Ex-husband, why don't you go to heaven?

Chapter 132 How many people have you kissed?

When the first ray of sunlight came into the room in the morning, Qiao Weiliang moved his head, and then tightened his hands around his waist, and the man's low-pitched whisper sounded next to his ears: "It's still early, sleep more."

"Late for work."

Qiao Weiliang spoke, her voice was so low that she could hardly hear it, some scenes that were not suitable for children emerged, and her face felt a little hot.

Didn't this man say he has a sense of proportion?Why did you keep pestering her last night?
I stretched my arms and wanted to get up, only then did I feel a sore back and tight pain.

Qiao Weiliang frowned, just as she was about to speak, Ji Zhen pulled her back by hooking her neck, and then turned over and pressed her on top of her.

"I still have the strength to get up. I'm not working hard enough? Huh?"

The man asked refreshedly, and the ending sound was full of high spirits after being satisfied, which made Qiao Weiliang's heart tremble, and then his face darkened.

Does this man know that there is a word called '****'?
He is not afraid of death, but she is afraid of being tortured to death.

"Mr. Ji, I'm still a wounded patient."

Qiao Weiliang opened his mouth to remind, the satisfaction on Ji Zhen's face turned into tension, he lifted the quilt, looked at Qiao Weiliang's right shoulder and pinched again: "Does it hurt? Did it crush you? I didn't sleep last night." Get it under control..."

Seeing the man so nervous that he was at a loss what to do, Qiao Weiliang's unknown fire in his heart was extinguished, and turned into warmth that spread from the heart to the limbs.

Sensing the unconcealable smile on the woman's face, Ji Zhen lowered his head and bit Qiao Weiliang's face, pretending to be annoyed: "Qiao Weiliang, you lied to me?"

"Well, Mr. Ji, I lied to you, what do you want to do with me?"

Qiao asked with a sneer, his tone full of confidence.

Ji Zhen's lips pressed up, hooking her tightly, and finally said vaguely after a while: "When you recover from your injury, you won't be able to get out of bed for three days."

Qiao Weiliang: "..."

Now she suddenly believed that this man had only her as a woman from the beginning to the end, otherwise why would he have been acting so horny?

The room was full of spring, and at that time, a group of confused people were standing on the coast of an unknown deserted island.

Feng Zhixiu was dressed casually, with a gray plaid shirt over a white vest, a pair of colorful shorts underneath, and a straw hat on top of his head.

If it weren't for the many cameras shaking around, An Ruobai would have thought that he was on vacation at an island.

Wen Qixuan was dressed the same as Feng Zhixiu. She was wearing a rose-red sunscreen with a cool suspender inside. The beautiful scenery inside could be vaguely seen. Below was a pair of white shorts, revealing two slender fair legs. , it is very eye-catching.

On the other hand, Xiao Hong is dressed very conservatively. She is wearing a set of army green clothes with a ponytail. From a distance, she looks a bit like a freshman who has just entered the military training of a university. The hem of the T-shirt inside is a bit long, and she tied a knot at the waist , looks very youthful and beautiful.

Wen Qixuan was still wearing a little makeup, while Xiao Hong showed up without makeup. After the last recording, everyone actually understood that no matter how good the makeup is, there is no way to keep it during the recording of the show.

Compared with the other three, Guan Lei and An Ruobai dressed more casually, with long T-shirts and long casual pants, and a pair of high-quality hiking shoes underneath.

Mixed in the photography team are their respective agents.

Originally Qiao Weiliang was supposed to be standing, but now it was Guan Zhe's place. Seeing the army green all over his body, An Ruobai felt a faint toothache, and somehow felt like an abandoned child.

At the beginning of the recording, as last time, first open their backpacks for inspection, and all electronic equipment must be handed in.

Feng Zhixiu brought bait, fishing rod, simple grill and living equipment in his backpack. It seemed that he planned to have a pleasant outdoor barbecue here.

