Ode to joy

Chapter 157

Compared to Dr. Zhao who skillfully obtained knowledge with the convenience of online search, Qu Xiaoxiao is a master of human flesh search. She used phone calls to accurately approach the truth.Unfortunately, when she discussed the human flesh search results with Dr. Zhao, Dr. Zhao always stared at the screen and gave her two answers, either "what is the basis?" or "theoretically it is not feasible".Qu Xiaoxiao tried not to believe in evil, "The doctor at the pet hospital said, why can't you believe it. How about I follow suit."

Dr. Zhao replied calmly: "Every decision you make is related to the pain of the cat."

Qu Xiaoxiao didn't dare to implement the method she inquired immediately, and continued to take care of the dozens of cats as a good wife and mother.When she found that her strong nerves couldn't stand the screaming chorus, she said to Dr. Zhao, who was still concentrating on the computer, in frustration, "I'm going out to get some air, I can't take it anymore. By the way, go to a nearby agency."

"Hey, the instigator, I told you at the beginning that one pot will definitely blow up the nest. You believe that people are as bold as they are prolific, and they must be one size fits all. Should you take a responsible attitude now?"

"With you here, you have all the big ideas in your hands. I just want to play tricks, you said. Yah!" Qu Xiaoxiao didn't reason with Dr. Zhao. She cheered and was about to jump out of the door, but in the end she was forced by Dr. Zhao. With violence, he was taken back to the house.Just in time, she received a text message that Andy was pregnant, and Qu Xiaoxiao intuited that this was a preview of April Fool's Day.

"Hey, Andy got pregnant before marriage? Anyone on the 22nd floor can get pregnant without marriage, and it's not her turn. She is as rational as a machine."

"A machine of truth and wisdom will not take marriage as a prerequisite for pregnancy. When you reply, please help me to mention some books so that she doesn't have to read random books. I will make a list of books for her later. The professional ones are enough to train an obstetrician and gynecologist. .”

Qu Xiaoxiao's alarm bell rang in her heart, "You really understand her?"

"Well, you can be jealous. An intellectual machine like her, if you don't recommend professional books to her, it's simply looking down on her. Yes, find an English document, and let's see how to deal with these cats."

"Do you recommend her professional books? Are you harming her or helping her?" But Qu Xiaoxiao sent Dr. Zhao's meaning along with congratulations.

Dr. Zhao did not answer, and concentrated on reading the literature.And Qu Xiaoxiao received a reply from Andy on her mobile phone, "I just need a recommendation. I hope Dr. Zhao recommends English ones, which can be downloaded for a fee." Qu Xiaoxiao was surprised when she saw it, "It really is."

"I have encountered a patient like her occasionally. Before I went to the hospital, I checked it online first, and it turned out that she was more talkative than me in the outpatient clinic. It was annoying to death, but she lacked basic knowledge and was just a three-legged cat. Let her learn the system to save her from worrying every day. We vacate the guest bathroom and put all the cats in the cage in the guest bathroom, so that they can move freely, and they will feel a little safer. This document is supported by observational data, which can Letter. The reason why the guest bathroom is closed is that it is convenient for the guest bathroom to wash the urine and feces thoroughly. Let’s tidy up the guest bathroom and see what you don’t need to move.”

Only then did Qu Xiaoxiao feel relieved and stop being jealous, so she could accept whatever Dr. Zhao said, but she was really Miss Jiao. She went in to the guest guard and instructed Jiang Shan to move this one and that one, but raised her orchid finger and only took out a piece of paper. Bottle of hand sanitizer.Dr. Zhao saw that she was cocking her orchid fingers and didn't know what to bring to the guest bathroom, so she simply threw her out, found a cardboard box and cleaned up the guest bathroom, and then smoothly sent all the cats into the guest bathroom with his own hands. Only then did the guest guard flash out.

"Okay, I'll feed the cat and visit later, so don't help me. I doubt it for an hour, the smell is so bad inside, you'll be suffocated to death if you go in. While it's still light , let’s go buy rain boots, rubber gloves, masks.”

