Great Master of the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 76 77 The aggrieved Lu Dongzan and Li Zhi's free gold medal

"So! The future husband-in-law of Princess Changle is Master Zuo?"

After a long time, Lu Dongzan resisted the urge to slap Zuo Ming to death, and gritted his teeth.

"Ah! Did you guess all of this? I thought I had hidden it well! It seems that if this person is too good, he is really like the gold in the sand, and he can't hide it even if he wants to hide it." "

Zuo Ming put on a surprised expression and said.However, he was only halfway through speaking when he was interrupted by Lu Dongzan.

"That's enough! Master Zuo, we are here to discuss state affairs! Can you stop making such low-level jokes! Or, this is your country's diplomatic attitude!"

Lu Dongzan was really annoyed, what they wanted to talk about now was a big deal, but this guy in front of him kept making jokes, it was really hateful!

He really couldn't figure out why Li Shimin sent such a gadget to meet them.

"Am I kidding? So what are you doing, Master Lu Dongzan? It's not a marriage anyway, so why did your Zanpu marry our princess instead of our prince to marry your princess! And my prince is exactly the same age as your princess , it seems that this is the only way to be truly well-connected, right!"

Seeing that Lu Dongzan was angry, Zuo Ming also put away his smiling face and said coldly.

Don't you, Lu Dongzan, want to talk seriously?Well!I will tell you to put everything on the table!
"This"

Lu Dongzan, who was originally majestic, choked suddenly.

"I have nothing to say? You have nothing to say, I still have something to say! Our princess is only 12 years old this year. According to the etiquette system of my Tang Dynasty, a girl of this age cannot leave the cabinet at all! If our Majesty really marry Princess Changle You Tubo, I’m afraid that the whole world will laugh at our majesty! Is your Zanpu trying to make our majesty violate the etiquette of our country, and then laugh at the world? If so, then we don’t need to talk about it! Please go back to your country , get ready to go to war! Zuo is not talented, and is willing to lead millions of soldiers to conquer Tubo!"

Said coldly, at the end, Zuo Ming's eyes burst out with endless coldness.

And as he yelled, countless Qianniuwei poured in all around.

Shocked by Zuo Ming's aura, Lu Dongzan staggered and sat down on the grand master's chair.

After a long time, he said with a flickering expression, "Lord Zuo calm down! I don't mean that! My Zanpu doesn't mean that either! In fact, it's not that we don't want to marry the princess to Datang. Married, but it is not a perfect body anymore! This is really a big scandal for me in Tubo, and it is really hard to talk about it below! I hope Master Zuo will not be offended! Alas! Since Princess Changle of your country has been betrothed to Zuo My lord, and the age is indeed too young, so why don't we change the marriage partner, what do you think of Princess Xiangcheng?"

Hearing Lu Dongzan utter such a rhetoric, Zuo Ming really fucked the dog in his heart!

This old guy is really good at it. The innocence of the dignified princess of a country is directly wiped out by his old mouth. If it spreads to Tubo, won't it cause an uproar?
"Lord Lu Dongzan! I have never served anyone in my life, but this time, I really did serve you! Just for this respect to you, don't worry, our prince and you guys Zuo Mou will definitely help you with Princess Wa's affairs! Thinking about Princess Dawa's situation, it's not right to stay in Tubo, just marry us in Tang Dynasty!

You don't have to worry about the fact that the princess is not perfect anymore, as Zuo Mou just said, Zuo Mou still has some influence in Datang!To put it bluntly, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince also wants to behave like a teacher and a student when he sees Zuo Mou!If he dares not agree, Zuo will definitely beat him up!Draw until he agrees! "

When Lu Dongzan heard the beginning, he still looked complacent, thinking that he had something to do.But after hearing it, he was stunned.The eyes looking at Zuo Ming have changed into a look of "seeing a ghost".

"Wait. Master Zuo. Me."

But Zuo Ming didn't even give him time to react, so he went over and patted his shoulder affectionately, then shook hands with him cordially, and then happily led a large group of Qianniuwei away up.

The group of Qianniuwei heard the conversation in the hall from beginning to end, and they couldn't hold it anymore. As soon as they left the hall, they burst out laughing, laughing until their stomach hurts.However, they are dedicated to their work, laughing like this and not forgetting to follow Zuo Ming all the way to protect his safety.

Seeing their appearance, Zuo Ming, who had endured for a long time, also burst out laughing.

Lu Dongzan's expression just now was so wonderful, he even thinks about it now.

This old guy is also overestimated, he dares to compare "cheaper" with Zuo Ming, can you be as cheap as him?

After returning from victory, Zuo Ming naturally wanted to finalize the matter immediately, so he immediately came to the palace and told Li Shimin about the prince's marriage to Princess Dawa.

Li Shimin was also quite satisfied with this result, he didn't care how Zuo Ming succeeded, anyway, he let the Ministry of Rites order the marriage documents, sent them to Honglu Temple, and then handed them over to Lu Dongzan.

