Anti-submarine god hilarious strategy

Chapter 134 Who will marry me?

"Hmph!" Ning Wushuang hugged the pillow, turned his head to the side, and then desperately snapped his fingers, looking at what he was looking at, but he couldn't conjure a flower.

"Still angry?"

"No! You are not enough to affect my mood."

Bai Aotian held his heart in his hands: "If you continue talking, I will be shot through my heart with ten thousand arrows, and now I have one on the back of my chest."

"Thank you, are you joking with me again?"

Bai Aotian had a serious expression: "Isn't it funny?"

"This joke is used to describe your life or your face!"

Bai Aotian said again: "That's really not funny!"

Ning Wushuang couldn't help but burst out laughing, and then the elevator door opened at this time, and there was a cry from inside, it was quite creepy at 8 o'clock in the evening when the night was not dark but people were quiet, Ning Wushuang hit Trembling, Bai Aotian felt that his chance to express himself had come, so he spread his arms...

"Oh, why did you hit me?" Bai Aotian turned to look at her.

Ning Wushuang stared: "Look at you like a bear, you scared the baby to tears."

Bai Aotian said: "She was crying, okay?"

"This is Mrs. Li's daughter downstairs. I guess there were too many people in the elevator just now. The child couldn't get out and was taken away..." Ning Wushuang didn't continue because she felt that she had just told a ghost story and the elevator was empty now. yes...

"Ning Wushuang, you are the biggest proof of my failure in teaching. If you can be scared to death by your own logic, you are absolutely unprecedented No.1."

"You really don't believe it? Go, I'll find evidence for you right now."

Ning Wushuang was taken into the elevator by Bai Aotian in this way, the child was crying while the two of them were staring at each other, making a 45-degree angle obliquely, just right with a ruler!

The elevator slowly went down one floor, and a grandma came in. She looked at Ning Wushuang who was dressed in white, then Bai Aotian who was dressed in black, and then the daughter of Mrs. Li with her bloody mouth open. The half of the foot that came in was backed away, and then he spoke plausibly, and if he listened more carefully, it turned out to be: Amitabha Amitabha, I saw something dirty.

After the elevator door closed, Ning Wushuang said, "You're the dirty one!"

Bai Aotian glanced at Ning Wushuang up and down and shook his head: "You seem to have been stabbed in the chest, and you are still wearing a suit. If it were me, I would think I have seen a ghost!"

Ning Wushuang looked down, only to realize that there were blood stains on his chest, which must have been stained by his aunt's paper when squatting in the toilet, but Ning Wushuang did not forget to hurt others: "You are all in black, I thought you were going Whose funeral did you attend?"

At this time, the elevator reached the first floor, and the child's parents appeared. Both of them were short and fat. After greeting Ning Wushuang, they took their daughter into the elevator: "Mom and Dad just talked to the aunt next door. After a while, why did you just run in by yourself, oh, don’t be afraid, don’t be afraid, don’t want it in the future!”

Bai Aotian looked at Ning Wushuang's moved face, smiled and said: "Envy, we will have a baby in the future, we have good genes, and we are fatter than that fat girl!"

Ning Wushuang blushed, "Who, who, who is going to have sex with you." Then she ran out, and Bai Aotian chased after her: "If you don't have sex with me, who will have sex with me!"

At this time, a motorcycle was driving head-on and almost hit the grandmother on the side of the road.
Motorcycle: "Go away!"

Ning Wushuang exclaimed: "Be careful, mother-in-law!" He wanted to rescue her alone, but Bai Aotian stopped him and hugged her in his arms.

The motorbike on the road stopped, but I heard grandma's loud voice: "Go, go, won't you stop, ah, you are rushing to the street!"

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(End of this chapter)