The outside filming host couldn't help reminding: "Brother Xiu, are you sure you read the information given by the program team carefully? The reason why this island is a desert island is because you can't catch fish around it."

"...!!"

At this moment, the actor's skill was fully displayed, Feng Zhixiu's expression was a little dazed, with a bit of innocence, and he just wrote a few big words on his face: Can't catch any fish here?

This kind of reaction can not only cover up the stupid behavior I just committed, but also establish an image of "my male god is so cute" in the audience's mind.

After seeing Feng Zhixiu's backpack, and then Wen Qixuan's, this time she didn't bring a lot of cosmetics and snacks like last time, but stuffed a tent inside.

The last time she met Feng Zhixiu on the way, but that night, she spent an unforgettable night in the jungle. Feng Zhixiu had no knowledge of wild survival at all, not even common sense. She asked the program team for help and borrowed a lighter to light a fire to keep warm.

Therefore, after the last time, Wen Qixuan fully confirmed that this show is for the audience to watch artists suffer. She cannot guarantee that she will be beautiful, and can only rely on her own ability to make herself suffer less.

After watching her stuff, the host said regretfully, "Xiaoxuan, when the tide rises at night, the entire island will be submerged, only the commanding heights on the island will be spared. After the program team's pre-measurement, the area of ​​the island's commanding heights is not large. It will be more than ten square meters."

That said, there may not be room to pitch a tent for them at all.

The next backpack I opened was much more professional than the previous two.

Guan Lei brought a compass, first aid kit, compressed food, etc. An Ruobai brought more miscellaneous things, and the host noticed with sharp eyes that there was also an island survival manual inside.

Randomly flipping through it twice, the book introduces a lot of marine life that can be eaten raw, and also introduces some poisonous things. The book is only a small one, which is printed in color and has patterns, which is quite practical.

The host looked at An Ruobai: "Xiaobai, how did you come up with the idea to buy this book?"

"When I bought shoes, the boss gave them to me for the sake of my looks."

"I testify that it was he who kept winking at the boss at that time in exchange for it."

Xiao Hong interjected half-jokingly, and the host turned to Xiao Hong.

Compared with others, Xiao Hong's backpack is the simplest, with not many kinds of things, two bags of compressed biscuits, one unpacked space quilt, three bottles of mineral water, and a fruit knife.

"Xiao Xiao, you haven't prepared much."

"For me, that's enough."

Xiao Hong replied with a confident smile on her face.

The camera just captured this moment, and this scene later left an indelible impression in the minds of most audiences.

After checking the backpack, the program team handed over the task card to the host. The host played tricks for a while, and finally explained the task clearly.

"Everyone already knows that the tide will submerge the island. The high tide time is 07:30 in the evening, which is half an hour after sunset. You need to estimate the time according to the weather, and then rely on your own wisdom to find the commanding heights of the island. It is safe. To avoid the tide, tomorrow morning, we will bring a hearty breakfast to celebrate everyone's victory!"

Without the help of modern tools and without knowing the level of the water level, it is not easy to find the commanding heights before sunset.

"Each of you has a chance to ask the program team for help. Once you ask for help, the program team can provide help so that you can spend the night safely on the luxury cruise ship, and return to the island tomorrow to continue the program recording."

Compared with being surrounded by tides and blowing the sea breeze overnight in a place less than ten square meters, the temptation of a luxury cruise ship is still great.

But everyone knows that what this program shows to the audience is the spirit of not being afraid of hardships and dangers, and having the courage to explore. Whoever gives up halfway will lose.

It's no big deal to lose, it's just a variety show, but no one knows what kind of consequences it will bring to oneself if they lose so easily.

The five people looked at each other, their expressions were not as relaxed as they were at first.

"After talking about the difficult task, let's talk about something happy."

"In the last episode of the program, no one arrived at the meeting point within the time specified by the program group, so everyone's first adventure mission was declared a failure, but one of them performed particularly well, and the program group decided to award the No.1 Give it to her! She is, Xiao Xiao!"

