The happy life of living with the best school girl

Chapter 52 Zhuo Ying (5)

"Am I like that?" I asked, picking up the wine on the table and downing it.It's good to be drunk, and I can fall asleep early in bed without thinking too much.

"Zhang Hao, don't you fucking quarrel, okay? Brothers are talking about business." Xiaopang shouted at the frolicking Zhang Hao and Zhou Yu.

"It's okay. You guys go on. We don't have that much business to talk about." I waved my hand to signal them to continue.They sat there quietly and listened to me.

"Let's talk about something serious. It's not easy for the brothers to get together. It's tiring to be tense. Come on, everyone will take turns telling funny jokes. If you can't tell, you will be fined three glasses of wine." I said.

"Raise your feet to agree!" A Niu laughed. "Let me tell you one thing first."

"Because of life, the cat sat on the table in the hair salon run by the fox. One day, the mouse came to the hair salon and called for the cat to stay overnight. The cat swore to die. The mouse was furious and said: 'At first, I was chasing me to death, but now I send it to my door. Come here to be prudish!" After speaking, everyone laughed.

Zhang Hao stood up and said, "I also told one about male teachers and female students. The students handed the composition manuscripts to the teacher. After reading it, the teacher said: 'The whole is quite plump. There are two prominent points in the upper half. Some parts are rough, there are holes in the middle, and there is too much water. I will press the whole part for you at night, and then insert my part, and it will be full.'”

As soon as Zhang Hao finished speaking, Zhou Yu rushed to say: "It's funny if it's funny, but it's uncivilized. Let me tell you something civilized. An old maid married an old virgin. On the wedding night, the old maid made a special appearance to show her purity. A pair of old virgins in the joint exam. She said: "One river and two mountains, no one has climbed it in 29 years." ? Hey, Rush tonight!"

Hahahaha~~~~~~ Everyone laughed.

Xiaopang smiled and said, "You are not considered civilized. Now the times are advancing, and even prostitutes and customers are more civilized. Other prostitutes shouted: 'If you are destined to meet thousands of miles away, 200 yuan is not expensive.' The customer said: "Thousands of rivers and mountains are always love, can 50 yuan do it?" The prostitute said: "The spring breeze wants to cross the Yumen Pass, and the minimum cost is one hundred and thirteen." What?' The prostitute was silent. The customer said angrily, "There is true love in the world, and I will bring 80 yuan today." The prostitute shouted: "I bet my youth tomorrow, and a hundred less is considered rape."

Hahahaha~~~~~~ Everyone laughed paralyzed.

I figured it was about time to tell a joke and go to bed.

I said: "I'm talking about a brain test. Whether you can guess it or not depends on your own ability. A bird wearing a bulletproof vest is dancing happily on a big tree. At this time, a hunter came. Just listen to bang A gunshot fired and killed the little bird. The bullet hit the little bird's heart. May I ask, how could the little bird be killed while dancing in a body armor?"

After the joke was told, only Xiaopang laughed.He said: "T..." I covered my mouth with a smelly sock.

"Let them guess the answer by themselves. Hehe~~~~I'm drunk and sleepy tonight, who do you arrange for me to sleep with?"

No one answered, and he was all fucking drowsy thinking about the question just now.

At this time Zhou Yu came over and patted me on the shoulder: "Sleep with me, this bed is yours."

"Then I'm not polite." I took off my clothes and lay down on the corpse.

In the middle of the night, I was woken up by Zhou Yu.In a daze I felt him sucking my lips, his hand in my panties stroking my cock.

(End of this chapter)