The happy man in the super seminary
Chapter 215 Extra Story: Happy New Year
Chapter 215 Extra Story: Happy New Year
"Yasuo! Get up, it's your turn to write this year's couplet!"
Yasuo's mother was holding a feather duster, wearing a mask (my buddy Meng remembers to wear a mask when he travels recently), and wearing an apron, shouting at Yasuo who was still sleeping on the bed.
Yasuo wrinkled, grabbed the side of the quilt and pulled it up, then retracted down into the cup: "Mom, let me sleep for a while."
"Hey, you hairy monkey! It's Chinese New Year, get up quickly! Your dad and grandpa are waiting! When you get up, put on new clothes. Hexi and I went to the street to pick them out for you. Remember to put them on! Do you know?!"
Seeing that Yasuo was still lying on the bed, Yasuo's mother poked Yasuo's thigh with a feather duster.
"I know~"
(∪∪)zzz
After Yasuo's mother finished speaking, she didn't care about Yasuo. There are still many places in the house that she needs to clean.
10 minutes later……
"Meow~"
Yuumi opened the door of the room and let out a slow cry.
Afterwards, Yasuo's father opened the door and came in and shouted, "Small! Son! Hurry up, don't dawdle, your father is waiting! Hold the brush and wait for a long time!"
"Huh..." Yasuo stretched out his head from under the quilt, and rolled back and forth on the bed a few times: "Get up, I get up..."
"Hurry up!"
Yasuo grabbed the clothes around him, took off the pajamas, put the autumn clothes on his head, and slowly slipped them in with one hand.Yasuo's father saw that Yasuo started to put on clothes, so he withdrew.
(+.+)(-)(__)zzZZ
Yasuo just put on the autumn clothes, and then...he lay on the bed again.
Another 10 minutes, Grandpa Yasuo in the living room stared at the red paper on the table, stood up and picked up the brush, dipped it in ink, and then put it down again: "This Suodan, why is he still sleeping! I have to check it out , if this is placed in the army, he must be shot!"
The old man lost his temper, he held onto the table and prepared to go to the second floor to call Yasuo himself.
"Dad, sit down and let me come!"
Yasuo's father rolled up his sleeves, ready to clean up the young man.
I'm in my twenties, why are you getting lazy? !
"Dad, you sit down too, I'll go and tell Yasuo." Hexi smiled slightly, raised his hand to put Yasuo's father on his shoulder, and told him to sit down.
"Okay, let Hexi go, and Hexi will definitely work." Grandpa Yasuo helped his reading glasses, pointed at Hexi and said, "I think that Suodaner is a skinny monkey, and Hexi can handle it now. "
"Since the old man has spoken, then go, Hexi." Yasuo's father heard that his father also spoke, rolled up his sleeves, and sat back on the chair.
Hexi looked towards the stairs on the second floor, smiled and sighed, took off the sleeves, and put the sleeves on the table.Then, go up the stairs and into the room.
"Mom, I'm wearing it." Yasuo heard the footsteps, it should be his mother or Hexi, but he thought Hexi wouldn't wake him up like that, right?
Hexi smiled and watched Yasuo put on his clothes with his eyes closed, his neck and arms were stabbed in a hole.Thanks to the good quality of this autumn clothes, otherwise, Yasuo's mother would have to drag Hexi to buy another one.
Walking by the bed, sitting next to Yasuo, hugging Yasuo even under the quilt, and resting his head on Yasuo.
Yuumi, who was lying on the bed at the side, glanced at Yasuo and Hexi, covered her eyes and ears with her tail, and the two were about to start again.
"???" Hexi's sudden movement made Yasuo suddenly open his eyes: "Hexi?"
"Stab!"
( ̄ェ ̄;)
Yasuo stretched the autumn clothes around Yasuo's neck, and the round-neck autumn clothes turned into a V-neck. It looked pretty good.
Yasuo and Hexi stared wide-eyed, but neither of them spoke first.
"Yasuo! Did you tear your clothes? Why do I hear the sound of fabric being torn?"
Yasuo's mother, who was in the kitchen on the first floor, took off her mask, walked to the edge of the stairs, and shouted to the upstairs.
It's strange for you to say that, usually, Yasuo's mother always said that she was hard of hearing, and others couldn't understand what she said.