The host raised his voice, and everyone applauded appreciatively. Xiao Hong stepped forward and walked to the host. The host took out a golden whistle and hung it around Xiao Hong's neck.

"The content of the reward is a sumptuous meal. As long as Xiao Xiao blows this golden whistle, the program team will deliver hot and delicious food within half an hour!"

The host especially emphasized the word hot. Imagine that on a night when the temperature drops and the wind is howling, several people are squatting pitifully on a small hill above the sea level, but one person can eat hot meals and hot dishes. What a sad picture.

Everyone immediately looked at Xiao Hong with burning eyes, as if she had turned into a delicious delicacy.

Even though she knew the content of the award as early as the recording of the program, Xiao Hong still widened her eyes in 'surprise', and then began to give her acceptance speech with a whistle in a somewhat exaggerated manner.

"I am very honored to receive this Golden Whistle Award. This is the most compact and practical award I have ever received since I entered the industry. I will definitely cherish this award and live up to the great love of the program team. "

"Xiao Xiao, who do you want to thank the most for receiving this award?"

An Ruobai quickly entered the scene, asked cooperatively, and at the same time pressed the shutter with his hand.

"First of all, I would like to thank my motherland. It is so vast. I didn't know that there is such a place in our country until today. Then, I would like to thank my program group. Without you, I would I would never realize how happy it is to be able to live in peace, and finally, I would like to thank the guests who have stood with me through thick and thin, without you, this award would not exist!"

At the end of Xiao Hong's speech, he raised his hands high, looked up at the sky at a 45° angle, and made a sad expression, Guan Lei couldn't help but laugh.

"After receiving this award, which of your teammates would you most like to share with?"

After An Ruobai finished speaking, he exaggeratedly winked at Xiao Hong, Xiao Hongquan pretended he couldn't see, cleared his throat and said, "Of course I want to share it with the most handsome person here."

After saying this, An Ruobai smiled confidently, Feng Zhixiu's expression also changed a little, Guan Zhe also coughed twice, whether it was for the effect of the program, or purely confident in his appearance, the program crew What you want is already there.

Xiao Hong's eyes swept back and forth twice, and finally fell on Guan Lei.

"Brother Lei, you have been my male god since I entered the industry. May I have the honor to invite you to have dinner with me?"

Guan Lei raised his right hand high, left his back behind his back, and bowed in a very gentlemanly manner: "It's an honor."

"Xiao Xiao, isn't my appearance high enough?"

An Ruobai frowned and asked, Xiao Hong stuffed the whistle into her T-shirt, walked back and picked up her backpack, and replied: "Maybe I prefer mature men."

The host got on the yacht that arrived at the beginning and yelled with a loudspeaker: "I wish you all an exciting and exciting adventure, everyone, see you tomorrow!!"

The host left, and the program recording officially started.

Xiao Hong tilted her backpack and looked at Wen Qixuan and Feng Zhixiu: "It's about ten o'clock in the morning, and there should be seven or eight hours before sunset. There is still enough time. Do you want to go together or separately?"

"Of course we go together!" Wen Qixuan answered first.

The last time everyone recorded separately, the shots were mostly based on the post-editing, and there was no way to compare them, but this time, judging from the recording just now, Xiao Hong's appearance rate is obviously more.

Apart from her own performance, Wen Qixuan had to suspect that there was also a deliberate arrangement by the program crew.

After all, no one knew how Xiao Hong got this special award.

"I respect the choices of beautiful women."

Feng Zhixiu replied with his hands spread out, seemingly indifferent.

"Okay, the trees on the island are relatively dense. From the current point of view, the terrain of the entire island is relatively flat. If you want to find the commanding height of less than ten square meters, you must first find a place with a wider view. It is best to be able to roughly see the island. Condition."