"I was suffocated to death by the cat, will you give me artificial respiration? How about we practice first?" Qu Xiaoxiao's eyes lit up.

"Okay, let's reappear the real situation. You were fumigated and stumbled and gnawed on shit, so I wiped the shit for you first, and gave you artificial respiration if you didn't think it was dirty. There are cats around."

Of course Qu Xiaoxiao wouldn't be fooled, she clapped her hands and said, "Okay, okay, I've been able to imitate this since I was a child. A serving of peanut and sesame ice cream with chocolate sauce... Hey Zhao, where do you think I should let the mixed ice cream fall? Woolen cloth?"

Dr. Zhao was frustrated, so he could only pick up Qu Xiaoxiao, who was shooting lightning from his eyes, and go out to buy.

When I came back, I bumped into Qiu Yingying who had been waiting for a long time with a sad face.Qiu Yingying moved a stool and sat by the door waiting for Qu Xiaoxiao to come back.Even though Qu Xiaoxiao promised on the phone that she would be home in an hour, Qiu Yingying was restless and had to wait at the door, facing the elevator door, so that she could feel at ease.Qu Xiaoxiao observed the words and expressions, and found that Qiu Yingying's eyes were full of enthusiasm, and she was ecstatic when she saw the hunting heart, haha, the 22nd floor finally has something to play again.But she will never fight unprepared, she excuses to open the door for Dr. Zhao, and to visit Mao Mao who has been lonely for more than two hours with Dr. Zhao, so she quickly hides in her 2203, and first calls Guan Juer to know herself and her enemy.

"Guan Guan, what's wrong with Smelly? I'm so scared that he chased me and asked me to solve the big problems of life."

"She is a little emotional now, please understand. Listen to what she means, Yingqin went home for a blind date during the Spring Festival and found a girlfriend who is suitable for a hard fight. She came to Haishi by train this morning, and she went to the train station to follow up. She wants to ask you How can you unrelentingly pursue the response.”

Qu Xiaoxiao couldn't help taking a sneak peek at Dr. Zhao, and said in a low voice, "Hey, I'm not good at this kind of thing. I've always been surrounded by strong men, whoever I want. Even if they don't circle around me, Sister Gogou's fingers are sure. Take the bait, didn’t you see that at the end of last year, I mobilized everyone to push the hunk out. I just hook and don’t chase.”

Guan Ju'er immediately thought of Qu Xiaoxiao's stalwart past when he successfully seduced Director Bai, and nodded repeatedly, "It just shows that you are attractive, and you can teach Xiaoqiu a little bit, she just wants to talk to someone now. Please, please, Do come out and talk to her, she believes you now."

Qu Xiaoxiao finally had the bottom line in her heart, she patted her chest with Dr. Zhao and said, "Zhao, I'm going to be Xiaoqiu's spicy love doctor. You take good care of the cats and cats. I'll leave everything to you here."

"Qu Sang, take care, goodbye."

Qu Xiaoxiao let out a laugh, and walked out on steps.Walking to the door, between going in and out, she yelled at Qiu Yingying: "Xiaoqiu, there is no fragrant grass anywhere in the world, why bother to fall in love with a single flower!" Doctor Zhao smiled inside, but he didn't worry about Qu Xiaoxiao, Sitting in front of the computer as usual, looking for professional book catalogs for Andy.

But Qiu Yingying did not turn the frenzy in her eyes into a fierce confrontation with words, which made Qu Xiaoxiao, who was full of fighting spirit, feel as if she had punched into the cotton pile in frustration.Qiu Yingying said weakly: "I'm unrequited love, I'm unrequited love. Xiao Qu, you have the best way, you say..."

"Yes, yes, you are asking the right person. On the entire 22nd floor, if you want to talk about who is in love the most, I dare not say the number one, but if you want to say who is in love, who is the most successful and has lost the most men. I, The boss on the 22nd floor." Qu Xiaoxiao stepped on the catwalk, walked confidently to Qiu Yingying's side, put a warm hand on Qiu Yingying's shoulder, and glanced into the door of 2202 triumphantly.

