The Ultimate Immortal Emperor Reborn as a Daddy
Chapter 50 Papa, You Lied to Me
Chapter 50 Papa, You Lied to Me
When Sisi heard Xiaoqian's words, she raised her head proudly, feeling happy in her heart.
"Teacher, shouldn't one plus one be equal to 2? Why is it equal to Tian?"
"That's right, teacher, the math teacher taught us that one plus one equals 2, and you said it equals Tian, who should we believe?"
……
All the children started to yell, and even many parents outside the venue were dissatisfied.
Xiaoqian pressed her hands together, signaling to be quiet, and said with a smile still on her face: "My friends, first of all, this is an intelligence-improving question, not a math question."
"Secondly, my question is about what one plus one equals, not how much one plus one equals!"
"If one plus one equals how much, then all the children in the audience except Sisi got the answer right."
"But this question of mine is what does one plus one equal, and only Sisi can answer it correctly!"
After Xiaoqian's explanation, not to mention the children, even the parents present were confused.
This is clearly a sloppy eye, a trap for the children!
"Teacher, even if we got it wrong, how can we explain that one plus one equals Tian? Impossible."
Some children were unconvinced and said loudly.
Xiaoqian smiled, looked at Sisi, and patted her little head lovingly: "Sisi, please explain to everyone why one plus one equals field."
Sisi nodded, but was still a little embarrassed.
After brewing for more than ten seconds, I finally mustered up the courage.
Sisi held up the answering board, and said in a childish voice: "1+1, put two 1s close to the horizontal line of the + sign, and then separate the = sign, and make a horizontal line at the top and bottom, and the Tian characters will come out. "
Sisi's voice was not loud, but it kept echoing in everyone's heart.
It turns out that one plus one equals field, which is solved in this way.
Except for a few children who could understand, the rest of the audience were stunned.
The oldest among them is only five years old, and their intelligence does not allow them to understand these things.
Many parents outside the venue were embarrassed. They couldn't see the questions that even three or four-year-old children could answer.
"Do you understand? So among all the children, only Sisi answered this question correctly!"
Xiaoqian pointed to the snacks: "Reward Sisi with a small box of Wangzai milk, a total of twenty small bottles!"
"Other children have four bottles in a row, as a consolation reward!"
"Thank you teacher! Hee hee hee!"
Sisi was so happy that she ran to the snack pile to pick up a small box of Wangzai milk.
Naihe is too heavy to hold.
"Brother Xiaolong, come and help me."
Sisilei's little face was flushed, and he waved to Xiaolong.
Xiaolong was a little embarrassed when he came back to his senses, so he hurried over to help Sisi.
After a lot of effort, the two of them moved a box of Wangzai milk to their place.
All the children around couldn't help casting envious looks.
"Brother Xiaolong, thank you."
Sisi was very happy.
"You're welcome, Sisi, you're so smart, I didn't expect you to answer all these questions correctly."
Xiaolong scratched his head in embarrassment.
If Sisi had listened to his answer 2 just now, there would be no reward for this box.
"Hehehe, brother Xiaolong, don't worry, tell Sisi after you finish drinking the milk, and Sisi will give it to you."
"Thank you, Sisi."
Sisi and Xiaolong held Xiaolong's hands and smiled happily.
Outside the court, Lin Fei was very proud, and kept rubbing his chin with his right hand: "Sisi is so smart, she looks like me, haha!"
Xia Wan'er couldn't help rolling her eyes: "Blow it, if Sisi is like you, this question will be answered 2, she must be like me, a mother who is smart, beautiful and intelligent."
At this time, Lin Haisheng laughed loudly and said, "Don't argue, Sisi is so smart, just like my grandfather."
"Do you have any opinions?"
Lin Fei and Xia Wan'er looked at each other and smiled: "No, no, my dad is the biggest and smartest, there is no dispute!"
"Haha, I can talk, I love to listen."
Lin Haisheng is in a good mood.
……
"Everyone, I'm starting to read the second question now, listen up!"
"There are five little birds in a tree, and the hunter killed one with a gun. How many little birds are left in the tree?"
"Start answering questions, time 1 minute."
This question is easier than the previous question. Most of the children wrote down the answer 4.
"Brother Xiaolong, why don't you write 4?"
Sisi looked at Xiaolong with a smile.
Xiaolong grinned: "Then why don't you write 4 yourself, Sisi?"
"I won't tell you, hee hee."
Sisi smiled mischievously, wrote down the answer and covered it.
After Xiaolong finished writing, he also covered the answer.
"It's time, please ask the teachers to check the answers of the children."
