The exquisite little monk of the school flower

Chapter 291 Feeling Vulgar

"Then you must have a lot of experience in participating in class reunions? That teacher Tian Ni, is she very young and beautiful? Does she treat you well and take care of you?"

Shi Xiaoxin has no doubts about it: "Yes, Sister Tian Ni takes good care of me."

Sister Tian Ni...Damn it, she screamed so affectionately!

It shouldn't be, this style of painting is a bit wrong.He called him so affectionate, could it be that the relationship between the two is already a serious one? ——Han Bingrui fantasized about herself more and more, and an intimate picture of sibling love flooded into her mind.Then I comforted myself, no, I will not be so unlucky, I still have a chance.

Shi Xinxin continued: "I'm currently living with Sister Tian Ni."

Whoa!
Han Bingrui accidentally shook his hand and knocked over a large pen holder on the table on the spot, scattering all kinds of bits and pieces all over the floor.

Same, same, same... cohabitation!
Her face suddenly became extremely pale, why is my sister's road to love always so bumpy!God has treated me unfairly.

wrong.It shouldn't be.With the conservative male style of a little monk, he has studied the Four Books and Five Classics hard since he was a child. He was wrong. He studied the Buddhist scriptures hard and practiced the precepts. How could it be possible to OPEN so quickly and live with a woman so exaggeratedly?The old lady probably thought wrong again.

She adjusted her mood and asked pretending to be calm.

"Then your relationship... must be very good? If I ask you to accompany me to the class reunion and pretend to be my boyfriend, will she be jealous?"

"Jealous? Probably not. Oh, it's not what you think. A while ago, I just pretended to be her boyfriend to attend one of her class reunions."

Shi Xiaoxiao rolled his eyes, there really is such a possibility.However, Tian Ni, the big witch, has always been smeared, and the previous actions were mostly just joking with him, and she might not take it seriously.

great!
Han Bingrui cheered up immediately, it turned out that he was all wrong.Since it was her boyfriend who had pretended to be her, it was not her boyfriend!It's just a pretend, then I can pretend too, and I can let you pretend to be my boyfriend first!
As for the future?In the future, maybe it will be a fake show for real.He really became my boyfriend.

Han Bingrui will only call herself an old lady when she is in a bad mood, and she will say that she is an old lady in front of others. She still has this bit of reserve.

"Not good. I want to make a fake show for real. It's hard to guarantee that the sweeper named Tian Ni is also thinking the same idea. I must act first!"

She had made up her mind, and she had drawn up a love strategy in her heart. In this kind of thing, if you are quick, you will have to be slow. She has wasted years and years, and she doesn't want to hurt herself anymore.

"Okay, since you promised me, you must pretend to be a little bit tomorrow, so that people can't see it!"

"Haha. Don't worry about this. I have experience. I helped Tian Ni participate in a class reunion last time, and I have learned a lot. This class reunion is nothing special. It's just a group of worldly people comparing each other. Shouldn't it be Do you also have such thoughts? Let me pretend to be your boyfriend and show off?" Shi Xiaoxin blinked at Han Bingrui, this kind of small thoughts are common to normal people, and it is also one of the fun of life One, as long as it's not a malicious show off, it's fine.

In this world, if there is no chance to show off, it would be too pale and boring. The reason why the Internet is developed today is nothing more than giving the world a wider stage to show off.It's just that this kind of showing off has developed to the extreme, which is unappetizing.

The matter here is over, Shi Xiaoxin is going back to Xingcheng Middle School, Han Bingrui is very satisfied today, and the quarrel with Li Yanran seems to be not taken to heart, once people are happy, those trivial things will be forgotten Finished.She is already looking forward to what kind of limelight she will make tomorrow, and she has to let out the anger that has been pent up in these years of classmate reunions to be satisfied!
UmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmShe thought of her classmates, such as those who became barristers, married wealthy families, became CEOs of listed companies, and became government officials.Or they bought a house in Beishangguang Zhidi, and even bought several sets, all kinds of luxury cars at home...

Shi Xiaoxiao, what can I show off?

Han Bingrui had to rack his brains and think hard. After thinking for a while, he couldn't help but laugh, and felt that he was vulgar again...

What can he have to show off? He is young, handsome, cute, powerful in martial arts, profound in Buddhism, has a wide range of friends, and has a lot of face... It seems that these are all things worth showing off. It is impossible for a person to take all the advantages of himself. , but the most important thing about Shi Xin is that he has taken a lot of benefits!The only downside is that it doesn't look young enough.In the end, he has to be dressed up properly. A man depends on his clothes and a horse depends on his saddle. As long as he is framed properly, a kid can pretend to be a mature man.

Well, just do it!

At this moment, the group of corpses from the Tianzhuan Sect, who had been tricked yesterday, finally rushed to Zhurong Peak in Nanyue Mountain under the cover of day and night.When they finally jumped to the place where they came from, they realized that it was a public toilet...

Zhurong Peak is also a tourist attraction around Star City. During the peak tourist season, tourists flock here from all directions. Not to mention eating, drinking and having fun, the emission of living organisms is also a big problem. Naturally, things like WC are indispensable.And just after the wave of construction and construction of luxury WC buildings in the past few years, there are more than ten luxury WCs in the Zhurong Peak Tourist Area, and it is said that the investment is several hundred million.

If you want to invest hundreds of millions of dollars in tourism, when people enjoy relaxation and entertainment, they will definitely be able to enjoy higher-level physical and mental pleasure, such as the sitting toilet with heating function, and there is no need to use toilet paper after using it. Forest resources, because there is water spraying out directly behind, the most powerful thing is that it is said that this toilet is purchased from Dongying, and the price is naturally expensive. Maybe it says MADEINXXX...

This is enough to make the headlines of the WC building bring convenience to tourists, so that the corpses of Tianzhumen can see the trouble.Because the news sent back by the white zombie spy shows that the will of the Beastmaster Ranyi is here!

And it's just under the public toilet that covers an area of ​​several hundred square meters.

Fortunately, it was a group of manipulated zombies who came here. If they were alive, they would probably die here.Zombies' noses have long since lost their proper function, so it's natural that they won't smell bad, but it's still very difficult to face this fortress-like public toilet.

It's not as easy as digging a grave. The reinforced concrete building is carefully crafted, and a large sum of money is spent on the model house. Do you think that the two straight arms of a zombie can handle it?
(End of this chapter)