Great Master of the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 73 Teacher 74, let's do it again
"Such a handsome kung fu! Such a clever method! Such an exquisite coordination!"

Seeing that Shen Ding and Wu Dazhu had cooperated to achieve something that even he couldn't do, Eunuch Qian couldn't help sighing three times.

"These two are indeed rare warriors. It's a pity to follow Zuo Ming! This time they have made great achievements in rescuing the pheasant slave. I must reward them well!"

Li Shimin's expression flickered violently, and Li Shimin also praised.

After speaking, he directed the people who were pulling the safety net to move towards the bottom of the rope.

After Shen Ding grabbed the rope, he climbed up the hot air balloon as fast as he could. His vigorous figure was like a monkey playing.

Seeing Shen Ding, Zuo Ming was really overjoyed.He was worried that he couldn't send the little one down, so the savior came to his door.

"You came at a good time. It's no problem to take two down at a time, right?"

"My lord, don't worry, the bottom is not high, if Shen Ding can go up, going down is naturally not a problem!"

Shen Ding nodded confidently.

"That's good! Pheasant slave, and you little brat, hurry up and hug this uncle!"

Greeting Li Zhi and the child with a tie on the top of his head to hug Shen Ding, Zuo Ming tied them tightly to Shen Ding's body with the rope in his hand.

In order not to let them fall, Zuo Ming tied it very hard, almost tore the skin of the two children, but at this time, the two children were very strong, no matter how painful it was, they did not cry out.

After tying up the two little guys, Zuo Ming became very gentle and touched the heads of the two little guys, "Okay! Close your eyes, and you will reach the ground in a while."

"En!" Li Zhi nodded obediently, and then closed his eyes.

As for Shen Ding, he punched Zuo Ming, "My lord, after a while, Shen Ding will save you after sending them down!"

After finishing speaking, Shen Ding turned over vigorously, grabbed the rope and slid down quickly.

Shen Ding controlled his speed very well. When he reached the end of the rope, he just stopped the downward trend, and then fell straight onto the safety net under the amazed eyes of everyone below.

However, at an altitude of more than 20 meters, the weight of three people, and Shen Ding landing with his feet down, the fragile silk cloth as a safety net could not support this force at all, and it burst open.

As soon as the two children landed, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

"Father!"

"Mom!"

As soon as the rope was untied, Li Zhi rushed into Li Shimin's arms crying and screaming, and the child with a tie on his head also rushed into the arms of a middle-aged woman.

"Be good! Don't be afraid of the pheasant slave! Don't cry! The emperor is here! The pheasant slave will be fine!"

Holding Li Zhi who was already terrified, although he was a little angry at his nonsense, Li Shimin still comforted him in a gentle voice.

However, after listening to Li Shimin's comfort, Li Zhi cried even harder.Weeping and saying.

"Father! The teacher is done! Pheasant slave and little radish got off the hot air balloon. The weight of the hot air balloon has decreased, so it must be going up! The teacher can't get down, blah blah blah"

After hearing this, Li Shimin knew that Li Zhi was worried about Zuo Ming.It was really angry and funny at the moment, and at the same time looked up with a worried face.

Now that the safety net is gone, Zuo Ming's situation is indeed worrying.

Seeing Li Zhi rescued in the palace, Empress Changsun's condition finally stabilized a lot, but she still nervously looked at the hot air balloon that seemed to be floating higher with the binoculars.

——Because she, like Li Shimin, clearly remembers that Zuo Ming is still on it!
The emperor and Empress Changsun did not forget Zuo Ming, and Shen Ding and Wu Dazhu naturally did not forget either. However, after reducing the weight of the two children, the hot air balloon really rose a great distance.

Wu Dazhu had injured his tibia when he sent Shen Ding to the sky before, how could he send Shen Ding up now?

However, seeing that they tried several times but failed, Eunuch Qian finally couldn't bear to stand up.

This time it was Shen Ding and Wu Dazhu who gave money to Eunuch together, but the result was still frustrating.Although Eunuch Qian's skills are high, he can only sigh in awe when the hot air balloon rises nearly ten meters at a time.

Seeing this situation, Zuo Ming at the top really wanted to scold her.

"It's fucking unscientific! It's just the weight of two little kids, how can a hot air balloon go up so much?"

Zuo Ming was not afraid of death, because in this situation, he couldn't die at all.

This is only a few hundred meters high. He fell to the ground from a height of tens of thousands of meters a year ago, and he was fine, let alone a few hundred meters.

What he is most worried about now is that his secret of invulnerability will be exposed and people will treat him as a monster.

However, Zuo Ming obviously didn't have many chances to choose, as the oil in the fire was almost exhausted.When the fire burns out, he will also do a free fall.

"Oh! Looks like I really want to be a fairy!"

Muttering gruffly in his mouth, Zuo Ming picked up the simple parachute that he had prepared in advance, and carried it on his back.

