Great Master of the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 100 Chapter 103

Yugu She was originally the son of Shibi Khan of the Ashina clan of East Turkic. After the destruction of Eastern Turkic, he fled all the way to Western Turkic and took root at the foot of Jinshan Mountain with his remnants.

Originally, he was planning to spend the rest of his life in Jinshan, but now that Tong Eshe had shown a brutal appearance as soon as he ascended the Khan throne, his heart was about to move.

Although he doesn't have many people, he also knows the truth that people's hearts are available, so he saves people everywhere and promotes his virtuous name.After several months of hard work, it really allowed him to get more than 1000 recruits.

Seeing that great things can be accomplished, Yu Gu She is naturally very happy.This joy made me more tolerant towards others.Even a Tang native like Zuo Ming, he didn't mean to torture, but gave him a seat at the reception to welcome the new tribe.

It's just that although he didn't intend to torture Zuo Ming, he actually treated Zuo Ming as a plaything like a clown.

"Tang people! I heard that you Tang people like to compose poems! Come and listen to a poem?"

"Tang people! I heard that you Tang people have released a lot of famous songs recently, let's sing them!"

"Tang people! You look like a woman, you must look good when you dance! Come, come! Show me a dance!"

"Tang people."

"Enough! Are you fucking finished? I'll say it again, I'm not a Tang man! And I don't look like a woman at all, I just look more handsome than you! If you are not convinced, you can come out and challenge. I can piss ten feet against the wind, and it's never false! Don't be so fucking yin and yang, pretending to be a wolf with a big tail!"

Under the annoyance, Zuo Ming finally broke out, and directly stepped on the table and said furiously.

Zuo Ming's roar immediately silenced the entire bonfire reception.But then, a few Turkic Khan stood up sullenly, and drew out their long knives.

A burly man next to Yugushe even jumped up, "Bold Tang! How dare you be rude to the prince! Do you know how to write dead?"

"I don't know how to write the word "death"? You know? You escaped so many Western Turkic cavalry this afternoon, how long do you think you can have fun? Are you still in the mood to hold a reception? Want to overthrow the rule established by Tong'e? Chih! I am so ridiculous! Just three or two of you kittens and puppies! They can be crushed to death with one finger!"

Seeing that person jumping up against the table, Zuo Ming immediately sneered.

He really doesn't know whether these people are really stupid or fake. With such wisdom, he still wants to engage in politics, and he really thinks his life is short.

"Don't be alarmist here! My people never reveal their identities outside, how could they know who we are? Tangren, don't blame me for not giving you a chance! Now you sing me a little song to make me happy, and I will I won’t kill you! Otherwise, did you see that pot? I’ll cook you with it in a while!”

Smiling coldly, Yugu She pointed to the cauldron on the side.

Looking at the cauldron, Zuo Ming suddenly became extremely tired, "What else do you do other than bully people because of the number of people?" He was not afraid of being cooked, but mainly because he was afraid of being scalded.

"Huh! If you are not convinced, you can still bully me by virtue of the number of people! I don't mind!" With a joking smile, Yugu said.

"Then what kind of ditty do you want to hear?"

Facing such an unprincipled person like Yu Gushe, Zuo Ming decided to be even more unprincipled than him.Of course, he had no principles at all.

"Hahahaha. I thought he was really a tough guy! It turns out he was just a soft bone!"

"Where did the Tang people have any tough bones! If you want me to say, we Turkic people are more handsome!"

Seeing that Zuo Ming compromised so easily, everyone burst into laughter.

"I thought you had a lot of backbone! It turns out that you are so promising! Today's moon is so round, you can sing me a song related to the moon! Don't tell me you can't! Otherwise, you will be thrown into the pot !"

Smiling contemptuously, Yugu said jokingly.He has also heard all kinds of songs from all over the world, so he naturally knows how rare the songs related to the moon are, so he made it clear that he was embarrassing Zuo Ming.

It's just that he had a good plan, but he didn't know that Zuo Mingren gave him the nickname "Zhonghua Xiaoquku", and there were quite a lot of songs related to the moon in his mind.

"Songs about the moon? You have some taste!"

Looking up at the bright moon, Zuo Ming brewed his emotions, and then sang softly:

I turn my sorrow into a pot of parting wine?
Drinking rain in the middle of the night on the other side of the mountain?
The mundane old things follow like a shadow and leave a poem?
Why does Ruo Chengxian refuse to let go?
The eaves where you lived are now soaked in dew?
Accompanied by the ink color painting into the distant late autumn?
Candle shadows disturbing people laughing at themselves like that duckweed flowing eastward?
Calling the moon to melt into the afterglow and lighten the sorrow?
Midsummer comes to play and sing along the curtain?
Does the moon bend over Kyushu?
How many are happy and how many are sad?
How many tall buildings drink fine wine?
How many families live in the streets and alleys of Yama?
This is "The Bright Moon Shines on Kyushu Again" sung by an Internet singer named "Hetu" in later generations, and it can be regarded as a song that Zuo Ming likes very much.This song was originally adapted from "The Moon Bends to Shine on Kyushu", so the re-song has some ancient flavors, and it sounds like a strong sense of vicissitudes.

Yugu planned to taunt Zuo Ming after listening to it, but as Zuo Ming sang slowly, he gradually lost his mind while holding the wine glass.

The Turkic soldiers who were still drinking and chatting also fell silent, and even the chattering Turkic girls stopped playing around.