Now across the floor, how can you hear clearly?
"It's okay! Mom, I'm getting dressed!" Yasuo replied to his mother, "This sock should be changed."
"Look at the autumn clothes and johns that Hexi and I bought for you. Does it fit? If it doesn't fit, they're still open in the morning, so I'll change it right away!"
Yasuo's mother was worried, and felt that she had to go up to take a look: "You put on the autumn clothes, and I will take a look."
As he spoke, he heard footsteps.
When the two upstairs heard the voice, their eyes widened.
"I can use the sub-biological ability to modify Mom's thoughts or restore your clothes to normal." Hexi said hastily.
"It's agreed, the ability cannot be used at home." Yasuo looked at Hexi helplessly, raised his hand and rubbed his forehead, looking like he was having a terrible headache.
It's Chinese New Year, how can it be so difficult to sleep late!
Yasuo felt that the pain in life was nothing more than that!
"Yes, yes, yes." Only then did He Xi recall the three chapters of the agreement between himself and Yasuo:
[-]. The family is not allowed to use super genetic abilities.
Second, family members are not allowed to discuss national and cosmic affairs.
[-]. It is not allowed to tell the family members their true identities in the universe.
"But mom is coming up soon!" After staying with Yasuo for a long time, Hexi has recently felt that his memory is not enough, and bad... luck is also not enough.
"Let me think." (≡Д≡;)
I usually have a lot of ideas, why don’t I have any now? !
Yasuo gritted his teeth: "Why don't I just fix it!"
After thinking about it, it seems that "superpowers" are the most useful.
"Stick to your principles!" Hexi reminded Yasuo.
The footsteps turned out to be getting closer.
"To die!"
Just as Yasuo's mother was about to open the door to come in, Yasuo hugged Hexi and kissed him forcefully.
He Xi stared at Yasuo with wide eyes, tensed up all over, and then relaxed.
Yuumi flicked her tail helplessly on the bed, stood up, jumped off the bed, and walked to the door.
After Yasuo's mother pushed the door open, she saw the scene in the room, smiled on her face, then stepped back lightly, hugged Yuumi who was meowing, and closed the door silently.
After Yasuo's mother went downstairs, the two rabbits on the second floor let go of their mouths.
Yasuo: "Phew, it's considered a muddled pass."
(*σ`)σ
Hexi: "..."
(ω)
Downstairs, Yasuo's mother crept halfway down, and then ran downstairs.Yuumi in his arms sticks out his tongue helplessly, the family is determined to strangle him to death.
"Yasuo's father! Look at your son! He and Hexi are so affectionate, hugging each other as soon as they wake up, holding them high, and circling around.
Look at you again!Don't help me with my work either! "
Yasuo's mother hated iron and steel, and fisted Yasuo's father.
"Hey! It's normal for two young people in this family to love each other! We're both old couples, restrain yourself a bit. You're not ashamed, but I'm still ashamed!"
Yasuo's father sat down again and looked at the opposite father innocently: "Dad, are you right?"
Grandpa Yasuo helped his reading glasses again: "Yes, that is, Yasuo's father is right~"
It's not intentional to run on Yasuo's mother. They all live in the same family, and their edges and corners have been well adjusted. Grandpa Yasuo knows how to measure.
"Mom Yasuo, don't listen to this old man. They don't understand farts, what romance do they understand!"
Grandma Yasuo came over and took Yasuo's mother's arm, and took Yasuo's mother to the kitchen, away from these two puzzled men, and when she left, she didn't forget to glare at Grandpa Yasuo.
Grandpa Yasuo looked at Yasuo's father strangely, and said, "Hey! Didn't you tell Yasuo to get up to write couplets? Why are you blaming us father and son now?"
After finishing speaking, Grandpa Yasuo shook his head, and his face was short of typing "Women are really unreasonable": "Women!"
Yasuo's father looked at Grandpa Yasuo. He didn't have the capital of Grandpa Yasuo to be calm. If he dared to say something bad, after today was over, he would definitely have to go to the hospital to see his waist.
Looking back upstairs, Yasuo has already put on his clothes in a hurry, and then helped Hexi tidy up the messed up clothes.
"gorgeous."
"It's up to you to say it."
Hexi patted Yasuo's hand away, this guy knows how to eat tofu.
