concubine auspicious
Chapter 117 Sleeping and Undressing
Chapter 117 Sleeping and Undressing
"Okay! That's what you said! You catch an earthworm, and I'll look at you and ask if it's a male or a female. If it doesn't answer, I will definitely punish you!" Huangfu Yuren said sternly.
Shrimp?no?
Gu Zhaohuan suddenly lost his smile, and he was extremely depressed, and his decadence reached thirty-five thousand miles under the sea.
And her hand was firmly grabbed by a certain evildoer.She immediately raised her heart, feeling that she would be taken up by him again at any time, thinking of that uncomfortable feeling, she felt nauseated again.
"Master! Stop! Stop, stop! Stop your invincible lightness!" She turned her head and looked at his handsome face.
Huangfu Yuren pursed his lips, and snorted coldly, "If you tell me to stop, I will stop? Then don't I lose face?"
"Okay! Then don't stop!" She had no choice but to cooperate with him and speak ironically.
Unexpectedly, he showed a triumphant smile. His originally handsome face looked like a devil at the moment, "You said it yourself! Don't blame me for bullying the servant girl!"
Before the words were finished, it was another step of luck, grabbing her arm and leading her to the woodshed.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..." In the air, Gu Zhaohuan screamed in pain.
In the blink of an eye, the two flew to the firewood room like ghosts.The handsome and relaxed Huangfu Yuren, who was full of spring breeze, formed a sharp contrast with Gu Zhaohuan, whose face was as pale as paper and his lips were purple.
"Boom—" the door of the firewood room was kicked open by Huangfu Yuren.
Gu Zhaohuan swallowed hard, and took a few steps forward.
Thousands of ideas that could be excused flashed through his mind quickly, and finally he had an inspiration.Jumping in front of Huangfu Yuren, she stretched out her hand and turned around in front of him, drawing circles.
"Master! According to the encyclopedia records - the body of an earthworm is divided into many body segments, and internal organs are found in each body segment. It feeds on decaying organisms in the soil, and swallows a large amount of soil, sand, and tiny stone chips while eating. The daily food intake and excretion of earthworms are equal to their body weight. However, earthworms are hermaphrodites, but cross-fertilization is required."
"All in all, all in all, there is no distinction between male and female earthworms!"
"Master! 3838 has finished answering! I wonder if the master is satisfied!"
Seeing that he didn't respond, Gu Zhaohuan anxiously explained again, "In layman's terms, it is neither male nor female, and is in the state of an 'animal demon'!"
"Finished?" Huangfu Yuren looked at her expressionlessly.
"It's over!" She nodded honestly, but she was worried.
He turned around quietly, and the moment he walked out of the yard of the firewood house, a ghostly voice came, "Earthworms don't have males and females? Then separate the snakes according to males and females!"
"Extraordinary! Take her there!"
"Yes! Master!" Mo Bufan also fell from the sky like his master.
Gu Zhaohuan felt that she was going crazy, she roared, "I'm not alive! I'm going to die—"
Mo Bufan approached her, but Fangzheng's facial features were not moved by the sadness on her face.
"I'm not going! I really have to! Don't come here!"
"Okay! I'll be honest with you and let me be lenient. In fact, I'm most afraid of snakes!"
"Master! You are so burly and tall, do you have the nerve to let me, a weak little maid, face the devastation of thousands and hundreds of snakes alone?"
Gu Zhaohuan was so aggrieved that he felt goosebumps all over his body when he thought of that disgusting reptile.
"Sorry! I only listen to the young master! 3838! I'll take you there, or you should follow me!" Mo Bufan remained unmoved with a coffin face.
KAO!Your uncle is as hard-hearted as his master!
Gu Zhaohuan couldn't take it anymore, she put her hands on her hips angrily, and shouted, "Hey! Take me away! But not to meet those snakes! I'm going to meet that monstrous young master of yours!"
Mo Bufan was slightly taken aback, and the corners of his mouth curled up on his rigid square face, "Little girl! You really have to go see the young master? Are you sure? Do you want to think about it again?"
"Take me there!" Although she felt uneasy in her heart, she couldn't take back the water that was thrown out if she said go!
As soon as the words fell, she was picked up like a chicken and flew into the air.
"Help - I don't want to fly around! I'm dizzy!"
In the most remote gloomy corner of the villa, there are overgrown grass and dark tombs.
There was a slight chill in the tomb, and the person had not yet approached, but already felt the bone-chilling coldness.
Mo Bufan threw her in without mercy, but respectfully shouted into the depths of the tomb, "Young master! Maid 3838 refuses to divide the snake into male and female, she insists on coming to see the young master!"
After he reported the situation, he swiped and disappeared.
In the depths of the tomb, Gu Zhaohuan's painful groans could be heard vaguely.
"Oh, hello! It hurts! Please! I am a person of flesh and blood! Not a toy! I fell to pieces!" She complained as she climbed up from the frozen ground.
Because of the cold, she put her arms around her arms.
"It's so cold and cold—" The upper and lower teeth began to chatter automatically, and she walked forward with some fear.
At the end of the tomb, a naked man with a bare back suppressed the breath of his surroundings, and sat down in the cold ice pool.And he actually had a rosy face, as if he was enjoying it very much.
"You are brave enough! Come here and wipe my back now!" Huangfu Yuren said in a deep voice with his eyes closed, his back turned to her.
Gu Zhaohuan narrowed his eyes slightly, feeling that he was too cold.Seeing the blue and white pattern on his back that looks like a dragon and a snake, he said in surprise, "Young grandpa, grandpa—you're quite fashionable—"
"Surprisingly—tattoo body—although the pattern case—a little bit ugly——"
It was so cold that he could not speak clearly.
When Huangfu Yuren heard her words, he suddenly frowned his handsome eyebrows.
At this moment, his voice sounded a little surprised and excited, "3838! Aren't you afraid of the thing on my back? Don't you think it's scary and frightening?"
This hideous pattern, which looks like a ghost, has been frightening since birth.
It is a symbol that he is ashamed of!
Gu Zhaohuan just felt that the temperature in the tomb made him too cold, so he said shiveringly, "Young grandpa, grandpa—your tattooed body—isn't scary ahhhhhh—"
"Yeah yeah - a little bit ugly - to me - that Shar Pei dog - a little bit like -"
"Dog?" His tone froze, and he spit out a word suspiciously.
Gu Zhaohuan realized that he had said the wrong thing again, and quickly changed his words, "It's not a dog dog—young grandpa—how could it be like a dog—it should be a dog dog—and the young grandpa—"
扼~
As soon as I finished speaking, I found that it was still extremely inappropriate!
At this moment, Gu Zhaohuan really wanted to bite off her tongue, why did she always say the wrong thing?
For the first time, Huangfu Yuren didn't care about her, he turned his back to her, only showing his strong and straight back.And she couldn't see his expression, there was a sinister smile on the corner of his mouth that made people feel sinister.
A deep male voice resounded coldly in the grave, echoing endlessly, "3838! Come here and wipe my back now!"
"Yes yes yes—Master—"
Gu Zhaohuan was a little thankful that he survived this time, and walked towards him.But the chill from the soles of her feet rushed to the top of her head, making her sneezed uncontrollably.
"Ah--" a very indecent voice sounded.
As soon as she approached the ice pond, she bent down, ready to wipe the back of the monstrous young master.Searching left and right, after searching for a long time, I frowned suspiciously, but there was not even a towel!
"Grandpa, grandpa—there is no towel—" she said cautiously.
In an instant, Huangfu Yuren turned around, stretched out his arms, and grabbed her whole body into the ice pool.She fell into the pool, splashing splashes, and the cold air was even stronger.
"Ahhh—hmm—"
She obviously didn't react, the whole body had sunk into the ice pool, choking on the cold water.
"Haha! Interesting! A long-haired drowning chicken!" Huangfu Yuren cried out happily when he saw her drenched and embarrassed appearance.
Gu Zhaohuan leaned out from the ice pool, his originally rolled up bun was messed up.The plain skirt was clinging to her delicate body because of the water, and the bone-piercing chill made her face flush, which actually made her look extremely bright.
"You you you you you! You!" She was so aggrieved that she pointed at his nose "you" for a long time.
But he looked indifferent to watching a good show, and raised his eyebrows and asked, "You've become a drowned chicken! I saw it!"
