Chapter 1
As soon as he came out of the toilet, he received a call from Long Lei.
"Hey, Su Tong, everything is settled."
"Really, that's great. When can I move in?"
"It's up to you, as long as you pay the rent."
"OK, when are you moving?"
"I won't move. My old lady changed her mind temporarily and refused to let me move out, saying that it is too free outside and it is easy to learn bad things."
"Oh, what should I do? Didn't you still say you took me to whoring?
"Whore your head, I'm still thinking about it now, I'll take you there later. Remember to let me know when you move, and I'll help you move things."
"Okay, let's do it tomorrow."
Finally moving out.Standing under the sun, I saw the youthful and bright faces of the freshmen, and remembered the passion I had when I first entered school.Although I didn't think about pointing out the country, I always have the heart to stir up the dung and dust of thousands of households.I remember wearing an orange shoulder bag and dragging a black lockbox in my right hand like a farmer entering the city.The golden sunlight pierced through a strand of thin hair on my forehead and hit my young face. The warm wind slowly blew and filled my white shirt. The smiling receptionist seemed to be picking up 100 yuan. Running towards me, exhaling like blue...
"Su Tong, what are you thinking about? You're so preoccupied?" Chu Chu asked, interrupting my thoughts.What a disappointment.
"It's nothing, it's just that I'm suddenly full of emotions. You said that this person is not getting more mature and more sensible, but after a year of college, my point of view has completely changed. People will degenerate, and the more they live, the less they understand. .”
"Hey, has your mind evolved? Why are you pretending to be deep?" Chu Chu despised my behavior.
I shook my head and said nothing, looking at the sky in the distance.I think my current posture is very similar to when Long Lei said a certain sentence.He said: "I am willing to exchange my youth for the wine in your glass, provided that you are sure that this glass of wine must make me drunk." Truth.I remember that when Long Lei said this, his expression was very sad, his eyes were looking at the sky, looking helpless.
Long Lei is my classmate and hard-core brother. He is very handsome and talented, but unfortunately his thoughts are extremely impure.He often took me to sit on the lawn beside the cement road of the school to watch the beauties, and sometimes formed a gang to comment on the beauties passing by.He said it was called "Beautiful Colors and Delicious Foods" to relieve visual fatigue.But sometimes you can relax your muscles and bones.I remember one time we saw an ugly woman with huge boobs swinging her hips towards us.Long Lei said that it was a waste of money to have such an attractive chest on this guy.I urged him to ask what size cup this woman wears.You don't have to doubt this, Long Lei will definitely dare to ask.Our insiders have a rule that if you pass by a Tang Dynasty woman, everyone will guess her size, and if you guess wrong, please guess right and get a meal.As for the woman in front of me, I guess 32D, and Long Lei guesses 30E.Long Lei said that judging from his years of observation experience, I definitely lost a meal this time.I refused to admit defeat and insisted on asking him about the real size.I said that I would not shed tears when I saw the coffin.Long Lei told me that you are waiting to die, and then went to that woman.As a result, Long Lei was almost kicked into a eunuch by the embroidered legs of the big-breasted woman. Fortunately, his second child didn't have the blood to hold his head up and chest out in anger, otherwise he would be broken.Long Lei retreated in embarrassment, accompanied by the curse of the ugly woman and the ridicule of his classmates.He said angrily that he met a carnivorous dinosaur, but fortunately he escaped quickly, otherwise there would be no bones left.From then on, when Long Lei went to ask a woman's size, he made a signature move, that is, quickly covered his lower body with his hands after asking.This makes people who don't know how to see it feel a little weird.
Long Lei is a lover, which can be proved by his frequent girlfriend changes.In my eyes, anyone who can change girlfriends more diligently than changing clothes is a lover.Except for ducks, though.The relationship between the duck and the client is only a transaction of money and flesh, and it cannot be called a friend at all.
Long Lei once boasted to me that he could chase after any woman in the school, of course, except for married women and unbeautiful female teachers.Time has proved that his Haikou is worthy of praise.Under his handsome appearance, sweet talk, romantic money and many other sugar-coated shells, many women with weak willpower became Long Lei's colony.Among them were two young teachers.According to this example, we can see that women are vain animals who cannot withstand coercion and temptation. I call them emotional animals.However, one woman is an exception.Zhuo Ying.
When Zhuo Ying's name was mentioned, the glorious images of thousands of people fighting one after another and the uncle bombing the bunker appeared in front of my eyes.Countless people who bombed the bunker fell down and the bunker remained intact.This is Zhuo Ying's charm.
It is said that Zhuo Ying is the school belle selected by the teachers and students of the school.Once the school held a beauty pageant, and the photos of all the girls in the school were posted on the bulletin board, which was as big as several basketball courts. Others chose the beauty goddess in their hearts based on the photos.In the end, Zhuo Ying won the championship with an absolute advantage.Later, Long Lei secretly tore off Zhuo Ying's photo and pasted it on his bedside. Every night before going to bed, he would kiss her with his unwashed mouth.After a long time, Zhuo Ying in the photo was kissed by Long Lei and disappeared.I have seen this photo before, Zhuo Ying on it is really beautiful.