"Hurry up, your dad and grandpa are waiting downstairs." Hexi pushed Yasuo downstairs.
Pushed away by Hexi, Yasuo buttoned his sleeves and said casually, "If you can't wait, then write it. Anyway, it was written by my dad before."
"Hey! You brat! You are already 21, and you can get married. According to the rules of our family, you should write this couplet." Yasuo's father was unhappy when he heard Yasuo's words and stood up to read Looking at Yasuo: "By the way, when will you two get married? Yasuo, Hexi's family has no one, so you can't bully them like this."
"Hey, why did you mention marriage again?" Yasuo couldn't help but smile bitterly. He came to the living room, looked at the pen, ink, paper and inkstone on the table, and quickly changed the subject: "I really wrote this year?"
"If you don't want to, I can write it." Grandpa Yasuo moved his finger, and he was already ready to move.
This year, many people have moved to the community. Grandpa Yasuo wrote couplets for a day at the Senior Activity Center yesterday, and he became addicted to writing.
"Let me do it. Your couplet has the year of the rat on the left and the rat on the right. It's old-fashioned~" Yasuo would not let his grandfather write couplets. There were [-] pieces of red paper yesterday, all of which were written by him alone.
It is strange that I can write a good couplet today.
"Hey, my eldest grandson seems to be ready for a long time, come, come, let grandpa see your skills."
Grandpa Yasuo filled the brush with ink and handed the brush to Yasuo.
Yasuo took the pen and said, "Just write it, it's not so difficult. The first couplet: When the child is spring, it will make trouble."
"So-so." Grandpa Yasuo looked at Yasuo's first couplet while holding his reading glasses, and said unwillingly.
Yasuo's father and Yasuo's grandfather are united front, who asked Yasuo to show affection to Yasuo's mother in the morning: "Yes, so-so."
Seeing the three live treasures of the grandfather and grandson, He Xi covered his mouth with a smile, and went to the kitchen as well.
"The second line: The Year of the Rat laughs sweetly. Horizontal comment: More than auspicious." Yasuo raised his eyebrows and looked at the other two at the table: "Haha, how are you~"
"This kid has two brushes!" Grandpa Yasuo nodded.
"not bad."
Seeing that the two were stunned, Yasuo put down the brush, picked up the couplet and blew: "I'm going to post the couplet."
Last night, I searched for couplets on the Internet for a long time, and it still worked.
"Hurry up, Suodan, we'll be making dumplings soon!" Grandma Yasuo came out of the kitchen quickly, and grabbed Yasuo's father by the ear: "Come here, hurry up and chop the dumpling stuffing."
"Mom, mom! Take it easy!"
Yasuo took the couplets to the door, and suddenly remembered that glue was needed to paste the couplets: "My brain!"
Put the couplet at the door, go to the kitchen and find the bowl.Holding the bowl, he came to He Xi who was making noodles, bit He Xi's ear and said, "Give me some noodles."
"Here!" He Xi elbowed Yasuo, then handed the bowl containing the extra flour to Yasuo.
Yasuo took the bowl and stared at Hexi "fiercely": "I want some hot water."
"Here you are!" Yasuo's mother poured half a cup of boiling water into the bowl in Yasuo's hand: "Be careful of burning!"
Then Yasuo's mother handed a pair of chopsticks to Hexi: "You help him mix it up, the two of you can paste the couplet faster."
Yasuo and Hexi got the order, and they came to the door, one was in charge of brushing the paste, and the other was in charge of pasting it.
"Paint more, don't plan so precisely, we agreed not to use super powers." Yasuo watched as Hexi was brushing the back of the couplet bit by bit with paste, where the paste was brushed, the paste was distributed Very precise, every square millimeter is evenly distributed.
"This is not a superpower. If your brain development rate exceeds 30.00%, you can do it too." Hexi curled his lips, he was stupid and didn't allow others to be smart.
"Then you don't have to wipe it so evenly." Yasuo squatted at the door, watching Hexi wipe the paste on the couplet: "If you go on like this, the things that take two to three minutes can't be finished in 3 minutes."
"I'm holding chopsticks, what can I do."
Hexi shook the chopsticks in his hand in front of Yasuo's eyes. In order to distribute them evenly, the chopsticks could only be stained with a little bit of paste each time.
