Mixing ancient times with Taobao

Chapter 69 Invulnerability

A group of soldiers replaced the new equipment with doubts in their eyes.

The Taoist said that wearing this thing would make him invulnerable, is it true?

Just as he was wondering, Guan Yu himself put on the stab-proof suit, inserted the bullet-proof ceramic insert into the stab-proof suit, patted his chest and said to Bai Zhuo: "Come on, come on, Bai Baihu, you're welcome, just take the spear bucket."

Bai Zhuoyan swallowed his saliva, a little bit hesitant to let go.

Killing people on the battlefield is one thing, but stabbing people for no reason takes courage.

"It's okay, just stab it in the chest, come on, don't be afraid, stab it hard!"

Guan Yu repeatedly patted his chest, his appearance was very convincing.

"Then, then I stabbed..."

Bai Zhuoyan swallowed hard, then gave a sharp drink, and stabbed at Guan Yu with his spear.Everyone's eyes widened, and some timid ones even exclaimed in shock. Some women directly covered their eyes, fearing that the old god's blood would splatter three feet and die on the spot.

however……

Something amazing happened!

Guan Yu took a few steps back, but nothing happened!The expression on Shen Zai Zai's face even looked a little beating.Bai Zhuoyan was stunned for a while, and suddenly raised his spear and stabbed violently!This time Guan Yu snorted and took a few steps back, but Ren was fine!

This is a sensation!
"Really, it's really invulnerable!"

"This is going to fight, so it's not invincible?!"

"The Taoist priest is really a fairy! This is a treasure!"

"If we all wear this to beat Tartars, why don't we beat those Tartars to the point of crying?!"

Morale suddenly became very high, and some people even shouted slogans to defeat Zhou Shichang!Well, Mr. Zuo, the parents of food and clothing, was bullied by Zhou Shichang, and their military pay was deducted, so it is definitely politically correct to overthrow Zhou Shilang!
Zuo Dayou saw that his eyes were shining, he touched his chin and thought to himself: With these magic weapons of the fairy family, coupled with the method of body training of the fairy family and the method of marching and forming formations, the emperor will not be afraid of harming the prince!Can kill a bloody path at any time, and then run out! !

A group of soldiers put on the new equipment, and then you looked at me and I looked at you, poking each other with the existing weapons in their hands, and then laughed happily, and a little pride came out in their hearts!
Looking around the world, who still has their awesome equipment?This is a fairy baby!Invulnerable!I heard that these good steels will also be made into treasured swords and distributed to them, and the Taoist priest has also designed an extremely powerful weapon. With these, and more troops, is it still necessary to be afraid that the court will bully them?Now it's up to them, the soldiers, to work hard!
The soldiers here were excited, and Guan Yu picked up another military engineering shovel, "Everyone is watching! This is called an engineering shovel, and it was made by the old master with great painstaking efforts. There are many uses for this thing. You just Look good..."

After digging, chopping wood, digging holes and other demonstrations, the panting Guanyu wiped the sweat from his brow, and said: "This thing can be fried in the open fire to eat chicken, and it can also stir-fry vegetables! If the weapon is dropped on the battlefield, it can still be used as a weapon... Look, if you pull it here, it will become longer, and you can chop the enemy; if you pull it back, you can directly greet the person's head, and you are sure to hit his parents. I don’t even know it, and I can cut off my head..."

Guan Yu's saliva splashed everywhere, and a group of military households were fascinated by listening to it, and their eyes were also glowing green, as if they felt that they had been blessed by gods, as long as they went to the field to kill the enemy, they could make meritorious deeds!

Zuo Dayou was a person who had been on the battlefield, seeing the light in the eyes of these soldiers, he was secretly happy.

This is morale!

A soldier who is not eager to go to war is not a good soldier!
Soldiers have always achieved success and wealth immediately. If they didn't have this desire, they would have a lot of cannon fodder on the battlefield!
"And this!"

Guan Yu took out another pack of compressed biscuits, tore open the wrapping paper with his teeth roughly, took a bite, and said: "This is the military ration researched by the old man, even the big belly man can eat two pieces for a meal." , this stuff is delicious, but you can't eat too much. Come, try it all..."

While speaking, he picked up a few more compressed biscuits, opened them, and let the military households taste them.

These military households are not that delicate, and they don't mind unhygienic hygiene. After taking a bite in turn, they all showed satisfied expressions.

This high-fat, high-sugar, moderate-salt biscuit is a novel experience for people of this era.Greasy, salty and sweet, how can people who have less oil in their stomachs not like it?
Thinking that there will be such good food to eat when marching and fighting in the future, the morale has increased for a while, and everyone feels that they have become stronger.

Sharp equipment, miraculous rations, if you can't fight this battle, you can die!Too useless!
However, when Guan Yu pried open a can of sardines, everyone's reaction was somewhat beyond Guan Yu's expectations.

These soldiers were silent, their eyes were a little red, and they all whispered: "The food is so good when marching and fighting, it will shorten your life..."

"That's right... it would be nice to have duck cakes like this..."

"That's right, soak this duck cake in boiling water, put some wild vegetables in it, and it's very comfortable to eat. We also give us fish to eat, and put it in a tin box. Will we make adults poor if we eat like this? ?”

Listening to the soldiers' comments, Guan Yu couldn't laugh or cry.In fact, he didn't quite understand why the gods in the sky prepared so much food for the soldiers.

It's good to be able to eat enough these days, but what about marching and fighting?This biscuit is oily, and sugar and salt are added, which is a very good treat!

It's just that Zuo Fu, as the agent of the gods in the world, naturally does what she tells him to do.As for whether you understand or not?unimportant!
"Okay! These things are not rare, just take them for you! They are only eaten during wars, and they are not usually available! Well, let me tell you, these are canned meat, and they are only eaten when marching and fighting. , Open the same way as canned fish. And this vegetable package, open the oil package, vegetable package, and seasoning package, pour them together and rinse them with hot water to eat... And this, this is canned fruit..."

As soon as this remark came out, the audience exploded, "What?! And fruit?! Are we going to fight a war or be a lord?!"

"Master Dao, we are very grateful for your help in this way! But, but this is too bad! We are all rough people, not so refined!"

Guan Yu pulled his face, and said: "Aren't you happy to give it to you?! Well, the old man takes it back and eats it himself!"

"What are you shouting about?!"

Zuo Dayou scolded: "It's all low bones! The Taoist priest got some good things for you, what's the matter?! Do you have any opinions?!"

"Big, my lord..."

Yu Er tremblingly said: "The little ones are naturally grateful... But, just feel, feel..."

"What do you feel?!"

Zuo Dayou stared, "Do you think it's better to get more food if you have this ability? Hmph!"

He snorted coldly, "There are a lot of small thoughts in my stomach?! The Taoist priest has his own reasons for doing this. You can eat it if you like it, and if you don't eat it, get out of here!"

(End of this chapter)