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Chapter 309, the fat monk quits anger
Chapter 309, the fat monk quits anger
"Amitabha, goodness, goodness. The poor monk sees that the miasma in your mountain village is very heavy. I am afraid that the ghosts have been hiding for a long time, which has affected the people in the village. If you want to expel the miasma, you need to do a ritual."
A fat monk was rubbing Buddhist beads, his eyes were fixed, his face was full of piousness, and he looked quite like an eminent monk.
"Mother, isn't the monk a vegetarian? How could he be so fat?"
asked a childish voice.
"Hush! Shut up quickly and talk nonsense. He is a monk, so he is merciful. If you talk nonsense, they will eat you!"
The child was shoved by his grandmother and had a handful of melon seeds in his hand.
"Master, our country people are poor, our pockets are cleaner than our faces, but we can't afford the ritual money. Did the government give us the money? We are the people of Baoku Town, and the parents and officials can't ignore us."
"Presumptuous! The government is handling the case, and the irrelevant people will be cleared immediately. Where is Chen Xiaoqing's home?!"
"Cut, retreat! Let's go!"
The onlookers faded away like a tide, leaving behind a field of melon seeds.
"Stop! Where is Chen Xiaoqing's house? Where is Lizheng in your village?"
"The old man is Lizheng of Dazhang Village, my lord, master, you are finally here, we have waited so hard for you!"
As soon as Sun Ming showed up, he burst into tears, and rushed over as if he had found the organization, and cried while hugging the fat monk:
"Master, you don't know, that Chen Xiaoqing's sorcerer skills are so powerful that she almost destroyed our entire village! If you don't believe me, go and see, the ancestral hall in our Dazhang Village was smashed down by her!"
While pulling the fat monk's sleeves, he walked to the ancestral hall.
The villagers who were going to go home to cook saw Lizheng's posture, and suddenly felt that the matter was not easy, and the melon seeds stopped knocking, and they howled as soon as they shook their noses.
"Oh, Lord Qingtian, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, Tathagata Buddha! You have remembered us. If we hadn't worked together to drive out those evildoers just now, we would all be dead! Come and see Huang Da of our village! Niu, her man was killed by those monsters, he died so badly, his head is rotten!"
"Yeah, you didn't see it just now, it's really powerful, the huge waves were hundreds of meters high, the big river broke its embankment, and the river was diverted, don't you think it's a thousand-year-old snake demon?
If this is a thousand-year-old snake demon, then Fahai will have to come. You have seen the black cloud just now. It is really evil. They were blown away by us on their front feet, and the sky will be sunny on their back feet. It's a pity that you came late One step, or it just happens to be able to subdue demons and eliminate demons! "'
"Etc., etc!"
When Jie Chen heard something was wrong, he hurriedly asked:
"What, what are you talking about? The big river broke its embankment? The house collapsed?"
Jie Chen has been in the temple since he was a child. Although he is a wine and sex monk, he is still very afraid of these gods.
Originally, when he heard that Huang Xiaoniu said that there was a stunning little daughter-in-law, he started to itch in his heart. The two discussed how to proceed, but who would have thought that when they returned to the mountain, they would be told that there was a big man who was going to perform a big ritual and no one would be allowed to leave, so they kept After waiting for so long, I went down the mountain to do this.
When I arrived at Baoku Town and reported the name of Tianlong Temple, I was so frightened that the government officials were so frightened that the farts followed.
As for harboring criminals, he made it up. Anyway, if you are a group of refugees, if you say you are a criminal, you are. If you have the ability, you can prove that you are not.
There is no guidance issued by the government, saying that you are what you are.
When the time comes, the crime will be determined, so the little daughter-in-law will let herself be rounded and flattened, and she can do whatever she wants?
"Master, can we still lie to you? Just now Lizheng said that the north is too dark and no one in the village is allowed to go there!
You don't know, as soon as their front feet left our territory, the sky lit up on their back feet, and the water stopped making noise all of a sudden, what a hell! "
"Little benefactor, is what your mother said true?"
Jie Chen was stupefied by Zhang's bluff, so he asked the child.
"Master, this is my grandson, not my son, can't you tell?"
