Anti-submarine god hilarious strategy

Chapter 185 Cheap, Actually a Complimentary Word 1
In other words, the days are passing faster than farting, the sun rises and sets, and it is time for our Ning Wushuang to be discharged from the hospital.

The day before he was discharged from the hospital, our Senior Brother Zuo brought a plastic package and said he came to visit Ning Wushuang, but in fact he came to do an experiment.

Seeing the familiar plastic package, Ning Wushuang gasped in surprise: "Brother, I said you were a thief last night, so you really stole a pack of tissues from me!"

"I'll go!" Zuo Yiqing complained, pointing at the sky in grief and indignation: "I bought this pack of tissues online. There are six boxes in a pack, and there are [-] smokes in a box. When I bought it, the customer service was very friendly. Said that this paper is easy to use. Concubine Yang used this paper back then. She said that the skin is smooth and elastic after using this paper, and it does not hurt the skin. I thought to myself, so I bought a pack, three for you and three for me ,guess what?"

"What's the matter?"

"I used three boxes for three days and only got one pack left!"

Mou Ning immediately rolled his eyes: "That's impossible, except for the bag you stole, I've used a pack for a week, and now I still have it!" The pack of tissues was thrown on the bed, leaving one-fifth of it.

"That's the problem!" Zuo Yiqing said seriously, "So I stole a bag from you, and I counted it last night, and I found out!"

"Found what?"

"I found...no difference..."

"Ah bah!" Ning Wushuang's almond eyes widened: "Zuo Yiqing, you bitch, are you here today to make me happy?"

Zuo Yiqing said: "Not at all. I came today to practice what my chemistry teacher told me on the first day in junior high school."

"What?"

"Carry out the experiment to the end! Speak with science! Conquer the people with facts!" Saying this, our brother Zuo went to the last pack of tissues in Mou Ning, tore them open, and smacked them one by one, leaving pieces in his mouth Read: "One...two...three..."

Ning Wushuang covered his face with his hands: "Oh my god, why did I know such a bastard?" He just spread the bed without saying a word.

Pumping and pumping - 5 minutes later, when the paper towels were piled up like a mountain of paper, Zuo Yiqing was still chanting: "Two ninety-seven, two ninety-eight, two ninety-nine"

Suddenly he patted his thigh and stood up, Ning Wushuang sat up in shock to him with a crisp sound: "Is there an earthquake?!" Look left and right.

Classmate Yiqing raised his index and middle fingers: "It's so annoying!"

"Caomin wait for the elder to talk about why you are so angry." Bai Aotian came in with a cold face, and the light bulb ran to shine brightly again, watch me stop your electricity!
"There are only 299 pumps left in this pack of tissues! This is clearly the capitalists defrauding our consumers!"

"Zuo Yiqing, how did you talk with your dad last time?"

"Huh? This, this..."

When Zuo Yiqing thought of his father's smirking face at that time, he wanted to buy a coffin and kick him in to sleep for two days. He was so scared that he knelt down in front of his father with a plop !

His father said: "What? Kneeling down? Do you really think I'm dead?!"

Zuo Yiqing cried and said, "You will always live in my heart!"

His old man smiled on the skin: "I'm still living in front of you!"

"No, Dad! You go to my room and have a look, there are photos of you everywhere!"

His father chuckled: "Oh? Really?"

"That's right! Every time my mother and aunt come, I will worship you. You have appeared!"

"Ah bah, you're the one who manifested, your whole family..." His father thought for a while, no, isn't his whole family my whole family?So he changed his words and said: "I found you a job, and your boss is my good friend at the mahjong table."

Zuo Yiqing black line, father, how many mahjong friends do you have!
(End of this chapter)