Xiao Hong told the basic situation. Everyone didn't know how she came to this conclusion, but what she said was surprisingly easy to convince people.

"Into the woods?"

Wen Qixuan asked, Xiao Hong shook her head.

"We don't know how big the island is, and we don't know what's inside. Even if we have a compass, we may lose our way after entering. So my suggestion is that we cut down some trees as a backup."

"What do you cut down a tree for?"

Wen Qixuan frowned, a little unhappy.

Obviously all five of them came to participate in the show, so why can Xiao Hong point fingers here?Why should she listen to this woman?It's just a second girl of ten thousand years.

"I haven't figured out what to do specifically. After all, I didn't collude with the program team in advance. We can all think about it together."

Xiao Hong replied with a good temper, looking at Wen Qixuan as if looking at a younger sister.

Being looked at like this made Wen Qixuan even more unhappy, she just asked two more questions, why did this woman make it seem like she was making trouble for no reason?

"If I don't know what I want to do, I don't intend to blindly follow such an arrangement and do useless things."

Wen Qixuan stared at Xiao Hong and said, Xiao Hong shrugged her shoulders, her meaning was very clear: I just asked if you want to come with me, I didn't mean to force you to stay, since you don't agree, you can walk on your own.

Xiao Hong didn't persuade her, Wen Qixuan was a little embarrassed, she just wanted to fight for the right to speak, but she didn't think she was too useless when the show was broadcast, and she didn't want to go alone.

But the words have already been spoken, if she stays again, she will have to obediently listen to Xiao Hong's words.

It would definitely be shameless to stay, go, maybe you can find something else.

After weighing for a long time, Wen Qixuan put on her backpack: "I don't want to die here, does anyone want to come with me?"

Both Guan Lei and An Ruobai were silent, Wen Qixuan bit her lip, her eyes widened, and she complained silently, as if to say: Are you really willing to let me, a weak woman, go by myself?
In the end, Feng Zhixiu couldn't hold back and stood up to make a rescue: "Xiaoxuan is not safe alone, I will accompany her to look around, and she won't go far. If I can't find any good places, I will come back with her to find you .”

"Okay." Xiao Hong nodded, and then added: "Mark your way, if you don't come back after a long time, we can still come to you."

This was said on purpose. After all, there are photographers following the filming, so they can't be lost at all. But when it is broadcast, the audience sees that there are only five of them on this island.

"it is good."

Feng Zhixiu agreed and put on his backpack to leave. Guan Lei gave him two more bags of compressed food.

After the two of them left, Guan Lei and An Ruobai began to chop down trees. Although they both had knives, they were not big enough, so it was not so easy to cut down trees.

Xiao Hong's strength was weaker, and the injury on her leg hadn't fully recovered, so she didn't move forward, and took a fruit knife to the forest to find something that could be used for binding.

Originally, I was looking for plants like hemp, but I couldn't find them after looking around. I only saw a thick clump of thorns.

The thorny vines are actually quite tough, equivalent to bamboo, but the vines are covered with hard thorns, and there are barbs on the thorns. If you don’t pay attention, you will be stuck, and it hurts when you pull out the thorns.

There is nothing that can be used, so I can only use this, but it is more troublesome to deal with, but now I can only use it.

With no other choice, Xiao Hong squatted down to find the roots of the thorns and cut them off, and then scraped off all the thorns with a knife before taking them out for use.

There were too many thorns and tendrils, entangled and intricate, and the source could not be found for a while. Xiao Hong just wanted to use a knife to open a place to have a look, when a man's deep voice came from behind: "Aren't you afraid of being stabbed?"

Looking back, Guan Zhe stood tall and tall behind her, looking at her with frowns, expressing his dissatisfaction with her current behavior vividly.

Thinking of his current identity as her temporary manager, Xiao Hong rarely explained: "I'll open it with a knife, and I'll be careful."