Sisi and Xiaolong spread out the answering board at the same time, and both answered 0.
"Brother Xiaolong, have you peeked at Sisi? Why is it the same as what Sisi wrote?"
Sisi is not happy anymore.
"Sisi, do you think you are the only one who is smart? I am not stupid, Xiaolong. The last question was an accident."
Xiaolong said proudly.
"Brother Xiaolong, let's have a competition to see who gets the most correct answers to the five questions, how about it?"
"Okay, okay, the loser has to give all the snacks to the other party! Sisi, do you dare?"
"Come on, Sisi is not afraid, hehehe."
The two children made a small tick and smiled.
After the teacher's inspection, most of the children in the audience answered 4.
Only a few answers are 0.
"Everyone, the answer to the second question is 0 birds."
"Because the hunter killed a bird with a gun, the remaining 4 birds were frightened and flew away, so there was no last bird on the tree!"
"For children who don't answer correctly, each will receive a pack of hibiscus biscuits as a consolation prize."
"Children who answer correctly, each will be rewarded with five packs of hibiscus biscuits!"
After Sisi and Xiaolong took the biscuits, Sisi said proudly: "Brother Xiaolong, it's 2:1 now, Sisi is ahead, hehehe."
"Sisi, don't be too happy. There are still three questions, and it's not certain who will win."
Xiaolong didn't admit defeat either.
"Everyone, now I'm starting to read the third question, which one is smaller, an adult tiger or a dog!"
"Start answering the question, the time is 1 minute."
When Sisi heard this question, she couldn't help but think of Fu Fu and Xiao Ha.
So don't hesitate to write on the answer board: Cerebellar Axe.
Then he covered it up confidently, and looked at Xiaolong with a smile.
After Xiaolong finished writing, he also covered it.
"Sisi, it seems that you are very confident about this question."
"Of course, Sisi is the smartest, smarter than Brother Xiaolong, hehehe."
Sisi felt that she would definitely answer correctly.
When it was time to answer the questions, several teachers checked the answers of the children.
Afterwards, Xiaoqian announced: "Everyone, the answer to the third question is dogs!"
Sisi was very wronged when she heard the little face, isn't Axe smaller than Xiaoha?
what's the problem?
After seeing that the answer written by Xiaolong was a dog, Sisi looked aggrievedly at Lin Fei outside the arena.
That expression seems to say: Papa, you lied to me, I ignore you.
(End of this chapter)
When Sisi heard Xiaoqian's words, she raised her head proudly, feeling happy in her heart.
"Teacher, shouldn't one plus one be equal to 2? Why is it equal to Tian?"
"That's right, teacher, the math teacher taught us that one plus one equals 2, and you said it equals Tian, who should we believe?"
……
All the children started to yell, and even many parents outside the venue were dissatisfied.
Xiaoqian pressed her hands together, signaling to be quiet, and said with a smile still on her face: "My friends, first of all, this is an intelligence-improving question, not a math question."
"Secondly, my question is about what one plus one equals, not how much one plus one equals!"
"If one plus one equals how much, then all the children in the audience except Sisi got the answer right."
"But this question of mine is what does one plus one equal, and only Sisi can answer it correctly!"
After Xiaoqian's explanation, not to mention the children, even the parents present were confused.
This is clearly a sloppy eye, a trap for the children!
"Teacher, even if we got it wrong, how can we explain that one plus one equals Tian? Impossible."
Some children were unconvinced and said loudly.
Xiaoqian smiled, looked at Sisi, and patted her little head lovingly: "Sisi, please explain to everyone why one plus one equals field."
Sisi nodded, but was still a little embarrassed.
After brewing for more than ten seconds, I finally mustered up the courage.
Sisi held up the answering board, and said in a childish voice: "1+1, put two 1s close to the horizontal line of the + sign, and then separate the = sign, and make a horizontal line at the top and bottom, and the Tian characters will come out. "
Sisi's voice was not loud, but it kept echoing in everyone's heart.
It turns out that one plus one equals field, which is solved in this way.
Except for a few children who could understand, the rest of the audience were stunned.
The oldest among them is only five years old, and their intelligence does not allow them to understand these things.
Many parents outside the venue were embarrassed. They couldn't see the questions that even three or four-year-old children could answer.
"Do you understand? So among all the children, only Sisi answered this question correctly!"
Xiaoqian pointed to the snacks: "Reward Sisi with a small box of Wangzai milk, a total of twenty small bottles!"
"Other children have four bottles in a row, as a consolation reward!"
"Thank you teacher! Hee hee hee!"
Sisi was so happy that she ran to the snack pile to pick up a small box of Wangzai milk.