Qiu Yingying didn't know that Qu Xiaoxiao's words were stabbing Fan Shengmei and she didn't know that Fan Shengmei was upset when she heard it in the room. She grabbed Qu Xiaoxiao's warm little hand and said eagerly: "Teach me how to seduce Ying Qin, how can I do it?" It's all right."

"With your qualifications and looks, what else can you do other than get Ying Qin drunk, lock him into the room, be naked the next day, cry and make him responsible, and threaten to call the police if you don't?"

Dr. Zhao heard that he was ready to rescue his girlfriend, isn't that insulting. In 2202, Guan Juer became anxious, "Xiao Qu, don't talk nonsense, and don't look at the occasion."

Qiu Yingying was silent for a while, and asked: "Why invite him out for a drink? Do I need to open a room? What if he doesn't recognize it?"

"That's not easy. If you find something important, call him and ask him to come out. Wait for him to turn around, add some magic fly powder bark to the wine, and wait for him to have a seizure."

"He saw me as if he saw a ghost, and was very afraid of me, as if I was going to kill him. How can I please come out."

"This is your fault. What is the most fearful thing in doing things? Sigh, with your IQ, it is not easy to live. I'd better not test you and tell you how to do it. Be patient! You are so stupid Too impatient, let me tell you, what do lions do when they stare at antelopes in the animal world? They must wait patiently, pretending to yawn and take a nap, but in fact their eyes have been aiming at the antelopes. And you, don’t get too close Qin, keep a certain distance from him, only you can see him, he can't see you. For example, if you unfollow him on Weibo, you can let him feel at ease that you have disappeared, but bookmark his Weibo and go in to see it at any time. For example, find Go to his house, but don't knock on the door, you can only hide in the corner and watch him come and go, you can't get up and you can't shout, understand?"

Qiu Yingying didn't know what kind of medicine Qu Xiaoxiao sold in the gourd, but the lions in the animal world did catch antelopes in this way. Besides, what Qu Xiaoxiao said were all examples, and she could operate it at first hand. It seemed quite easy to understand, and it was her What she wants to do, she can only nod to confirm.

"Start taking paper records now. Then, after about half a month, you leave him a sentence on Weibo. For example, happy March [-]th in a few days, is there any Mother's Day greetings to mother, and April Fool's Day It can be used. Anyway, it can’t be less than half a month, and the longer the time, the better. When he thinks it’s safe, he replies to you, and treats you as a friend again, and you can launch an attack. In other words, every time you send a , it must be approved by me, if you startle the snake, I will be out of action, do you know what it means to waste all previous efforts?"

Qiu Yingying nodded blankly, "Why did you do this?"

"In any case, you either listen to me or don't listen to me. If you have doubts, get out immediately. I'm not happy to help people who doubt me. Don't ask anything, just do as I say. Article [-], Section [-] Fa, there are only a few words: Happy March [-]th. Add a smiley face at most. Don’t apologize for what happened today, and don’t explain why you want to bless men on March [-]th. Remember?”

Qiu Yingying nodded again, "But..."

"But it's a hair."

"I'm not questioning you. What I'm saying is that since Ying Qin was able to have a blind date so quickly in just one Chinese New Year, and the girl came to visit me less than a month after the Chinese New Year, what if it's less than a month before I send a text message?" Well, he got married, what should I do?"

"Let me ask you, do you have any other solutions? If not, listen to me. If so, please ask someone else. That's it. I went to take care of my wild cat."

Qu Xiaoxiao returned to 2203 without any regrets, closed the door, and asked Dr. Zhao, "Are you eavesdropping on our girlfriends' private conversation?"

"I just understand why you waited so long to see me for the first time."

"Haha, you are suspicious. I was really on a business trip that time. If you don't believe me, we rushed to my company to check the air ticket for you. I said this to Xiaoqiu because Xiaoqiu is a big fool. Who am I? , the higher I jumped, she was pressing her, and she forgot when she was pressing, wouldn't the matter be resolved."

"The first thought was how to provoke trouble?"

