I am invincible

Chapter 106 109: This old Taoist priest is poisonous!

"Bah, you're a fart man!"

Qin Wuxian was so angry that he couldn't control his temperament anymore, "If you were really a man, you should have rolled over and pressed me under your body just now. As for the next step, do you still need me as a girl to teach you?"

"Uh...no, no, no!" Zheng Yi shook his head, thinking: Although I am a virgin, I have watched a lot of small movies, so although I haven't practiced the intercourse technique, I have practiced it many times in my heart!
Already know it by heart!

only……

.........

"Forget it, forget it, I'm not willing to pull you down, do you think I really like you? Hmph, it's just that I want to use you to bribe you and give you a little bit of sweetness. Since you don't want it, then pull you down!" Qin Wuxian Angrily, he started talking nonsense.

Zheng Yi shook his head, "Okay, I'll go back today first."

At this time, it is meaningless for him to stay any longer, let Qin Wuxian calm down and talk about it.

Looking at Zheng Yi's back, Qin Wuxian gritted his teeth,
"Bastard, get out of here, and don't come back after you get out!" Qin Wuxian took a pillow and slammed it on Zheng Yi's back. Zheng Yi shook his head and didn't get angry with Qin Wuxian. He finally understood that today is him. unlucky day.

The four women were all angry.

The key is……

Obviously it has nothing to do with me?
Little girl, little girl, you have really hurt me.

Thanks to your being so cute, you are such a little villain.

It's only three or four years old to be so harmful...

Do you have to wait until you grow up?

Confidante is booked in advance!
I don't know which man will be harmed by you in the future...

well! ! !
……

On the way home!
Zheng Yi walked very slowly because he didn't want to go home!
Qin Wuxian was just one, which made him want to escape.

There are two at home!

Zhou Yu had already gone outside, and he didn't know if he had returned home. If he did, there would be three of them!
Everyone in the world says women are good, why do I feel troubled when there are too many women?
"Since this is the case, why don't you share how many of us, little brother?"

Suddenly, such a voice came.

"What the hell?" Zheng Yi was startled, and looked behind him. It was an old Taoist priest?
"Hey, you old Taoist priest, do you walk silently? You want to scare me to death so that you can inherit mine..."

"Yes, inherit your girlfriend!"

"Snapped!"

Zheng Yi's backhand was a slap!

"Young man, why are you so irritable? Can't you take a joke?" The old Taoist said aggrievedly, covering his face.

"If you didn't kill you, you would be light!" Zheng Yi said coldly, "By the way, I didn't say what I said just now, right? How did you know?"

"The poor Taoist knows fortune-telling!" The old Taoist clasped his hands together, pretending to be strictly forbidden.

Zheng Yi rolled his eyes, "Hehe, if you really know how to tell fortunes, you won't call yourself poor!"

"Why?" The old Taoist asked strangely.

"You call yourself poor because you are poor. If you can tell fortunes, why are you still poor? If you are not poor, why do you call yourself poor?" Zheng Yi said sentence by sentence, leaving the old Taoist speechless...

"Benefactor, I think you should take Pingdao as your teacher. You will definitely be able to carry forward Pingdao's deception!" The old Taoist said sincerely.

Zheng Yi, "...you mean deception?"

"Huh? Pindao said this?" The old Taoist refused to admit it. "Benefactor, you must have heard wrong. What I said was technology. Fortune-telling is a skill. You will definitely be able to carry forward this skill of Pindao! "

"Get out, while I'm not in a bad mood right now, get out of here, get out of here." Zheng Yi pointed to the street in the distance and said, "Hurry up and disappear from my sight, or I will let you disappear in this place." World!"

"Tsk tsk tsk, as expected of the King of Qin killing the gods, how angry are you?"

The old Taoist changed his voice, stroked his black beard and said, "It's really a big show to kill people at every turn. The Emperor of Qin is not as majestic as you!"

"Hehe, have you met the Great Qin Emperor? Are you here to speak out?" Zheng Yi now understands that this old man is here for him, and he should indeed have some skills, otherwise it would be impossible to know that he is the Great Qin Killer How dare you be so unscrupulous under your name!

The old Taoist shook his head, "It doesn't matter whether I have met the Great Qin Emperor or not, what matters is...your mother is going to die!"

"Snapped!"

Zheng Yi slapped his backhand again, "Your mother is going to die!"

"You...why are you beating someone again?" The old Taoist said, covering the other side of his face, aggrieved Bala, "I'm kind enough to remind you that you don't know what's good and what's wrong, and hit me... blah blah!"

Zheng Yi, "..."

Damn, is this old Taoist so perverted?
Still beeping?

"You mean, Duanmuqing?"

At this time, Zheng Yi also understood, yes, Duanmuqing can also be regarded as his stepmother in name.

There has been no news since leaving some time ago.

So, something went wrong?

but……

What does this have to do with this old Taoist priest?
Or, how did the old Taoist know?
And why did you come to inform me?

What's in it for him?
"Hey, you're talking, aren't you Duanmuqing?" Seeing that the old Taoist didn't speak, Zheng Yi stepped forward and kicked him.

"Hmph, do you want to know? Then you beg me, I'll tell you if you beg me." The old Taoist said proudly, hmph, begging me for something, but still beating me?Let's see if I don't call back...

If you don't let me call back, I won't get up, ah, I won't tell you!

"You old guy, court death!"

Zheng Yi was already in a bad mood, how dare this girl dare to show off?

If I don't beat you today, you will surrender...

My Zheng Yi's Wang character is written upside down!

"Crackling... Ping Ping Pong Pong... Booming Dongdong..."

"Don't hit me, I said, I said, I said... Please don't hit me." The old Taoist said with a bruised nose and a swollen face.

Zheng Yi snorted coldly, "If I knew this earlier, why bother to tell me the truth!"

"Yes, I will confess, I will confess, I will confess everything!" The old Taoist priest said with his body dirty and bleeding from the corner of his mouth, "It is Duanmuqing, your stepmother, who is about to be beaten to death!"

"Where is she? How did you know the news?" Zheng Yi squatted down and asked the old Taoist priest by the collar.

"I..." The old Taoist rolled his eyes, how could he tell the truth?

He came up with an excuse, "I figured it out by fortune-telling for you, you have to trust the poor, monks don't lie, Duanmuqing is now locked up at the foot of the holy mountain in Duanmu's house...waiting for you to save her." Woolen cloth!"

"A monk? Doesn't a monk mean a monk? What kind of family did you come from as a Taoist priest?" Zheng Yi asked.

"Benefactor, you don't understand now, Taoist priests also become monks..."

As he spoke, the old Taoist saw Zheng Yi's face turn black.

Immediately changed his words, "Ahem, what, benefactor, you are right, I am not a monk, it was my slip of the tongue just now, slip of the tongue!"

Damn, it's more important to save your life!
(End of this chapter)