Little confused hits the big president

Chapter 53 Have you ever heard of God being unreasonable?

"Yeah. When I was in elementary school, a boy who was very close to me once asked me: 'Do you know what the smartest and stupidest animals in the world are?' I shook my head and said I didn't know, so he So he told me: 'Pigs are the smartest, cows are the stupidest.' Then I asked him why. He told me that because pigs know how to be lazy, but cows know how to work all day long.

Since then, I have secretly vowed in my mind: I must be a pig in my next life.It wasn't until I grew up that I realized that the smartest and dumbest animals are humans.But if there is an afterlife, I still want to be a pig. "

"Why?" Zhang Xiaomo's answer made Lan Haoyu laugh.He found that understanding Zhang Xiaomo's way of thinking was even more difficult than acquiring a company.

"Because of the disturbances in the world, only pigs, the animals that affect human life, still live a simple life of eating and sleeping when they are full, sleeping in a sloppy pigsty every day, but they feel at ease.

If you think about it, animals are also raised by humans. Cows need to plow the fields, chickens and ducks need to lay eggs, donkeys need to pull mills, horses need to carry people and goods, dogs need to guard the house and please their masters, and pigs don’t have to do anything.

It is also slaughtered by others, pigs can get the care of their masters, but people have to serve those who slaughter themselves.

In the same way, life does not bring death and death does not take away. Pigs live lazily every day, but people are often busy pursuing many things that they may not enjoy at all, and even plan for themselves after death. .

It is also one of the thousands of species in the world. Pigs are raised by people all their lives, and most of their lives are raised by others, raising children, raising parents, raising pets... Of course, there are many people who raise pigs.

It is also suffering from infectious diseases, pigs can infect humans, but humans cannot infect pigs.Hehe...that's a bit outrageous.hehe……"

Xiao Li secretly rolled his eyes, and couldn't help complaining in his heart: You still know you're talking?It's better than a ghost!well!Boss!Boss, how can such a high-end person like you like such a strange girl?
Lan Haoyu maintained a faint smile, silently listening to Zhang Xiaomo chatting to himself.

He suddenly felt that the girl in front of him was really interesting.Fresh ideas, unique thinking, confused personality.No wonder Huo Anxin likes being with her so much, it turns out that after she accepted you, being with her was so fun and interesting.

Lan Haoyu's thoughts at this time really verified a sentence-beauty is in the eye of the beholder.In Xiao Li's opinion, the remarks are very weird, but in his opinion, they are very interesting.

People are like this, when you like a person, no matter what the other person does you think is good; when you hate a person, what he does will make you feel displeased.

But it's not that Xiao Li hates Zhang Xiaomo, his reaction is actually human, and most people would roll their eyes and complain when they hear such a theory.

The only difference is that some more restrained people will only complain secretly in their hearts; some more sullen people will complain on QQ and Weibo; some more direct people will complain in person.

For example, Yin Ran once complained about Zhang Xiaomo's remarks in person.She said: "Zhang Xiaomo, don't wait for the next life, you are a pig in this life. Only a person with a pig's head can say such a thing."

This supper took nearly an hour and a half.At the end, Zhang Xiaomo, who was already struggling to hold on, couldn't help but burp a lot, as funny as that was.

In fact, she didn't want to do that at all. Burping in front of such a handsome guy was really ugly and affected her image too much.

But hiccups are like farting, and you can't hold back them at all.Therefore, many beauties who pay attention to manners generally do not eat too much, the purpose is to avoid the indecent situation of burping.

Zhang Xiaomo is a veritable foodie. In her eyes, heart, and head, nothing is more important than food.What's more, she didn't have social etiquette in her education, so she naturally didn't pay special attention to it.When she saw the food, she couldn't help but rub it hard, not to mention that these were her favorite foods.

But when she had a big full belch, she was depressed.I can't wait to knock my head hard, and then ask it: Why didn't you think of this?Don't you think you don't lose face enough?

When Lan Haoyu saw that Zhang Xiaomo was lying on the table after hiccupping, his face was buried between his arms, looking like he was dying, he was shocked on the spot.Could it be that the stomach is broken?
"What's wrong with you?" Lan Haoyu asked with a worried face, his eyebrows slightly frowned.

"I'm pretending to be an ostrich." Because his face was buried between his arms and the table, Zhang Xiaomo's voice sounded buzzing and muffled.

"Why are you pretending to be an ostrich?" Lan Haoyu realized that he was about to ask why.If we continue to be together with Zhang Xiaomo in the future, maybe we can publish a book called "Thousands of Whys", or "Billions of Whys".

"Because I lost face just now." Zhang Xiaomo still didn't look up.

"Really? Why didn't I find out?" Probably because he was used to Zhang Xiaomo's confused and straightforward personality, Lan Haoyu didn't think hiccupping was a shameful thing at all, and naturally he didn't understand what Zhang Xiaomo's so-called shame was referring to.

Hearing this, Zhang Xiaomo suddenly raised his head, stared at Lan Haoyu and asked, "Didn't you notice?"

"No. What do you mean by shame?" Lan Haoyu asked Zhang Xiaomo very humbly.