Naihe is too heavy to hold.
"Brother Xiaolong, come and help me."
Sisilei's little face was flushed, and he waved to Xiaolong.
Xiaolong was a little embarrassed when he came back to his senses, so he hurried over to help Sisi.
After a lot of effort, the two of them moved a box of Wangzai milk to their place.
All the children around couldn't help casting envious looks.
"Brother Xiaolong, thank you."
Sisi was very happy.
"You're welcome, Sisi, you're so smart, I didn't expect you to answer all these questions correctly."
Xiaolong scratched his head in embarrassment.
If Sisi had listened to his answer 2 just now, there would be no reward for this box.
"Hehehe, brother Xiaolong, don't worry, tell Sisi after you finish drinking the milk, and Sisi will give it to you."
"Thank you, Sisi."
Sisi and Xiaolong held Xiaolong's hands and smiled happily.
Outside the court, Lin Fei was very proud, and kept rubbing his chin with his right hand: "Sisi is so smart, she looks like me, haha!"
Xia Wan'er couldn't help rolling her eyes: "Blow it, if Sisi is like you, this question will be answered 2, she must be like me, a mother who is smart, beautiful and intelligent."
At this time, Lin Haisheng laughed loudly and said, "Don't argue, Sisi is so smart, just like my grandfather."
"Do you have any opinions?"
Lin Fei and Xia Wan'er looked at each other and smiled: "No, no, my dad is the biggest and smartest, there is no dispute!"
"Haha, I can talk, I love to listen."
Lin Haisheng is in a good mood.
……
"Everyone, I'm starting to read the second question now, listen up!"
"There are five little birds in a tree, and the hunter killed one with a gun. How many little birds are left in the tree?"
"Start answering questions, time 1 minute."
This question is easier than the previous question. Most of the children wrote down the answer 4.
"Brother Xiaolong, why don't you write 4?"
Sisi looked at Xiaolong with a smile.
Xiaolong grinned: "Then why don't you write 4 yourself, Sisi?"
"I won't tell you, hee hee."
Sisi smiled mischievously, wrote down the answer and covered it.
After Xiaolong finished writing, he also covered the answer.
"It's time, please ask the teachers to check the answers of the children."
Sisi and Xiaolong spread out the answering board at the same time, and both answered 0.
"Brother Xiaolong, have you peeked at Sisi? Why is it the same as what Sisi wrote?"
Sisi is not happy anymore.
"Sisi, do you think you are the only one who is smart? I am not stupid, Xiaolong. The last question was an accident."
Xiaolong said proudly.
"Brother Xiaolong, let's have a competition to see who gets the most correct answers to the five questions, how about it?"
"Okay, okay, the loser has to give all the snacks to the other party! Sisi, do you dare?"
"Come on, Sisi is not afraid, hehehe."
The two children made a small tick and smiled.
After the teacher's inspection, most of the children in the audience answered 4.
Only a few answers are 0.
"Everyone, the answer to the second question is 0 birds."
"Because the hunter killed a bird with a gun, the remaining 4 birds were frightened and flew away, so there was no last bird on the tree!"
"For children who don't answer correctly, each will receive a pack of hibiscus biscuits as a consolation prize."
"Children who answer correctly, each will be rewarded with five packs of hibiscus biscuits!"
After Sisi and Xiaolong took the biscuits, Sisi said proudly: "Brother Xiaolong, it's 2:1 now, Sisi is ahead, hehehe."
"Sisi, don't be too happy. There are still three questions, and it's not certain who will win."
Xiaolong didn't admit defeat either.
"Everyone, now I'm starting to read the third question, which one is smaller, an adult tiger or a dog!"
"Start answering the question, the time is 1 minute."
When Sisi heard this question, she couldn't help but think of Fu Fu and Xiao Ha.
So don't hesitate to write on the answer board: Cerebellar Axe.
Then he covered it up confidently, and looked at Xiaolong with a smile.
After Xiaolong finished writing, he also covered it.
"Sisi, it seems that you are very confident about this question."
"Of course, Sisi is the smartest, smarter than Brother Xiaolong, hehehe."
Sisi felt that she would definitely answer correctly.
When it was time to answer the questions, several teachers checked the answers of the children.
Afterwards, Xiaoqian announced: "Everyone, the answer to the third question is dogs!"
Sisi was very wronged when she heard the little face, isn't Axe smaller than Xiaoha?
what's the problem?
After seeing that the answer written by Xiaolong was a dog, Sisi looked aggrievedly at Lin Fei outside the arena.
That expression seems to say: Papa, you lied to me, I ignore you.
(End of this chapter)
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