I!The most handsome man in the world
Chapter 36 The Little Dragon Girl Makes an Arrangement for Money
Chapter 36 The Little Dragon Girl Makes an Arrangement for Money
To be honest, Xiao Longnv was dumbfounded when she heard this scam call.
But it's rare for someone to call her. It's like the first time people have a mobile phone, they always want to make a call and use it.
So, she said softly: "Okay, you can call again."
As she spoke, she was still reluctant to hang up the phone by herself, and she breathed a sigh of relief after waiting for the other party to hang up, looking very excited.
On the side, Chen Zile was dumbfounded.
He also heard the content of the call, which was obviously a scam call.
You can say that this liar is not professional, but this little dragon girl is still so cooperative...
What made Chen Zile speechless was that Peach Blossom Fairy, the female monster, and Li Gu'er looked at Xiao Longnu enviously, as if she felt that Xiao Longnu had finally used the functions of the mobile phone.
The vixen is even more envious because she doesn't even have a cell phone.
At this time, Xiao Longnv thought about the phone again, and after answering the call, the other party said confidently:
"Hello, I just memorized my lines and still can't remember them, so I won't say those nonsense. Anyway, I'm a liar, so you should pay me quickly."
Chen Zile was stunned, this liar must have had a hard life, right?Because of such deception, fools are fooled.
"Why did I send you money?" Xiao Longnu asked.
Chen Zile breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that Xiao Longnu is not stupid!
But then Chen Zile was stunned, and heard the liar say:
"Because I'm a liar. I'm doing my best to lie to you. As a person who has been lied to, you should give me money and support my work.
Besides, I'm a liar anyway. After chatting with you for so long, it's not easy for everyone. Can't we get nothing?Otherwise, you can't disrespect my profession too much, right? "
Not to mention Xiaolongnv and the others, even Chen Zile felt that there was some truth to it.
Then the liar on the other end of the phone said: "Anyway, the situation is like this, you won't be poor if you are cheated by me once, and I won't be rich either.
Talking too much is nonsense, I will send you the bank card, and you can send some money as you like, just as an encouragement to my career and a lesson for myself, do you think it is reasonable? "
Xiao Longnv was stunned and said, "It's quite reasonable!"
"Okay, thank you for your recognition and support of my work, then I will hang up first and wait for you to pay, thank you."
After the fat monster finished speaking, he hung up the phone and issued a bank card to Xiaolongnu's mobile phone number.
The thin monster on the side was stunned, he looked at the fat monster and said:
"How did I teach you? It's strange that you can cheat money like this."
The fat monster Buddhist said: "Didn't you say that this kind of thing is a matter of probability. If you want to fight, you have to pay for it. If you don't know how to make money, you can't cheat."
The thin monster was speechless for a moment, but at this moment, the flip phone in the fat monster's hand rang, and a text message came, and the bank card received two yuan and fifty cents.
Thin monster: "..."
Fat monster: "Look, people still keep their word and respect this profession."
The skinny monster shuddered and said, "Two dollars and five, what's the use? Huh? This is clearly a humiliation to our IQ."
The fat monster said: "It seems to be..."
At this time, Chen Zile was also looking at Xiaolongnu speechlessly and said:
"How much did you really transfer him through WeChat?"
Xiao Longnu said, "That's right? What they say makes sense, why don't you give it?"
Peach Blossom Fairy at the side also said, "That's right, I think we should give a few more dollars."
"It's a pity that he didn't call me, otherwise I would give him a hundred fast." Li Gu'er really deserved to be a princess, and her words were generous.
Chen Zile sighed and said: "Sure enough, they are all from the Jianghu, and their thinking is different from that of a modern person like me."
But after a pause, Chen Zile felt that he needed to establish a saving point of view for them.
So he said: "Money is a good thing, but you have to know how to spend it and how to spend it. Otherwise, if you have no money, it will be difficult to move forward in this society."
At this moment, Li Gu'er said, "It's okay, if you run out of money, take me back to the Tang Dynasty, and I'll get you gold."
Chen Zile: "..."
So he said again: "This... I don't dare to buy gold in large quantities. If the source is checked by the police, how can I explain it?
Besides, I don't know how many people will come here in the future.This villa is now fully occupied, what will people do in the future? "
The girls froze for a moment, all looking at Chen Zile.
Chen Zile decided to launch the ultimate money killer move, buy a house!
So he said: "In the future, there will be too many people here to live in. Do I have to buy a house?"
The girls thought about it and nodded.
