Landlord of the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 336 My Hand!
———Lingzhou

Li Shimin returned in a big victory, as Xu Qing and Zhao Gong had expected, Li Shimin resolutely gave up occupying the entire territory of Tuyuhun.Gathering up the nobles left behind in the hometown of Tuyuhun, he gave both favors and powers, and selected a man named Murong Fu to temporarily stand as Khan.And reached an agreement with the nobles not to invade each other, and Tuyuhun surrendered to the Tang Dynasty.This not occupying the whole territory was turned into a gift by Li Shimin and given to Tuyuhun as a minister.

Then, Li Shimin led all the Han people from Tuyuhun's hometown to Lingzhou, and brought back a large number of cattle and sheep.The cattle and sheep are reparations.In addition, Li Shimin took Murongfu's son, and then left a confidant in Tuyuhun as the supervisor.He returned with a large army, returned the soldiers and horses to Lingzhou, resettled the people, distributed cattle and sheep, and was very unhappy.

And those joys belonged to the common people and soldiers, Li Shimin couldn't be happy.Since the Sui Dynasty, when Li Shimin and Li Yuan fought together, they have won many battles. He still doesn't pay attention to the little Tuyuhun.

However, Li Shimin was not happy because he had won more battles.The so-called master of high merit, Li Shimin, although he is the third person in the world today, he is still a courtier!Only the emperor and the prince can be called "jun".

Others worry about too little credit, but Li Shimin worries about too much credit, especially when Li Yuan is deliberately alienating him.Those who have made meritorious deeds will be rewarded, and those who have done wrong will be punished. Li Shimin has already fulfilled the Ministerial Order, and his status has risen to the third place in the world. It can be said that there is no reward.If you reward again, unless you become a prince.

Li Shimin hesitated, not knowing how to deal with his great achievement in Lingzhou.At this moment, Changsun Wuji poked his head in.Seeing Li Shimin's frowning face, Changsun Wuji was like a roundworm in Li Shimin's stomach, so he immediately understood.

Immediately, Changsun Wuji said: "Your Highness, yin and yang can be eliminated, merit and demerit can be offset..."

Li Shimin's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he asked, "Then where should I do something wrong?"

Changsun Wuji replied: "In a few days, the snow will melt and the roads will be muddy. His Highness can take this opportunity to delay returning. In addition, His Highness can resettle the people in Lingzhou. This is because the officers and soldiers are interfering in local civil affairs. The combination of the two , or..."

Suddenly, Li Shimin bowed to Changsun Wuji and said, "Mount Tai is really my king's think tank!"

Changsun Wuji took a step aside, and also said in return: "Don't dare, just, I just heard that the little girl is pregnant again, uh..."

Li Shimin sighed: "Yes, Chengqian and Tai'er are still children... Oh, Taishan, why don't you go back to Chang'an first, otherwise Guanyin has no one around her..."

Changsun Wuji replied, "Then thank you Your Highness..."

Just as he was about to turn around, Changsun Wuji thought of something again: "Oh, by the way, that Xu Qing is a dark horse in the imperial court now, Your Highness should pay attention, he is from that side, not sure. .”

Li Shimin's eyes flashed coldly: "Hmph, speaking of him, I remembered something."

"Oh? What?"

"The power I planned for a long time in Hebei was destroyed by this Xu Qing..." Li Shimin's face was stern: "However, I didn't know him at the time, and he didn't know that it was my accident..."

Changsun Wuji then asked: "Your Highness, why did this Xu Qing suddenly have a strength comparable to yours, even though the place in Hebei was just established?"

Li Shimin sighed and said: "Oh, Jiang is still old and spicy, the old man is hiding everything, what can I do?"

Changsun Wuji also felt a little pain in his head, and asked: "Then, His Highness is not sure, the other party does not know your identity?"

Li Shimin nodded and said: "I really don't know. Only their supreme commander knows about my relationship with that force. If, if he leaks the news, it will be another story."

Changsun Wuji breathed a sigh of relief, he knew that the person chosen by Li Shimin could be trusted.Changsun Wuji pondered for a while and said: "Your Highness, the Emperor trusts Xu Qing very much, you can keep some favors in secret, if in the future... alas..."

Li Shimin agreed: "I see, Taishan will go back this time and help me take care of Chengqian. He is also the age to learn things..."

"Well, the old man left first..."

———Xuanwu Gate
Xu Qing's experiment began. The chopped sponge was placed on a thick cotton cloth, and then covered with a thinner gauze and sewn up.

"Zhao Gong, what are you doing?" Xu Qing carefully sewed the sanitary napkin, and asked Zhao Gong who was playing beside him.

Zhao Gong responded, "The little one is boiling hot water..."

Xu Qing said again: "Come here, don't burn it, I want to do something with you..."

Zhao Gong hurried over when he heard the words, and asked, "Master, just tell me, I'll come!"

Xu Qingfeng put the sanitary napkin in his hand, looked at Zhao Gong with a sneer and asked, "Zhao Gong, do you want to pee?"

Seeing Xu Qing's expression, Zhao Gong couldn't help tightening his legs, and said timidly: "Just now, I didn't want it just now, but the question you asked, master, made me want it."

Xu Qing laughed, threw the sanitary napkin on Zhao Gong and said, "Go, put this on and pee..."

Zhao Gong hurriedly caught it and asked, "Master, don't scare me, how can you wear this..."

"Oh..." Xu Qing patted his head, there was no glue, how could it stick?And Zhao Gong didn't have briefs, so he couldn't wear them at all.Xu Qing chuckled and said, "Just squat down to pee, don't take that off when you pee, clamp it, and try peeing directly on it?"

"This... well," Zhao Gong shook his head, but he had no choice but to obey.

After a while, seeing that Zhao Gong hadn't come out of the toilet for a long time, Xu Qing asked anxiously, "Did you pee out?"

Zhao Gong was even more anxious inside, shouting: "Master, please forgive me, I, I can't urinate!"

"If you don't urinate, don't even think about having dinner today!" Xu Qing paced up and down. By chance, a patrolling soldier passed by and saw Xu Qing waiting anxiously outside the hut, so he came over and said, "General, fight here, go there Besides, there is another hut, why don't you go there?"

Xu Qing pouted and said, "I don't go to the latrine, you go on patrol..."

The patrolling soldiers left in great doubt. At this moment, Zhao Gong shouted in the hut: "General, General, I pissed out..."

Xu Qing hurriedly asked: "Hurry up..."

But before Xu Qing finished talking, Zhao Gong shouted again: "Master Xu, this thing is leaking, leaking... oh, no, the sea inside it is all to one side, oh, my pants, oh, my pants hands..."

Xu Qing thought, how big is your water, so many sponges are not enough for you.Xu Qing thought for a while, the cotton cloth leaked, and maybe a layer should be added between the thick cotton cloth and the sponge.Then, the sponge is too messy, it needs to be sewn together in the sanitary napkin.

Zhao Gong looked flustered, and came out with wet hands and sanitary napkins, and asked, "Master, master, do you want more, or?"

Xu Qing resolutely left with a look of disgust.

(End of this chapter)