"What a big chicken! You dog!"
"You really think you are the young master, you are amazing! Let me tell you! I am a maid with human rights!"
Gu Zhaohuan glared at him angrily, and his anger burst out instantly.
The moment the words were spoken, Gu Zhaohuan received two shots of cold light.
Suddenly, the coolness in her heart was a thousand times faster than the coolness in her body, and she felt that she was in a catastrophe.
Damn!help!Can time be turned back?She wants NG shots!
The originally happy handsome face on Huangfu Yuren's face no longer existed, only a haze remained.He stared at her closely, with waves brewing in his eyes, as if his eyes could swallow her up.
In the end, he spat out a few words heavily, "Say it again!"
"Just say it! I'm not afraid of you! Don't think that you are a young master, you are great! I am protected by the Taiwan government of China in the 21st century and have human rights!"
She puffed out her chest, and her proud expression was like a proud fighting cock.
"Taiwan, China?" Huangfu Yuren showed an extremely disdainful expression, and said quietly again, "Hmph! What kind of small subsidiary country! I have never heard of it!"
"If you talk too much, I'll order people to destroy that country!" He said arrogantly.
Gu Zhaohuan's patriotic enthusiasm exploded. She waved her ridiculous little fist and shouted loudly, "I tell you! China is very powerful! You idiot! What do you know!"
"I love China ahhhhh-I want to go back ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-"
"I love fortune-telling——I am the 120th and sixth generation descendant of the Gu clan——"
Maybe it was too excited, maybe the cold water in the ice pond was too depressing.Her surging voice echoed in the tomb, and suddenly stopped, only the reverberation echoed.When he rolled his eyes, he suddenly passed out.
Huangfu Yuren looked down at the little maid who was lying on his chest, his eyes suddenly sparkled.
The pleasant early spring has just passed, and the wind of summer is ushered in, but it is not yet hot.
Mo Bufan has been waiting in the front yard of the Unknown Hall. He has been looking up at the cat sleeping on the edge of the wall for a long time.Suddenly, the cat trembled all over, jumped up and ran away.
He finally looked away, lowered his head and shouted respectfully, "Master! You are back! Do you want some snacks!"
"Extraordinary! I found a fun little thing!" Huangfu Yuren's voice came from the wind.
After a while, Wei'an's tall figure flashed in the front yard.
He was wearing a white robe with his chest half open, revealing his fair but strong chest.But in his arms, he unexpectedly held the unconscious and drenched little maid.
Her long hair entangled him, making it impossible to tell who was who.
Mo Bufan raised his head, curious about the young master's actions, but said in a deep voice, "Master! Is this the young master's new pet!"
"Huh? Don't Bufan think she's a very interesting little thing? Especially when she's angry and nervous!" He said, tsk-tsk admiration.
Mo Bufan twitched the corner of his mouth and remained silent, "..."
Angry, scared, nervous...
When will his young master be normal?Why!
After that, Gu Zhaohuan, who unfortunately fell into the ice pool, became seriously ill.
The high fever that lasted for three days and three nights made her cheeks flush.The serious problem is that until today, she still shows no sign of improvement.
In the wing room, Gu Zhaohuan was lying sickly on the big bed.
Huangfu Yuren saw her ruddy face, difficulty in breathing, and a pair of green eyes glowing, but said with interest, "Extraordinary! Don't you think she looks good like this?"
"..." Mo Bufan behind him was stunned for a moment, and finally had no choice but to silently agree.
God!Why is his young master always so different!
"Dead evildoer... evildoer...don't die...harmful..." Gu Zhaohuan on the big bed only yelled these words since he was in a coma.
Huangfu Yuren was full of interest, propped his chin, sat on the edge of the bed and looked at her.
And the more he looked at it, the more fascinated he became, obviously unable to extricate himself.
Her long eyelashes, bright red lips, furrowed brows, muttered angry voice, and the way she was entangled in pain all made him feel so cute.
"Extraordinary! Look quickly! Isn't she cute like this?" He asked in a deep voice, with excitement in his tone.
Mo Bufan glanced at him with his head open, lowered his head, and sighed, "Master! If maid 3838 doesn't get treated, I'm afraid she won't survive tonight!"
"En? Why?" Huangfu Yuren frowned and asked.
"Master! The water in the cold pool is absolutely irresistible to ordinary people! If the young master doesn't save her, I'm afraid the young master's new pet will die!" Mo Bufan reminded kindly.
Why!How could a normal person take a bath in the cold ice dug from the thousand-year-old snow-capped mountains?
It is estimated that there is only his young master in the whole world!
Huangfu Yuren frowned, and said childishly, "Dead? That's not okay! I haven't played enough yet! Extraordinary! You go out first! I'm going to save my little thing!"
"Yes! Master!" Mo Bufan replied in a deep voice, and exited the wing very obediently.
The moment the door closed, he turned his head and glanced, and there was not a single leaf in the trees all over the yard.
When will I see a normal tree in the yard?
In the wing room, Huangfu Yuren got up and sat cross-legged on the big bed.
And he took off her clothes in two or three strokes, but he was not moved by her fair and crystal clear skin.
The big palm suddenly exerted strength and hit her back.His other hand held her soft waist.
Gu Zhaohuan only felt the abnormal heat in her body, she opened her heavy eyelids sleepily, feeling exhausted all over.Seeing the extremely handsome face in front of him, he instinctively frowned.
"Hey! I have nothing to do, what are you doing so good-looking! I..."
Before he could finish speaking, there was a sweet taste in his throat, but a mouthful of blood spit out on his body, and some even spattered on his face.
When Gu Zhaohuan was dizzy, he said painfully, "You have become a Dalmatians!"
Ever since Huangfu Yuren helped her get rid of the cold, after only a few days of cultivation, Gu Zhaohuan has regained her previous radiance and vitality.
扼~
It is only a matter of flying over the eaves and walls, going to the sky and entering the earth, climbing mountains and wading.
At this moment, as soon as Mo Bufan went out to do some errands, he sent someone to send a message to Gu Zhaohuan.
"What did you say? That young master actually went on a hunger strike? Is he a three-year-old child?" Upon hearing the news, Gu Zhaohuan widened his eyes in disbelief and exclaimed.
please!How could a man of his age refuse to eat?
"Meow-"
"Wang woo—"
From time to time, cats and dogs whimpered and wailed in pain.
Gu Zhaohuan tossed the lock of long hair on his chest behind his back, turned around, and walked towards the backyard with big strides.Hearing this shrill voice, one can know that that evildoer is there again torturing kittens and puppies!
Let cats learn to swim and dogs learn to climb trees!
She walked towards the backyard confidently, with a bright smile on her lips.
Starting today, she will wash away her shame and aspire to become a world-class demon-subduing master!
By the time Gu Zhaohuan came to the backyard, the cat and dog had long since disappeared.
The bare tree branches and the colorful cockscombs all over the yard are even missing the cockscombs.Originally it was the season of summer, and it should be shaded by trees, a very cool picture, but here there is only desolation full of courtyards.
Gu Zhaohuan looked up and saw that tall and straight figure.
And his handsome white jade side face, as well as the slightly confused and perplexed expression on his face, are extraordinarily delicate and charming, making people feel beautiful.
If he wasn't an evildoer, looking at him from a distance like this, he would really be a top-notch guy!
Gu Zhaohuan walked behind him, and glanced at the table of small dishes in the pavilion.She turned her head, also silently, just looking at the blue sky in the direction of his gaze.What catches your eyes?
Finally couldn't help but whispered, "Master! Hunger strike is an idiot's act!"
"Oh!" Huangfu Yuren said sullenly, and then spit out the words of a dead man, "3838! Why do people have to eat?"
"Because people will be hungry! If you are hungry, you need to eat. If you don't eat, you have no strength. If you don't have strength, how can you bully those cats, dogs, and people who toss the villa!"
"But why do you have to eat in the morning, eat at noon, and eat at night!"
He didn't look away, still looking at the clear blue.
Gu Zhaohuan thought about it for a while, pulled the corners of his mouth stiff, and said against his will, "Because the young master will bully people in the morning, at noon, and at night!"
When she was still thinking about how to make him eat smoothly, Huangfu Yuren suddenly lowered his head and looked at her beside him.
"So that's how it is! I've decided not to bully others in the future!" He grinned, but his smile was very mischievous.