"My villa is only 1000 million. If I buy a few more nearby, will it cost tens of millions?"
The girls were stunned, tens of millions?OK.
"You want to live here for a long time, you can't live in my house all your life, right? You don't want to have a house yourself?"
The girls nodded together, and Chen Zile continued:
"So, are you short of money?"
Everyone nodded again, their expressions gradually dignified.
Chen Zile: "So are you still spending money recklessly?"
The girls frowned and shook their heads, expressing that they would not spend money recklessly, and would save money to buy a house later.
Seeing this, Chen Zile snickered inwardly and breathed a sigh of relief.
Damn, come to modern times and still can't deal with you?Prices can kill you.
And from this moment on, the girls all became very attached to money.
Because of them, they also want to buy a house nearby.
A house is a wonderful thing that everyone wants to own.
It is not a good thing, and it puts a lot of pressure on most people, and even makes them a house slave all their lives.
And now, there are a few more people who are fighting for the house!
Just as the girls were immersed in the pressure of buying a house, Xiaolongnv's phone rang again.
"Hello? You're not good at being a woman, give me two dollars and five, and humiliate me?" The fat monster was very angry.
Xiao Longnu said: "Well, give me back the two yuan and five dollars, I want to raise money for buying a house."
"Huh? You gave me so much, and you want me to return it? You are too hateful." The fat monster was angry.
Xiao Longnu was also angry: "Give it back to me, it was originally my money."
"You just want to be beaten, tell me where you are, I will beat you!"
It was the first time for the fat monster to work in this industry, and he definitely suffered a great humiliation.
Xiao Longnu sneered: "Hit me? Okay, the address is..."
After giving the address, Xiao Longnv hung up the phone, got up and said:
"Shameless liar, if you don't pay me back the money, you think it's too little, and you still want to beat me. I will teach them a lesson."
Chen Zile was surprised and said: "Isn't it? For two dollars and five, you still have to make an appointment?"
Xiao Longnv looked at Chen Zile and said seriously: "Hey? You can't say that, after all, it's not a matter of one or two dollars. Two dollars and five is a lot."
Chen Zile twitched, is there a difference?
It seems that the pressure of buying a house has already fallen on Xiaolongnv, for two yuan and five, she did not hesitate to make an appointment with someone.
Ask for a recommendation ticket, ask for a reward
(End of this chapter)
To be honest, Xiao Longnv was dumbfounded when she heard this scam call.
But it's rare for someone to call her. It's like the first time people have a mobile phone, they always want to make a call and use it.
So, she said softly: "Okay, you can call again."
As she spoke, she was still reluctant to hang up the phone by herself, and she breathed a sigh of relief after waiting for the other party to hang up, looking very excited.
On the side, Chen Zile was dumbfounded.
He also heard the content of the call, which was obviously a scam call.
You can say that this liar is not professional, but this little dragon girl is still so cooperative...
What made Chen Zile speechless was that Peach Blossom Fairy, the female monster, and Li Gu'er looked at Xiao Longnu enviously, as if she felt that Xiao Longnu had finally used the functions of the mobile phone.
The vixen is even more envious because she doesn't even have a cell phone.
At this time, Xiao Longnv thought about the phone again, and after answering the call, the other party said confidently:
"Hello, I just memorized my lines and still can't remember them, so I won't say those nonsense. Anyway, I'm a liar, so you should pay me quickly."
Chen Zile was stunned, this liar must have had a hard life, right?Because of such deception, fools are fooled.
"Why did I send you money?" Xiao Longnu asked.
Chen Zile breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that Xiao Longnu is not stupid!
But then Chen Zile was stunned, and heard the liar say:
"Because I'm a liar. I'm doing my best to lie to you. As a person who has been lied to, you should give me money and support my work.
Besides, I'm a liar anyway. After chatting with you for so long, it's not easy for everyone. Can't we get nothing?Otherwise, you can't disrespect my profession too much, right? "
Not to mention Xiaolongnv and the others, even Chen Zile felt that there was some truth to it.
Then the liar on the other end of the phone said: "Anyway, the situation is like this, you won't be poor if you are cheated by me once, and I won't be rich either.
Talking too much is nonsense, I will send you the bank card, and you can send some money as you like, just as an encouragement to my career and a lesson for myself, do you think it is reasonable? "
Xiao Longnv was stunned and said, "It's quite reasonable!"
"Okay, thank you for your recognition and support of my work, then I will hang up first and wait for you to pay, thank you."
