Great Master of the Tang Dynasty
Chapter 150 154 I want to buy my mother a dress and ask him to find me a new father
Chapter 150 154 I want to buy my mother a dress and ask him to find me a new father
"Okay! How can I refuse such a good job! When I return to Chang'an, I will introduce you to His Majesty immediately!"
Zuo Ming nodded without thinking, and then pulled Shen Ding to leave.
"Zuo Ming! Do I look like a fool?"
Seeing this, the man's face slowly darkened.He wanted to win with Zuo Ming with good intentions, but this guy actually played him for a fool, which really made him a little angry.
"Shen Ding! You go first, they can't stop you, let someone rescue me after you go back!"
Seeing that the man was not easy to fool, Zuo Ming said to Shen Ding with a sullen face.Although these people have indestructible bodies, their martial arts are not high. Compared with Shen Ding, they are like a group of clowns, but there are too many of them, and Shen Ding can't do anything to them, so it is difficult to save Zuo Ming. .
"Master Hou! Take care of yourself!"
Knowing that he couldn't hesitate at this moment, Shen Ding cupped his hands and retreated decisively.
However, what Ling Zuo Ming didn't expect was that those people didn't seem to care about Shen Ding's departure, they just watched Shen Ding slowly withdraw with a sneer.
"I really can't stop that person from leaving! But, do you really think they can save you? Hehe! How naive! Bring the iron coffin!"
Said mockingly, the man immediately asked someone to get a narrow steel coffin.
"Did you see this coffin? This is where you will live for the next 1000 or even 1 years! Cherish it! Put it up for me!"
As he said that, the man had Zuo Ming captured, and then he was pressed into the iron coffin.
Being forced into a narrow coffin that he couldn't even twist, Zuo Ming's heart sank to the bottom of the valley, but this iron coffin was made of fine iron, no matter how hard he struggled, it was useless nor.
"You must not let me out! Once I come out! You will die a miserable death! You bastard!"
"Come out? You think too much. With the thickness of this iron plate, even if it is completely rusted, it will take at least several decades! At that time, you probably don't even have the strength to open your eyes! Put on the chain!"
After putting Zuo Ming into the coffin, the man smiled coldly and directed a group of his subordinates to trap him one after another with chains. The precautions were so complicated that it was outrageous.
Afterwards, these people were lucky enough to come to Leizhou with Zuo Ming, where they had a meeting with a person Zuo Ming could not even dream of.
At this time, it was none other than Li Daoyan, the head of the Chishui Road march!
After Li Daoyan received the coffin, he directly loaded it into a big ship, and then sailed all the way east.
This voyage took more than a month.When the big ship sailed to an inaccessible sea area, Li Daoyan directly had Zuo Ming thrown into the sea!
Watching the coffin containing Zuo Ming slowly sinking into the bottom of the sea, Li Daoyan's eyes showed a touch of joy.
However, just as he was about to let people sail back, a long knife pierced through his back and pierced his chest.
"Why?"
Li Daoyan really couldn't figure out why these people wanted to kill him.Without his help, how could they fight Li Shimin?Although they have the indestructible body of King Kong, their force is really not strong. If they enter the palace, they will be taken down without even having a chance to get close to Li Shimin.
"Why? Because you know too much! Now that Zuo Ming is gone, I can directly enter the palace as his younger brother to face the saint! Why do you need to fight against Li Shimin?
hehe!Li Shimin wants to live forever so much, he will definitely want my blood!And once he transfused my blood, this Datang would directly become my possession.Instead, tell me, what reason do I have to keep you, who knows all the truth, alive? "
The man smiled wickedly.As he spoke, he directly pushed Li Daoyan into the sea.
"Rest in peace! You have a wife and daughter, I will take good care of you! Hahahahahaha."
When he fell into the water, Li Daoyan was filled with unwillingness and fear when he heard the man's wild laughter.However, no matter how unwilling and fearful he was, he could not escape the eyes of death after all.Not long after sleeping naked, his consciousness slowly dissipated.
However, although the person is dead, his eyes are wide open.
——He will die with regret!
Fresh human blood is always the shark's favorite thing. After a while, groups of sharks surrounded him and gnawed him clean.
As the saying goes, big fish eat small fish, small fish eat shrimp, and shrimp eat mud. Those sharks ate Li Daoyan, but they did not escape the predation of a giant deep sea monster!