"Huh?" She raised her eyebrows.
"I'll only bully you in the future! Well! 3838! Your name is so nice! 3838!" He said, turned and walked to the pavilion to prepare for dinner.
Finally, a certain young master finally finished his meal, and finally solved the important problem of whether he can continue to survive.At this moment, Huangfu Yuren was standing alone in the courtyard again, raising his head to look at the blue sky.
see again?On that piece of sky, what is there to see?Are evildoers all this strange?
Gu Zhaohuan shook her head, she only knew that the task assigned to her by Mo Bufan had been completed, and now she started to clean up the dishes on the table.
Being a servant girl is a life of evil!
She was angrily depressed, but suddenly her hands froze and she stopped moving.Hey?Why does she seem to be getting more and more self-conscious?Could it be that she has been enslaved?Or is she used to the ancient life?
Damn it!Summer is coming, there is neither ice cream nor ice watermelon here, how can we live!
Thinking about it this way, the haze became even more intense.
As soon as he picked up the tray, he turned around and looked up, but the handsome male face was magnified in front of his eyes.She panicked in fright, and the tray fell to the ground with a "bang--" and the crisp sound continued.
Gu Zhaohuan stared at him sadly, "Master! Don't suddenly appear in front of others like a ghost! Don't you know that people who scare people can scare people to death?"
While complaining, he squatted down and carefully picked up the debris.
"hiss--"
Suddenly, a green snake swam from nowhere in the pavilion, but its head was white, which was very strange.It licked its tongue lightly, and swam toward them in an "S" shape.
Seeing the snake, Gu Zhaohuan immediately got goosebumps all over his body, quickly put down the fragments in his hand, and stood up abruptly.
"Young grandpa——there is a snake—and this snake is ugly—"
"Hiss hiss!" The little snake snorted with some dissatisfaction.
"Quick! Master! Use all your skills in dealing with cats and dogs, and drive away the snake!" She said, grabbing his sleeves.
Huangfu Yuren didn't respond to the snake at first, he glanced sideways at the hand holding his sleeve.Seeing her frightened expression, suddenly, a gloomy light brewed in her eyes again.
He turned his head, met the little green snake, and frowned slightly.
"Hiss, hiss? Hiss~~~"
The little green snake seemed to have sensed it, and its black bead-like eyes gleamed with grievance.Suddenly jumped up and flew towards Gu Zhaohuan.
"Help! There are snakes! Don't come here! Didn't you see the evil young master here!"
Seeing the snake flying towards her, Gu Zhaohuan screamed and jumped up in fright.And her hands and feet were clinging to a certain young master indecently, like a koala.
"Hiss, hiss~~~" The little green snake actually changed its direction in mid-air, and rushed towards Huangfu Yuren.
The snake body wrapped around his feet, looking very intimate.
"What is it! Help! How can a snake act like a baby!" Gu Zhaohuan quickly jumped off his body, took a few big steps back, and roared loudly.
Huangfu Yuren looked down at the snake coiled around his feet, and said lazily, "One! You're disobedient again!"
"One by one? It has a name? Young master! Don't tell me, this is your pet!" Gu Zhaohuan opened his mouth in disbelief when he heard what he called the snake.
"It's not a pet! It's a friend!"
Huangfu Yuren just glanced at the snake under his feet, and turned his head to the side sullenly.
And this little action of his gave her the feeling that she was a little... embarrassing... shy?
"Friend...friend? It? This snake?" She stretched out her finger and pointed at the little green snake. After much deliberation, she couldn't hook it up with her friend, thinking about it like modern people's obsession with pets. .
Seeing the master's reaction, the little green snake was obviously a little excited.
The body revolved around his feet, and the little pink tongue spat out, "Hiss~~hiss~~"
Oh MGD!What a monster!
The enchanting young master has an enchanting "friend"—it turns out to be a snake that can act like a baby, and its name is "One"!
play mahjong?Why not call it "Yaoji"?
Thinking of this, Gu Zhaohuan raised his head brightly, looked at the reptile that made him feel scared again, and swallowed, "Master! I'm going to clean up the pieces of the plate!"
"So?" He didn't have the slightest sense of self-consciousness, and he refused to give way.
thick!It's really not that thick-skinned as usual!
She frowned, and put her hands on her hips, "So please give way, young master! If your snake scares me, I will clean up very slowly in a while!"
"And then?" He was still confused.
"Then the time for the young master to torture me will be reduced! In order to allow the young master to torture me for a while, please let the young master give way!" She said against her will, eager to clear the plate.
Maid life!If you don't clean up quickly, Nanny Gui's mouth will nag her to death.
Huangfu Yuren pursed his lips, saw the debris all over the floor, and then shifted his gaze to her face.After a long while, he took a few big steps backwards, and for the first time chose to back down and get out of the way.
"It's more or less the same!" Gu Zhaohuan nodded with satisfaction, and knelt down to pick up the pieces.
"Hiss? Hiss~~hiss——"
The little green snake hovering over his feet suddenly made a strange sound, and in an instant, it flew towards Gu Zhaohuan.
"what is this!"
Gu Zhaohuan was burying his head in packing up the debris, when he suddenly felt the half of his exposed wrist feel cool and slippery at the folded sleeve.
She looked down and saw the weird little green snake, "Hissssssssssss~~"
"I'm most afraid of snakes..." Gu Zhaohuan's eyes blurred and he passed out.
The little green snake didn't seem to expect such an exaggerated reaction from the human being, and turned its head to face its master, its dark eyes full of grievances.
"One! Like this maid?" Huangfu Yuren approached her and squatted down.
"Hiss!" The little green snake shook its head.
Huangfu Yuren turned his head, looked at Gu Zhaohuan who was unconscious on the ground, and stretched out his hand to brush away the messy strands of hair on her face, "Then sleep with her the next one!"
"Hiss!" The little green snake twisted its body happily.
"En~"
"So soft—"
"So slippery—"
"It still feels a bit icy—"
Gu Zhaohuan, who had passed out, was carried into the wing by someone, and at the moment she was sleeping with a face full of enjoyment.And around her wrist, the little green snake with a white head was still entangled.
"Hiss~~~" The little green snake seemed quite proud of her murmured praise, and its eyes shone with joy.
"Soft?...Slippery?...Ice?..."
Gu Zhaohuan frowned instantly, and opened his eyes suddenly.
She looked down at her left hand, and it turned out to be the one that made her faint from fright!And it was happily entwining her wrist, spinning its body around and approaching her.
"Help me—"
"Don't come here again! I beg you! I beg you!"
"From birth to now, I have never eaten snake meat. It shows how kind and compassionate I am, please don't turn around again! I am really very timid!"
Sure enough, the little green snake no longer turned its body forward, but it didn't leave either, but the eyes were moved, "Hiss!"
Gu Zhaohuan really couldn't cry, and couldn't laugh.
What a mess!
A snake can understand human language!Could it be that it was domesticated by the enchanting young master?So turned into a human snake?
"Boom—" A large piece of the roof collapsed, the rubble was scattered, and dust was flying.
"3838! Starting today, one will sleep with you!"
Huangfu Yuren actually stepped on the roof and flew down.He turned his head to look at the woman lying straight on the big bed, not daring to move, and the very happy snake.
"What? Why does it want to sleep with me?" Gu Zhaohuan was astonished by his violent actions, but even more astonished by what he said.
KAO!When she is what ah!
Escort?To play and chat, but also to sleep with him?What's more, the person who slept with her was actually a snake!
Huangfu Yuren didn't pay attention to her astonishment, and looked at the little snake with green eyes, "3838! When you sleep at night, you'd better be careful! If you crush one to death, you just wait to collect the corpse!"
How dare you threaten her?
It's too ripe! It's too ripe!And she couldn't take it anymore!My wife is fighting!
Not knowing where the courage and guts came from, Gu Zhaohuan suddenly got up from the bed and grabbed the snake frantically. The slippery feeling in her hand made her a little disgusted.
Maybe it was too hard, but the snake actually spit out its pink tongue, and it was a little suspicious of rolling its eyes.
"Hiss..."
Throwing his hand forward, he casually threw the snake at him. Gu Zhaohuan's eyes burst into rage, and he roared, "Stop talking nonsense! Kill me now! There is no need to collect the corpse!"
