Waste material counterattack: cute baby genius girl
Chapter 31 Baby's First Warcraft
Chapter 31 Baby's First Warcraft
"Girl, the cheapest monster egg is five taels of gold. You said it's sold by the catty, but I'll sell you one tael per catty, which is not expensive at all." The swordsman wanted to cry but had no tears.
"It's not expensive? I knocked on it just now. This egg is very empty when I hear it. The probability of being a bad egg must be 80.00%. I only have a 20.00% chance to buy a good egg. Isn't this just trying to get a bargain? , who would want you as a scoundrel. I'll give you a tael of silver. " Leng Yanxi said clearly, and took out a tael of silver from her pocket.
The swordsman thought for a while, and knocked on the monster egg, and his heart was beating. This monster egg was found on the edge of the death forest. What kind of good egg can there be on the edge of the death forest? The egg was snatched away long ago.
"That's right, listen to the sound..." Leng Yanxi took a closer look and winked at the swordsman, "It's over, you just broke the egg."
As soon as the words fell, the shell of the monster egg peeled off bit by bit.
The eggshell peeled off, and one had a runny nose, squinted eyes, and two objects that looked like eye feces at the corners of the eyes, which looked like mangy dogs, and the little black things rolled out.
When the swordsman saw it, he quickly stuffed the little thing into Leng Yanxi's arms, and snatched the tael of silver from her hand.
"I sold it to you for a tael of silver. The goods have already been sold and will not be refunded!"
With that speed and that movement, Leng Yanxi has no chance to refuse.
Before Leng Yanxi could react, the swordsman was afraid of her range, quickly wrapped up the goods on the stall and ran away, leaving Leng Yanxi and the little thing in his arms staring.
The owner of the small eyes glanced lightly at Leng Yanxi who was in shock, closed his eyes and fell asleep without interest, and wiped Leng Yanxi's chest gorgeously with the snot flowing out of his nose...
"Mama, this is the magical beast you bought for me... the dog?" Leng Han stared at the sleeping little thing in front of him with wide eyes, "Is it a dog?"
"Absolutely purebred monster dog!" Leng Yanxi opened her eyes and said nonsense, so that she said it firmly.
"Do dogs have a runny nose?" Leng Han touched the little thing's chubby head with his small hands in doubt, "And is it sick? Look, it keeps running nose."
Leng Yanxi is also very speechless, originally wanted to buy a good one, but who knows that there are no good ones that are cheap, so I can buy a sick dog for a tael of money.
No, it's definitely not a dog, it's a mammal, how could it possibly jump out of the egg, but to Hanhan, she doesn't want to explain too much, if she knows that she buys a cheap thing for a tael of silver to please him, he will not be happy .
"That's not snot, it's obviously saliva, newborn animals all drool. You also drool all the time when you were born." Leng Yanxi smiled dryly, the corners of her mouth cramped.
"It turns out that saliva will flow from the nose..." Leng Han suddenly realized.
Leng Yanxi nodded, "Of course, the nose and the mouth are connected."
Who ever said that telling a lie requires a hundred lies?It makes sense!
Leng Han hugged the little thing in his arms, the little thing slept soundly, although ugly, he was cute when he was quiet.Leng Han seemed to like this little thing very much, and kept stroking its head.
"By the way," Leng Han seemed to have remembered something, quickly put the little thing on the table, then bit his index finger, dotted the blood on the small thing's forehead, and said: "Use the wind to obliterate the continent's creator god I swear in the name of you, from now on, you will be my Warcraft, and you will be my lifelong partner!"
As soon as the words fell, a hexagram array appeared under Leng Han's feet, and the light flashed away, and then, a line of blood rushed out from the center of Xiaodong's eyebrows, shooting straight to Leng Han's heart.
At the same time, the little thing finally opened his eyes, there was no trace of tenderness in those eyes, and there was boundless darkness in those eyes.
"Mama... from now on, I'm a summoner." Leng Han was very happy, holding the little thing in his arms and loving it.
Leng Yanxi nodded and said with a smile: "Enen, my Hanhan, I will definitely become the most powerful summoner in the future. This little thing is your first monster, you can just treat it as a toy. In the future Mama will find you a better one."
"Ah? Mama... Don't you know that an ordinary summoner can only summon one monster in a lifetime?" Leng Han blinked his eyes and stared at her blankly.
