Anti-submarine god hilarious strategy

Chapter 29 The first kiss was taken away by this guy!
That incident probably happened when Ning Wushuang was 12 years old. Xiao Wushuang, who had just finished school, licked a lollipop and was walking home.

As Xiao Wushuang walked, she began to cry.

Why, because she stepped on dog shit, the point is not this, the point is that there was a big hole in the sole of her shoe, the dog shit squeezed into the shoe through the seam, and remained in the gap between her toes, sticky, Very uncomfortable.

She looked around, trying to find the culprit dog who pooped, and let him eat what he pulled out!There is no moral bottom line, defecating anywhere!
Humane destruction, absolutely humane destruction!

At this time, a big brother came from the opposite park. He squatted down and stroked Ning Wushuang's head: "Little sister, why are you crying?"

Xiao Wushuang licked the lollipop, sobbing: "I stepped on shit."

My brother said that most of the princesses met her prince by chance, and then lived a happy life, no, it was a happy life, and the prince had to be very handsome.

However, when Xiao Wushuang saw the man's appearance, she let out a sigh, the eyebrows are too thick, the mouth is too big, the face is too square, where did the evildoer come from!Wukong, quickly accept him as a teacher!

As soon as she was terrified, she farted...

At this time, Awang, the owner of that pile of shit, came on stage. He sniffed Xiao Wushuang's butt first. Xiao Wushuang felt that the back of his butt was wet, so he looked back. She panicked!
The Pomeranian looked at Xiao Wushuang innocently: "Wow, woof, woof...

The thick-browed man smiled: "Our Xiaobai is too naughty, he defecates everywhere."

Obviously it's your own moral decline, no sense of public morality at all, and you actually shift the responsibility to the dog, what a success!

Ning Wushuang has always been a fan of appearance since she was a child, but whenever that person is not good-looking, she would complain about it. In a word, whatever a handsome guy does wrong is right, and what a dinosaur does right is wrong.

Of course, Bai Aotian is an exception.

The thick-browed man thought for a while and said: "Since Xiaobai made a mistake, I, as the master, also have some responsibility. Little sister, big brother will give you a compensation."

Xiao Wushuang came to his senses, and dropped the lollipop in his hand: "Big brother, what compensation do you want to give me? Just give me cash, so that I can make up for my trauma."

The thick-browed man glanced at Xiao Wushuang's school uniform, which had the words Ning Wushuang embroidered on it. He squatted in front of her, and in Xiao Wushuang's words: This big brother looks like he is crying when he laughs.

"Sister Wushuang, big brother won't give you such a tacky thing?"

Xiao Wushuang hurriedly said: "I like vulgarity, and the more vulgar it is, the more I like it." She can accept gold and diamonds.

The thick-browed man made a mysterious drawl: "The thing that big brother wants to give you is..."

In this way, the first kiss that Xiao Wushuang had kept for 12 years was taken away by this thick-browed man, your sister!Woooooo, I feel like there will never be love again, is there any! ! !
Since then, this memory has been Ning Wushuang's nightmare, and she has wiped it out of her mind. So far, the only person who has kissed her is the man with the thick eyebrows. She will never forget this soft touch.

Before it was Ning Wushuang's turn to make a move, Bai Aotian gave Xu Zifeng a heavy punch, which just landed on the right cheek.

Xu Zifeng smiled uncontrollably, wiping the blood from the corner of his mouth, Ning Wushuang was stunned by his handsome appearance.

She roared: "Your sister! How could the biscuits turn into melon seeds, is there any reason! You must have undergone plastic surgery!"

Xu Zifeng smiled, and didn't intend to hide it: "Yes, it only takes a few knives to turn an ugly duckling into a swan, how easy it is."

(End of this chapter)