"Let me tell you! Threats are useless to me! Anyway, my old lady is a little tired of living in this ancient times!"
"Hurry up! I'm afraid of pain! Come on!"
As she spoke, she closed her eyes with a look of generosity.
Due to the terrifying power she erupted in an instant, the little green snake was thrown on his chest.Then it fell heavily to the ground, making a "pop--" sound.
It curled itself up into a ball, sticking out its little tongue sadly, "Hissing——"
Finding that no one was paying attention, he bowed his body again and crawled into the corner like a worm to heal his wounds.
Now, it was Huangfu Yuren's turn to be stunned.
"Hey! Master!"
"I'm tired of waiting like this! If you want to die, give it a good time! Hey? Just use your white sword and cut a knife on my neck! Take it easy! Give it a quick death!"
Gu Zhaohuan pursed his mouth and closed his eyes tightly, with an expression of "death is relatively clean".
But Huangfu Yuren who was standing in front of her suddenly frowned when he heard "dead" on the left and "dead" on the right.A trace of displeasure and irritability appeared on the handsome white jade face.
"Master! My neck is a little sore! Let me die!" But she was still chattering on the sidelines.
Without even thinking about it, Huangfu Yuren suddenly bent down and kissed her lips.But he just blocked her mouth, and didn't make any further moves.
"Shut up! I don't want to hear you talking now! If you keep nagging, I'll throw you into the snake den!"
"..." When Gu Zhaohuan heard the word "snake", he was taken aback for a moment, and stopped speaking knowingly, and didn't speak anymore.
After a while, she couldn't bear it anymore.
"Young master! Can you move your mouth away from mine? Last time I caught a cold and my nose was a little stuffy! So you affected my breathing! If I don't die, I will die!"
When Huangfu Yuren heard her words, he moved his mouth away from hers.He lowered his head and stared at her two magnificent lips, a blush suddenly appeared on his fair and handsome face.
"..." Seeing his reaction, a certain woman couldn't help swallowing.
The little green snake squirmed again and wanted to swim back to the two of them, "Hissssss~~"
"If you don't want to be strangled to death by me, just keep quiet!" Gu Zhaohuan saw the snake's little movements with sharp eyes, she turned her head, and gave it a vicious look, with a ferocious look without any love.
"Hissing——" After receiving her terrifying attention, it curled its body into a ball again.
Gu Zhaohuan nodded in satisfaction, looking at the little snake with a grim smile on his lips.
She raised her head and said to the evildoer in front of her, "Master! Maid 3838 is going to wash the dishes now! If there is nothing else, I will go!"
After she finished speaking with a narrow smile, she took a big step to the side and walked out of the wing.
Huangfu Yuren suddenly moved, stretched out his hand, and grabbed her back to his side effortlessly.Xu Shi used too much force, and even heard the crisp sound of bones "creaking".
"You kissed me just now, do you want to leave?" There was a trace of gloom in his voice.
Gu Zhaohuan frowned instantly, her arm was so painful that she couldn't speak.
"I..." It hurts!
"You..." Let go!
"3838! Since you kissed me just now, you must follow me every step of the way from now on! Eat, drink, and play with me! Do you hear me?"
Huangfu Yuren raised a big smile, showing his white teeth.
Gu Zhaohuan no longer cared about what he was saying, his whole face was twisted into a ball, "I didn't hear it!"
"My hand is dislocated! If you don't let go, I will become disabled! Did you hear me?"
"Dislocated?" He murmured these two unfamiliar words, "Does it hurt?"
Hearing his nonchalant inquiry, Gu Zhaohuan couldn't help but rolled his eyes, took a breath, but pouted his mouth and growled, "Master! Let your hand be broken, does it hurt you?"
nonsense!It's just nonsense!
However, Huangfu Yuren let out an indifferent "Oh", and the strength in his hands increased slightly, and he asked threateningly, "I'll ask you one more time! 3838! Really didn't hear it?"
The tears accumulated in her eyes finally fell, and she burst into tears with pain, "I heard it! Now you can let go of my hand!"
Only then did Huangfu Yuren stretch his brows, and at the same time as her words fell, she suddenly moved.She moved her wrist sensitively, only to hear two "creaks", and her hand was taken back in an instant.
"I can't be disabled!" He uttered two words stiffly.
"Huh?" Gu Zhaohuan's eyes widened in disbelief.
I was still a little suspicious in my heart, but I saw the hateful expression on his face.Withdrawing his gaze, he gently shook his hand, and found that the heart-wrenching pain just now was completely empty at this moment?
"Hey? Strange! Why doesn't it hurt anymore? What's the matter?" Gu Zhaohuan suddenly smiled.
"Now I'm sleepy! I want to sleep!" He narrowed his eyes slightly, and his voice was also tired.
"Oh!" She nodded.
Huangfu Yuren turned around and inadvertently glanced at the snake in the corner.The little snake jumped up like flying, and curled up on his feet, with the look of "death will follow you".
"..." She twitched the corners of her mouth, and found that she still couldn't accept these two monsters.
"3838! Why didn't you follow me?" Huangfu Yuren, who had already walked through the door, suddenly stopped and turned to look at her gloomily.
Gu Zhaohuan let out an "ah" and opened his mouth wide, "Why do I have to follow the young master!"
He went to bed, what did she do with him?
"Because you want to sleep with me! Come here!" Huangfu Yuren said angrily, with an evil smile on his lips.
After speaking, he stretched out a hand, and the palm wind sucked her whole body.
"Wow--"
"I - don't - sleep with - ah -"
"My old lady will kill me! Don't you know that a girl's innocence is very important! Help—"
Huangfu Yuren grabbed her out of the wing room and jumped up, and came to his bedroom with two clicks.He didn't show any sympathy for the fragrance and cherish the jade, just like this he threw her whole body onto the big bed with the strength of his palm.
And the evil smile on the corner of his mouth was even worse.
"It hurts—" Gu Zhaohuan frowned again and yelled sadly.
Although it was a soft big bed, it would still hit the bones when it was thrown so violently.She is very suspicious now that she will be tortured to death by him one day, if she doesn't die now, she will die one day in the future.
She will die sooner or later. Could it be that she is really a beauty?Woo--
KAO!Which uncle in the family told her fate back then?She also said that she was born with wealth and honor!All are P words!One day, if he can return to modern times alive, he must copy his house.
If he is dead, go to the grave!
Gu Zhaohuan lowered his head and rubbed his wrists, finally saw the big bed clearly from the corner of his eye.
Four words suddenly flashed in my mind—Antique?
Suddenly, my memory suddenly played back to that disgusting night.A very enchanting man, and a man and a woman in Makelove?Ah boring!It should be "Acacia"!
Thinking about it, Gu Zhaohuan raised his head again in shock, looked at the man in front of him, and suddenly yelled.
"what--"
Could it be that he was that enchanting man that day?
"It's so noisy! Shut up! If you call me again, I'll throw the snake into your mouth!" Huangfu Yuren was very tired. At this moment, he just wanted to sleep. When he heard a woman's yelling, he felt extremely displeased.
"Hiss, hiss? Hiss! Hiss!" Hearing his words, the little green snake's innocent head shook.In order to save his life, Xu De jumped from his feet into a corner and curled up into a ball.
As the saying goes, 36 strategies, it is the best policy to go!
Gu Zhaohuan hurriedly shut his mouth, but saw him undressing, and jumped up from the bed again.Pointing at his half-open chest with trembling hands, "You, you, you... what do you want?"
"Sleep!" He continued to move his hands without lifting his head.
In an instant, the silk white clothes had been taken off, and he flung them aside, dismissively throwing them on the ground.
Huangfu Yuren only wore a pair of fur trousers all over his body. He had a tall and straight body without any flesh, a strong chest, and fair skin.Coupled with that handsome face like white jade, plus a wicked smile?
"Sleep when you sleep! Then why are you taking off your clothes!" Gu Zhaohuan yelled loudly again, but his pretty face turned pale the moment he took off his clothes.
Cool!Model body!Take a photo and take it to Hyundai, it will definitely sell well!
"Nonsense! Who wears clothes to sleep? Do you wear clothes to sleep?"
Huangfu Yuren saw that her face was very red, like a pepper, and remembering that she said just now that she had a stuffy nose due to the cold, she asked suspiciously, "Why is your face so red? Do you have a fever again?"