Li Shimin is not going to meet Lu Dongzan anymore, because Zuo Ming said that Lu Dongzan is not easy to deal with, he likes to be a rogue, and he can only be dealt with by people who are more rogue than him.

Of course, Li Shimin would not admit that he is also a person who likes to be a rascal, so he can only hand over this matter to Zuo Ming.After all, the result that Zuo Ming got now is just in line with his wishes.

When Lu Dongzan received the marriage document, he was stunned.He really didn't expect that Zuo Ming would have such a big voice in front of Li Shimin, they had just finished talking here, and Zuo Ming had already obtained the documents, it took less than two hours!

Knowing that he underestimated Zuo Ming, Lu Dongzan regretted it very much.However, he was not in a hurry to sign the document, but quickly wrote a letter, which was sent to Tubo in a hurry.

And he himself continued to live in the post house.There is still nearly a month and a half before Wanbang's court meeting, so he decided to use the pretext of watching the ceremony to meet Li Shimin once!No matter what, he will make a final effort to change the result set by Zuo Ming's rogue.

Lu Dongzan did not sign or leave, so Zuo Ming was naturally quite upset.He was upset, so he naturally wanted to torment Lu Dongzan.

Immediately, he made a bunch of large and small firecrackers in the secret military workshop, and then handed them over to Li Zhi and Murong Yi, and let them go to bomb Ludongzan all day long.

On the first day, a firecracker fell from Lu Dongzan's window onto his bed, scaring the sleeping Lu Dongzan half to death.

And the next day, Murong Yi put a few throwing cannons that would explode if squeezed, at the door that Lu Dongzan must pass, and then told the nearby Datang military guards not to step on them. Later, Lu Dongzan's shoes were blown up. It was so shattered that even the soles of the feet were blown off a few bones.

When things got serious, Zuo Ming brought Li Zhi to the door with a smile on his face, and said embarrassingly to Lu Dong, "Lord Lu Dong praised, I am really sorry! These divine thunders were put down by His Royal Highness King Jin." ！他呀，听说你们赞普居然要将他的姐姐娶到很远很远的地方去，一时间气不过，就来搞了一下恶作剧！您放心，方才我已经揍过他了！以后肯定Don't dare to do it again!"

With thick bandages tied on his feet, half lying on the bed, the corner of Lu Dongzan's mouth twitched fiercely, looking at Zuo Ming, unable to say a word.

The name of the so-called Divine Thunder has long spread throughout the surrounding countries, which is also the fundamental reason why all nations came to court this time.

Given the preciousness of the divine thunder, Lu Dongzan never believed that Li Zhi, a six-year-old child, could get such a small divine thunder that could not kill anyone!There must be a shadow of Zuo Ming in it!
However, although he was clear in his heart, how dare Lu Dongzan speak out?I'm afraid that if he vented his anger by speaking out today, Zuo Ming would dare to blast him into the sky with a real thunderbolt tomorrow.

This Zuo Ming is really too evil, he even dared to beat the prince casually, he has already heard about it these days, and seeing Li Zhi's cute appearance in front of him, it is obvious that he has been deeply poisoned.

Faced with such a lawless and reckless person, even Lu Dongzan's old age accident, can't help but send a shivers down the spine.

"Master Zuo is serious! It's just a few minor injuries! I just hope that His Royal Highness King Jin will not misunderstand the old man again."

After a long time, Lu Dongzan suppressed the anger in his heart and forced a smile.

After hearing this, Zuo Ming pushed Li Zhi calmly.

Knowing that it was time for his performance, Li Zhi raised his chin and pretended to be arrogant, "Huh! Is there a misunderstanding? It depends on whether the marriage document is signed! This king warns you, if you still If you dare to attack my sister, it won’t be your foot that will be blown off next time! It’s amazing, I’ll give the teacher a good beating again!”

After finishing speaking, Li Zhi walked away arrogantly.

"Ah! Children are ignorant! Master Lu Dongzan laughed at me! I'm going to teach that boy a lesson. If I don't beat him for a few days, I will go to the house to expose the tiles. You have a rest!"

With a pretentious sigh, Zuo Ming saluted slightly and walked out of Lu Dongzan's bedroom.

He had just left the courtyard, and Li Zhi ran over happily, "Teacher! Teacher! How was my performance just now?"

"Great! I'm almost catching up with Teacher!"

Smiling lightly, Zuo Ming touched Li Zhi's little head, then took out a small wooden token from his pocket and handed it to him, "Here! This is your reward - no gold medal! In the future If you make a mistake, you can be exempted from it! But it can only be used once!"

"Ok!"

Li Zhi was overjoyed when he got the "free gold medal", nodded heavily, and ran to Little Carrot Head Murong Yi to show off.

In order to anger Lu Dongzan, Zuo Ming and Li Zhi spoke loudly, so Lu Dongzan in the room could hear them clearly.

This time, he, who was quite self-cultivated, was really so angry that his blood surged.

After a while, there was a hoarse roar, "Zuo Ming! You are too deceitful!"

It's a pity that when he was roaring, Zuo Ming had already walked a long way humming a little song.
(End of this chapter)