It is not impossible for him to climb down the rope and then jump down at a height of more than 30 meters, but in that case, his secret of indestructibility will also be exposed.

Because he has calculated that with his weight of 30 kilograms, if he falls from a height of [-] meters, the impact force when he falls to the ground will be nearly [-] cattle, or nearly [-] kilograms!
With such a huge force, I'm afraid that even the bluestone slab below will be smashed to pieces. If he is safe and sound, there will be no other explanation except monsters.

"Damn! Such a low distance, I don't know if this parachute is useful."

Cursing in a low voice, Zuo Ming clumsily climbed onto the frame of the hot air balloon.

"What is he going to do?"

Seeing this scene, Empress Changsun in the palace opened her almond eyes, and said to Li Chengqian beside her in disbelief.

Li Chengqian smiled bitterly, he really didn't know how to speak.Now as long as he is not stupid, anyone can see that Zuo Ming is just about to jump down.

But—how is this possible?Is he crazy?
Li Shimin below also turned pale for a while, and immediately shouted loudly, "Zuo Ming! Don't be impulsive! You climb down the rope first, and we will catch you! It's only three feet, it's amazing, I want to die. How can it be so easy?"

Li Shimin thought that Zuo Ming was hopeless, so he decided to commit suicide, so he had to give him hope that was not hope.

Hearing this vaguely from above, Zuo Ming was really angry and funny.

What is "remarkable broken limbs"?Do I, Nima, speak like you?
"Father! If you say that, the teacher will definitely want to dance even more! He is always proud of the old man. If he loses his limbs, he will definitely not want to live anymore!"

Hearing Li Shimin's words, Li Zhi also muttered, making Li Shimin blush for a while, and then the kid made a loudspeaker with his hands and shouted at Zuo Ming.

"Teacher! Don't listen to my father. He has never studied physics, so he doesn't know the force of a three-foot fall! I have calculated that a fat person like you, teacher, will have a force of more than 600 catties when falling. With such a heavy force, your little arms and legs will definitely not be able to bear it! I’ll bring you a bath bucket in a while, fill you with water and decompress it, and keep you safe and sound!”

Zuo Ming naturally heard Li Zhi's words. Although his voice was very low, when he spoke to Li Shimin, the surrounding people were silent, so it was easily transmitted to the sky.

However, after hearing these words clearly, Zuo Ming's face darkened instantly, and he became furious.

"I usually tell you, you little bastard, to read more books, but you just don't listen! What the hell are you thinking! It's still six hundred catties! I slap you to death."

Obviously, the little guy Li Zhi missed a zero in his calculations.

Zuo Ming's roar immediately frightened everyone, and Li Zhi couldn't help shrinking his neck.

Empress Changsun and Li Chengqian in the palace looked at Zuo Ming and suddenly pointed down and cursed, but they couldn't hear the content, so they could only look puzzled there.

After scolding, Zuo Ming felt much better, and immediately said to Li Zhi below, "Stinky boy! Don't you always want to learn real skills? Today the teacher will teach you a real skill!"

After finishing speaking, Zuo Ming stood up straight again, and then took a few deep breaths.

Although he knew that he would be fine, but jumping from such a high place, he still felt a little weak in his legs.

After calming down, Zuo Ming suddenly jumped down.

And following his jump, everyone including Empress Changsun couldn't help holding their breath!
But then, they all gasped again!Eyes full of incredible!

Zuo Ming, who was highly concentrated, opened the parachute behind him not long after leaving the hot air balloon. Under the action of the parachute, Zuo Ming's originally fast landing speed slowed down a lot in an instant, and he seemed to turn into a flying one after a while. Catkins!

"My God! He's flying!"

Looking at Zuo Ming's leisurely figure in the sky through the binoculars, Li Chengqian's eyes almost popped out.

Empress Changsun couldn't even say a word, she just stared at Zuo Ming's slowly falling figure.

At this moment, almost everyone was suffocated!No!It should be said that I forgot to breathe!

Until Zuo Ming strolled to the ground, and then cut off the parachute rope behind them, they still opened their mouths wide and lost their minds for a long time.

At this moment, Zuo Ming is really like a god!This is absolutely no exaggeration!

In a trance, Zuo Ming's half-joking words sounded in Li Shimin's mind, "If I tell you that I fell from the sky, would you believe it?"

These words seemed to have an echo, and kept churning in his mind, until Xiao Li Zhi who was beside him rushed over and hugged Zuo Ming with excitement, and he gradually became sober.

"Teacher! You have such a good thing! Why didn't you use it for me just now! I want to fly too! Let's go up again! Fly again, okay?"

As soon as Li Zhi finished speaking, two violent chestnuts landed on his head almost at the same time.

One was beaten by Li Shimin, and the other, of course, was from Zuo Ming.

This little bastard put it simply, this parachute is just a backup plan made by Zuo Ming in a hurry, whether it can be CD or not is another matter, how dare Zuo Ming use it for him?

(End of this chapter)