Invincible starts from being an anchor

Chapter 128 The Yordle Foursome!
"Damn it, the dog anchor randomly draws a prize, and unexpectedly draws another female viewer??"

"Impossible, the dog anchor has no female fans! I don't believe it, ah, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, there are female fans?"

"Wow... I'm so handsome and I don't even have a girlfriend. Why do dog anchors have female fans like horse fork bugs..."

Hearing the other party's gentle female voice, many viewers expressed dissatisfaction.

Xie Lang was very happy in his heart, and immediately started the entertainment mode.

I also have to say that with the little guy Wang Xiaogou, the live broadcast effect is great, and all kinds of things are familiar.On the left is Sister Wanwan, and on the right is Sister Shi Shi. From time to time, she flatters Xie Lang and talks about it, making the audience in the live broadcast room dumbfounded.

At the same time, when Xie Lang chose the role, he was worried.

"I heard that from the same faction, there will be different bond effects, which means that characters from the same race or anime have additional attribute bonuses."

"Then we should choose the same race, or choose other characters at random?" Xie Lang asked suddenly.

"Ladies and sisters, give me Wang Nima a face and ask Brother Lang to choose Wei Xiaobao. You two... Hehe, one chooses the leader's wife, and the other chooses Ake of course. I heard that children don't understand! Hahahaha .”

"Fortunately, I have watched The Deer and Ding Ji, upstairs, when will I be as good as you?"

"What is it, what is it, I don't understand, I am too pure."

Shangguan Houhou looked at the jokes of the audience and gave a pee, but he still concealed his identity as a violent heroine very well, and said softly, "Brother Lang, I'll do whatever I want, I'll listen to you."

Wang Xiaogou: "Brother Lang, I also listen to you."

Shi Qi: "I can do whatever I want."

The three of them handed over the choice to Xie Lang.

Xie Lang was speechless.

If he believed the audience and chose Wei Xiaobao, wouldn't he be scolded as a beast?

"Forget it, everyone, be normal, why don't we choose four yordles. I saw the introduction yesterday, and four yordles seem to have an evasion effect! A group of 2 yordles will increase the evasion by 10%, and a group of four will increase the evasion effect. It's 30%."

The main reason is that Xie Lang disliked his teammates for being too pitiful, and was afraid that they would fall into a box, so he chose the yordle combination.

Just imagine, in the game, if Xie Lang and the others get a combination of four yordles and then increase the chance of dodge by 30%, if someone blows their heads with 98K, maybe it is because of this 30% chance that they dodge?

The audience in the live broadcast room are obviously aware of this:

"666, the combination of four yordles, increases the chance of dodge by 30%, causing the opponent's bullets to miss by 30%, why didn't I expect that?"

"Yeah, I usually eat chicken, and my teammates and I make a few blind choices. Why didn't I think of using the bond effect to eat chicken?"

"It's over, after the live broadcast of the dog anchor today, it completely ignited four yordles."

"Hahahaha, I just want to know what kind of fetter effect the four scumbags will have? I have been playing PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds for several years, and I have never formed four scumbags!"

"If you want to form a quad-core team, I'm afraid only 4 blacks can do it? Can you ask weakly, who are the four musketeers? I'm going to ask my friends to play gang next time and form the four musketeers."

"Sword Lord Yasuo, Sword Master Yi, Peerless Sword Girl and Sword Demon!"

Immediately, the screens of the live broadcast room all popped up the images of the Four Bitches, and everyone let Xie Lang play the Four Bitches one after another.

As the time was up, Xie Lang and the others hurriedly chose the yordles.

Soon, four characters came into the eyes of all audiences, namely:

Xie Lang was the first to take down the swift scout - Teemo!
Shangguan Houhou: The yordle with the hammer, Poppy.

Wang Xiaogou: Electric mouse Kenan.

Shi Qi: Fairy Witch Lulu.

At this time, the screen changed and the four of them had already entered the game. Xie Lang immediately asked, "Where do you usually like to dance?"

"I'm whatever."

"I can do whatever I want."

"up to you."

The three of them came directly to a random three-in-one.

"Then go to Mount Hua, we have a 30% dodge effect, and we can hit the ground right when we land." Xie Lang said on his lips, but he was thinking in his heart: Let you do whatever you want, and let you f*ck fall into a box.

"Whatever, as long as you don't dislike my food." Shangguan Wanwan said casually again.

"It's the same thing, I'll listen to sister Wanwan whatever you want."

"I'll follow everyone." Shi Qi also echoed.

"Okay, let's jump Huashan." Xie Lang nodded, "Pay attention, jump to the place where I punctuate, everyone gather
The posture of the four little yordles landing in the sky is very funny.

Especially the short-legged Teemo controlled by Xie Lang, with squinted eyes and a green hat on his head, he smiled as wretchedly as anyone else.

During the landing process, Xie Lang carefully checked the surrounding situation, and found that most of the players landed on Mount Hua.

Judging from the situation, it seems that there are 10+ teams, and if you add your own team, there may be at least 50+ players.

"boom!"

Before Xie Lang landed, there was the sound of a shotgun below him.

The bullet clearly hit Xie Lang's body, but it turned out that three words were displayed—Missed?

"Damn it, someone landed on the ground and picked up the troll?"

"Everyone pay attention, disperse, all disperse..." Xie Lang hurriedly urged through the earphones, and secretly said: Fortunately, I have a dodge bonus, otherwise I would have died before landing.

The main reason is that Teemo, chosen by Xie Lang, really hates him too much.

You must know that PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds can not eat chicken, but Teemo must die.

If this little Timo picked up his special skill book - growing mushrooms, wouldn't the mountains and plains be full of poisonous mushrooms he planted?
When the time comes, let's go to the finals and wait for the rhythm of eating chicken.

The next moment, Xie Lang immediately changed direction, and saw a machete after landing.

"Fuck, this is... the Infinity Blade?! The 40-meter machete?" Xie Lang's eyes widened, and he clearly saw the Infinity Blade on the ground.

When he picked up the Infinity Blade, he was dumbfounded on the spot.

The 40-meter machete is not that exaggerated. The main reason is that the Teemo is too short. Holding the Infinity Blade in his hand is the same length as the 40-meter machete.

Except that after Teemo has a backpack, put the equipment into the backpack, and the backpack will become the same size as others.

As for other equipment and weapons, as long as Teemo holds them, those weapons will remain in their original size.

This is very embarrassing.

Xie Lang picked up the Infinity Blade, and immediately found Teemo on the screen, like a little mouse, holding a 40-meter machete, covering the whole appearance, as if the Infinity Blade was on the ground walk.

"Damn it, what kind of hack is this, the Infinity Blade walks on its own?"

The player was so surprised that he hadn't recovered yet, and with a puff, Teemo, who was holding the Infinity Blade, stabbed him.

(End of this chapter)