"I'll come, I'll come." Furious, Yasuo pushed Hexi away, dipped his hand in the bowl, grabbed a handful of paste, and then wiped it on the couplet: "Okay, you post it."
"Yasuo! You!!!" Seeing that what he had planned was destroyed by Yasuo, Hexi immediately wanted to get angry and show Yasuo some color.
"Alas~" Yasuo indicated Hexi with his eyes, there are still people at home.
He Xi looked back and saw Yasuo's father just holding a cup to catch water, turned his head to stare at Yasuo, gave him a look of "you wait", and then stuck the couplet on the wall.
"And this." Before He Xi finished pasting it, Yasuo also wiped off another couplet.Licking the paste on his hands, he held up the couplet, and handed it to He Xi after He Xi posted it.
When He Xi turned around, after receiving the couplet, he saw Yasuo licking the paste on his hand, and couldn't help it now.Immediately, he shouted: "Yasuo! Have you lost your mind?! Is it dirty to eat this!"
Yasuo likes Hexi when he is angry, but he looks helpless and eats the paste with a smile on his hand: "It's not dirty, it's just noodles~ Why don't you try it, it's quite sweet."
"Yasuo, wait until the main body comes to deal with you!" Hexi stamped his feet, pasted the couplet on the wall, and ignored Yasuo.
……
"Haha, daughter-in-law, let's make dumplings~"
Hexi: (へ╬)
……
"Daughter-in-law, it's time to watch the Spring Festival Gala."
Hexi: ( ̄へ ̄)
……
"Daughter-in-law~ this dumpling is out, eat the dumpling."
Hexi: I only eat dumplings and don't talk.
……
"Daughter-in-law, come out to watch the fireworks..."
Hexi: (;¬¬¬) I didn’t secretly look out the window.
……
"Daughter-in-law, don't be angry. I was wrong. I love you forever."
"Turn off the lights and go to sleep!"
I wish you all a happy new year and find your loved one.In fact, there is no requirement in the world to have such a person to accompany you for a lifetime, but there are people who pursue happiness for a lifetime, so those who know happiness will grasp this point.
So, the person I love the most in this life, you must be happy.
I love you, my dear readers, Meng, what's up~
And you~ I love you (′‵)I L
(End of this chapter)
"Yasuo! Get up, it's your turn to write this year's couplet!"
Yasuo's mother was holding a feather duster, wearing a mask (my buddy Meng remembers to wear a mask when he travels recently), and wearing an apron, shouting at Yasuo who was still sleeping on the bed.
Yasuo wrinkled, grabbed the side of the quilt and pulled it up, then retracted down into the cup: "Mom, let me sleep for a while."
"Hey, you hairy monkey! It's Chinese New Year, get up quickly! Your dad and grandpa are waiting! When you get up, put on new clothes. Hexi and I went to the street to pick them out for you. Remember to put them on! Do you know?!"
Seeing that Yasuo was still lying on the bed, Yasuo's mother poked Yasuo's thigh with a feather duster.
"I know~"
(∪∪)zzz
After Yasuo's mother finished speaking, she didn't care about Yasuo. There are still many places in the house that she needs to clean.
10 minutes later……
"Meow~"
Yuumi opened the door of the room and let out a slow cry.
Afterwards, Yasuo's father opened the door and came in and shouted, "Small! Son! Hurry up, don't dawdle, your father is waiting! Hold the brush and wait for a long time!"
"Huh..." Yasuo stretched out his head from under the quilt, and rolled back and forth on the bed a few times: "Get up, I get up..."
"Hurry up!"
Yasuo grabbed the clothes around him, took off the pajamas, put the autumn clothes on his head, and slowly slipped them in with one hand.Yasuo's father saw that Yasuo started to put on clothes, so he withdrew.
(+.+)(-)(__)zzZZ
Yasuo just put on the autumn clothes, and then...he lay on the bed again.
Another 10 minutes, Grandpa Yasuo in the living room stared at the red paper on the table, stood up and picked up the brush, dipped it in ink, and then put it down again: "This Suodan, why is he still sleeping! I have to check it out , if this is placed in the army, he must be shot!"
The old man lost his temper, he held onto the table and prepared to go to the second floor to call Yasuo himself.
"Dad, sit down and let me come!"
Yasuo's father rolled up his sleeves, ready to clean up the young man.
