in the afternoon. After reading it again, Changmao didn't seem to know much about these things, but Brother Gou was so excited that he understood it all at once!
"Isn't it just bragging?" Brother Gou said with a face that I understood: "Don't you just want those elementary school students to like this kind of card, and the popcorn itself has become an accessory, so that they can make a set together?" Is the gourd baby card crazy to buy?"

I slapped my thigh and thought about who would say that Brother Gou is not smart enough to make me anxious with him. Such a smart guy can't hang around, I have to show him the way!
Changmao still doesn't understand, I told him that he just needs to follow Brother Gou and he doesn't need to worry about the rest!

Before I left, I was still worried about Brother Gou selling popcorn tomorrow. If I spent the money or ran away with the money after selling it, I have no place to cry. I have to do ideological work for them!

"Do you want to get rich? I'll just ask you this sentence!" I asked Brother Gou and Changmao.

"Think about it! Those who don't want to get rich are fools!" Brother Gou said excitedly, and the long hair on the side also nodded repeatedly, and Brother Gou said to me: "Look, all fools know how to nod!!"

"Do you think it's better to make a small fortune or keep getting rich, and finally become the richest man in our city, then the richest man in the whole province, and then the richest man in the whole country?" I asked, staring at Brother Gou and Changmao.

Both of them were a little dazed, and Brother Gou whispered for a long time, "How much money is the richest man in the city? Do you have 1000 yuan?"

"1000 yuan? So much?" Chang Mao stood up excitedly and said, "Then we're sending it out? How many longevity cigarettes can you buy with 1000 yuan!"

Brother Gou kicked Changmao's ass, and shouted: "With so much money, you can smoke a chicken feather for a long life, and then the state guest will smoke every day!!!"

These two people were tailor-made for the idiom of short-sightedness. I calmed myself down and said, "Don't worry, as long as you listen to me, the state guest will definitely let you get out lung cancer, but we can't be too short-sighted. You have to think about it in the long run, if you earn money tomorrow, you must not spend this money, keep it as your capital!!"

Brother Gou came to his senses, scratched his head and said embarrassingly: "You get all the money, we just help sell it, don't worry, I will definitely not take a penny from you!"

"It's not that I'm afraid that you will spend money. If you have money, you can spend it as you like, but we don't have much money at all. If you believe me, within a year, I will give you a salary of 1000 yuan per month!!" I directly promised He said that after a year, the sales of tapes may not be able to support the two people's monthly salary of 1000 yuan, but now they can only make cakes for them to satisfy their hunger!

Brother Gou and Changmao nodded like pecking rice, and I was relieved a little bit. Brother Gou and Changmao packed the popcorn and went home. I was in a daze, wondering if the bastard Niu Jianrong would peep into the women's bathroom recently, although I have brought this matter to Xiaohua's mother, if he doesn't do something recently, no one can keep guarding it!
The reason why I chose Xiaohua's mother is because I learned that Xiaohua's father is the section chief of a state-owned enterprise. The people the section chief associates with are definitely not ordinary people. It's time to live now, so the fuckers who are going to be beaten probably don't even know each other!

Before eating, I deliberately went out with Zhao Ye and Wang Jianguo like a child and got into a muddy fight. The two got into a fight because of grabbing mud. The ground was covered with mud, but they only love the dots in each other’s hands, and so do I. drunk!

When I woke up the next day, I thought my mother would go back to see me off, but I missed one of the three mahjong games. I was anxious to play. I said helplessly, "Mom, didn't you say you were afraid that my father would be laid off? Why are you still playing mahjong?"

"What do you know? Mom will win money for you, buy you delicious food if you win, and obediently go to kindergarten with Zhao Ye's mother!" After finishing speaking, he went out!

Every woman who played mahjong used such an excuse to go, but a few won. I carried my schoolbag and waited for Zhao Ye downstairs. I followed to the kindergarten gate and found that Brother Gou and Changmao had already started selling!
"Super Gourd Baby's cool card has come out!" Brother Gou said with a bag of popcorn in his hand, "Do you know the little-known secret of Gourd Baby? Now, if you buy a pack of popcorn, you can immediately get a card of one of the seven calabash dolls, which is not only delicious but also fun, what are you waiting for??"

I gave these words to Brother Gou yesterday, unexpectedly, it sounded quite slippery, some elementary school students came to see it, and some children in the kindergarten wanted to buy it, but they were beaten up!
There were a lot of elementary school students around, but no one bought them. As for the children in the kindergarten, I didn’t target them at all. Sun Guofu leaned against the wall and looked at the popcorn at Brother Gou’s place motionless and squinted his eyes. , said in a low voice: "Little baby, my old man is still surnamed Sun!!"

After more than ten minutes, a primary school student finally plucked up the courage to be the first person to eat crabs. He bought a pack and took out a four-baby card from the bag. Although I know that this marketing model will definitely work, I still can't help feeling uneasy!

"Li Qian!!" Teacher Zhao called out my name!
After entering the school, I looked back and saw a large group of elementary school students surrounding Gouge to buy popcorn. My heart finally fell to the ground. Half of the cards were sold in less than ten minutes. Some elementary school students began to compare the cards in their hands. !

I quietly walked to the gate and yelled to Sun Guofu: "Master, your surname is not Sun this time!!"

Sun Guofu cleaned up the booth without looking back, I was a little puzzled, is this old man planning to retire?Exit asked: "Uncle Sun, why did you close the stall so early?"

"Your popcorn is so popular, I have no business at all, I should go home early and make cards!" Sun Guofu turned his head and smiled and said, "Master, I can touch you, a little baby again!" It’s gone, just wait for me to sell it tomorrow!”

I smiled and didn't say anything. Since I came up with this kind of sales model, I'm not afraid of being copied by others. Sun Guofu needs a few days to find out how to make cards, and another day to make them. I can sell them for almost a week!
When queuing up to enter the classroom, I saw a few men bypassing the school and squatting behind the women's toilet. They were obviously planning to catch Niu Jianrong. Half a popsicle was replaced by Xiaobao with a red scarf!
Xiaobao looked at me very carefully for a long time, and suddenly asked: "Did you snatch my red scarf last time?"

"I don't know what you are talking about!" I pretended to be stupid and said in a daze: "My red scarf was also robbed. That person looks a lot like me, but he is not as handsome as me!"

"Handsome? What is handsome?" Xiaobao asked me blankly.

I thought about it for a while and gave him a very specific example, and said, "Look at me, I'm handsome when I look like this, and ugly when you look like this, understand?"

The other party nodded thoughtfully, and after finally being fooled, the teacher began to check the homework. The psychological defense line for not doing the homework is too low. Before the check, he sat there and cried. Standing on the podium, who did not do the homework? It's clear at a glance!
Teacher Li came in and said to Teacher Zhao angrily: "Didn't you talk about it, you didn't check your homework, and now you are all crying. How can such a small child have time to do homework after returning home! You are on the east side, I am on the west side, coax Children!!"

Kindergarten is different from other places. If I don’t do my homework, not only will I not be beaten, but the teacher will have to coax me. I took out my homework from my schoolbag and stuffed it into the desk, and then burst into tears!

"Why are you crying? Stop crying!" Xiaobao kept persuading me from the side.

I pushed him away and said: "You little brat knows a lot of shit, don't stop me from acting!!!"

(End of this chapter)