I am invincible

Chapter 121 124: Two girls hit the wall together...

Zheng Yi, "..."

Am I being called a scumbag again?
Moreover, whose red flag is not down at home, but the colorful flags are fluttering outside?
The slander is simply Chi Guoguo's slander!
I haven't even started planting flags at home yet, okay?
outside,

Hmph, I don't know what's outside!

……

"By the way, does this have anything to do with you?" Zheng Yi looked at Zhou Yu and asked, "In what capacity are you questioning me? A borrowed guest?"

"Bah, I'm your wife, okay, Zheng Yi, you really are a scumbag, obviously we are all like this, and you don't admit it, and treat me as a tenant?" Zhou Yu pointed at Zheng Yi, clutching his chest , said with a heartache, "You really don't want to be responsible after the game is over, right? Woooooo..."

What the hell is this?

It's fine to say that I'm a scumbag, but now you still falsely accuse me of playing with you?
Pooh, girls can be unreasonable and talk nonsense?

If it weren't for your long...

Ah bah, for your brother Zhou Yu's sake, I'll slap you to death now, don't you believe it?
"Master, you... you and her?"

Chun'er's eyes were watery, and she glanced back and forth at Zheng Yi and Zhou Yu, unable to believe it.

Young master, not only is there someone outside that she doesn't know, but Zhou Yu is even at home?

Asshole!
Obviously I am the one who has known the young master the longest, and I am the one who is close to the water.

What is Zhou Yu?
How many days have you known the young master?

How many days have you lived here?

Just with the young master...

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!"

Zheng Yi, "..."

"That's enough, you two, this is my home, if you're not happy, just get the fuck out of me!" Really shameless, really think that you can do whatever you want because you are pretty?Don't look down on me Zheng Yi too much.

If you make me unhappy, I will drive you all out.

I've always been too kind, haven't I?

It's okay to act like a baby with me on weekdays,

How dare you threaten me with death now?

"Chun'er, you want to die, don't you? Then hit me. If I stop you, I'll write the character king upside down!"

Zheng Yi looked at Chun'er and said coldly, with no expression on his face. At this moment, he fully demonstrated what it means to be cruel!
"Okay, since the young master let me die, then I will die for the young master. Anyway, my life was saved by the young master, so I will give it back to the young master today!" After finishing speaking, Chun'er continued to slam into the stone pillar, her eyes It's full of determination!
Just kidding, it doesn't exist!
Zheng Yi, "..."

What the hell, why didn't Chun'er play cards according to the routine?
Originally, he thought that if he said so, Chun'er would definitely not hit him.

Now it seems that his inappropriate words did not have the effect of persuasion, but instead had the opposite effect?

What a day!
"boom!"

Chun'er slammed into...

Zheng Yi's chest!
She raised her head, looked at Zheng Yi, and cried, "Master, didn't you say you wanted me to die? Why did you stop me?"

Zheng Yi, "...Chun'er, young master, don't you know what kind of personality I am? I have a knife mouth and a bean curd heart, how can I take it seriously? If you die, I will be so sad!"

"Ah, Zheng Yi, I'll die for you too!"

At this time, Zhou Yu next to him imitated his example and slammed into another stone pillar.

Zheng Yi didn't care about her at all...

Just when Zhou Yu was about to hit the stone pillar, he stopped and looked at Zheng Yi, who was fighting with Chun'er, and was very angry, "Bastard, how can you treat it differently? Chun'er hits the wall and you block it. You don't care if I hit the wall? Are you worthy of my love for you and my brother? "

Zheng Yi rolled his eyes, "You are different from Chun'er!"

"Why is it different?" Zhou Yu retorted, "Am I not as good-looking as her? Am I not as cute as her? Would I act like a baby without her?"

"Well, you're really not as cute as her...but that's not the point!" Zheng Yi said with a wave of his fingers.

Zhou Yu gritted his teeth, "What are you trying to sell? Honestly, what is the reason?"

"Because your head is hard enough, even if you hit a stone pillar, the stone pillar must be broken in the end, and nothing happened to you!" Zheng Yi spread his hands, you asked me to say this!

Zhou Yu stomped his feet angrily, "You bastard, can't you say that I am strong? You must use the adjective hard? I don't know that girls are thin-skinned. If I can't accept the humiliation of your words, I choose What about suicide?"

Zheng Yi was speechless, "Can my words be regarded as humiliation? And I don't know you yet, you are not Chun'er, you would commit suicide because of such a trivial matter!" In Zheng Yi's opinion, Zhou Yu belonged to Pan Jinlian's character of……

Well, not the character who gave him the hat.

It is the character that will poison and kill her husband.

With Zhou Yu's irascible tigress personality, if she finds that her man is sorry for her, she will definitely kill him first and then commit suicide. (Killing a man is a definite option, suicide is not necessarily, unless the love is too deep!)

After all, this is a savage beautiful girl.

It's not that Chun'er has such a weak personality, and generally speaking, he will only bear it silently!
of course……

Men generally like Chun'er's character.

Well, it doesn't rule out that some people who like masochism prefer Zhou Yu's type!

As for Zheng Yi,

Of course I want them all!
……

"Okay, I'm hungry, let's have lunch!"

Zheng Yi looked at the two women and said, "Don't ask me anything, just pretend that nothing happened today!"

Chun'er nodded weakly, "Yeah!"

Zhou Yu waited for Zheng Yi, and finally...

Still compromised.

no way!
Even if Zheng Yi really had colorful flags fluttering outside, what could she do?

This is a world where women are disadvantaged.

A man who has three wives and four concubines will be praised, which shows that the man is capable.

If a woman dares to have three husbands and four husbands, hehe...

She will definitely be called a slut!
Seriously, they will even be soaked in pig cages.

It's just so unfair!
Although Zhou Yu really hoped that his future man would be devoted to her, but...

Based on her observation of Zheng Yi, it seems unlikely!

Ugh……

But why did I just fall in love with him?
Who can blame this?

Blame yourself!

Falling in love with someone who shouldn't be loved!

However, this is not bad.

Sima Wudi, who was guarding the gate, fell in love with a woman who couldn't be together!

That's pain!

"By the way, where's Lucy? It's been so long, why hasn't that little girl appeared?"

Zheng Yi was wondering, when he found Lucy walking from a distance.

Behind him is a little follower...

"Ouch..."

After being glanced at by Zheng Yi, he hid behind Lucy's calf in fear!
Only a small head was poked out and secretly aimed at Zheng Yi...

"Master, I miss you so much!"

As soon as Lucy appeared, she threw herself into Zheng Yi's arms!
Zheng Yi didn't expect Lucy to be so straightforward, so he reached out and hugged her.

"Master, do you miss me?" Lucy kissed Zheng Yi on the cheek.

"Well, I miss you!" Zheng Yi nodded, telling lies will not be struck by lightning anyway...

"Boom!"

There was a thunderbolt in the clear sky, and a thunderbolt landed in the distance.

Zheng Yi, "..."

Damn, can this lightning be sensed?
Know I'm lying?

Or……

Is there a fellow daoist who is crossing the catastrophe?
Zheng Yi knew that to become a saint was to survive the thunder disaster.

Just like achieving inhumanity, it also has to withstand the test of body destruction and rebirth.

Once it is not spent, it will be wiped out.

Spent……

It's another world!
in spite of,

For Zheng Yi, inhumans and saints are a matter of one punch.

But for others, that is the difference between heaven and earth, sea and land!

(End of this chapter)