I'm in my twenties, why are you getting lazy? !
"Dad, you sit down too, I'll go and tell Yasuo." Hexi smiled slightly, raised his hand to put Yasuo's father on his shoulder, and told him to sit down.
"Okay, let Hexi go, and Hexi will definitely work." Grandpa Yasuo helped his reading glasses, pointed at Hexi and said, "I think that Suodaner is a skinny monkey, and Hexi can handle it now. "
"Since the old man has spoken, then go, Hexi." Yasuo's father heard that his father also spoke, rolled up his sleeves, and sat back on the chair.
Hexi looked towards the stairs on the second floor, smiled and sighed, took off the sleeves, and put the sleeves on the table.Then, go up the stairs and into the room.
"Mom, I'm wearing it." Yasuo heard the footsteps, it should be his mother or Hexi, but he thought Hexi wouldn't wake him up like that, right?
Hexi smiled and watched Yasuo put on his clothes with his eyes closed, his neck and arms were stabbed in a hole.Thanks to the good quality of this autumn clothes, otherwise, Yasuo's mother would have to drag Hexi to buy another one.
Walking by the bed, sitting next to Yasuo, hugging Yasuo even under the quilt, and resting his head on Yasuo.
Yuumi, who was lying on the bed at the side, glanced at Yasuo and Hexi, covered her eyes and ears with her tail, and the two were about to start again.
"???" Hexi's sudden movement made Yasuo suddenly open his eyes: "Hexi?"
"Stab!"
( ̄ェ ̄;)
Yasuo stretched the autumn clothes around Yasuo's neck, and the round-neck autumn clothes turned into a V-neck. It looked pretty good.
Yasuo and Hexi stared wide-eyed, but neither of them spoke first.
"Yasuo! Did you tear your clothes? Why do I hear the sound of fabric being torn?"
Yasuo's mother, who was in the kitchen on the first floor, took off her mask, walked to the edge of the stairs, and shouted to the upstairs.
It's strange for you to say that, usually, Yasuo's mother always said that she was hard of hearing, and others couldn't understand what she said.
Now across the floor, how can you hear clearly?
"It's okay! Mom, I'm getting dressed!" Yasuo replied to his mother, "This sock should be changed."
"Look at the autumn clothes and johns that Hexi and I bought for you. Does it fit? If it doesn't fit, they're still open in the morning, so I'll change it right away!"
Yasuo's mother was worried, and felt that she had to go up to take a look: "You put on the autumn clothes, and I will take a look."
As he spoke, he heard footsteps.
When the two upstairs heard the voice, their eyes widened.
"I can use the sub-biological ability to modify Mom's thoughts or restore your clothes to normal." Hexi said hastily.
"It's agreed, the ability cannot be used at home." Yasuo looked at Hexi helplessly, raised his hand and rubbed his forehead, looking like he was having a terrible headache.
It's Chinese New Year, how can it be so difficult to sleep late!
Yasuo felt that the pain in life was nothing more than that!
"Yes, yes, yes." Only then did He Xi recall the three chapters of the agreement between himself and Yasuo:
[-]. The family is not allowed to use super genetic abilities.
Second, family members are not allowed to discuss national and cosmic affairs.
[-]. It is not allowed to tell the family members their true identities in the universe.
"But mom is coming up soon!" After staying with Yasuo for a long time, Hexi has recently felt that his memory is not enough, and bad... luck is also not enough.
"Let me think." (≡Д≡;)
I usually have a lot of ideas, why don’t I have any now? !
Yasuo gritted his teeth: "Why don't I just fix it!"
After thinking about it, it seems that "superpowers" are the most useful.
"Stick to your principles!" Hexi reminded Yasuo.
The footsteps turned out to be getting closer.
"To die!"
Just as Yasuo's mother was about to open the door to come in, Yasuo hugged Hexi and kissed him forcefully.
He Xi stared at Yasuo with wide eyes, tensed up all over, and then relaxed.
Yuumi flicked her tail helplessly on the bed, stood up, jumped off the bed, and walked to the door.
After Yasuo's mother pushed the door open, she saw the scene in the room, smiled on her face, then stepped back lightly, hugged Yuumi who was meowing, and closed the door silently.
After Yasuo's mother went downstairs, the two rabbits on the second floor let go of their mouths.