(End of this chapter)
"Girl, the cheapest monster egg is five taels of gold. You said it's sold by the catty, but I'll sell you one tael per catty, which is not expensive at all." The swordsman wanted to cry but had no tears.
"It's not expensive? I knocked on it just now. This egg is very empty when I hear it. The probability of being a bad egg must be 80.00%. I only have a 20.00% chance to buy a good egg. Isn't this just trying to get a bargain? , who would want you as a scoundrel. I'll give you a tael of silver. " Leng Yanxi said clearly, and took out a tael of silver from her pocket.
The swordsman thought for a while, and knocked on the monster egg, and his heart was beating. This monster egg was found on the edge of the death forest. What kind of good egg can there be on the edge of the death forest? The egg was snatched away long ago.
"That's right, listen to the sound..." Leng Yanxi took a closer look and winked at the swordsman, "It's over, you just broke the egg."
As soon as the words fell, the shell of the monster egg peeled off bit by bit.
The eggshell peeled off, and one had a runny nose, squinted eyes, and two objects that looked like eye feces at the corners of the eyes, which looked like mangy dogs, and the little black things rolled out.
When the swordsman saw it, he quickly stuffed the little thing into Leng Yanxi's arms, and snatched the tael of silver from her hand.
"I sold it to you for a tael of silver. The goods have already been sold and will not be refunded!"
With that speed and that movement, Leng Yanxi has no chance to refuse.
Before Leng Yanxi could react, the swordsman was afraid of her range, quickly wrapped up the goods on the stall and ran away, leaving Leng Yanxi and the little thing in his arms staring.
The owner of the small eyes glanced lightly at Leng Yanxi who was in shock, closed his eyes and fell asleep without interest, and wiped Leng Yanxi's chest gorgeously with the snot flowing out of his nose...
"Mama, this is the magical beast you bought for me... the dog?" Leng Han stared at the sleeping little thing in front of him with wide eyes, "Is it a dog?"
"Absolutely purebred monster dog!" Leng Yanxi opened her eyes and said nonsense, so that she said it firmly.
"Do dogs have a runny nose?" Leng Han touched the little thing's chubby head with his small hands in doubt, "And is it sick? Look, it keeps running nose."
Leng Yanxi is also very speechless, originally wanted to buy a good one, but who knows that there are no good ones that are cheap, so I can buy a sick dog for a tael of money.
No, it's definitely not a dog, it's a mammal, how could it possibly jump out of the egg, but to Hanhan, she doesn't want to explain too much, if she knows that she buys a cheap thing for a tael of silver to please him, he will not be happy .
"That's not snot, it's obviously saliva, newborn animals all drool. You also drool all the time when you were born." Leng Yanxi smiled dryly, the corners of her mouth cramped.
"It turns out that saliva will flow from the nose..." Leng Han suddenly realized.
Leng Yanxi nodded, "Of course, the nose and the mouth are connected."
Who ever said that telling a lie requires a hundred lies?It makes sense!
Leng Han hugged the little thing in his arms, the little thing slept soundly, although ugly, he was cute when he was quiet.Leng Han seemed to like this little thing very much, and kept stroking its head.
"By the way," Leng Han seemed to have remembered something, quickly put the little thing on the table, then bit his index finger, dotted the blood on the small thing's forehead, and said: "Use the wind to obliterate the continent's creator god I swear in the name of you, from now on, you will be my Warcraft, and you will be my lifelong partner!"
As soon as the words fell, a hexagram array appeared under Leng Han's feet, and the light flashed away, and then, a line of blood rushed out from the center of Xiaodong's eyebrows, shooting straight to Leng Han's heart.
At the same time, the little thing finally opened his eyes, there was no trace of tenderness in those eyes, and there was boundless darkness in those eyes.
"Mama... from now on, I'm a summoner." Leng Han was very happy, holding the little thing in his arms and loving it.
Leng Yanxi nodded and said with a smile: "Enen, my Hanhan, I will definitely become the most powerful summoner in the future. This little thing is your first monster, you can just treat it as a toy. In the future Mama will find you a better one."
"Ah? Mama... Don't you know that an ordinary summoner can only summon one monster in a lifetime?" Leng Han blinked his eyes and stared at her blankly.
(End of this chapter)
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