Chapter 291 Come to Auntie's Arms
What does soaked mean?
Gui Bao's jewel eyes flickered again and again, expressing his incomprehension.

"Just like your daddy and your mommy, when your mommy was pregnant with you, she always wanted to leave your daddy, and when your daddy got your mommy in his hands, your mommy just kept on obediently. I'm by his side, and I still listen to your father." Lu Xie directly cited Bei Minggu and Ning Luo as examples.

"Then, how should I soak it?" Guibao asked innocently.

"There are three tricks to pick up girls. According to the success rate, they can be divided into three tricks: top, middle and bottom." Lu Xie raised his hair proudly, "But Uncle Lu is used to using the upper trick, which works faster and is suitable for people like us. People with good looks use it."

"..." Gui Bao listened humbly.

"The best trick is to sneak into the beautiful lady's room when Ye Heifeng Gao falls asleep, and put her to sleep directly." Lu Xie described vividly, with quite a lot of experience.

Guibao's gemstone eyes continued to flash. I remember that when Daddy was sent to sleep next door by Mommy, he often sneaked into the room to sleep with Mommy when the night was dark and windy. It seems that Uncle Lu didn't lie to himself .

"Then what's the trick?" Guibao was also full of curiosity and asked tirelessly.

However, Lu Xie frowned, "Is this trick... The conditions here are not allowed, Uncle Lu will teach you the trick, that is to stalk and stalk and launch a gentle offensive. Whatever she needs, you will give her and let her I was so moved that tears and snot and saliva flew all over the place.”

"..." Tears, snot, and saliva flew all over the place, isn't that a fool?

Lu Xie continued to impart experience tirelessly, "When she is moved to tears, snot and saliva, you can take her to see her parents. As soon as she feels your sincerity, she will not marry you."

"..." Guibao's gemstone eyes rolled, half understanding, "I seem to understand, I'll try it." After speaking, he jumped off the chair, turned and left.

"You, have you always lied to girls like this before?" Seeing Guibao walking away, Liu Lai asked in a bad tone.

"No way, I'm going straight to the ground, so I won't be so devious." After finishing speaking, seeing Liu Lai's expression was wrong, he quickly coughed and explained, "They're all little kids, so it's easy to play together , I just tricked our arrogant little nephew to get close to the little girl."

Liu Lai glared at him and said nothing.

At this time, the sky was about to darken, Gui Bao sneaked back into the woods, and when it was completely dark, he sneaked into the wooden house on the tree, his eyes were the same as Bei Minggu's to see in the darkness.

There is only one bed surrounded by green vines in the wooden house, the bed is covered with flowers, the quilt is milky white, the little girl sleeps deeply, her long black hair is scattered on the pillow, very cute.

"Hmph, it's very disrespectful to hit a woman, or I will take revenge!" Gui Bao resisted the urge to take revenge, and suddenly his eyes lit up, seeing the rattle beside the bed, he immediately crawled over and hid the rattle on his body.

"In order to save Mommy, I will reluctantly sleep with you for one night." Guibao is still young, and he doesn't understand the relationship between a man and a woman at all. Become obedient to him.

So after thinking about it, I lifted the quilt and got in.

Well, it smells really good in the quilt.

It smells like Mommy, but it's a little different from Mommy's.

Gui Bao tiptoed to lie down on the bed, afraid of waking the little girl up, so he didn't dare to move, smelling the fragrance, he didn't find it very annoying.

Falling asleep, he remembered that Daddy always hugged Mommy when he slept, and it might be effective to sleep with his arms around like that, so Guibao turned around, put his arms around the waist of the little girl who was sleeping on her side, and gently Hug the little girl.

The little girl was in a deep sleep and didn't notice it at all.

With her arms around her, Guibao felt a little sleepy, and fell asleep without knowing it. After an unknown amount of time, a scream sounded in her ears, "Ah... hooligan! Disciple! Dirty!" The little girl held the The rattle beat Guibao's head desperately.

Gui Bao woke up immediately after being knocked out, got up and shouted: "Stop!"

The little girl was taken aback by his mighty roar, and then the rattle drum hit his head again and again.

Gui Bao jumped off the bed quickly after being knocked, and asked angrily: "We have already slept together, from today onwards, you must listen to me, don't hit me again, you have to do whatever I tell you to do!"

"We are not married, how can we sleep together!" The little girl became even more angry.

Guibao didn't understand, and asked super innocently: "What is marriage?"

"Getting married means praying to heaven and earth. After praying to heaven and earth, you can sleep together, and then you can have a baby." The little girl said angrily, "sleeping with a girl before praying to heaven and earth, you are a disciple, a rascal!"

The little girl is about to shake the rattle.

The ghost was so frightened that he hurriedly fled from the wooden house, stayed outside for a while, and suddenly remembered the trick that Uncle Lu said, and then turned around, looking for a hammer and nails, and started to carry the wooden block The little girl's broken staircase was nailed back.

It's a pity that his skills are not strong enough, and the ladder is wobbly nailed.

The little girl stood on the wooden house and watched him work. Finally, Guibao wiped the sweat from his forehead and looked up at her, "Hey, I'll take you to see my mommy, do you want to go?"

"I don't know your mommy, so I don't want it." The little girl tilted her head and refused.

"My mommy is not something you can see casually. You are allowed to see my mommy because you are not much worse than my mommy, so you are qualified." Guibao threw the hammer proudly, turned around Going back, Mommy is the most beautiful woman in the world.

He walked for a while and found that the little girl was following him. When he walked fast, the little girl followed him fast, and when he walked slowly, the little girl stopped.

"Why are you following me?" Guibao turned around and asked.

The little girl raised her jaw and said, "Hmph, you said your mommy is prettier than me, I'm going to take a look."

Guibao rolled his eyes, "You can watch it if you want, but you have to watch it secretly, so as not to be discovered by other ghosts."

The little girl squeaked her lips, but said nothing, so she agreed.

Guibao secretly took her outside of Mummy's room, let her wait outside first, then sneaked out of Mummy's room by himself, saw Mummy was alone in the room, and then sneaked in with her.

The son disappeared all night, and Ning Luo was already dying of anxiety.

"Mommy." Guibao threw himself into her arms as soon as he entered the door.

"Son, what's wrong with your forehead?" Ning Luo asked distressedly. After asking, he saw the little girl standing behind Ghost Treasure, her eyes flashed with countless pink hearts. She is so beautiful and cute.

"Mommy, Mommy..." Gui Bao tugged at Ning Luo who was about to drool.

"This, who is this?" Ning Luo pointed to the little girl and asked.

Gui Bao quickly jumped into Mummy's arms, and whispered in Mummy's ear with his small mouth. Ning Luo's eyes lit up immediately, and he secretly made an "ok" gesture to his son, and opened his mouth wide open towards the little girl. In her arms, she said enthusiastically, "Baby, you look so beautiful, come to Auntie's arms."

(End of this chapter)

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