It was a huge whale, it came up from the depths of the sea with its mouth open, because it was so sudden, those sharks were completely unprepared, and they were bitten at both ends!
After eating the two sharks, the whale sprinted all the way to the surface of the sea due to inertia, and crushed the entire ship in just one blow.
Almost at the next moment after the whale crashed into the ship, a tall and thin young man opened his eyes with a drastic change of expression in a certain station in Chang'an.
Then, he left the inn with a livid face, and walked towards Yanfufang.
His team was accidentally destroyed in the hands of a whale, and he had to find a temporary backer after he lost everything again. Otherwise, once that man named Shen Ding came back from Wuzhou, his end would be very bleak!
Therefore, he is going to visit a nobleman, a nobleman named Cui Duanzhang!This person is currently the Minister of the Ministry of Officials, and he is also from the Cui family of Qinghe!Definitely a worthy target for him to win over.
Now that Li Tang is in full swing, he doesn't believe that these Guanlong families will not feel uneasy and panic!
Li Shimin will definitely not allow the Guanlong family to grow stronger, which can be seen from the fact that he has already started to rectify the bureaucracy.
As long as those members of the Guanlong family are not stupid, they will cooperate with him!Because only he can help them fight against the Li family who is now like a giant beast!
The story is divided into two parts. When the young man went to Cui Duanzhang's residence, Zuo Ming himself was enduring a fatal torment in a dark and lonely environment.
Here, he has no concept of time, he just feels that every breath seems to have passed a century.
What made him even more depressed was that he seemed to be in the belly of some monster. This guy was moving extremely fast. Even in this narrow coffin, he could still feel the huge force generated by that inertia!
Especially in the past few days, the whole coffin was shaking extremely!It's like the most violent roller coaster!
This situation lasted for nearly ten days, until Zuo Ming was almost numb, and the monster seemed to slowly stop moving.
Then, after an unknown amount of time, he suddenly heard a strange English sound.
"whatisthefuck?"
"EhItlook'slikeacoffin(EhIt looks like a coffin.)"
Those were the voices of two young people. Zuo Ming had at least passed CET-[-] in his previous life, so he could understand a little.
Knowing that he was actually dragged ashore, Zuo Ming suddenly became ecstatic, and then violently slapped the lid of the coffin.
"Help! Help! (Help! Help!)"
After practicing English and grammar hard for so many years, Zuo Ming finally put it to practical use. At this moment, he is sincerely grateful to his English teacher in his previous life.
However, the joy he shouted inside surprised the people outside.
"Wo! Wo! Wo! It's alive! It's alive! (Woah! He's alive! He's alive!)"
"Don't touch it! It must be avampire! Mymun said all of the vampires sleep in the coffin! If it comes out, it's gonnasuck your blood! (Don't touch it! It must be a vampire! My mother said, vampires sleep in coffins! If it gets out, it's gonna suck your blood dry)"
Hearing this, Zuo Ming really fucked the dog in his heart!Sure enough, the next moment, the foreign boy who originally wanted to open the coffin to rescue him threw off the chains on his hands, and retreated to the side in fear.
"Is that true? Will it really suck my blood?"
Backing away in fear, the boy asked in fear. (English is not used here, you can make up your own brains! They speak English now.)
"Of course! My mother said it! Those vampires are very greedy, once they bite you, they won't let go! Just like the big yellow dog in the Cyclops family in Zhenkou!"
The other boy said as a matter of course, and made a ferocious gesture while speaking.
"Then what should we do? Throw him here?"
Trembling with fright, the boy hesitated and said, "If it is opened by someone else, will it harm the whole town?"
"Of course we can't leave it here! We were lucky today and found this dead whale, so we can go back and tell the mayor, he will definitely give us a lot of silver coins as rewards! And I heard that he likes to collect strange and weird whales." Things, especially things related to vampires and werewolves! Let's dedicate this coffin to him together, and we will definitely make a lot of money!"
"That's great! My mother's dress has been worn for years. When I have money, I will definitely buy him a beautiful dress! Then she can go to the prom and find me a new dad !"
"Jack, listen to me, none of the men in this town is a good guy! If you really want a father! I will suffer a bit and marry your mother!"
"That can't be done! Sabo! I don't want to call you daddy!"
As the two teenagers spoke, they gradually walked away, leaving only Zuo Ming lying in the coffin alone, wanting to cry without tears
There is a big difference between Old English and modern English, and modern English is used here, as long as you know it well.
