Ex-girlfriend came again

Chapter 1 I am not a scumbag, I just want to give you a home
Looking at the handsome and out-of-control self in the mirror, Li Lang felt for the first time that the uniforms of their school staff looked quite pleasing to the eye.

After going downstairs, Li Lang simply ate buns and porridge at the door.

Two days ago, Li Lang's father went on a business trip.

Now there are only Li Lang and his mother left in the family.

After Li Lang finished his meal, he said, "Mom, I'll go to the hospital at noon."

"Well, let's go." Mother Li said without raising her head.

"that……"

"Mom, what if the operation is not done well?"

Li Lang thought about it for a while, and it's better to give his mother a vaccination first.

When Mother Li heard this, she put down the chopsticks with a snap, and said angrily, "Stinky boy, what did you say?"

"That, I..."

"Mom?"

"Is your mother very old?"

"what?"

"mom."

"no……"

"That's not the point, is it?"

"Why isn't that the point?"

"Tell me again, is your mother very old?"

Mother Li stared at Li Lang, as if he only had to dare to say "old".

She could just throw Li Lang out of their window.

Older women are most afraid of being called old by others. After becoming an old woman, apart from lust, all physical skills will drop rapidly.

Li Lang smiled quickly and said, "No, how could my mother be old?"

"My mother looks like she is in her 20s. How can you be old?"

After hearing this, Mother Li nodded in satisfaction, picked up the chopsticks and continued eating.

"get out!"

"Don't get in my way!"

"I get angry just looking at you."

Afterwards, Li Lang prepared to launch the tram, and then listened to music with headphones on.

As soon as he walked out of the parking shed, someone grabbed his shoulders from behind.

"Hi, Li Lang, what happened to you yesterday."

"I invited you to play games and you didn't return."

Li Lang turned his head and saw that the person who came was Wang Daming, a colleague from the school.

The relationship between the two of them is not bad, they often go clubbing and playing games together.

Li Lang smiled and said, "Something happened recently, I couldn't play the game."

"Oh, I thought something happened to you."

"What can happen to me is that I have to go to the hospital for a circumcision."

"Tut tsk tsk." Wang Daming smiled.

"Hehe, I don't believe it. If you have the ability, you can prove it to me. There are a lot of people bragging these days." Wang Daming laughed.

"Let's go, go back to the classroom, aren't you going to be invigilated today?"

"Fuck, there is still an exam to invigilate today?"

"Oh my God, what time is it now, I'm going to die of worry."

Wang Daming has a look of lovelessness in his life. You must know that Wang Daming is also a real latecomer, and he has been the number one latecomer in the office all year round.

Li Lang looked at him like this, couldn't help but smiled and said: "Okay, let's go, don't delay the school's work."

"Even if you slap your throat today, it won't cancel your invigilation responsibility."

……

The late spring wind was blowing on his body, looking at the scenery on the side of the road, Li Lang felt very comfortable.

Concord Hospital is overcrowded.

The surgical room is even more crowded with people.

In a clean white room, Yang Xi'er, a famous surgeon, asked, "Xiao Zhang, is there a patient named Li Lang in our hospital?"

"Are you going to have a circumcision?"

The nurse opened the file, searched for a while and said, "Well, there seems to be a patient named Li Lang."

"The circumcision room he made an appointment in the morning is at ten o'clock tomorrow morning."

"We have already arranged for a doctor. The chief surgeon is Dr. Wang from the surgery room."

"Don't bother Dr. Wang for this kind of minor surgery that doesn't contain sperm."

The corners of Yang Xi'er's mouth raised coldly, with a look of gloating.

Afterwards, she laughed and said, "By the way, I know Li Lang, he is my very good friend."

"Or I'll be in charge of his surgery!"

"what?"

"Is this okay?"

The little nurse said in astonishment: "Dr. Yang, you are our hospital's medical specialist."

"That circumcision is such a minor operation that I don't think it's worth wasting your time..."

"Do not……"

"I must be his chief surgeon."

"Doctor Yang?"

"why?"

"Is Li Lang your boyfriend?"

Yang Xi'er frowned immediately and said, "Why do you say that?"

The little nurse smiled and said, "You look so good-looking, and Li Lang is a handsome guy."

"If the two of you are together, it will be a perfect match made in heaven."

"Ah!"

"I laughed."

"I don't want to have sex with that scumbag..."

Yang Xi'er smiled evilly and said, "Don't talk nonsense when you go out."

"Hee hee hee!"

"My relationship with that kid is a little different from what you think."

Li Lang was her sweet little boyfriend four years ago...

Then, she returned to her office.

Yang Xi'er picked up the scalpel and quickly peeled the apple in front of her until only the core remained.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."

"I've trained hard for four years."

"Now it is possible to chop a ding to kill an ox, scrape a bone and cut a neck with ease."

"I finally got my chance today."

"Li Lang, you're lucky kid."

"It fell into my hands today, my old lady can let you remove your foreskin without bleeding."

"When you loved me so much, I had to repay your affection for me."

……

……

……

"Let's break up!"

"I really don't like you, you only give me 100 million pocket money every month."

"That little money is not enough for me to spend alone."

"Feel sorry."

"I'm really not suitable to be your boyfriend."

"Scumbag!"

"Have you taken a fancy to my mother?"

"what are you thinking?"

"Your mother and I are good friends."

"We're very good friends."

"Can you stop thinking about it?"

……

Li Lang dashed left and right, skillfully dodging a coffee splashed by a young girl.

And quickly rode on the battery car placed at the door and slipped away.

【Ding】

【Congratulations on breaking up 99 times】

[Obtain time-limited authority for scumbags]

【Permission of scumbag】

[Under certain circumstances, after completing the time-limited challenge, you will receive super rewards]

……

"Fuck."

"I've been tirelessly cheating 99 times in the past four years, and finally rewarded this?"

Li Lang was a little depressed, the reward that the system gave him.

Four years ago, I was a super invincible and cute college student on earth.

Because of an accidental car accident, Li Lang traveled across time and became a high school teacher.

But Li Lang bound the system here and got a reward.

Yan value max...

Temperament max...

charm max...

And the system also bound itself a task: cheat 99 times!
As a result, Li Lang became a scumbag who was torn apart by everyone.

Li Lang has many ex-girlfriends, sometimes too many for him to count.

If he had a sexual dream at night, Li Lang wouldn't even know he was playing and playing with women on the bed.

Li Lang's ex-girlfriends also do anything, such as doctors, stewardesses, pilots, drivers, female presidents, female stars, etc...

Before that, Li Lang went to school in other places, and after being admitted to the local vocational establishment in his hometown, he returned to his hometown and became a high school teacher.

In fact, Li Lang had to flee back to his territory in order to avoid being chased by his ex-girlfriends.

It's just that today Li Lang finally succeeded in cheating 99 times.

……

　Growing up with a girl is worse than talking with your aunt.

　　Auntie Good Auntie Miao Auntie has banknotes in her bag

　　Auntie is sensible and doesn’t mess around, she doesn’t want to hug every day

　　Auntie Beautiful Auntie Sweet Auntie Kari is so rich

　　Good aunt, good aunt, aunt has subsistence allowances
　　It's good to have less work and less work! ????????
　　
　
(End of this chapter)