Chapter 133 Cooking
"What? Brother Monkey, those fighters are ordinary people. No matter how determined their will is, they can't bear to eat such disgusting things every day!"

Yasuo almost jumped up angrily when he heard what Brother Hou said.Now is not the difficult time in the past, when there is nothing like rice and flour.

Yasuo's deputy is a chef. He always tries something edible when he sees it. This bug looks like meat. It looks disgusting. What if it tastes delicious?

But it's a pity, I don't know what the original living environment of these bugs was like?The meat of these bugs didn't taste good. After Yasuo simply heated it, the cooked bug meat always had a rotten smell.

It tastes like the crayfish that has been stored for a long time.

Faced with Yasuo's questioning, Monkey chose to remain silent.

At this time, the soldier who was wearing black armor and complaining about eating bugs couldn't help but said, "Actually, it's not the fault of the Great Sage, we are all voluntary."

"That's right, don't blame the Great Sage. It's not easy for the Great Sage to help us clean up the bugs every day."

"Commander Yasuo, I appreciate your kindness, but we would rather eat bugs than you to make irresponsible remarks here."

Others also chimed in, speaking to Sun Wukong one after another, and then began to accuse Yasuo.Said that as an outsider, he was pointing here, disturbing the morale of the army.

uh...

The soldiers didn't agree with him. Yasuo knew he was thinking too much, so he kept his mouth shut and didn't argue with them.

Since he thinks that other people's care for them is useless, why should Yasuo bother himself?

However, Yasuo was not only not angry when they accused Yasuo like this, but felt happy instead.

It's not that Yasuo is a masochist who enjoys being scolded, but this proves that the gang's morale is still there and they haven't been defeated by some difficulties.

"Well, if that's the case, forget it." Yasuo shook his head, and said to himself, "It makes me sad to see you so lively and still scolding me.

It's better not to take out the thousands of catties of cabbage and pork. "

"Don't, don't." The soldier's face was full of anger, hearing that Yasuo had the ability to produce other kinds of food.

That face changed faster than those who acted in Sichuan opera, and he grabbed Yasuo's arm with a flattering expression and said, "Your lord has a lot, don't be as knowledgeable as us.

I eat that sour meat every day, and now I almost vomit it out, so we brothers are here to accompany you. "

"Yes, yes, I will compensate you."

"As long as you don't eat bug meat, we can call you daddy!"

"Yes, you can call me Dad."

"I can introduce my sister to you!"

"Haha, your sister is only three years old, are you fucking willing?"

"Zhangwu!" Brother Hou, who had been silent all this time, suddenly opened his mouth, folded his arms, and stood there with his eyes squinted: "Soldier, how can you lose your dignity because of food?"

Obviously, Brother Hou was angry.

Seeing this, Yasuo felt that his joke had been exaggerated, so he quickly stopped Brother Monkey, and then said, "Oh, Brother Monkey. It's just a joke with the brothers, let's go, I'm cooking today, let's go have a good meal .”

"Don't eat it! Let others eat the bug after we eat it. I, Monkey King, can't do this."

Brother Hou rejected Yasuo's invitation, and by the way, the other soldiers who were clamoring for a change of taste stopped talking. It seemed that if Brother Monkey didn't eat it, they wouldn't eat it either.

Share joys and sorrows, this is taught by the master, he, Monkey King, will never eat small stoves, and receive special care.

Yasuo knew that Brother Hou had misunderstood, and patted Brother Hou on the shoulder with a smile: "Don't worry, I have enough things for today, Brother Hou has forgotten what I do?"

"Ok?"

Brother Monkey's eyelids twitched when he heard Yasuo's words, and the fingers of his right hand holding his left arm moved involuntarily.

Seeing Brother Monkey's arrogant appearance, Yasuo smiled inwardly, then leaned into Brother Monkey's ear and said, "I have a template made of atoms from cabbage and pork tenderloin, and I can make a batch of them.

Although the taste is not as good as the naturally grown pork and cabbage, it is much stronger than this worm meat. "

"Really?" Brother Hou's eyes lit up, and his tone was urgent and fast.

"That's inevitable, eat as much as you can."

If it's fake, I'm afraid you will chase after me, Yasuo, and beat me up, Brother Monkey, right?

"Great," Brother Hou got Yasuo's affirmation, grabbed Yasuo's arm, and then forced his way through the crowd to the equipment room of the football field.

This is temporarily the army's kitchen, where all the cooking teams are located.

Under the strange eyes of a group of soldiers, Yasuo was pulled in by Brother Monkey.

After entering, Yasuo saw that all the chefs in the cooking class were worrying about the big pile of bug meat in the center of the equipment room.

"Lao Li, what are you going to do in the second company?" The cook from the third battalion and the fourth company of the first brigade asked the cook from the second company next to him.

The cook of Erlian frowned, shook his head and replied: "Today we can't stir fry with chili, people in our company have been complaining about eating too much chili these days.

Not only is the meat unpalatable, but also the butt hurts after eating shit. If it continues, they should copy the guy to blow our heads off.

Eh?How do you guys do it with curry? "

The cook of the fourth company shook his head and answered the cook of the second company: "Don't mention it, the first two days were fine.

But the seasoning is not enough these days!It's gone after eating today, I don't know what to do next? "

The cook of Erlian stroked his chin, thinking about what the taste of today's worm meat should be: "I also tried the garlic one, why don't you try braised it? If it doesn't work, just steam it.

Cooking different ways for them every day, my hair almost fell out. "

"Steaming? Don't scare me."

Hearing the word "steaming", the cook of the Fourth Company hurriedly moved two steps away in fright, staying away from the chef who was about to go crazy, lest he would be infected.

The corners of Yasuo's mouth twitched when he heard the chefs' words. It turns out that behind every army with high morale, there are several chefs who are silently losing their hair.

"Hey, what are you two doing here? As I said, we don't have food here, it's not that we don't serve it to you."

A cook with green bug blood on his face, squinting, pointed at Yasuo and Monkey King with a kitchen knife in his hand.

After he wiped off the blood on his face, he realized that it was Brother Monkey who came to the kitchen, and he quickly took the kitchen knife back and said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Great Sage, I didn't see clearly that it was you who came, you came here to want What to eat? I'll make it for you right now."

After finishing speaking, the cook shouted loudly into the room: "The great sage is here, everyone put everything away."

"The Great Sage is here."

"What does the Great Sage want to eat?"

Obviously, Brother Monkey not only holds a high status in the minds of the soldiers, but also has a high status among the chefs, which made Yasuo secretly speechless.

Brother Hou didn't speak. Obviously, he didn't know how to respond to the enthusiasm of everyone.In the past, when traveling westward in the universe, the second junior brother was responsible for this situation.

"Yasuo, I will leave it to you."

Brother Hou left the equipment room after speaking, leaving Yasuo alone to face the group of glowing cooks.

(End of this chapter)

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