My Fabulous Landlord Wife
Chapter 254 Netizen, you have changed!
Chapter 254 Netizen, you have changed! (third change)
"I heard you are single too?"
"Yes, I think it's good to be alone. If you can't find a heart-to-heart partner, it's better to be alone."
Chen Yang told Zhou Xueyi in WeChat.
"You are so right!"
Zhou Xueyi felt that what the other party said spoke to her heart.
The more they talked, the more speculative they became, and there was even a feeling that they wanted to meet immediately.
After all, Zhou Xueyi is the principal, so it is impossible to meet with netizens easily, and she doesn't know that Chen Yang's screen name is 'Shuai Liao Zha'.
Staying alone in the empty boudoir: "How old are you this year?"
So handsome: "More than 20."
Zhou Xueyi was a little happy, the age difference is not very big, if there is fate, maybe they can get together.
"Unfortunately, I'm almost on the verge of third."
"Women are older, mature, and I prefer that type."
"Uh……"
"By the way, the man you mentioned to me last time, has he chased you recently?"
Chen Yang asked tentatively to see Zhou Xueyi's attitude towards him.
"He, it's still the same. He went back to my hometown with me, let him pretend to be my husband, and almost had sex on the bed."
"Do you really hate him? Otherwise, why don't you do that kind of thing with him. "
Chen Yang was persuasive, wanting to know what Zhou Xueyi was thinking.
"It's not that I hate it, nor do I like it too much. He gave me the impression of a hooligan, but he is very serious in his work. It's unbelievable that his class grades were suddenly mentioned as No. 3 today."
"Ahem, can I ask you a private question?"
"What, you said."
Zhou Xueyi had chatted with this netizen many times, and they were very casual, without any scruples.
"Do you have that need at night?"
"?" Zhou Xueyi actually knew what she was talking about, she just sent a question mark, pretending not to understand.
"When that man pretended to be your husband, why didn't you agree? At your age, women should have physical needs."
Chen Yang asked directly, afraid that the other party would be disgusted, and made up: "When I was in college, my second major was human body structure and physiology. Don't get me wrong. If you have a disease in that area, I can give you advice."
Originally, Zhou Xueyi thought that the other party was also a hooligan, but when she heard that the other party had learned this convenience in college, she immediately felt relieved.
"Can I not say it?" Zhou Xueyi was over there, typing nervously.
"Let's talk about it. We don't know each other anyway. Besides, it's not something to be shy about. You can treat me like a doctor."
"..."
A woman is a woman after all, so be reserved and keep silent.
"It's okay to say otherwise, I'm just curious."
Chen Yang played hard to get, giving people a non-demanding attitude. He was obviously a hooligan, but he made people feel like a gentleman.
After a full 2 minutes, Chen Yang was about to fall asleep, when the other party suddenly sent a message.
"Since your major is this, then you can ask whatever you want, and I will try my best to tell you."
"Do you feel like you're missing a man at night?"
"Well, of course I hope to have one, but it's just not fate, I can't easily hand over the first time to others."
"By the way, didn't you take over a marriage before, why is there the first time, it can't be repaired?"
"My ex-husband, he was not that convenient, so I was spared. God favored me."
"What do you do when you feel empty at night?" Chen Yang asked more and more dirty.
"..."
Zhou Xueyi sent another string of ellipses, indicating that she was very speechless and made people feel embarrassed to answer.
"I'm thinking about your hygiene. As you know, our Chinese sex education classes, whether it's from junior high school, high school, or even university, don't have this kind of physical hygiene class."
"I... I will solve it like that."
Zhou Xueyi said coyly, with a blushing expression behind her.
"How is that?"
Chen Yang followed up and asked, holding back a smile, to see what Zhou Xueyi had to say.
"Do you have to answer?" Zhou Xueyi couldn't tell. She was the headmistress, and she would lose all face if it was spread out.
"Well, I must say that I am a professional in this field and can give you good advice."
Chen Yang was talking nonsense in a serious manner. If Zhou Xueyi knew that it was Chen Yang, she would definitely want to kill him.
"What I said, don't tell others."
"Let's talk, we are netizens, we don't know each other, even if we are on the road, we are still strangers."
"Well, I often think about it at night."
"What do you want?" Chen Yang asked.
"man……"
"This is not a shameful person. The ancients used to say that food is sex, sex is also, that is to say, it is as common and necessary for a man and a woman to have sex together."
"Yes." Zhou Xueyi obediently responded.
"Then what is your solution? You can't be careless. Good hygiene is the key!"
Chen Yang asked, pretending to be a leading figure in the medical field.
