Mixing ancient times with Taobao

Chapter 1 What a Pot of Dog Blood
Zuo Qian was awakened by the sound of screaming, she sat up in a daze, and looked around, feeling a little dazed.

what's the situation?
A few paper-stitched men with red faces were exuding weird smiles in the dark corner. A row of people kneeled in front of them, dressed in sackcloth and filial piety, with teardrops on their faces, their mouths opened wide, and they looked like hell. appearance.

Turning his head again, paper was being burned in a brazier, and there was a small table in front of the brazier, on which were tributes, talisman papers and incense burners...

The curling smoke rose, making it even more eerie against the talisman papers all over the room.

This situation!
Zuo Qian was completely dumbfounded!

I?
Fell asleep?
Are these people fans of the Hanfu group?They rushed from the Internet to reality, and mourned for me?

Am I out of my body?Near-death experience?

A series of thoughts flashed through her mind in an instant, and when she was still dizzy, suddenly a voice like thunder exploded in her ears, "Cheat, cheat, scam! The big girl is cheating! Everyone, run away! "

With a "Hula", everyone ran away.

Fraud?

I'm alive?Who is the big girl?
Zuo Qian continued to be in a daze...

There was a lot of jingling and clanging outside, crying and shouting mixed together.But at this moment, a figure stumbled and appeared in front of the mourning hall, and when he saw Zuo Qian, he burst into tears, "My son is back, my son is back! That Qingyi is really right, my son will come back tonight." !"

Zuo Qian shuddered, and an ominous premonition welled up in her heart. Looking at the situation... I've lost my soul? !

While thinking about it, the woman rushed forward, hugged Zuo Qian tightly and cried, "My poor son! My mother has finally summoned your soul back! The Taoist said, if you can't revive your soul tonight, you will be killed." I committed an unforgivable crime in my previous life! I finally came back, I finally came back..."

The woman's incoherent speech made Zuo Qian even more confused.

People have suspended animation, but I haven't heard that people can change their souls after suspended animation. Has this novel become reality?

As a science and engineering dog, Zuo Qian felt that the three views had been subverted.

"This... aunt..."

Zuo Qian pushed the woman hard, but she couldn't exert any strength in her hands, and the strength of the woman was not so strong. She hugged her tightly. She doubted that she would be beaten again by this crazy woman in the next moment. "Dead".

"My son, my son, mother's sweetheart!"

The woman continued to cry loudly, "My mother didn't have a child like you until she was 30 years old. You are going to die, and my mother doesn't want to live anymore, woo woo woo..."

"I said, auntie..."

Zuo Qian said tremblingly: "Can you let go? Me, I can hardly breathe."

"Don't let go, don't let go, it's all mother's fault, it's all because mother didn't like you, mother won't let go anymore. My son, why are you so obsessed with it! What's so great about that poor Lu Huadai?! Retiring the engagement Get divorced! There are so many women in my left family that someone wants them!"

Suicide, resurrection, time travel, divorce...

Such a familiar drama!

Zuo Qian felt that a pot of dog's blood was rushing towards her, amidst the woman's intermittent cries, Zuo Qian also shed tears: What is this all about?We are a good young man in the 21st century. We are more than enough than the top and more than the bottom. Why do we still travel through time?

After thinking about it again, I felt that it was not bad. Anyway, she was thrown into the toilet of the hospital by her unscrupulous parents after she was born. Isn't a little orphan who has no care and no care just right to go to another world to kill all directions?
Thinking of this, the tiger's body trembled, and when he was thinking about how to make a confession scene, something suddenly flew outside, fell on the ground and made a "bang", and then screamed, "My lord, spare my life, my lord, spare my life!" Wow!"

"Miss, I have brought back this deceitful dog thief! You can see clearly, our daughter has already...?!!! A corpse!! Come on someone!!
"boom!"

The cheap old lady who was holding Zuo Qian picked up the sacrifice on the case table and threw it at the man, "Dare to be rude to an expert, Zuo Dayou, you are tired of work!"

Zuo Qian shivered, this cheap old lady is so fierce!
The eyeballs rolled around a few more times, and came to a conclusion: this thigh can be hugged.

Immediately, he burst into tears, "Who are you?! Are you my mother?! Are you really my mother?! Me, why don't I remember anything??"

Zuo Qian, who has read countless online novels, intends to act according to the experience of her predecessors, and go through the first form: the method of amnesia.

The woman stood there in a daze for a while, then let go of Zuo Qian, grabbed the person on the ground, and said viciously: "You son of a thief, how dare you lie to me?! Say it! Why doesn't my daughter remember anything?! "

Qingyi was so frightened that he almost cried.

He is just a third-rate Taoist priest. He has read a few classics. How can he explain the strange thing of resurrection from the dead?

At the beginning, it was just because the wife was eager to love her daughter, and she just ran away thinking of cheating some money!How did he know that fate is wonderful, if he farts and ignites the fire, this person is really alive!

God!Don't say that he has never seen such a weird thing, but he has never heard of it, okay? !

Qing Yi was so frightened that his face turned pale, and then he looked over there at Master Qian Hu who had recovered from his astonishment...