After finishing speaking, he wanted to continue, the man stepped in front of her, reached out and snatched the knife in her hand, said "I'll come", and stretched his hand into the thorn bush.

Stretching and shrinking, seven or eight bloodstains and three or four barbs immediately appeared on the back of the man's white hand.

"Where else should I look?"

"..."

This man actually doesn't know what she's going to do, does he?So what was he trying to do with the knife?
Although a little speechless, Xiao Hong still grabbed Guan Zhe's hand: "There is a barb on this thorn, I will pull it out for you now, it hurts a bit, bear with it."

After Xiao Hong finished speaking, before Guan Zhe could answer, she grabbed a thorn with her fingernail and pulled it out.

The current temperature of the island is when the thorns grow wildly, and the hardness of the thorns is also the highest, so when the thorns are pulled out, there is still a little flesh and blood on the barbs.

Guan Zhe didn't say anything, but his hands tightened into fists, and he also tightly grasped Xiao Hong's left hand.

Xiao Hong raised her eyes and glanced at him, then spoke to divert his attention.

"I just wanted to pry it open with a knife to see where its roots are, not to put my hand in."

"……Um."

Guan Zhe responded sullenly, with an unhappy expression on his face, and he didn't know whether it was from the pain or because he was hurt by Xiao Hong's words.

"This kind of plant is called thorn vines. After scraping off the thorns, the vines are very tough and can be used to bind things. There are also some places where they are specially planted, and then woven into beautiful handicrafts, which are sold in scenic spots. The price is generally quite high. .”

While Xiao Hong was speaking, she pulled out two more thorns. Every time she pulled out Guan Zhe, she had to pinch Xiao Hong's hand twice, with great force and some pain, but Xiao Hong didn't even frown.

When pulling out the last thorn, Guan Zhe suddenly said, "Mrs. Guan, the most handsome person present is me."

"..."

Xiao Hong's hand trembled, and the drawn thorn scratched Guan Zhe's hand again, the blood gushed more joyously, Xiao Hong threw the thorn expressionlessly, and took out a small circle of gauze from his trouser pocket to help him wrap it up.

"Guan Shao, I don't know how big your background is, but I'm not stupid. The person who can make Feng Zhixiu drink five bottles of liquor voluntarily is not someone I can offend. If I offended you in any way before, I will my apologies."

Xiao Hong spoke very seriously, and after finishing speaking, tied a beautiful bow on Guan Zhe's hand with gauze.

"You have me tempted."

Guan Zhe stared at Xiao Hong and said that his eyes were dark and bright, very sincere, like an obedient student.

The filmmakers who were supposed to be here now don't know what to do, and the unknown creatures in the woods make strange noises tirelessly.

The man squatted beside a large pile of fallen leaves and thorns, looked into her eyes and said: You have moved me.

It was clearly just six words, but Xiao Hong felt that her chest was hit hard.

I don't know why, an unknown panic welled up in my heart, I turned around, trying to escape in a hurry, but my hand was grabbed by a man.

"You have only two choices. One is to be responsible for my temptation and become Mrs. Guan. The second is to sleep with you directly and be responsible for you and make you Mrs. Guan."

"..."

Is there any difference between these two options?

"Don't look at me like that." Guan Zhe raised his hand to cover Xiao Hong's eyes, the rough touch of the gauze pressed against the eyelids was very clear.

Then the man's hot breath rushed towards his face, and his lips were gently pressed.

The lips opened and closed, uttering a man's sexy and seductive words: "I am still a gentleman now, after being hungry for a long time, I am a wolf, the kind that eats people without spitting out bones."

After the words fell, Xiao Hong felt her lips being licked.

At this time, she actually asked something that Feng Ma Niu didn't want to think about.

"Guan Zhe, is it a man who sings with soft lips?"

"What do you think?"

"I don't know, I haven't kissed any other man who sings."

"Then how many men have you kissed before me?"

"……One."

That man doesn't sing, but his lips are also very soft.

(End of this chapter)