"Yeah. But she couldn't fight back, she couldn't fight back, I was so bored, and forced me to be a good person once. It's strange, one is so boring, and the other is so boring. Why did these two collide? There is no way to speak, but fortunately we are separated, and both of them still have a chance to be alive."

"A tacit understanding is not about getting together to talk endlessly, but even if you don't say a word a day, you don't feel bored or embarrassed."

Qu Xiaoxiao felt guilty for a while, "Didn't that mean that the two of us read books back to back for a whole day? You can keep silent, but you can't move your hands." She touched Dr. Zhao's face as she said, like a gentle breeze Kissed Dr. Zhao's lips softly.

"No, the two of us are a pair of low-level fun, we focus on the next three roads, shit and fart."

"I smell something wrong. Tell me what's wrong with me."

"It's nothing, what's the matter with you? Where do you want to go?"

Qu Xiaoxiao blinked her eyes, but couldn't speak.She always felt that something was wrong.

▼warm orange

Seeing that thrilling!

The world is clear, the human relationship is sophisticated, and the women are all good, this is the benefit of opening the book.

Each character has its own life in the book. I believe the author has observed for a long time and gathered the characteristics of girls in each circle to write.

Their logic of doing things, speech, and gains and losses in life are all true and natural occurrences, and they are inevitable accidental events in life.

Every thing, Anai always makes people learn something after writing, and there is a sigh of sudden realization.

▼Bubble

Count the N reasons why I like Xiaoguan: If I were the boss, I would like to use a subordinate like Xiaoguan, who has strong ability, high savvy, can understand a little bit, understand what he should do and what he should not do, and will not talk nonsense to cause trouble , don't worry; if I were a parent, such a daughter would not rebel or cause trouble, although she is good, she is not stupid and she is not Xiaobai, just look at it; if I live in Ode to Joy, I like neighbors and friends like Xiaoguan , although there is no fire-like enthusiasm, but it will always give you warmth and comfort when you need it most, and live with caring... It is said that the description of "post-it girl" is this kind of girl who looks not dazzling but is indispensable in life. A girl who feels very warm.

▼Summer solstice

Also, I think Andy's brain and limbs are strictly controlled by a series of high-level programs... The binary code expresses a series of precise logic, and then uses the if clause to realize the choice... Halo, and then output "Andy".

▼Author's reply

Pfft, this metaphor is really interesting.I also thought about it when I wrote it.

▼Pumpkin

I think this metaphor is more suitable for discussing the story of Ying Qin’s classmate: seeing someone he thinks is pure, assuming it is a virgin, exporting: dating, if he finds out that it is not, turning around immediately, without even a buffer, output: Ying Qin.

▼Shuiyue

I like those who wear sunglasses, those who carry backpacks, those who are fashionable, and the police officer Xiao Xie who listens to black metal as the background music for brushing his teeth.

Then I thought about it very unkindly...

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Another author I like said that this article is like an American TV series, one season after another, which makes sense: Look at the men in this article, like leeks, one crop after another.In the first season of Singularity, Director Bai has completely terminated the contract with the crew; Wang Baichuan and Dr. Zhao are expected to be permanent residents like the five heroines; Her cast members are basically guest appearances, I can't even remember their last names, so they are not handsome or big-name, but the number is more than Fairy Song's.It is recommended to change the title of the book to something more American, such as "A Sea of ​​Desire" or "Roommate".

▼Ww
I like Andy but sometimes I can't accept it, maybe I'm too ordinary, I always feel that she is cold and lacks some kind of warmth.

▼Author's reply

Combining with your previous point, "Among so many characters, Qiu and Guan are the most charismatic, especially Qiu, who is ordinary, warm and kind, and has many common problems: bluffing, chaotic logic, I see my own shadow, ordinary People also have ordinary happiness, I hope she also has a good home. Qu and An are too outstanding in life, Fan is too tortuous, Guan is a model of a good girl, so I still like Qiu." Qiu Yingying also feels the same way about Andy.I'm proud of myself, how well I wrote it, and I wrote Qiu's true feelings.

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