Quit anger: "..."
(End of this chapter)
"Amitabha, goodness, goodness. The poor monk sees that the miasma in your mountain village is very heavy. I am afraid that the ghosts have been hiding for a long time, which has affected the people in the village. If you want to expel the miasma, you need to do a ritual."
A fat monk was rubbing Buddhist beads, his eyes were fixed, his face was full of piousness, and he looked quite like an eminent monk.
"Mother, isn't the monk a vegetarian? How could he be so fat?"
asked a childish voice.
"Hush! Shut up quickly and talk nonsense. He is a monk, so he is merciful. If you talk nonsense, they will eat you!"
The child was shoved by his grandmother and had a handful of melon seeds in his hand.
"Master, our country people are poor, our pockets are cleaner than our faces, but we can't afford the ritual money. Did the government give us the money? We are the people of Baoku Town, and the parents and officials can't ignore us."
"Presumptuous! The government is handling the case, and the irrelevant people will be cleared immediately. Where is Chen Xiaoqing's home?!"
"Cut, retreat! Let's go!"
The onlookers faded away like a tide, leaving behind a field of melon seeds.
"Stop! Where is Chen Xiaoqing's house? Where is Lizheng in your village?"
"The old man is Lizheng of Dazhang Village, my lord, master, you are finally here, we have waited so hard for you!"
As soon as Sun Ming showed up, he burst into tears, and rushed over as if he had found the organization, and cried while hugging the fat monk:
"Master, you don't know, that Chen Xiaoqing's sorcerer skills are so powerful that she almost destroyed our entire village! If you don't believe me, go and see, the ancestral hall in our Dazhang Village was smashed down by her!"
While pulling the fat monk's sleeves, he walked to the ancestral hall.
The villagers who were going to go home to cook saw Lizheng's posture, and suddenly felt that the matter was not easy, and the melon seeds stopped knocking, and they howled as soon as they shook their noses.
"Oh, Lord Qingtian, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, Tathagata Buddha! You have remembered us. If we hadn't worked together to drive out those evildoers just now, we would all be dead! Come and see Huang Da of our village! Niu, her man was killed by those monsters, he died so badly, his head is rotten!"
"Yeah, you didn't see it just now, it's really powerful, the huge waves were hundreds of meters high, the big river broke its embankment, and the river was diverted, don't you think it's a thousand-year-old snake demon?
If this is a thousand-year-old snake demon, then Fahai will have to come. You have seen the black cloud just now. It is really evil. They were blown away by us on their front feet, and the sky will be sunny on their back feet. It's a pity that you came late One step, or it just happens to be able to subdue demons and eliminate demons! "'
"Etc., etc!"
When Jie Chen heard something was wrong, he hurriedly asked:
"What, what are you talking about? The big river broke its embankment? The house collapsed?"
Jie Chen has been in the temple since he was a child. Although he is a wine and sex monk, he is still very afraid of these gods.
Originally, when he heard that Huang Xiaoniu said that there was a stunning little daughter-in-law, he started to itch in his heart. The two discussed how to proceed, but who would have thought that when they returned to the mountain, they would be told that there was a big man who was going to perform a big ritual and no one would be allowed to leave, so they kept After waiting for so long, I went down the mountain to do this.
When I arrived at Baoku Town and reported the name of Tianlong Temple, I was so frightened that the government officials were so frightened that the farts followed.
As for harboring criminals, he made it up. Anyway, if you are a group of refugees, if you say you are a criminal, you are. If you have the ability, you can prove that you are not.
There is no guidance issued by the government, saying that you are what you are.
When the time comes, the crime will be determined, so the little daughter-in-law will let herself be rounded and flattened, and she can do whatever she wants?
"Master, can we still lie to you? Just now Lizheng said that the north is too dark and no one in the village is allowed to go there!
You don't know, as soon as their front feet left our territory, the sky lit up on their back feet, and the water stopped making noise all of a sudden, what a hell! "
"Little benefactor, is what your mother said true?"
Jie Chen was stupefied by Zhang's bluff, so he asked the child.
"Master, this is my grandson, not my son, can't you tell?"
Quit anger: "..."
(End of this chapter)
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