The best princess

Chapter 4 The most ridiculous thing in the world is this

"Bah!" Fu Youran kept spitting out the sand in her mouth, until her saliva dried up and she still felt uncomfortable in her mouth, but forget it, he also had good intentions, we are not unreasonable people.

"Master Dian, thank you just now." As soon as the words came out, Fu Youran always felt that something was wrong, this voice...

"Ah, ah, hello, hello!"

After trying a few times, Fu Youran's scalp felt a little numb. Where did her clear and high-pitched voice go?How did it turn into a slightly low...masculine voice?
Turning around again, I looked at Brother Fat Yang who had been silent since just now...

"what--"

A man and a woman howled straight into Yunxiao, startling countless birds and beasts. The deafening sound lasted for half a cup of tea before it gradually subsided. After that, a man and a woman were seen rolling and crawling towards the river. run away.

When they reached the river, the two looked at their own reflections, then looked up at each other, swallowed, and then looked into the river in disbelief...

What kind of world is this?Why do such nonsense things happen?Fu Youran's eyes widened, and she kept grimacing in different ways at her own reflection in the river. The clear river clearly reflected—his—every move, that's right, it was "he", presented in Fu Youran's eyes. In Lei Ran's eyes, it was actually a man, a handsome man with an aura of dignity, a well-dressed man with a high crown on his head - a man!And this man, it is the super fat sheep that he just robbed.

Fu Youran grinned at the corners of her mouth that was already a little cramped, and once again raised her arms towards the river...

On the other side, Qi Yibei was also in the same situation. Ever since he and Fu Youran rolled into a ball, he watched "myself" get up not far away, and then watched "myself" turn around... Qi Yibei Bei Hao wanted to faint, and kept pinching his face, hoping that he would wake up as soon as possible. It was a dream, it must be a dream, or a super nightmare.

At this time, a pair of big hands stretched out from the side and grabbed Qi Yibei's neck tightly, "Monster! Give me back my body!"

Qi Yibei rolled his eyes straight after being pinched, and wanted to resist, but the strength of this body was much weaker. Before dying, Qi Yibei finally managed to squeeze out a sentence, "Your...body..."

Immediately moving his big hand away, Qi Yibei choked a few times, looking at the murderer who attempted murder in front of him with a pale face, it turned out to be... himself!
"Why are you crazy!" Qi Yibei yelled uncontrollably, "I almost strangled me just now!"

Fu Youran pointed at Qi Yibei and said, "What kind of demon technique did you use? Hurry up and change your body back!"

"You think I want to make this kind of virtue?"

Qi Yibei was almost going crazy, what kind of enchantment did he fall into?Or did you do something wrong in your previous life?Life has just begun, is it true that I am going to become a woman for the rest of my life?How can he face the world?Thinking about it, I don't know if it's because a woman's body likes to cry, Qi Yibei only felt a blockage in his throat, a sore nose, and a hot eye socket...

"Hey!"

The thunder that sounded beside his ears forced Qi Yibei's tears back alive again, Qi Yibei raised his head and saw "myself" staring fiercely.

Fu Youran stared at Qi Yibei angrily, "You don't want to cry, do you?"

Qi Yibei was taken aback, and before he could speak, Fu Youran yelled, "You old man! Why are you crying? Don't cry with my body if you want to cry!" Fu Youran walked on the spot irritably Step up and cry!Thankfully he figured it out!Today's men are really useless!
Qi Yibei was stunned for a long time by the yelling, he came back to his senses and closed his eyes, took several deep breaths, and then opened his eyes suddenly to look at the reflection in the river... Qi Yibei really wanted to pull out his own hair Impulsive, no matter how he took photos, what appeared in the river was still a "female" bandit dressed in men's clothing and dressed in plain clothes.

This kind of situation is very strange. According to the explanation method of spirituality, Fu Youran's soul attached to Qi Yibei's body, and Qi Yibei's soul ran into Fu Youran's body.

"By the way," the two of them were silent for a while, and Fu Youran, who was wandering by the river, slapped his head suddenly, "We bumped into each other just now, did something go wrong at that time? Our souls came out of our bodies at the same time, and then we resurrected with corpses .”

Qi Yibei's eyes lit up, "That's right, it must be that time, but please don't use the words 'borrowing a dead body', it's very inappropriate."

Fu Youran rolled her eyes, "Yes, I entered the wrong gate when I went home."

After finding the crux of the matter, the two decided to collide again, maybe they could collide again.

After half an hour...

If anyone passes by this place, they will see a man and a woman by the river constantly separating, running, and colliding!Separate again, run up again, collide again...the mouth kept shouting: Do it again!
The horse couple who were gnawing grass while running raised their noble heads again, "咴..."

"Husband, what are they doing?"

"fitness……"

"Bah..."

………………

An hour later...

The two sweating profusely lay side by side on the ground, staring blankly at the sky, and after a long silence they shouted at the same time: "Horse!"

The two of them didn't talk nonsense, they jumped up to the side of the horse enjoying the sun, Fu Youran said: "Just now I rode over there, and then you caught me, now let's repeat the incident."

However, the horse full of water and grass can't run the passionate horse gait just now. No matter how the two collide, they can't beat the original willfulness and naturalness. After another hour...

The two sat under the tree in disgrace. Seeing that the sky was getting dark, Fu Youran sighed, "I said, Lao Dian, you should think of a way. If you can't think of it, just say a word. Don't be so bored, I can't stand it."

Qi Yibei raised his head listlessly, his heart was gloomy, his good boy body was gone, and looking at the "self" around him, Qi Yibei wanted to die, he squeaked ?OK.

"squeak."

Fu Youran heard that Qi Yibei really "squeaked" in his ears, and habitually raised his hand to slap, NND, how dare you play me?

But as soon as the palm was swung halfway, it stopped abruptly. That body was his own, so what if it was broken?Now is not the time to quarrel with him, it is reasonable to find a way to change it quickly.

"Old hall..."

As soon as Fu Youran opened his mouth, Qi Yibei made a "stop" gesture, "You kept calling 'Lao Dian' just now, were you calling me?"

Fu Youran rolled her eyes and said, "It's just the two of us here. If I don't call you, could it be Ma?"

Qi Yibei sat down facing Fu Youran, "My surname is neither Lao nor Dian, so please don't call me Lao Dian anymore, it's so ugly."

Fu Youran carefully looked at the person in front of her, feeling a little dizzy, but I guess this is a normal phenomenon. Anyone who sees a living "self" talking, should feel a little dizzy, pinch his face, let himself Sober up, Fu Youran said, "Your surname is not Dian?"

"When did I say that my surname is Dian?" Qi Yibei held back his stomach and turned into a woman for no reason, what's wrong?Now he even changed his surname?
"You didn't say it, but you said it after your meat ticket. If you don't believe me, look back at Chapter 2. He clearly called you 'Master Dian'."

Fu Youran said seriously, Qi Yibei gave up and sighed, and didn't have the spirit to argue with Fu Youran again, and said in a wan manner: "My surname is Qi, Qi Yibei."

(End of this chapter)