But things like photos are unreliable.I once saw a photo of a woman with freckles and a big black mole on the corner of her mouth, which turned out to be a pure and beautiful girl.Her face that had experienced vicissitudes in the world was lightly clicked by the mouse, and everything that should disappear disappeared.I saw the woman weeping with joy while holding the developed photo.This photo gave her a pleasant surprise.From this fact, we can know that people always like to deceive themselves and others, and, not only what they see with their own eyes is not credible, but what they see with their own eyes is also not credible.
There is one more thing I have to say, otherwise I will panic.When I was in high school, my school held a similar beauty pageant. At that time, it was the party secretary who distributed the ballots.Unfortunately, our party secretary himself participated in the beauty pageant, so corruption happened.The Communist Youth League secretary blatantly said that those who did not vote for her would not get votes.Tell me, how much credibility do you have for beauty pageants after such a thing?I don't believe it anymore.
Not catching up with Zhuo Ying is Long Lei's biggest regret in this life.He felt that Zhuo Ying's refusal of him was pretending to be reserved, but I was secretly happy, it seems that there is still a clear spring in the school that has not been polluted by Long Lei's evil hands.
Long Lei once bewitched me to pursue Zhuo Ying, to test whether she was really what other men who failed to blow up the bunker said.They said that Zhuo Ying liked herself, and other men simply couldn't get into her eyes.Or, Zhuo Ying is gay.
I firmly rejected his bad idea.I'm not afraid that I won't be able to catch up with Zhuo Ying, but I'm afraid that Zhuo Ying really likes me, what should I do?Who am I after all?Handsome and handsome is my surname, romantic and suave is my first name, and Yushu Linfeng is my pen name.ok I admit it.I'm afraid my family Chuchu will be jealous.She is a tigress.Opening a jar of vinegar can kill a trainload of people with acid.So, I had no choice but to succumb to her lust.So you are satisfied.
After all, I really hope to have a chance encounter with Zhuo Ying or a car crash or something, just to meet once.What makes me strange is that in such a small school as ours, I have never seen the real Zhuo Ying, not even once.As for her beauty, I can only stop at the indisputable photo of her being kissed by Long Lei and Long Lei's exaggerated praise.I think it may be that we didn't look back five hundred times in the previous life, or we did, but it was less than five hundred times, so we don't even have a chance to pass each other in this life.
(End of this chapter)
As soon as he came out of the toilet, he received a call from Long Lei.
"Hey, Su Tong, everything is settled."
"Really, that's great. When can I move in?"
"It's up to you, as long as you pay the rent."
"OK, when are you moving?"
"I won't move. My old lady changed her mind temporarily and refused to let me move out, saying that it is too free outside and it is easy to learn bad things."
"Oh, what should I do? Didn't you still say you took me to whoring?
"Whore your head, I'm still thinking about it now, I'll take you there later. Remember to let me know when you move, and I'll help you move things."
"Okay, let's do it tomorrow."
Finally moving out.Standing under the sun, I saw the youthful and bright faces of the freshmen, and remembered the passion I had when I first entered school.Although I didn't think about pointing out the country, I always have the heart to stir up the dung and dust of thousands of households.I remember wearing an orange shoulder bag and dragging a black lockbox in my right hand like a farmer entering the city.The golden sunlight pierced through a strand of thin hair on my forehead and hit my young face. The warm wind slowly blew and filled my white shirt. The smiling receptionist seemed to be picking up 100 yuan. Running towards me, exhaling like blue...
"Su Tong, what are you thinking about? You're so preoccupied?" Chu Chu asked, interrupting my thoughts.What a disappointment.
"It's nothing, it's just that I'm suddenly full of emotions. You said that this person is not getting more mature and more sensible, but after a year of college, my point of view has completely changed. People will degenerate, and the more they live, the less they understand. .”
"Hey, has your mind evolved? Why are you pretending to be deep?" Chu Chu despised my behavior.
I shook my head and said nothing, looking at the sky in the distance.I think my current posture is very similar to when Long Lei said a certain sentence.He said: "I am willing to exchange my youth for the wine in your glass, provided that you are sure that this glass of wine must make me drunk." Truth.I remember that when Long Lei said this, his expression was very sad, his eyes were looking at the sky, looking helpless.
