Rebirth 1993: I am not a white lotus
Chapter 1048
Chapter 1048
After a meal, the radish rewards my smooth bowel movement.
"Sister Cui, it's very rude to fart."
After I farted the nth fart, Li Hong couldn't take it anymore, opened all the doors and windows, and fanned desperately with a big fan that I found somewhere.
I covered my nose and snorted weakly, "Who is to blame? Your mother's cooking skills can kill people except that plate of radish."
"Oh, my mother is used to eating heavy salt. I have told her many times with my father, but she can't change it!"
When Li Hong was twelve or thirteen years old, she ate two big bowls for lunch, and this time, before an hour had passed, she held a big rice ball in her hand and ate it with relish.
"You advise your mother, if you always eat salt like this, be careful that your younger brother will be blackened into coal balls when he is born."
I have never given birth to a child, but now is the era of the explosion of knowledge, and I have been swayed, and I know more or less about childbirth.
Li Hong pouted, "What is a boy doing for nothing? You see Brother Zhenyu is very dark, and I like Brother Zhenyu. I will marry Brother Zhenyu after a few years."
I wipe!There is actually a little rival here?
"Brother Zhenyu, did he say to wait for you to grow up?" I have to ask this matter clearly, that boring gourd can't kick a fart, if he steps on two boats and hurts Li Hong, with my righteous character , I can't spare him.
"Oh, it's hard to say!" The yellow-haired girl had a sad look on her face, which was really funny.
"Haha, little girl, let's talk about it when you grow up. Let me tell you, Cui Zhenyu is my favorite. Don't rob him of me."
"Sister, are you okay?" Li Hong was surprised.
"You are the eldest lady from a rich family in the capital. He is a wild boy in a poor mountain valley. How can he match you?"
I really underestimated Li Hong, this girl can directly ask if Cui Zhenyu and Su Beifeng are having sex, which shows that her mind is much more mature than her peers.
"Then he can match you?" I looked at her funny.
"At least I belong to the right family. He watched me grow up. I'm a childhood sweetheart."
"Don't use idioms indiscriminately, childhood sweetheart is not like you, you two are 14 years apart, he is your brother."
After we discussed the concept of love for a while, the afternoon sun shone warmly into the room, and I felt sleepy again.
Since moving here, Xiao Hei has monopolized the best place on the kang where I sleep.
I couldn't get rid of it several times, so I had to build a "nest" next to it.
Li Hong relied on me, and insisted on me talking about why she wanted to be friends with Cui Zhenyu. When I was sleepy, I didn't bother to talk, and fell asleep in a daze after a while.
While I was sleeping, the bored Li Hong stole my cosmetics. Because she didn't know how to make up, she managed to turn herself into a monkey's ass, which surprised Laixi and accidentally stepped on the ground. On the broom, Laixi fell, showing signs of premature delivery.
When I showed up at the Xuanhu Pharmacy again, I accidentally saw Han Xiaoxiao's father chatting behind the counter.
Xiang Nan was also there, she scratched her head in embarrassment, and sincerely apologized to me, saying that she had deceived me in a moment of ignorance, and told me not to count the faults of villains, and not to be as knowledgeable as her.
Who would have the same knowledge as a hooligan?
"Uncle Dafa, I came here with the cheek to ask you something."
I also risked it all. Every time I come here, I always ask for something. I really don't regard myself as an outsider.
"Jiaqi, something happened to your friend again?"
"No, he has already been cured by old man Qiu." I don't like Qiu Xiaobao, so my attitude towards him was naturally a bit rude, but Han Dafa laughed out loud.
(End of this chapter)
After a meal, the radish rewards my smooth bowel movement.
"Sister Cui, it's very rude to fart."
After I farted the nth fart, Li Hong couldn't take it anymore, opened all the doors and windows, and fanned desperately with a big fan that I found somewhere.
I covered my nose and snorted weakly, "Who is to blame? Your mother's cooking skills can kill people except that plate of radish."
"Oh, my mother is used to eating heavy salt. I have told her many times with my father, but she can't change it!"
When Li Hong was twelve or thirteen years old, she ate two big bowls for lunch, and this time, before an hour had passed, she held a big rice ball in her hand and ate it with relish.
"You advise your mother, if you always eat salt like this, be careful that your younger brother will be blackened into coal balls when he is born."
I have never given birth to a child, but now is the era of the explosion of knowledge, and I have been swayed, and I know more or less about childbirth.
Li Hong pouted, "What is a boy doing for nothing? You see Brother Zhenyu is very dark, and I like Brother Zhenyu. I will marry Brother Zhenyu after a few years."
I wipe!There is actually a little rival here?
"Brother Zhenyu, did he say to wait for you to grow up?" I have to ask this matter clearly, that boring gourd can't kick a fart, if he steps on two boats and hurts Li Hong, with my righteous character , I can't spare him.
"Oh, it's hard to say!" The yellow-haired girl had a sad look on her face, which was really funny.
"Haha, little girl, let's talk about it when you grow up. Let me tell you, Cui Zhenyu is my favorite. Don't rob him of me."
"Sister, are you okay?" Li Hong was surprised.
"You are the eldest lady from a rich family in the capital. He is a wild boy in a poor mountain valley. How can he match you?"
I really underestimated Li Hong, this girl can directly ask if Cui Zhenyu and Su Beifeng are having sex, which shows that her mind is much more mature than her peers.
"Then he can match you?" I looked at her funny.
"At least I belong to the right family. He watched me grow up. I'm a childhood sweetheart."
"Don't use idioms indiscriminately, childhood sweetheart is not like you, you two are 14 years apart, he is your brother."
After we discussed the concept of love for a while, the afternoon sun shone warmly into the room, and I felt sleepy again.
Since moving here, Xiao Hei has monopolized the best place on the kang where I sleep.
I couldn't get rid of it several times, so I had to build a "nest" next to it.
Li Hong relied on me, and insisted on me talking about why she wanted to be friends with Cui Zhenyu. When I was sleepy, I didn't bother to talk, and fell asleep in a daze after a while.
While I was sleeping, the bored Li Hong stole my cosmetics. Because she didn't know how to make up, she managed to turn herself into a monkey's ass, which surprised Laixi and accidentally stepped on the ground. On the broom, Laixi fell, showing signs of premature delivery.
When I showed up at the Xuanhu Pharmacy again, I accidentally saw Han Xiaoxiao's father chatting behind the counter.
Xiang Nan was also there, she scratched her head in embarrassment, and sincerely apologized to me, saying that she had deceived me in a moment of ignorance, and told me not to count the faults of villains, and not to be as knowledgeable as her.
Who would have the same knowledge as a hooligan?
"Uncle Dafa, I came here with the cheek to ask you something."
I also risked it all. Every time I come here, I always ask for something. I really don't regard myself as an outsider.
"Jiaqi, something happened to your friend again?"
"No, he has already been cured by old man Qiu." I don't like Qiu Xiaobao, so my attitude towards him was naturally a bit rude, but Han Dafa laughed out loud.
(End of this chapter)
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