Luoye Jialan stared blankly at Zuo Ming, watching Zuo Ming sing louder and louder, she suddenly had a feeling of suffocation.

It is undeniable that Zuo Ming is a beautiful man, and Zuo Ming who is serious about singing is even more charming. Although Luoye Jialan is ugly, she is really a girl with a spring in her heart, and a girl with a spring in her arms, who doesn’t like a handsome young man? ?

However, after watching, Luoye Jialan slowly withdrew her gaze, and then lowered her head deeply.

After singing the song, Zuo Ming sat back to his original seat and poured himself a large bowl of milk wine with a lonely expression.

Before singing, he didn't feel it, but after singing, he felt particularly homesick.Whether it was the home of his previous life or the home of Chang'an, he missed them very much.

"You are not a businessman! I have never seen such a special businessman like you! You look more like a nobleman, a nobleman from Tang Dynasty!"

After listening to the song "Goodbye to Kyushu", Yu Gushe was silent for a long time, then took a full sip of milk wine and said.

"What? Changed your mind? Want to take me to Chang'an in exchange for bounty?"

Feeling a little depressed, Zuo Ming spoke very aggressively, and was full of irony.

This time, Yu Gu She was not angry, but took a deep look at Zuo Ming, "I met many Tang nobles back then, and you are different from them. They can't sing this kind of song!"

"You should say that they don't need to sing this kind of song! If I hadn't been forced by you, I wouldn't need to sing this song!"

With a cold smile, Zuo Ming immediately agreed.

"You didn't understand me. But it doesn't matter! I won't let you go! Didn't you just say that I can't overthrow Tong'e? Just stay and watch! One day I become a khan, one day I Let you go again!

Of course, the premise is that you can live to that time! "

Said with a faint expression, Yu Gushe stood up and went back to the big tent.

After hearing this, Zuo Ming was not surprised at all, he just sneered, and then continued to eat and drink.

As soon as Yugushe left, an atmosphere of freedom quickly spread.Those Turkic guys have their own circles, and they definitely won't piss in the same pot with Zuo Ming.But those Turkic girls are not the same, they don't care about military affairs, racial defense, seeing Zuo Ming not only sings beautifully but also is handsome, they immediately swarmed around him.

Surrounded by a group of chattering girls, Zuo Ming's depressed mood suddenly rose, and a joke made those Turkic girls tremble.

Seeing such a scene, the deciduous Jialan in the corner lowered her head even lower.But those Turkic men showed deep envy and jealousy one by one.

Finally, a Turkic boy in his twenties took a sip of milk wine, stood up, and yelled at Zuo Ming, "Hey! Tangren! I just heard you say that you can defecate ten feet against the wind. I don't believe it. Take a pee and see!"

He made it clear that he was finding fault, and as soon as the words came out, there was a burst of laughter.

Some big Turkic men who were also jealous of Zuo Ming's women's fate even yelled directly.

"Not bad! Take a pee and see!"

"Use less than ten feet, castrate him!"

"This kind of eggless thing still needs to be eunuched? I heard that Datang is popular'**** maybe he is one of them!"

"Yeah! Didn't you see that he was scared by the prince just now, just like a quail! Chirp, chirp, chirp, hahahaha!"

Being insulted like this, Zuo Ming should have been angry, but he knew that at this time he couldn't fight hard with them, otherwise, he would definitely have to be beaten!

Those people clearly wanted to find an excuse to beat him up, how could he let them succeed?
"Since you don't believe me, I can indeed show you one! But you will castrate me if I urinate less than ten feet, so what if I urinate to ten feet! What should you do?"

After pondering for a while, Zuo Ming waved his hand to stop those Turkic girls who wanted to defend him, saying confidently.

"If you pee ten feet, you can choose any beauties in our tribe! And from now on, you will be the Anda I want!"

But at this moment, Yu Gushe, who heard the movement, opened the curtain of the big tent, walked out, and spoke lightly.

The Turkic people spoke Mongolian at first, until the Turkic split into two parts, the Western Turkic gradually evolved into the Turkic language, while the Eastern Turkic, that is, the left-behind Turkic, still spoke Mongolian.That's why "Yugushe" here says that he wants to form "Anda" with Zuo Ming.

"prince--"

Hearing that Yu Gushe said that he wanted to form Anda with Zuo Ming, those Turkic men became anxious and opened their mouths to persuade him to take back his words, but Yu Gushe waved his hand to stop him.

"What? Do you really believe that he can pee ten feet? Do you know how far ten feet is? People have bet you with eggs. If I don't form Anda with him, what are you betting on?"

After Yu Gushe interrupted everyone, he said calmly.

After hearing this, everyone suddenly realized that Yugu Shi was helping them.Because all of them have seen the fault just now, if they don't put up a decent bet at this time, Zuo Ming has every reason to refuse to perform the spectacle of "pissing ten feet", which can be said to be right in his arms .

And if they put out a considerable bet, and Zuo Ming really used tricks to achieve the feat of "pissing ten feet", they will suffer a big loss.

So there was no way, Yu Gushe had no choice but to stand up, not letting them fall into the pit, but also showing his demeanor and atmosphere to those who had just joined the tribe.

Knowing Yugu's good intentions, those Turkic big men who made troubles were moved and ashamed, and now they secretly swore that they would be loyal to him in the future
　The people around Datang I all acquiesce that they speak Datang official dialect. I hope everyone will not be serious.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)