Long Lei is my classmate and hard-core brother. He is very handsome and talented, but unfortunately his thoughts are extremely impure.He often took me to sit on the lawn beside the cement road of the school to watch the beauties, and sometimes formed a gang to comment on the beauties passing by.He said it was called "Beautiful Colors and Delicious Foods" to relieve visual fatigue.But sometimes you can relax your muscles and bones.I remember one time we saw an ugly woman with huge boobs swinging her hips towards us.Long Lei said that it was a waste of money to have such an attractive chest on this guy.I urged him to ask what size cup this woman wears.You don't have to doubt this, Long Lei will definitely dare to ask.Our insiders have a rule that if you pass by a Tang Dynasty woman, everyone will guess her size, and if you guess wrong, please guess right and get a meal.As for the woman in front of me, I guess 32D, and Long Lei guesses 30E.Long Lei said that judging from his years of observation experience, I definitely lost a meal this time.I refused to admit defeat and insisted on asking him about the real size.I said that I would not shed tears when I saw the coffin.Long Lei told me that you are waiting to die, and then went to that woman.As a result, Long Lei was almost kicked into a eunuch by the embroidered legs of the big-breasted woman. Fortunately, his second child didn't have the blood to hold his head up and chest out in anger, otherwise he would be broken.Long Lei retreated in embarrassment, accompanied by the curse of the ugly woman and the ridicule of his classmates.He said angrily that he met a carnivorous dinosaur, but fortunately he escaped quickly, otherwise there would be no bones left.From then on, when Long Lei went to ask a woman's size, he made a signature move, that is, quickly covered his lower body with his hands after asking.This makes people who don't know how to see it feel a little weird.
Long Lei is a lover, which can be proved by his frequent girlfriend changes.In my eyes, anyone who can change girlfriends more diligently than changing clothes is a lover.Except for ducks, though.The relationship between the duck and the client is only a transaction of money and flesh, and it cannot be called a friend at all.
Long Lei once boasted to me that he could chase after any woman in the school, of course, except for married women and unbeautiful female teachers.Time has proved that his Haikou is worthy of praise.Under his handsome appearance, sweet talk, romantic money and many other sugar-coated shells, many women with weak willpower became Long Lei's colony.Among them were two young teachers.According to this example, we can see that women are vain animals who cannot withstand coercion and temptation. I call them emotional animals.However, one woman is an exception.Zhuo Ying.
When Zhuo Ying's name was mentioned, the glorious images of thousands of people fighting one after another and the uncle bombing the bunker appeared in front of my eyes.Countless people who bombed the bunker fell down and the bunker remained intact.This is Zhuo Ying's charm.
It is said that Zhuo Ying is the school belle selected by the teachers and students of the school.Once the school held a beauty pageant, and the photos of all the girls in the school were posted on the bulletin board, which was as big as several basketball courts. Others chose the beauty goddess in their hearts based on the photos.In the end, Zhuo Ying won the championship with an absolute advantage.Later, Long Lei secretly tore off Zhuo Ying's photo and pasted it on his bedside. Every night before going to bed, he would kiss her with his unwashed mouth.After a long time, Zhuo Ying in the photo was kissed by Long Lei and disappeared.I have seen this photo before, Zhuo Ying on it is really beautiful.
But things like photos are unreliable.I once saw a photo of a woman with freckles and a big black mole on the corner of her mouth, which turned out to be a pure and beautiful girl.Her face that had experienced vicissitudes in the world was lightly clicked by the mouse, and everything that should disappear disappeared.I saw the woman weeping with joy while holding the developed photo.This photo gave her a pleasant surprise.From this fact, we can know that people always like to deceive themselves and others, and, not only what they see with their own eyes is not credible, but what they see with their own eyes is also not credible.
There is one more thing I have to say, otherwise I will panic.When I was in high school, my school held a similar beauty pageant. At that time, it was the party secretary who distributed the ballots.Unfortunately, our party secretary himself participated in the beauty pageant, so corruption happened.The Communist Youth League secretary blatantly said that those who did not vote for her would not get votes.Tell me, how much credibility do you have for beauty pageants after such a thing?I don't believe it anymore.
Not catching up with Zhuo Ying is Long Lei's biggest regret in this life.He felt that Zhuo Ying's refusal of him was pretending to be reserved, but I was secretly happy, it seems that there is still a clear spring in the school that has not been polluted by Long Lei's evil hands.
Long Lei once bewitched me to pursue Zhuo Ying, to test whether she was really what other men who failed to blow up the bunker said.They said that Zhuo Ying liked herself, and other men simply couldn't get into her eyes.Or, Zhuo Ying is gay.
I firmly rejected his bad idea.I'm not afraid that I won't be able to catch up with Zhuo Ying, but I'm afraid that Zhuo Ying really likes me, what should I do?Who am I after all?Handsome and handsome is my surname, romantic and suave is my first name, and Yushu Linfeng is my pen name.ok I admit it.I'm afraid my family Chuchu will be jealous.She is a tigress.Opening a jar of vinegar can kill a trainload of people with acid.So, I had no choice but to succumb to her lust.So you are satisfied.
After all, I really hope to have a chance encounter with Zhuo Ying or a car crash or something, just to meet once.What makes me strange is that in such a small school as ours, I have never seen the real Zhuo Ying, not even once.As for her beauty, I can only stop at the indisputable photo of her being kissed by Long Lei and Long Lei's exaggerated praise.I think it may be that we didn't look back five hundred times in the previous life, or we did, but it was less than five hundred times, so we don't even have a chance to pass each other in this life.
(End of this chapter)
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