"hand……"
"It's not shameful, it's just a hand. Men's are often big planes. Didn't you buy some auxiliary supplies from the Internet?"
"I bought it once, and I was so ashamed. That man saw me when I moved."
Before Chen Yang helped Zhou Xueyi move, the thing fell out of the drawer, and it happened to be discovered by Chen Yang, and Chen Yang also remembered it.
"Ha, they are all adults, don't be afraid."
In order to make the other party not suspect, Chen Yang also instructed, "Don't buy things on the Internet randomly. If you want to buy balls, eggs, sticks, etc., you can buy them. If you put them in, you may not be able to get them if they are of poor quality. Come out, there is often such news on TV."
"I know."
"Well, don't use these things too often. It's better to find a man. Isn't there a man next to you? I followed you back to your hometown last time. Pretending to be your husband, why can't you follow him, otherwise you don't know how to do it. How cool it is to be a woman."
Chen Yang said out of conscience.
"It's not unacceptable, it's temporarily unacceptable."
"You only need to accept it once, and it will be fine in the future. I heard from your statement before, I feel that the man likes you very much. I advise you, if the man uses force again next time, you should stop resisting and let yourself release it once. "
"I feel like I'm off topic."
Zhou Xueyi woke up.
In the past, she and this netizen knew each other because of Li Qingzhao's poems, but now they feel a little bit different.
"You're so handsome, I feel like you've changed!"
Chen Yang hurriedly explained: "How can I change, it's just that you are too sensitive."
"Well, let's talk another day, I'll take a rest."
Zhou Xueyi said a lot of embarrassing things tonight, fortunately the other party is a netizen.
"Good night."
Chen Yang turned off his phone and lay down, thinking about what Zhou Xueyi said just now, this woman needs to be developed, but unfortunately there are not enough opportunities.
Just when Chen Yang was about to go to sleep, suddenly the window flashed, as if a figure flew by.
"There's really someone this time!"
Chen Yang got up immediately, he didn't care about dressing, didn't dare to turn on the light, and got up quietly.
"Jiang Xueqing and Yaoyao will be fine, right?"
Chen Yang came to the door of Jiang Xueqing's bedroom, put his ear on the door, and listened carefully to the movement inside.
There is no sound, no, there is, it's just very small, it seems to be the sound of cutting glass with something.
(End of this chapter)
"I heard you are single too?"
"Yes, I think it's good to be alone. If you can't find a heart-to-heart partner, it's better to be alone."
Chen Yang told Zhou Xueyi in WeChat.
"You are so right!"
Zhou Xueyi felt that what the other party said spoke to her heart.
The more they talked, the more speculative they became, and there was even a feeling that they wanted to meet immediately.
After all, Zhou Xueyi is the principal, so it is impossible to meet with netizens easily, and she doesn't know that Chen Yang's screen name is 'Shuai Liao Zha'.
Staying alone in the empty boudoir: "How old are you this year?"
So handsome: "More than 20."
Zhou Xueyi was a little happy, the age difference is not very big, if there is fate, maybe they can get together.
"Unfortunately, I'm almost on the verge of third."
"Women are older, mature, and I prefer that type."
"Uh……"
"By the way, the man you mentioned to me last time, has he chased you recently?"
Chen Yang asked tentatively to see Zhou Xueyi's attitude towards him.
"He, it's still the same. He went back to my hometown with me, let him pretend to be my husband, and almost had sex on the bed."
"Do you really hate him? Otherwise, why don't you do that kind of thing with him. "
Chen Yang was persuasive, wanting to know what Zhou Xueyi was thinking.
"It's not that I hate it, nor do I like it too much. He gave me the impression of a hooligan, but he is very serious in his work. It's unbelievable that his class grades were suddenly mentioned as No. 3 today."
"Ahem, can I ask you a private question?"
"What, you said."
Zhou Xueyi had chatted with this netizen many times, and they were very casual, without any scruples.
"Do you have that need at night?"
"?" Zhou Xueyi actually knew what she was talking about, she just sent a question mark, pretending not to understand.
"When that man pretended to be your husband, why didn't you agree? At your age, women should have physical needs."
Chen Yang asked directly, afraid that the other party would be disgusted, and made up: "When I was in college, my second major was human body structure and physiology. Don't get me wrong. If you have a disease in that area, I can give you advice."
Originally, Zhou Xueyi thought that the other party was also a hooligan, but when she heard that the other party had learned this convenience in college, she immediately felt relieved.
"Can I not say it?" Zhou Xueyi was over there, typing nervously.
