Ex-girlfriend came again

Chapter 4 Just for Survival
Li Lang said: "Well, no money."

"Since I broke up with you, I have had a hard time these years."

"If you don't have money, don't say it, and you still owe someone a whole lot of debt."

"Ah!"

"Scumbag!"

"That's what you deserve!"

Yang Xi'er paused, then smiled coldly and said, "Shouldn't you be living a chic life?"

"You look so good-looking, if you find another girlfriend, wouldn't it be like drinking water?"

"Yes, you are right.

"Since I broke up with you, I have found 98 more girlfriends."

"Ah."

"Scumbag!"

The sympathy that Yang Xi'er had just aroused suddenly disappeared.

She suddenly raised the scalpel in her hand, and without hesitation, she wanted to cut off the middle of Li Lang's legs.

"Listen to me..."

"The reason why I have 98 partners is because none of them are you."

Li Lang's voice was soft, falling into Yang Xi'er's ears as lightly as cotton.

Hearing Li Lang's scumbag's words, Yang Xi'er's knife immediately slipped.

Her eyes were red, and she stared at Li Lang through gritted teeth.

Putting down the scalpel in his hand, he began to smile coldly: "We have already broken up, why are you teasing me now?"

"Is it because the girlfriends you found later were not as obedient as I was, and they were not as clear as I could be manipulated by you."

Li Lang said bluntly: "Yes, they are not as gentle and virtuous as you, not as gentle and elegant as you, and not as good-looking and lovable as you."

"Ah!"

"Scumbag."

"You only know my goodness now, but it's too late."

"Don't think that if you say a few nice things about me, you expect me to let you off today, you scumbag!"

Yang Xi'er snorted and said, "I once swore that if I let you, a scumbag, fall into my hands, I would definitely cut off a certain part of your body."

"How to deal with you now, you choose."

Even Li Lang couldn't help giving himself a thumbs up for the rainbow fart just now.

In fact, the ex-girlfriend has a very strange idea.

Mainly because all ex-girlfriends think about comparing themselves to their current girlfriends.

So Li Lang's flattery is so blatant, even though it doesn't have any fancy technical content.

However, Yang Xi'er was very comfortable in the filming, and Yang Xi'er's murderous aura was unknowingly reduced a lot.

It is because Yang Xi'er has the little girl mentality of her ex-girlfriend.

Why did you break up with me?
Now you know how good I am to you, right?
Ha ha!

Now you actually want to come back to me?
late!

I don't want to be with you anymore.

……

This mentality made Yang Xi'er feel very happy physically and mentally.

So before he knew it, Yang Xi'er dispelled his murderous aura, and let go of the tightly clenched scalpel.

Although her words just now were still very vicious, she had gradually lost her murderous aura, so Li Lang was sure to win.

Li Lang said, "Then I'll give you something as a souvenir."

"and many more."

"I don't know what the hell you're up to."

Yang Xi'er suddenly woke up when she thought of the scumbag's face.

She immediately sneered again, "Hmph!"

"Don't fool me!"

"Let me tell you, it's not your hair, toenails, leg hair, beard and other dirty things."

"What I want must be an organ from your body!"

"Such as your waist, penis, leg bones, soles, eyeballs and other precious things."

Li Lang lay on the bed and said weakly: "Am I so shameless?"

"Would I give you something so disgusting?"

"Ah!"

"A man's mouth, a liar."

Yang Xi'er said: "How thick is your skin? Although others don't know, how can I not know?"

"Since you say that about me, I'm too embarrassed to refute anything."

"How about you dig out my heart, because this heart belongs to you."

Li Lang closed his eyes angrily, and sighed deeply.

These words can completely kill Yang Xi'er.

For a scumbag, every relationship experience of his is a very precious asset.

In order to store more little goldfish in the fish tank, Li Lang has a good understanding of linguistics of scumbags.