(End of this chapter)
"Okay! How can I refuse such a good job! When I return to Chang'an, I will introduce you to His Majesty immediately!"
Zuo Ming nodded without thinking, and then pulled Shen Ding to leave.
"Zuo Ming! Do I look like a fool?"
Seeing this, the man's face slowly darkened.He wanted to win with Zuo Ming with good intentions, but this guy actually played him for a fool, which really made him a little angry.
"Shen Ding! You go first, they can't stop you, let someone rescue me after you go back!"
Seeing that the man was not easy to fool, Zuo Ming said to Shen Ding with a sullen face.Although these people have indestructible bodies, their martial arts are not high. Compared with Shen Ding, they are like a group of clowns, but there are too many of them, and Shen Ding can't do anything to them, so it is difficult to save Zuo Ming. .
"Master Hou! Take care of yourself!"
Knowing that he couldn't hesitate at this moment, Shen Ding cupped his hands and retreated decisively.
However, what Ling Zuo Ming didn't expect was that those people didn't seem to care about Shen Ding's departure, they just watched Shen Ding slowly withdraw with a sneer.
"I really can't stop that person from leaving! But, do you really think they can save you? Hehe! How naive! Bring the iron coffin!"
Said mockingly, the man immediately asked someone to get a narrow steel coffin.
"Did you see this coffin? This is where you will live for the next 1000 or even 1 years! Cherish it! Put it up for me!"
As he said that, the man had Zuo Ming captured, and then he was pressed into the iron coffin.
Being forced into a narrow coffin that he couldn't even twist, Zuo Ming's heart sank to the bottom of the valley, but this iron coffin was made of fine iron, no matter how hard he struggled, it was useless nor.
"You must not let me out! Once I come out! You will die a miserable death! You bastard!"
"Come out? You think too much. With the thickness of this iron plate, even if it is completely rusted, it will take at least several decades! At that time, you probably don't even have the strength to open your eyes! Put on the chain!"
After putting Zuo Ming into the coffin, the man smiled coldly and directed a group of his subordinates to trap him one after another with chains. The precautions were so complicated that it was outrageous.
Afterwards, these people were lucky enough to come to Leizhou with Zuo Ming, where they had a meeting with a person Zuo Ming could not even dream of.
At this time, it was none other than Li Daoyan, the head of the Chishui Road march!
After Li Daoyan received the coffin, he directly loaded it into a big ship, and then sailed all the way east.
This voyage took more than a month.When the big ship sailed to an inaccessible sea area, Li Daoyan directly had Zuo Ming thrown into the sea!
Watching the coffin containing Zuo Ming slowly sinking into the bottom of the sea, Li Daoyan's eyes showed a touch of joy.
However, just as he was about to let people sail back, a long knife pierced through his back and pierced his chest.
"Why?"
Li Daoyan really couldn't figure out why these people wanted to kill him.Without his help, how could they fight Li Shimin?Although they have the indestructible body of King Kong, their force is really not strong. If they enter the palace, they will be taken down without even having a chance to get close to Li Shimin.
"Why? Because you know too much! Now that Zuo Ming is gone, I can directly enter the palace as his younger brother to face the saint! Why do you need to fight against Li Shimin?
hehe!Li Shimin wants to live forever so much, he will definitely want my blood!And once he transfused my blood, this Datang would directly become my possession.Instead, tell me, what reason do I have to keep you, who knows all the truth, alive? "
The man smiled wickedly.As he spoke, he directly pushed Li Daoyan into the sea.
"Rest in peace! You have a wife and daughter, I will take good care of you! Hahahahahaha."
When he fell into the water, Li Daoyan was filled with unwillingness and fear when he heard the man's wild laughter.However, no matter how unwilling and fearful he was, he could not escape the eyes of death after all.Not long after sleeping naked, his consciousness slowly dissipated.
However, although the person is dead, his eyes are wide open.
——He will die with regret!
Fresh human blood is always the shark's favorite thing. After a while, groups of sharks surrounded him and gnawed him clean.
As the saying goes, big fish eat small fish, small fish eat shrimp, and shrimp eat mud. Those sharks ate Li Daoyan, but they did not escape the predation of a giant deep sea monster!
It was a huge whale, it came up from the depths of the sea with its mouth open, because it was so sudden, those sharks were completely unprepared, and they were bitten at both ends!