(End of this chapter)
"Okay! That's what you said! You catch an earthworm, and I'll look at you and ask if it's a male or a female. If it doesn't answer, I will definitely punish you!" Huangfu Yuren said sternly.
Shrimp?no?
Gu Zhaohuan suddenly lost his smile, and he was extremely depressed, and his decadence reached thirty-five thousand miles under the sea.
And her hand was firmly grabbed by a certain evildoer.She immediately raised her heart, feeling that she would be taken up by him again at any time, thinking of that uncomfortable feeling, she felt nauseated again.
"Master! Stop! Stop, stop! Stop your invincible lightness!" She turned her head and looked at his handsome face.
Huangfu Yuren pursed his lips, and snorted coldly, "If you tell me to stop, I will stop? Then don't I lose face?"
"Okay! Then don't stop!" She had no choice but to cooperate with him and speak ironically.
Unexpectedly, he showed a triumphant smile. His originally handsome face looked like a devil at the moment, "You said it yourself! Don't blame me for bullying the servant girl!"
Before the words were finished, it was another step of luck, grabbing her arm and leading her to the woodshed.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..." In the air, Gu Zhaohuan screamed in pain.
In the blink of an eye, the two flew to the firewood room like ghosts.The handsome and relaxed Huangfu Yuren, who was full of spring breeze, formed a sharp contrast with Gu Zhaohuan, whose face was as pale as paper and his lips were purple.
"Boom—" the door of the firewood room was kicked open by Huangfu Yuren.
Gu Zhaohuan swallowed hard, and took a few steps forward.
Thousands of ideas that could be excused flashed through his mind quickly, and finally he had an inspiration.Jumping in front of Huangfu Yuren, she stretched out her hand and turned around in front of him, drawing circles.
"Master! According to the encyclopedia records - the body of an earthworm is divided into many body segments, and internal organs are found in each body segment. It feeds on decaying organisms in the soil, and swallows a large amount of soil, sand, and tiny stone chips while eating. The daily food intake and excretion of earthworms are equal to their body weight. However, earthworms are hermaphrodites, but cross-fertilization is required."
"All in all, all in all, there is no distinction between male and female earthworms!"
"Master! 3838 has finished answering! I wonder if the master is satisfied!"
Seeing that he didn't respond, Gu Zhaohuan anxiously explained again, "In layman's terms, it is neither male nor female, and is in the state of an 'animal demon'!"
"Finished?" Huangfu Yuren looked at her expressionlessly.
"It's over!" She nodded honestly, but she was worried.
He turned around quietly, and the moment he walked out of the yard of the firewood house, a ghostly voice came, "Earthworms don't have males and females? Then separate the snakes according to males and females!"
"Extraordinary! Take her there!"
"Yes! Master!" Mo Bufan also fell from the sky like his master.
Gu Zhaohuan felt that she was going crazy, she roared, "I'm not alive! I'm going to die—"
Mo Bufan approached her, but Fangzheng's facial features were not moved by the sadness on her face.
"I'm not going! I really have to! Don't come here!"
"Okay! I'll be honest with you and let me be lenient. In fact, I'm most afraid of snakes!"
"Master! You are so burly and tall, do you have the nerve to let me, a weak little maid, face the devastation of thousands and hundreds of snakes alone?"
Gu Zhaohuan was so aggrieved that he felt goosebumps all over his body when he thought of that disgusting reptile.
"Sorry! I only listen to the young master! 3838! I'll take you there, or you should follow me!" Mo Bufan remained unmoved with a coffin face.
KAO!Your uncle is as hard-hearted as his master!
Gu Zhaohuan couldn't take it anymore, she put her hands on her hips angrily, and shouted, "Hey! Take me away! But not to meet those snakes! I'm going to meet that monstrous young master of yours!"
Mo Bufan was slightly taken aback, and the corners of his mouth curled up on his rigid square face, "Little girl! You really have to go see the young master? Are you sure? Do you want to think about it again?"
"Take me there!" Although she felt uneasy in her heart, she couldn't take back the water that was thrown out if she said go!
As soon as the words fell, she was picked up like a chicken and flew into the air.
"Help - I don't want to fly around! I'm dizzy!"
In the most remote gloomy corner of the villa, there are overgrown grass and dark tombs.
There was a slight chill in the tomb, and the person had not yet approached, but already felt the bone-chilling coldness.
Mo Bufan threw her in without mercy, but respectfully shouted into the depths of the tomb, "Young master! Maid 3838 refuses to divide the snake into male and female, she insists on coming to see the young master!"
After he reported the situation, he swiped and disappeared.
In the depths of the tomb, Gu Zhaohuan's painful groans could be heard vaguely.
"Oh, hello! It hurts! Please! I am a person of flesh and blood! Not a toy! I fell to pieces!" She complained as she climbed up from the frozen ground.
Because of the cold, she put her arms around her arms.
"It's so cold and cold—" The upper and lower teeth began to chatter automatically, and she walked forward with some fear.
At the end of the tomb, a naked man with a bare back suppressed the breath of his surroundings, and sat down in the cold ice pool.And he actually had a rosy face, as if he was enjoying it very much.
"You are brave enough! Come here and wipe my back now!" Huangfu Yuren said in a deep voice with his eyes closed, his back turned to her.
Gu Zhaohuan narrowed his eyes slightly, feeling that he was too cold.Seeing the blue and white pattern on his back that looks like a dragon and a snake, he said in surprise, "Young grandpa, grandpa—you're quite fashionable—"
"Surprisingly—tattoo body—although the pattern case—a little bit ugly——"
It was so cold that he could not speak clearly.
When Huangfu Yuren heard her words, he suddenly frowned his handsome eyebrows.
At this moment, his voice sounded a little surprised and excited, "3838! Aren't you afraid of the thing on my back? Don't you think it's scary and frightening?"
This hideous pattern, which looks like a ghost, has been frightening since birth.
It is a symbol that he is ashamed of!
Gu Zhaohuan just felt that the temperature in the tomb made him too cold, so he said shiveringly, "Young grandpa, grandpa—your tattooed body—isn't scary ahhhhhh—"
"Yeah yeah - a little bit ugly - to me - that Shar Pei dog - a little bit like -"
"Dog?" His tone froze, and he spit out a word suspiciously.
Gu Zhaohuan realized that he had said the wrong thing again, and quickly changed his words, "It's not a dog dog—young grandpa—how could it be like a dog—it should be a dog dog—and the young grandpa—"
扼~
As soon as I finished speaking, I found that it was still extremely inappropriate!
At this moment, Gu Zhaohuan really wanted to bite off her tongue, why did she always say the wrong thing?
For the first time, Huangfu Yuren didn't care about her, he turned his back to her, only showing his strong and straight back.And she couldn't see his expression, there was a sinister smile on the corner of his mouth that made people feel sinister.
A deep male voice resounded coldly in the grave, echoing endlessly, "3838! Come here and wipe my back now!"
"Yes yes yes—Master—"
Gu Zhaohuan was a little thankful that he survived this time, and walked towards him.But the chill from the soles of her feet rushed to the top of her head, making her sneezed uncontrollably.
"Ah--" a very indecent voice sounded.
As soon as she approached the ice pond, she bent down, ready to wipe the back of the monstrous young master.Searching left and right, after searching for a long time, I frowned suspiciously, but there was not even a towel!
"Grandpa, grandpa—there is no towel—" she said cautiously.
In an instant, Huangfu Yuren turned around, stretched out his arms, and grabbed her whole body into the ice pool.She fell into the pool, splashing splashes, and the cold air was even stronger.
"Ahhh—hmm—"
She obviously didn't react, the whole body had sunk into the ice pool, choking on the cold water.
"Haha! Interesting! A long-haired drowning chicken!" Huangfu Yuren cried out happily when he saw her drenched and embarrassed appearance.
Gu Zhaohuan leaned out from the ice pool, his originally rolled up bun was messed up.The plain skirt was clinging to her delicate body because of the water, and the bone-piercing chill made her face flush, which actually made her look extremely bright.
"You you you you you! You!" She was so aggrieved that she pointed at his nose "you" for a long time.
But he looked indifferent to watching a good show, and raised his eyebrows and asked, "You've become a drowned chicken! I saw it!"
"What a big chicken! You dog!"