After several years of tempering, Li Lang is no longer the youthful macho he once was.

After cheating on 99 girlfriends, Li Lang's understanding of women has also reached a certain level.

Even for Yang Xi'er who was 100% murderous towards him, Li Lang still used his skillful tongue to warm her up again.

If a man who can warm a woman up is called a super invincible warm man, then Li Lang is a scumbag with a talent for being a warm man.

What's more, Li Lang's level of love talk is not bad.

Li Lang was very confident that this sentence would definitely kill Yang Xi'er in seconds.

"My heart belongs to you."

"Although I found a lot of girlfriends later, none of them were you."

"Did you see that?"

"This is the affection and dedication to you."

"I, Li Lang, am the most affectionate man in the world."

"is it?"

"Why do I feel that you look like a monkey?"

Yang Xi'er took a deep breath, and she began to say indifferently: "Have you watched Westward Journey?"

"Of course I have." Li Lang said.

Yang Xi'er said in disbelief, "I want to know if what you just said is true."

"So I want to open your heart to see."

"Since that's the case, it's up to you."

I saw Yang Xi'er's knife go down.

Although Li Lang closed his swallow eyes, he was indeed a little uneasy.

Although he believed that Yang Xi'er would not harm him, after all, he had killed Yang Xi'er instantly just now.

But there are unforeseen circumstances in the sky, and disasters and blessings for people.

If this silly girl can't think about it...

Fortunately, Yang Xi'er didn't use the scalpel, but just fulfilled her duty as a doctor.

……

During the operation, Yang Xi'er looked very serious.

She's really beautiful when she's so focused.

Li Lang, who had been injected with anesthesia, silently watched her move the knife on his body.

After half an hour, Yang Xi'er put down the scalpel and slowly stitched up his wound.

Li Lang was unable to perceive his physical condition due to his whole body paralyzed.

Li Lang asked worriedly: "Have you seen my sincerity?"

It seems that Yang Xi'er's murderous intent has not been completely eliminated.

Li Lang made up his mind that if his body allowed, he must have an X-ray.

Be sure to go to the hospital to see where there are missing parts, or more inexplicable things.

Under Yang Xi'er's strong pressure, Li Lang pretended to be calm.

He still asked worriedly, "Is my wound okay?"

Yang Xi'er smiled and opened Li Lang's pants, revealing a heart-shaped stitched wound: "Did you see it?"

"Even the stitched wounds are in the shape of loving you."

"Hey hey hey hey!"

"Honey."

"Do you feel my love for you?"

What the hell!

Doesn't it mean that this kind of operation is only minimally invasive?

Why is there such a big wound?
Li Lang stared at Yang Xi'er's smiling face with some resentment, and said disappointedly, "Why do you have the heart to do it?"

"Honey, did you just say that all your things are mine."

"In order to prevent you from having such embarrassing things with others, of course I will make a mark." Yang Xi'er snorted rather coldly.

Afterwards, Yang Xi'er walked out of the operating room, and saw a proud and wealthy woman standing at the door of the operating room.

She is wearing a tight purple dress.

Her bangs are simply curled in front of her forehead.

No flaws can be found in the eyes, ears, mouth and nose, and her face is probably more perfect than all the excellent works made by plastic surgery hospitals.

It seems that this woman has gathered all the beauty of oriental women!
Even if she is also a woman, she will be jealous of that proud face.

Especially the figure that makes people want to do it when they look at it, and the top and bottom are cooked.

After seeing this woman, Yang Xi'er immediately became vigilant.

Because there is only one patient like Li Lang in this operating room.

"Humph!"

"Smelly man, stinky man"

"I knew that bastard was deceiving my feelings!"

"Say your heart is mine!"

"It's clearly trying to make me happy."

"This kid is still running the train with his mouth full!"

"Scumbag."

"As expected, she still likes the big white rabbit!"

Yang Xi'er secretly gritted her teeth in anger.

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