After eating the two sharks, the whale sprinted all the way to the surface of the sea due to inertia, and crushed the entire ship in just one blow.
Almost at the next moment after the whale crashed into the ship, a tall and thin young man opened his eyes with a drastic change of expression in a certain station in Chang'an.
Then, he left the inn with a livid face, and walked towards Yanfufang.
His team was accidentally destroyed in the hands of a whale, and he had to find a temporary backer after he lost everything again. Otherwise, once that man named Shen Ding came back from Wuzhou, his end would be very bleak!
Therefore, he is going to visit a nobleman, a nobleman named Cui Duanzhang!This person is currently the Minister of the Ministry of Officials, and he is also from the Cui family of Qinghe!Definitely a worthy target for him to win over.
Now that Li Tang is in full swing, he doesn't believe that these Guanlong families will not feel uneasy and panic!
Li Shimin will definitely not allow the Guanlong family to grow stronger, which can be seen from the fact that he has already started to rectify the bureaucracy.
As long as those members of the Guanlong family are not stupid, they will cooperate with him!Because only he can help them fight against the Li family who is now like a giant beast!
The story is divided into two parts. When the young man went to Cui Duanzhang's residence, Zuo Ming himself was enduring a fatal torment in a dark and lonely environment.
Here, he has no concept of time, he just feels that every breath seems to have passed a century.
What made him even more depressed was that he seemed to be in the belly of some monster. This guy was moving extremely fast. Even in this narrow coffin, he could still feel the huge force generated by that inertia!
Especially in the past few days, the whole coffin was shaking extremely!It's like the most violent roller coaster!
This situation lasted for nearly ten days, until Zuo Ming was almost numb, and the monster seemed to slowly stop moving.
Then, after an unknown amount of time, he suddenly heard a strange English sound.
"whatisthefuck?"
"EhItlook'slikeacoffin(EhIt looks like a coffin.)"
Those were the voices of two young people. Zuo Ming had at least passed CET-[-] in his previous life, so he could understand a little.
Knowing that he was actually dragged ashore, Zuo Ming suddenly became ecstatic, and then violently slapped the lid of the coffin.
"Help! Help! (Help! Help!)"
After practicing English and grammar hard for so many years, Zuo Ming finally put it to practical use. At this moment, he is sincerely grateful to his English teacher in his previous life.
However, the joy he shouted inside surprised the people outside.
"Wo! Wo! Wo! It's alive! It's alive! (Woah! He's alive! He's alive!)"
"Don't touch it! It must be avampire! Mymun said all of the vampires sleep in the coffin! If it comes out, it's gonnasuck your blood! (Don't touch it! It must be a vampire! My mother said, vampires sleep in coffins! If it gets out, it's gonna suck your blood dry)"
Hearing this, Zuo Ming really fucked the dog in his heart!Sure enough, the next moment, the foreign boy who originally wanted to open the coffin to rescue him threw off the chains on his hands, and retreated to the side in fear.
"Is that true? Will it really suck my blood?"
Backing away in fear, the boy asked in fear. (English is not used here, you can make up your own brains! They speak English now.)
"Of course! My mother said it! Those vampires are very greedy, once they bite you, they won't let go! Just like the big yellow dog in the Cyclops family in Zhenkou!"
The other boy said as a matter of course, and made a ferocious gesture while speaking.
"Then what should we do? Throw him here?"
Trembling with fright, the boy hesitated and said, "If it is opened by someone else, will it harm the whole town?"
"Of course we can't leave it here! We were lucky today and found this dead whale, so we can go back and tell the mayor, he will definitely give us a lot of silver coins as rewards! And I heard that he likes to collect strange and weird whales." Things, especially things related to vampires and werewolves! Let's dedicate this coffin to him together, and we will definitely make a lot of money!"
"That's great! My mother's dress has been worn for years. When I have money, I will definitely buy him a beautiful dress! Then she can go to the prom and find me a new dad !"
"Jack, listen to me, none of the men in this town is a good guy! If you really want a father! I will suffer a bit and marry your mother!"
"That can't be done! Sabo! I don't want to call you daddy!"
As the two teenagers spoke, they gradually walked away, leaving only Zuo Ming lying in the coffin alone, wanting to cry without tears
There is a big difference between Old English and modern English, and modern English is used here, as long as you know it well.
(End of this chapter)
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