After the fat monster finished speaking, he hung up the phone and issued a bank card to Xiaolongnu's mobile phone number.
The thin monster on the side was stunned, he looked at the fat monster and said:
"How did I teach you? It's strange that you can cheat money like this."
The fat monster Buddhist said: "Didn't you say that this kind of thing is a matter of probability. If you want to fight, you have to pay for it. If you don't know how to make money, you can't cheat."
The thin monster was speechless for a moment, but at this moment, the flip phone in the fat monster's hand rang, and a text message came, and the bank card received two yuan and fifty cents.
Thin monster: "..."
Fat monster: "Look, people still keep their word and respect this profession."
The skinny monster shuddered and said, "Two dollars and five, what's the use? Huh? This is clearly a humiliation to our IQ."
The fat monster said: "It seems to be..."
At this time, Chen Zile was also looking at Xiaolongnu speechlessly and said:
"How much did you really transfer him through WeChat?"
Xiao Longnu said, "That's right? What they say makes sense, why don't you give it?"
Peach Blossom Fairy at the side also said, "That's right, I think we should give a few more dollars."
"It's a pity that he didn't call me, otherwise I would give him a hundred fast." Li Gu'er really deserved to be a princess, and her words were generous.
Chen Zile sighed and said: "Sure enough, they are all from the Jianghu, and their thinking is different from that of a modern person like me."
But after a pause, Chen Zile felt that he needed to establish a saving point of view for them.
So he said: "Money is a good thing, but you have to know how to spend it and how to spend it. Otherwise, if you have no money, it will be difficult to move forward in this society."
At this moment, Li Gu'er said, "It's okay, if you run out of money, take me back to the Tang Dynasty, and I'll get you gold."
Chen Zile: "..."
So he said again: "This... I don't dare to buy gold in large quantities. If the source is checked by the police, how can I explain it?
Besides, I don't know how many people will come here in the future.This villa is now fully occupied, what will people do in the future? "
The girls froze for a moment, all looking at Chen Zile.
Chen Zile decided to launch the ultimate money killer move, buy a house!
So he said: "In the future, there will be too many people here to live in. Do I have to buy a house?"
The girls thought about it and nodded.
"My villa is only 1000 million. If I buy a few more nearby, will it cost tens of millions?"
The girls were stunned, tens of millions?OK.
"You want to live here for a long time, you can't live in my house all your life, right? You don't want to have a house yourself?"
The girls nodded together, and Chen Zile continued:
"So, are you short of money?"
Everyone nodded again, their expressions gradually dignified.
Chen Zile: "So are you still spending money recklessly?"
The girls frowned and shook their heads, expressing that they would not spend money recklessly, and would save money to buy a house later.
Seeing this, Chen Zile snickered inwardly and breathed a sigh of relief.
Damn, come to modern times and still can't deal with you?Prices can kill you.
And from this moment on, the girls all became very attached to money.
Because of them, they also want to buy a house nearby.
A house is a wonderful thing that everyone wants to own.
It is not a good thing, and it puts a lot of pressure on most people, and even makes them a house slave all their lives.
And now, there are a few more people who are fighting for the house!
Just as the girls were immersed in the pressure of buying a house, Xiaolongnv's phone rang again.
"Hello? You're not good at being a woman, give me two dollars and five, and humiliate me?" The fat monster was very angry.
Xiao Longnu said: "Well, give me back the two yuan and five dollars, I want to raise money for buying a house."
"Huh? You gave me so much, and you want me to return it? You are too hateful." The fat monster was angry.
Xiao Longnu was also angry: "Give it back to me, it was originally my money."
"You just want to be beaten, tell me where you are, I will beat you!"
It was the first time for the fat monster to work in this industry, and he definitely suffered a great humiliation.
Xiao Longnu sneered: "Hit me? Okay, the address is..."
After giving the address, Xiao Longnv hung up the phone, got up and said:
"Shameless liar, if you don't pay me back the money, you think it's too little, and you still want to beat me. I will teach them a lesson."
Chen Zile was surprised and said: "Isn't it? For two dollars and five, you still have to make an appointment?"
Xiao Longnv looked at Chen Zile and said seriously: "Hey? You can't say that, after all, it's not a matter of one or two dollars. Two dollars and five is a lot."
Chen Zile twitched, is there a difference?
It seems that the pressure of buying a house has already fallen on Xiaolongnv, for two yuan and five, she did not hesitate to make an appointment with someone.
Ask for a recommendation ticket, ask for a reward
(End of this chapter)
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