"You really think you are the young master, you are amazing! Let me tell you! I am a maid with human rights!"
Gu Zhaohuan glared at him angrily, and his anger burst out instantly.
The moment the words were spoken, Gu Zhaohuan received two shots of cold light.
Suddenly, the coolness in her heart was a thousand times faster than the coolness in her body, and she felt that she was in a catastrophe.
Damn!help!Can time be turned back?She wants NG shots!
The originally happy handsome face on Huangfu Yuren's face no longer existed, only a haze remained.He stared at her closely, with waves brewing in his eyes, as if his eyes could swallow her up.
In the end, he spat out a few words heavily, "Say it again!"
"Just say it! I'm not afraid of you! Don't think that you are a young master, you are great! I am protected by the Taiwan government of China in the 21st century and have human rights!"
She puffed out her chest, and her proud expression was like a proud fighting cock.
"Taiwan, China?" Huangfu Yuren showed an extremely disdainful expression, and said quietly again, "Hmph! What kind of small subsidiary country! I have never heard of it!"
"If you talk too much, I'll order people to destroy that country!" He said arrogantly.
Gu Zhaohuan's patriotic enthusiasm exploded. She waved her ridiculous little fist and shouted loudly, "I tell you! China is very powerful! You idiot! What do you know!"
"I love China ahhhhh-I want to go back ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-"
"I love fortune-telling——I am the 120th and sixth generation descendant of the Gu clan——"
Maybe it was too excited, maybe the cold water in the ice pond was too depressing.Her surging voice echoed in the tomb, and suddenly stopped, only the reverberation echoed.When he rolled his eyes, he suddenly passed out.
Huangfu Yuren looked down at the little maid who was lying on his chest, his eyes suddenly sparkled.
The pleasant early spring has just passed, and the wind of summer is ushered in, but it is not yet hot.
Mo Bufan has been waiting in the front yard of the Unknown Hall. He has been looking up at the cat sleeping on the edge of the wall for a long time.Suddenly, the cat trembled all over, jumped up and ran away.
He finally looked away, lowered his head and shouted respectfully, "Master! You are back! Do you want some snacks!"
"Extraordinary! I found a fun little thing!" Huangfu Yuren's voice came from the wind.
After a while, Wei'an's tall figure flashed in the front yard.
He was wearing a white robe with his chest half open, revealing his fair but strong chest.But in his arms, he unexpectedly held the unconscious and drenched little maid.
Her long hair entangled him, making it impossible to tell who was who.
Mo Bufan raised his head, curious about the young master's actions, but said in a deep voice, "Master! Is this the young master's new pet!"
"Huh? Don't Bufan think she's a very interesting little thing? Especially when she's angry and nervous!" He said, tsk-tsk admiration.
Mo Bufan twitched the corner of his mouth and remained silent, "..."
Angry, scared, nervous...
When will his young master be normal?Why!
After that, Gu Zhaohuan, who unfortunately fell into the ice pool, became seriously ill.
The high fever that lasted for three days and three nights made her cheeks flush.The serious problem is that until today, she still shows no sign of improvement.
In the wing room, Gu Zhaohuan was lying sickly on the big bed.
Huangfu Yuren saw her ruddy face, difficulty in breathing, and a pair of green eyes glowing, but said with interest, "Extraordinary! Don't you think she looks good like this?"
"..." Mo Bufan behind him was stunned for a moment, and finally had no choice but to silently agree.
God!Why is his young master always so different!
"Dead evildoer... evildoer...don't die...harmful..." Gu Zhaohuan on the big bed only yelled these words since he was in a coma.
Huangfu Yuren was full of interest, propped his chin, sat on the edge of the bed and looked at her.
And the more he looked at it, the more fascinated he became, obviously unable to extricate himself.
Her long eyelashes, bright red lips, furrowed brows, muttered angry voice, and the way she was entangled in pain all made him feel so cute.
"Extraordinary! Look quickly! Isn't she cute like this?" He asked in a deep voice, with excitement in his tone.
Mo Bufan glanced at him with his head open, lowered his head, and sighed, "Master! If maid 3838 doesn't get treated, I'm afraid she won't survive tonight!"
"En? Why?" Huangfu Yuren frowned and asked.
"Master! The water in the cold pool is absolutely irresistible to ordinary people! If the young master doesn't save her, I'm afraid the young master's new pet will die!" Mo Bufan reminded kindly.
Why!How could a normal person take a bath in the cold ice dug from the thousand-year-old snow-capped mountains?
It is estimated that there is only his young master in the whole world!
Huangfu Yuren frowned, and said childishly, "Dead? That's not okay! I haven't played enough yet! Extraordinary! You go out first! I'm going to save my little thing!"
"Yes! Master!" Mo Bufan replied in a deep voice, and exited the wing very obediently.
The moment the door closed, he turned his head and glanced, and there was not a single leaf in the trees all over the yard.
When will I see a normal tree in the yard?
In the wing room, Huangfu Yuren got up and sat cross-legged on the big bed.
And he took off her clothes in two or three strokes, but he was not moved by her fair and crystal clear skin.
The big palm suddenly exerted strength and hit her back.His other hand held her soft waist.
Gu Zhaohuan only felt the abnormal heat in her body, she opened her heavy eyelids sleepily, feeling exhausted all over.Seeing the extremely handsome face in front of him, he instinctively frowned.
"Hey! I have nothing to do, what are you doing so good-looking! I..."
Before he could finish speaking, there was a sweet taste in his throat, but a mouthful of blood spit out on his body, and some even spattered on his face.
When Gu Zhaohuan was dizzy, he said painfully, "You have become a Dalmatians!"
Ever since Huangfu Yuren helped her get rid of the cold, after only a few days of cultivation, Gu Zhaohuan has regained her previous radiance and vitality.
扼~
It is only a matter of flying over the eaves and walls, going to the sky and entering the earth, climbing mountains and wading.
At this moment, as soon as Mo Bufan went out to do some errands, he sent someone to send a message to Gu Zhaohuan.
"What did you say? That young master actually went on a hunger strike? Is he a three-year-old child?" Upon hearing the news, Gu Zhaohuan widened his eyes in disbelief and exclaimed.
please!How could a man of his age refuse to eat?
"Meow-"
"Wang woo—"
From time to time, cats and dogs whimpered and wailed in pain.
Gu Zhaohuan tossed the lock of long hair on his chest behind his back, turned around, and walked towards the backyard with big strides.Hearing this shrill voice, one can know that that evildoer is there again torturing kittens and puppies!
Let cats learn to swim and dogs learn to climb trees!
She walked towards the backyard confidently, with a bright smile on her lips.
Starting today, she will wash away her shame and aspire to become a world-class demon-subduing master!
By the time Gu Zhaohuan came to the backyard, the cat and dog had long since disappeared.
The bare tree branches and the colorful cockscombs all over the yard are even missing the cockscombs.Originally it was the season of summer, and it should be shaded by trees, a very cool picture, but here there is only desolation full of courtyards.
Gu Zhaohuan looked up and saw that tall and straight figure.
And his handsome white jade side face, as well as the slightly confused and perplexed expression on his face, are extraordinarily delicate and charming, making people feel beautiful.
If he wasn't an evildoer, looking at him from a distance like this, he would really be a top-notch guy!
Gu Zhaohuan walked behind him, and glanced at the table of small dishes in the pavilion.She turned her head, also silently, just looking at the blue sky in the direction of his gaze.What catches your eyes?
Finally couldn't help but whispered, "Master! Hunger strike is an idiot's act!"
"Oh!" Huangfu Yuren said sullenly, and then spit out the words of a dead man, "3838! Why do people have to eat?"
"Because people will be hungry! If you are hungry, you need to eat. If you don't eat, you have no strength. If you don't have strength, how can you bully those cats, dogs, and people who toss the villa!"
"But why do you have to eat in the morning, eat at noon, and eat at night!"
He didn't look away, still looking at the clear blue.
Gu Zhaohuan thought about it for a while, pulled the corners of his mouth stiff, and said against his will, "Because the young master will bully people in the morning, at noon, and at night!"
When she was still thinking about how to make him eat smoothly, Huangfu Yuren suddenly lowered his head and looked at her beside him.
"So that's how it is! I've decided not to bully others in the future!" He grinned, but his smile was very mischievous.