His lower abdomen tightened for a while, and he felt the urge to urinate!

calm down……

Qing Yi took a deep breath, a pair of small triangular eyes suddenly shot out light, opened his mouth and said: "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable! The daughter of your family is the descendant of the lunar star..."

As he spoke, he pinched his fingers, "Today is the year when flowers bloom on February [-]th, and the year is Tai Sui. Therefore, you die first and then you are reborn, and the past is forgotten... During this turbulent time, if your daughter changes in this way, she must come to save the world." Transform the world!"

Zuo Qian's eyes widened. Isn't this nonsense too outrageous?It is full of loopholes, are ancient liars so low-level?
however……

Something that surprised her happened.

I saw the man who was suspected to be a cheap father stepped forward, grabbed the liar, and said excitedly: "Is this true?!"

Without waiting for the Taoist to respond, he let go of the liar, rubbed his hands together and said, "The lunar star is the moon, but Fu'er was born in the sky at noon in summer. However, Fu'er ordered the Lord Taiyin to be born in the Zhengyang of summer, which is an unbalanced fate, so he was named 'Fu' for the meaning of correction..."

Does anyone believe this nonsense? !

Cheap Dad's IQ looks worrying!

Zuo Qian's eyes widened, and she felt that this cheap father was so excited that he seemed to explode on the spot, even his neck was red, and his hands like cattail leaf fans were rubbing more and more diligently, only to hear him muttering: "Master, master People! Knowing my son’s horoscope without looking at my son’s horoscope... This death and resurrection is really an anecdote, the master has such a skill! Master, come and take your seat..."

Zuo Dayou was very enthusiastic, and pulled Qing Yi to go up, but Qing Yi quit. He saw this guy trembling and said: "My lord? My lord? Shouldn't the seat here be spared?"

Zuo Dayou continued to be courteous, "Your guest is an expert outside the world, and he should be seated. Oh, I didn't expect my daughter to come back from the catastrophe. I was worried for a long time when the fortune teller said that she will be the Lord of Taiyin! Unexpectedly, my daughter It’s actually a lunar star descending to earth, tsk tsk, the world is in trouble now, I think my son must have been born in response to a catastrophe!”

Enough!

Qingyi is about to cry, do you always watch too much "Fengshen Romance"?What is this all about? !Going through the catastrophe and coming back again, born in response to the catastrophe... This is obviously not my Taoist routine!

but……

Qing Yi sneaked a glance at Mr. Zuo, and found that this guy looked so stupid, it seemed that letting him go to the seat was not to threaten him, but to forget that this is a mourning hall!
Zuo Qian looked at this scene: suddenly felt that she could be a magician in this place.Cheap Dad obviously belongs to the upper reaches of the food chain, so easy to fool, what does this mean?This shows that as long as she, a science dog, makes some small inventions, she can completely fool the whole human being into it!
"Ai?"

Papa Zuo stopped suddenly, he stared blankly at his daughter, and Zuo Qian also stared at him with wide eyes, their eyes met each other, it was indescribably weird.

After a while...

"Oh! Madame, what are you doing?! Didn't you hear what the expert said?! Hurry up, remove the mourning hall, our daughter has come back to life, let's throw a wedding banquet!"

Liu Runiang supported her forehead, she was a villain in her heart, why did she marry such an idiot!

He lifted the daughter up, ignored the idiot, and showed the mistress's imposing manner, called in the servants who were watching the excitement at the door, and said with a cold face: "The eldest girl is a matter of the lunar star descending to earth, who dares?" Let out a word, and the old lady will cut off his tongue and serve the food, do you understand?!"

A group of servants were trembling with fright, knelt down and kowtowed repeatedly, and after showing their loyalty with their mothers, they stood up tremblingly, withdrew everything from the mourning hall, and waited for the daughter to take a bath and change clothes.

Zuo Qian was lured to her boudoir by the cheap old woman, and then someone brought hot water, poured it into a huge bathtub, and sprinkled some dried flower petals on it, which felt very luxurious.

And Zuo Qian also took the opportunity to secretly look at her new home, and just walked around for a while before arriving at her boudoir, which shows the prosperity of this family.Looking at the furnishings in this house now, there are unidentified winds everywhere, this is a rich and powerful family!
A certain girl was suddenly excited!

Could it be that it has been unlucky for more than 20 years, and it will finally turn around?
Zuo Qian, who was abandoned by unscrupulous parents and grew up with the support of the state, has a rough fate.But fortunately, she chose the right major at the beginning. She didn't study English computer science, but chose the relatively unpopular biology major. After she finished her graduate studies, the whole situation has changed dramatically. After becoming a favorite, she also successfully entered a biopharmaceutical company, and after several years of struggle, she still stayed in the company and was not fired. What a blessing it is!

Zuo Qian, who has been working for four or five years and has no house, no car and no savings, would never have imagined that she would become another person after sleeping, and looking at her posture...

Looks like a rich second generation?No, no, no, it seems to be the second generation of officials?I just heard that liar call cheap father an adult...

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