"Let's talk about it. We don't know each other anyway. Besides, it's not something to be shy about. You can treat me like a doctor."
"..."
A woman is a woman after all, so be reserved and keep silent.
"It's okay to say otherwise, I'm just curious."
Chen Yang played hard to get, giving people a non-demanding attitude. He was obviously a hooligan, but he made people feel like a gentleman.
After a full 2 minutes, Chen Yang was about to fall asleep, when the other party suddenly sent a message.
"Since your major is this, then you can ask whatever you want, and I will try my best to tell you."
"Do you feel like you're missing a man at night?"
"Well, of course I hope to have one, but it's just not fate, I can't easily hand over the first time to others."
"By the way, didn't you take over a marriage before, why is there the first time, it can't be repaired?"
"My ex-husband, he was not that convenient, so I was spared. God favored me."
"What do you do when you feel empty at night?" Chen Yang asked more and more dirty.
"..."
Zhou Xueyi sent another string of ellipses, indicating that she was very speechless and made people feel embarrassed to answer.
"I'm thinking about your hygiene. As you know, our Chinese sex education classes, whether it's from junior high school, high school, or even university, don't have this kind of physical hygiene class."
"I... I will solve it like that."
Zhou Xueyi said coyly, with a blushing expression behind her.
"How is that?"
Chen Yang followed up and asked, holding back a smile, to see what Zhou Xueyi had to say.
"Do you have to answer?" Zhou Xueyi couldn't tell. She was the headmistress, and she would lose all face if it was spread out.
"Well, I must say that I am a professional in this field and can give you good advice."
Chen Yang was talking nonsense in a serious manner. If Zhou Xueyi knew that it was Chen Yang, she would definitely want to kill him.
"What I said, don't tell others."
"Let's talk, we are netizens, we don't know each other, even if we are on the road, we are still strangers."
"Well, I often think about it at night."
"What do you want?" Chen Yang asked.
"man……"
"This is not a shameful person. The ancients used to say that food is sex, sex is also, that is to say, it is as common and necessary for a man and a woman to have sex together."
"Yes." Zhou Xueyi obediently responded.
"Then what is your solution? You can't be careless. Good hygiene is the key!"
Chen Yang asked, pretending to be a leading figure in the medical field.
"hand……"
"It's not shameful, it's just a hand. Men's are often big planes. Didn't you buy some auxiliary supplies from the Internet?"
"I bought it once, and I was so ashamed. That man saw me when I moved."
Before Chen Yang helped Zhou Xueyi move, the thing fell out of the drawer, and it happened to be discovered by Chen Yang, and Chen Yang also remembered it.
"Ha, they are all adults, don't be afraid."
In order to make the other party not suspect, Chen Yang also instructed, "Don't buy things on the Internet randomly. If you want to buy balls, eggs, sticks, etc., you can buy them. If you put them in, you may not be able to get them if they are of poor quality. Come out, there is often such news on TV."
"I know."
"Well, don't use these things too often. It's better to find a man. Isn't there a man next to you? I followed you back to your hometown last time. Pretending to be your husband, why can't you follow him, otherwise you don't know how to do it. How cool it is to be a woman."
Chen Yang said out of conscience.
"It's not unacceptable, it's temporarily unacceptable."
"You only need to accept it once, and it will be fine in the future. I heard from your statement before, I feel that the man likes you very much. I advise you, if the man uses force again next time, you should stop resisting and let yourself release it once. "
"I feel like I'm off topic."
Zhou Xueyi woke up.
In the past, she and this netizen knew each other because of Li Qingzhao's poems, but now they feel a little bit different.
"You're so handsome, I feel like you've changed!"
Chen Yang hurriedly explained: "How can I change, it's just that you are too sensitive."
"Well, let's talk another day, I'll take a rest."
Zhou Xueyi said a lot of embarrassing things tonight, fortunately the other party is a netizen.
"Good night."
Chen Yang turned off his phone and lay down, thinking about what Zhou Xueyi said just now, this woman needs to be developed, but unfortunately there are not enough opportunities.
Just when Chen Yang was about to go to sleep, suddenly the window flashed, as if a figure flew by.
"There's really someone this time!"
Chen Yang got up immediately, he didn't care about dressing, didn't dare to turn on the light, and got up quietly.
"Jiang Xueqing and Yaoyao will be fine, right?"
Chen Yang came to the door of Jiang Xueqing's bedroom, put his ear on the door, and listened carefully to the movement inside.
There is no sound, no, there is, it's just very small, it seems to be the sound of cutting glass with something.
(End of this chapter)
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