Yasuo: "Phew, it's considered a muddled pass."
(*σ`)σ
Hexi: "..."
(ω)
Downstairs, Yasuo's mother crept halfway down, and then ran downstairs.Yuumi in his arms sticks out his tongue helplessly, the family is determined to strangle him to death.
"Yasuo's father! Look at your son! He and Hexi are so affectionate, hugging each other as soon as they wake up, holding them high, and circling around.
Look at you again!Don't help me with my work either! "
Yasuo's mother hated iron and steel, and fisted Yasuo's father.
"Hey! It's normal for two young people in this family to love each other! We're both old couples, restrain yourself a bit. You're not ashamed, but I'm still ashamed!"
Yasuo's father sat down again and looked at the opposite father innocently: "Dad, are you right?"
Grandpa Yasuo helped his reading glasses again: "Yes, that is, Yasuo's father is right~"
It's not intentional to run on Yasuo's mother. They all live in the same family, and their edges and corners have been well adjusted. Grandpa Yasuo knows how to measure.
"Mom Yasuo, don't listen to this old man. They don't understand farts, what romance do they understand!"
Grandma Yasuo came over and took Yasuo's mother's arm, and took Yasuo's mother to the kitchen, away from these two puzzled men, and when she left, she didn't forget to glare at Grandpa Yasuo.
Grandpa Yasuo looked at Yasuo's father strangely, and said, "Hey! Didn't you tell Yasuo to get up to write couplets? Why are you blaming us father and son now?"
After finishing speaking, Grandpa Yasuo shook his head, and his face was short of typing "Women are really unreasonable": "Women!"
Yasuo's father looked at Grandpa Yasuo. He didn't have the capital of Grandpa Yasuo to be calm. If he dared to say something bad, after today was over, he would definitely have to go to the hospital to see his waist.
Looking back upstairs, Yasuo has already put on his clothes in a hurry, and then helped Hexi tidy up the messed up clothes.
"gorgeous."
"It's up to you to say it."
Hexi patted Yasuo's hand away, this guy knows how to eat tofu.
"Hurry up, your dad and grandpa are waiting downstairs." Hexi pushed Yasuo downstairs.
Pushed away by Hexi, Yasuo buttoned his sleeves and said casually, "If you can't wait, then write it. Anyway, it was written by my dad before."
"Hey! You brat! You are already 21, and you can get married. According to the rules of our family, you should write this couplet." Yasuo's father was unhappy when he heard Yasuo's words and stood up to read Looking at Yasuo: "By the way, when will you two get married? Yasuo, Hexi's family has no one, so you can't bully them like this."
"Hey, why did you mention marriage again?" Yasuo couldn't help but smile bitterly. He came to the living room, looked at the pen, ink, paper and inkstone on the table, and quickly changed the subject: "I really wrote this year?"
"If you don't want to, I can write it." Grandpa Yasuo moved his finger, and he was already ready to move.
This year, many people have moved to the community. Grandpa Yasuo wrote couplets for a day at the Senior Activity Center yesterday, and he became addicted to writing.
"Let me do it. Your couplet has the year of the rat on the left and the rat on the right. It's old-fashioned~" Yasuo would not let his grandfather write couplets. There were [-] pieces of red paper yesterday, all of which were written by him alone.
It is strange that I can write a good couplet today.
"Hey, my eldest grandson seems to be ready for a long time, come, come, let grandpa see your skills."
Grandpa Yasuo filled the brush with ink and handed the brush to Yasuo.
Yasuo took the pen and said, "Just write it, it's not so difficult. The first couplet: When the child is spring, it will make trouble."
"So-so." Grandpa Yasuo looked at Yasuo's first couplet while holding his reading glasses, and said unwillingly.
Yasuo's father and Yasuo's grandfather are united front, who asked Yasuo to show affection to Yasuo's mother in the morning: "Yes, so-so."
Seeing the three live treasures of the grandfather and grandson, He Xi covered his mouth with a smile, and went to the kitchen as well.
"The second line: The Year of the Rat laughs sweetly. Horizontal comment: More than auspicious." Yasuo raised his eyebrows and looked at the other two at the table: "Haha, how are you~"
"This kid has two brushes!" Grandpa Yasuo nodded.
"not bad."