"Huh?" She raised her eyebrows.
"I'll only bully you in the future! Well! 3838! Your name is so nice! 3838!" He said, turned and walked to the pavilion to prepare for dinner.
Finally, a certain young master finally finished his meal, and finally solved the important problem of whether he can continue to survive.At this moment, Huangfu Yuren was standing alone in the courtyard again, raising his head to look at the blue sky.
see again?On that piece of sky, what is there to see?Are evildoers all this strange?
Gu Zhaohuan shook her head, she only knew that the task assigned to her by Mo Bufan had been completed, and now she started to clean up the dishes on the table.
Being a servant girl is a life of evil!
She was angrily depressed, but suddenly her hands froze and she stopped moving.Hey?Why does she seem to be getting more and more self-conscious?Could it be that she has been enslaved?Or is she used to the ancient life?
Damn it!Summer is coming, there is neither ice cream nor ice watermelon here, how can we live!
Thinking about it this way, the haze became even more intense.
As soon as he picked up the tray, he turned around and looked up, but the handsome male face was magnified in front of his eyes.She panicked in fright, and the tray fell to the ground with a "bang--" and the crisp sound continued.
Gu Zhaohuan stared at him sadly, "Master! Don't suddenly appear in front of others like a ghost! Don't you know that people who scare people can scare people to death?"
While complaining, he squatted down and carefully picked up the debris.
"hiss--"
Suddenly, a green snake swam from nowhere in the pavilion, but its head was white, which was very strange.It licked its tongue lightly, and swam toward them in an "S" shape.
Seeing the snake, Gu Zhaohuan immediately got goosebumps all over his body, quickly put down the fragments in his hand, and stood up abruptly.
"Young grandpa——there is a snake—and this snake is ugly—"
"Hiss hiss!" The little snake snorted with some dissatisfaction.
"Quick! Master! Use all your skills in dealing with cats and dogs, and drive away the snake!" She said, grabbing his sleeves.
Huangfu Yuren didn't respond to the snake at first, he glanced sideways at the hand holding his sleeve.Seeing her frightened expression, suddenly, a gloomy light brewed in her eyes again.
He turned his head, met the little green snake, and frowned slightly.
"Hiss, hiss? Hiss~~~"
The little green snake seemed to have sensed it, and its black bead-like eyes gleamed with grievance.Suddenly jumped up and flew towards Gu Zhaohuan.
"Help! There are snakes! Don't come here! Didn't you see the evil young master here!"
Seeing the snake flying towards her, Gu Zhaohuan screamed and jumped up in fright.And her hands and feet were clinging to a certain young master indecently, like a koala.
"Hiss, hiss~~~" The little green snake actually changed its direction in mid-air, and rushed towards Huangfu Yuren.
The snake body wrapped around his feet, looking very intimate.
"What is it! Help! How can a snake act like a baby!" Gu Zhaohuan quickly jumped off his body, took a few big steps back, and roared loudly.
Huangfu Yuren looked down at the snake coiled around his feet, and said lazily, "One! You're disobedient again!"
"One by one? It has a name? Young master! Don't tell me, this is your pet!" Gu Zhaohuan opened his mouth in disbelief when he heard what he called the snake.
"It's not a pet! It's a friend!"
Huangfu Yuren just glanced at the snake under his feet, and turned his head to the side sullenly.
And this little action of his gave her the feeling that she was a little... embarrassing... shy?
"Friend...friend? It? This snake?" She stretched out her finger and pointed at the little green snake. After much deliberation, she couldn't hook it up with her friend, thinking about it like modern people's obsession with pets. .
Seeing the master's reaction, the little green snake was obviously a little excited.
The body revolved around his feet, and the little pink tongue spat out, "Hiss~~hiss~~"
Oh MGD!What a monster!
The enchanting young master has an enchanting "friend"—it turns out to be a snake that can act like a baby, and its name is "One"!
play mahjong?Why not call it "Yaoji"?
Thinking of this, Gu Zhaohuan raised his head brightly, looked at the reptile that made him feel scared again, and swallowed, "Master! I'm going to clean up the pieces of the plate!"
"So?" He didn't have the slightest sense of self-consciousness, and he refused to give way.
thick!It's really not that thick-skinned as usual!
She frowned, and put her hands on her hips, "So please give way, young master! If your snake scares me, I will clean up very slowly in a while!"
"And then?" He was still confused.
"Then the time for the young master to torture me will be reduced! In order to allow the young master to torture me for a while, please let the young master give way!" She said against her will, eager to clear the plate.
Maid life!If you don't clean up quickly, Nanny Gui's mouth will nag her to death.
Huangfu Yuren pursed his lips, saw the debris all over the floor, and then shifted his gaze to her face.After a long while, he took a few big steps backwards, and for the first time chose to back down and get out of the way.
"It's more or less the same!" Gu Zhaohuan nodded with satisfaction, and knelt down to pick up the pieces.
"Hiss? Hiss~~hiss——"
The little green snake hovering over his feet suddenly made a strange sound, and in an instant, it flew towards Gu Zhaohuan.
"what is this!"
Gu Zhaohuan was burying his head in packing up the debris, when he suddenly felt the half of his exposed wrist feel cool and slippery at the folded sleeve.
She looked down and saw the weird little green snake, "Hissssssssssss~~"
"I'm most afraid of snakes..." Gu Zhaohuan's eyes blurred and he passed out.
The little green snake didn't seem to expect such an exaggerated reaction from the human being, and turned its head to face its master, its dark eyes full of grievances.
"One! Like this maid?" Huangfu Yuren approached her and squatted down.
"Hiss!" The little green snake shook its head.
Huangfu Yuren turned his head, looked at Gu Zhaohuan who was unconscious on the ground, and stretched out his hand to brush away the messy strands of hair on her face, "Then sleep with her the next one!"
"Hiss!" The little green snake twisted its body happily.
"En~"
"So soft—"
"So slippery—"
"It still feels a bit icy—"
Gu Zhaohuan, who had passed out, was carried into the wing by someone, and at the moment she was sleeping with a face full of enjoyment.And around her wrist, the little green snake with a white head was still entangled.
"Hiss~~~" The little green snake seemed quite proud of her murmured praise, and its eyes shone with joy.
"Soft?...Slippery?...Ice?..."
Gu Zhaohuan frowned instantly, and opened his eyes suddenly.
She looked down at her left hand, and it turned out to be the one that made her faint from fright!And it was happily entwining her wrist, spinning its body around and approaching her.
"Help me—"
"Don't come here again! I beg you! I beg you!"
"From birth to now, I have never eaten snake meat. It shows how kind and compassionate I am, please don't turn around again! I am really very timid!"
Sure enough, the little green snake no longer turned its body forward, but it didn't leave either, but the eyes were moved, "Hiss!"
Gu Zhaohuan really couldn't cry, and couldn't laugh.
What a mess!
A snake can understand human language!Could it be that it was domesticated by the enchanting young master?So turned into a human snake?
"Boom—" A large piece of the roof collapsed, the rubble was scattered, and dust was flying.
"3838! Starting today, one will sleep with you!"
Huangfu Yuren actually stepped on the roof and flew down.He turned his head to look at the woman lying straight on the big bed, not daring to move, and the very happy snake.
"What? Why does it want to sleep with me?" Gu Zhaohuan was astonished by his violent actions, but even more astonished by what he said.
KAO!When she is what ah!
Escort?To play and chat, but also to sleep with him?What's more, the person who slept with her was actually a snake!
Huangfu Yuren didn't pay attention to her astonishment, and looked at the little snake with green eyes, "3838! When you sleep at night, you'd better be careful! If you crush one to death, you just wait to collect the corpse!"
How dare you threaten her?
It's too ripe! It's too ripe!And she couldn't take it anymore!My wife is fighting!
Not knowing where the courage and guts came from, Gu Zhaohuan suddenly got up from the bed and grabbed the snake frantically. The slippery feeling in her hand made her a little disgusted.
Maybe it was too hard, but the snake actually spit out its pink tongue, and it was a little suspicious of rolling its eyes.
"Hiss..."
Throwing his hand forward, he casually threw the snake at him. Gu Zhaohuan's eyes burst into rage, and he roared, "Stop talking nonsense! Kill me now! There is no need to collect the corpse!"
"Let me tell you! Threats are useless to me! Anyway, my old lady is a little tired of living in this ancient times!"