To be honest, at the end of the night, he found that his brain couldn't keep up with her thinking.Because he has never been in contact with this type of girl, and has never actively pursued any woman.So I don't understand whether it is because he is old, Ott is old, or Zhang Xiaomo's thinking mode is different from that of ordinary people?
"That... uh... waiter, check out." Zhang Xiaomo was still hesitating, not knowing how to answer.For some reason, she suddenly turned her head and yelled at the waitress at the food stall. Everyone turned to look at her in fright, and couldn't help muttering "crazy".

Xiao Li felt that Zhang Xiaomo's behavior was really embarrassing and embarrassing, so he lowered his head and kept saying to himself: "I don't know her, I don't know her..."

He admired Lan Haoyu very much, that he could still maintain his usual elegance, composure, indifference and self-control under such circumstances.What he admired even more was that Lan Haoyu actually said to Zhang Xiaomo calmly——

"Momo, don't shout so loudly, it will hurt your throat."

Xiao Li really wanted to say: Boss, your Momo's throat is definitely at the level of a thousand-year king and 8-year turtle, so don't worry about it.It's better to worry about our hearts, whether we will retire early because of her surprise.

In fact, ever since Lan Haoyu and the others entered this food stall, the people here couldn't help but be attracted by Lan Haoyu.

Especially those women who are about to move, all of them are sneaking at him.If it weren't for someone around him, someone would definitely come over to strike up a conversation.So much so that the men who accompanied those women couldn't help sulking.

At this time, Zhang Xiaomo's call made the women unhappy immediately.You, a chick who dresses up like a beggar in clear soup noodles, is so rude and yelling when you are with such a handsome guy.Don't know if this will affect the image of a handsome guy?It's just shameful!Shameful to the extreme!
The men, on the other hand, gritted their teeth in their hearts.Their women peeking at the handsome guy from time to time has already made them very depressed. This little girl who doesn't know how to measure is still there screaming ghosts. Isn't this intentional to give those women a chance to look at the handsome guy openly?

In fact, this is a typical envy, jealousy and hatred.Both sexes.

Therefore, except for Xiao Li, it is estimated that other people's hearts will not have any problems, they will only be so angry because of all kinds of envy, jealousy and hatred.The only difference is that women envy and hate Zhang Xiaomo, while men envy and hate Lan Haoyu.

A waitress in old-fashioned clothes walked over with her head scratching her head, first showed a "charming" smile to Lan Haoyu, and then said fiercely to Zhang Xiaomo with a straight face: "Our ears are fine, you don't have to shout so loudly .”

Who is Zhang Xiaomo?Confused, confused, she is smarter than anyone when necessary.She knew the faces of everyone present, but she didn't care about anyone's eyes or thoughts except those she cared about.But don't try to attack her verbally, otherwise she will definitely make you regret it.

So, Zhang Xiaomo, who was a little embarrassed at first, immediately said with displeasure: "If you don't tell me, how do I know that your ears are fine? What? Do you still have a sound decibel limit here? A big food stall still wants to make Looks like a star hotel?"

"Are you still reasonable?" The waitress did not expect that Zhang Xiaomo, who looked innocent and innocent, and looked only fifteen or sixteen years old, was actually a thorn.

Seeing the other party, Zhang Xiaomo dared to retort fiercely, stood up suddenly, put his hands on his waist, and sprayed wildly at the waiter——

"Of course I am right! The customer is God. Have you ever heard that God is unreasonable? God is reason. Do you understand? If you don't understand, don't come out to mess around. If you don't want people to call you here, why don't you learn it?" It’s like a western restaurant, with an electric bell installed on each table? If you don’t have that class, you still want to imitate others’ home decoration. Did your mother lose your head and placenta when she gave birth to you, so you’re so brainless?”

This waitress is neither Zhang Xiaomo's friend Luo Bing for many years, nor Liu Shaofeng, whom she has wasted many years of affection. If she wants her magnanimity and wants her to swallow her anger, it is probably impossible in the next life.

Just because she's emotional doesn't mean she's easy to bully. It's not like any cat or dog on the side of the road can bark at her.Just like that superb man, if Lan Haoyu hadn't made a move that day, she would definitely beat him up.She dared to take the opportunity to blackmail her, saying that she dared to do something, she was simply tired of the rhythm of life, and she felt sorry for herself if she didn't beat him so much that he couldn't take care of himself.

"You...you..." The waiter probably has never seen such a duplicity like Zhang Xiaomo in her life, and she never thought that she would be so tough, with such an aura that if you dare to speak again, I will beat you .She was so angry that she was shocked and angry, and she couldn't even say a word of rebuttal.

At this time, Lan Haoyu, who had watched the play almost, stood up Shi Shiran, and came to Zhang Xiaomo's side as soon as he raised his long legs.He patted her on the shoulder lightly, and comforted her with his unique clear voice: "Momo, forget it. Don't be as knowledgeable as these people, so as not to lower your style."

Lan Haoyu said this lightly, but the lethality is not weak at all.The so-called pretense, the so-called black belly, are talking about people like him.

Xiao Li really wanted to say: Boss, what kind of style is there in your Momo?Don't you see her teapot pose?What's the difference between a street shrew?
The waiter couldn't even say a word when Lan Haoyu said that.Seeing that something was wrong, the owner of the food stall immediately ran over to apologize desperately, said good things, and said he would give them a discount.

(End of this chapter)