Seeing that the two were stunned, Yasuo put down the brush, picked up the couplet and blew: "I'm going to post the couplet."
Last night, I searched for couplets on the Internet for a long time, and it still worked.
"Hurry up, Suodan, we'll be making dumplings soon!" Grandma Yasuo came out of the kitchen quickly, and grabbed Yasuo's father by the ear: "Come here, hurry up and chop the dumpling stuffing."
"Mom, mom! Take it easy!"
Yasuo took the couplets to the door, and suddenly remembered that glue was needed to paste the couplets: "My brain!"
Put the couplet at the door, go to the kitchen and find the bowl.Holding the bowl, he came to He Xi who was making noodles, bit He Xi's ear and said, "Give me some noodles."
"Here!" He Xi elbowed Yasuo, then handed the bowl containing the extra flour to Yasuo.
Yasuo took the bowl and stared at Hexi "fiercely": "I want some hot water."
"Here you are!" Yasuo's mother poured half a cup of boiling water into the bowl in Yasuo's hand: "Be careful of burning!"
Then Yasuo's mother handed a pair of chopsticks to Hexi: "You help him mix it up, the two of you can paste the couplet faster."
Yasuo and Hexi got the order, and they came to the door, one was in charge of brushing the paste, and the other was in charge of pasting it.
"Paint more, don't plan so precisely, we agreed not to use super powers." Yasuo watched as Hexi was brushing the back of the couplet bit by bit with paste, where the paste was brushed, the paste was distributed Very precise, every square millimeter is evenly distributed.
"This is not a superpower. If your brain development rate exceeds 30.00%, you can do it too." Hexi curled his lips, he was stupid and didn't allow others to be smart.
"Then you don't have to wipe it so evenly." Yasuo squatted at the door, watching Hexi wipe the paste on the couplet: "If you go on like this, the things that take two to three minutes can't be finished in 3 minutes."
"I'm holding chopsticks, what can I do."
Hexi shook the chopsticks in his hand in front of Yasuo's eyes. In order to distribute them evenly, the chopsticks could only be stained with a little bit of paste each time.
"I'll come, I'll come." Furious, Yasuo pushed Hexi away, dipped his hand in the bowl, grabbed a handful of paste, and then wiped it on the couplet: "Okay, you post it."
"Yasuo! You!!!" Seeing that what he had planned was destroyed by Yasuo, Hexi immediately wanted to get angry and show Yasuo some color.
"Alas~" Yasuo indicated Hexi with his eyes, there are still people at home.
He Xi looked back and saw Yasuo's father just holding a cup to catch water, turned his head to stare at Yasuo, gave him a look of "you wait", and then stuck the couplet on the wall.
"And this." Before He Xi finished pasting it, Yasuo also wiped off another couplet.Licking the paste on his hands, he held up the couplet, and handed it to He Xi after He Xi posted it.
When He Xi turned around, after receiving the couplet, he saw Yasuo licking the paste on his hand, and couldn't help it now.Immediately, he shouted: "Yasuo! Have you lost your mind?! Is it dirty to eat this!"
Yasuo likes Hexi when he is angry, but he looks helpless and eats the paste with a smile on his hand: "It's not dirty, it's just noodles~ Why don't you try it, it's quite sweet."
"Yasuo, wait until the main body comes to deal with you!" Hexi stamped his feet, pasted the couplet on the wall, and ignored Yasuo.
……
"Haha, daughter-in-law, let's make dumplings~"
Hexi: (へ╬)
……
"Daughter-in-law, it's time to watch the Spring Festival Gala."
Hexi: ( ̄へ ̄)
……
"Daughter-in-law~ this dumpling is out, eat the dumpling."
Hexi: I only eat dumplings and don't talk.
……
"Daughter-in-law, come out to watch the fireworks..."
Hexi: (;¬¬¬) I didn’t secretly look out the window.
……
"Daughter-in-law, don't be angry. I was wrong. I love you forever."
"Turn off the lights and go to sleep!"
I wish you all a happy new year and find your loved one.In fact, there is no requirement in the world to have such a person to accompany you for a lifetime, but there are people who pursue happiness for a lifetime, so those who know happiness will grasp this point.
So, the person I love the most in this life, you must be happy.
I love you, my dear readers, Meng, what's up~
And you~ I love you (′‵)I L
(End of this chapter)
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