"Hurry up! I'm afraid of pain! Come on!"
As she spoke, she closed her eyes with a look of generosity.
Due to the terrifying power she erupted in an instant, the little green snake was thrown on his chest.Then it fell heavily to the ground, making a "pop--" sound.
It curled itself up into a ball, sticking out its little tongue sadly, "Hissing——"
Finding that no one was paying attention, he bowed his body again and crawled into the corner like a worm to heal his wounds.
Now, it was Huangfu Yuren's turn to be stunned.
"Hey! Master!"
"I'm tired of waiting like this! If you want to die, give it a good time! Hey? Just use your white sword and cut a knife on my neck! Take it easy! Give it a quick death!"
Gu Zhaohuan pursed his mouth and closed his eyes tightly, with an expression of "death is relatively clean".
But Huangfu Yuren who was standing in front of her suddenly frowned when he heard "dead" on the left and "dead" on the right.A trace of displeasure and irritability appeared on the handsome white jade face.
"Master! My neck is a little sore! Let me die!" But she was still chattering on the sidelines.
Without even thinking about it, Huangfu Yuren suddenly bent down and kissed her lips.But he just blocked her mouth, and didn't make any further moves.
"Shut up! I don't want to hear you talking now! If you keep nagging, I'll throw you into the snake den!"
"..." When Gu Zhaohuan heard the word "snake", he was taken aback for a moment, and stopped speaking knowingly, and didn't speak anymore.
After a while, she couldn't bear it anymore.
"Young master! Can you move your mouth away from mine? Last time I caught a cold and my nose was a little stuffy! So you affected my breathing! If I don't die, I will die!"
When Huangfu Yuren heard her words, he moved his mouth away from hers.He lowered his head and stared at her two magnificent lips, a blush suddenly appeared on his fair and handsome face.
"..." Seeing his reaction, a certain woman couldn't help swallowing.
The little green snake squirmed again and wanted to swim back to the two of them, "Hissssss~~"
"If you don't want to be strangled to death by me, just keep quiet!" Gu Zhaohuan saw the snake's little movements with sharp eyes, she turned her head, and gave it a vicious look, with a ferocious look without any love.
"Hissing——" After receiving her terrifying attention, it curled its body into a ball again.
Gu Zhaohuan nodded in satisfaction, looking at the little snake with a grim smile on his lips.
She raised her head and said to the evildoer in front of her, "Master! Maid 3838 is going to wash the dishes now! If there is nothing else, I will go!"
After she finished speaking with a narrow smile, she took a big step to the side and walked out of the wing.
Huangfu Yuren suddenly moved, stretched out his hand, and grabbed her back to his side effortlessly.Xu Shi used too much force, and even heard the crisp sound of bones "creaking".
"You kissed me just now, do you want to leave?" There was a trace of gloom in his voice.
Gu Zhaohuan frowned instantly, her arm was so painful that she couldn't speak.
"I..." It hurts!
"You..." Let go!
"3838! Since you kissed me just now, you must follow me every step of the way from now on! Eat, drink, and play with me! Do you hear me?"
Huangfu Yuren raised a big smile, showing his white teeth.
Gu Zhaohuan no longer cared about what he was saying, his whole face was twisted into a ball, "I didn't hear it!"
"My hand is dislocated! If you don't let go, I will become disabled! Did you hear me?"
"Dislocated?" He murmured these two unfamiliar words, "Does it hurt?"
Hearing his nonchalant inquiry, Gu Zhaohuan couldn't help but rolled his eyes, took a breath, but pouted his mouth and growled, "Master! Let your hand be broken, does it hurt you?"
nonsense!It's just nonsense!
However, Huangfu Yuren let out an indifferent "Oh", and the strength in his hands increased slightly, and he asked threateningly, "I'll ask you one more time! 3838! Really didn't hear it?"
The tears accumulated in her eyes finally fell, and she burst into tears with pain, "I heard it! Now you can let go of my hand!"
Only then did Huangfu Yuren stretch his brows, and at the same time as her words fell, she suddenly moved.She moved her wrist sensitively, only to hear two "creaks", and her hand was taken back in an instant.
"I can't be disabled!" He uttered two words stiffly.
"Huh?" Gu Zhaohuan's eyes widened in disbelief.
I was still a little suspicious in my heart, but I saw the hateful expression on his face.Withdrawing his gaze, he gently shook his hand, and found that the heart-wrenching pain just now was completely empty at this moment?
"Hey? Strange! Why doesn't it hurt anymore? What's the matter?" Gu Zhaohuan suddenly smiled.
"Now I'm sleepy! I want to sleep!" He narrowed his eyes slightly, and his voice was also tired.
"Oh!" She nodded.
Huangfu Yuren turned around and inadvertently glanced at the snake in the corner.The little snake jumped up like flying, and curled up on his feet, with the look of "death will follow you".
"..." She twitched the corners of her mouth, and found that she still couldn't accept these two monsters.
"3838! Why didn't you follow me?" Huangfu Yuren, who had already walked through the door, suddenly stopped and turned to look at her gloomily.
Gu Zhaohuan let out an "ah" and opened his mouth wide, "Why do I have to follow the young master!"
He went to bed, what did she do with him?
"Because you want to sleep with me! Come here!" Huangfu Yuren said angrily, with an evil smile on his lips.
After speaking, he stretched out a hand, and the palm wind sucked her whole body.
"Wow--"
"I - don't - sleep with - ah -"
"My old lady will kill me! Don't you know that a girl's innocence is very important! Help—"
Huangfu Yuren grabbed her out of the wing room and jumped up, and came to his bedroom with two clicks.He didn't show any sympathy for the fragrance and cherish the jade, just like this he threw her whole body onto the big bed with the strength of his palm.
And the evil smile on the corner of his mouth was even worse.
"It hurts—" Gu Zhaohuan frowned again and yelled sadly.
Although it was a soft big bed, it would still hit the bones when it was thrown so violently.She is very suspicious now that she will be tortured to death by him one day, if she doesn't die now, she will die one day in the future.
She will die sooner or later. Could it be that she is really a beauty?Woo--
KAO!Which uncle in the family told her fate back then?She also said that she was born with wealth and honor!All are P words!One day, if he can return to modern times alive, he must copy his house.
If he is dead, go to the grave!
Gu Zhaohuan lowered his head and rubbed his wrists, finally saw the big bed clearly from the corner of his eye.
Four words suddenly flashed in my mind—Antique?
Suddenly, my memory suddenly played back to that disgusting night.A very enchanting man, and a man and a woman in Makelove?Ah boring!It should be "Acacia"!
Thinking about it, Gu Zhaohuan raised his head again in shock, looked at the man in front of him, and suddenly yelled.
"what--"
Could it be that he was that enchanting man that day?
"It's so noisy! Shut up! If you call me again, I'll throw the snake into your mouth!" Huangfu Yuren was very tired. At this moment, he just wanted to sleep. When he heard a woman's yelling, he felt extremely displeased.
"Hiss, hiss? Hiss! Hiss!" Hearing his words, the little green snake's innocent head shook.In order to save his life, Xu De jumped from his feet into a corner and curled up into a ball.
As the saying goes, 36 strategies, it is the best policy to go!
Gu Zhaohuan hurriedly shut his mouth, but saw him undressing, and jumped up from the bed again.Pointing at his half-open chest with trembling hands, "You, you, you... what do you want?"
"Sleep!" He continued to move his hands without lifting his head.
In an instant, the silk white clothes had been taken off, and he flung them aside, dismissively throwing them on the ground.
Huangfu Yuren only wore a pair of fur trousers all over his body. He had a tall and straight body without any flesh, a strong chest, and fair skin.Coupled with that handsome face like white jade, plus a wicked smile?
"Sleep when you sleep! Then why are you taking off your clothes!" Gu Zhaohuan yelled loudly again, but his pretty face turned pale the moment he took off his clothes.
Cool!Model body!Take a photo and take it to Hyundai, it will definitely sell well!
"Nonsense! Who wears clothes to sleep? Do you wear clothes to sleep?"
Huangfu Yuren saw that her face was very red, like a pepper, and remembering that she said just now that she had a stuffy nose due to the cold, she asked suspiciously, "Why is your face so red? Do you have a fever again?"
(End of this chapter)
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