Head-to-head warriors of the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 117 Why Don't You Go to Heaven?

But seeing Liu Xie beaming, he went on to say: "Haha, I... will play! Cao Aiqing, this matter cannot be delayed, I order you..."

When he said this, he hurriedly turned over the bamboo slips.

When I saw this, I sighed, and thought to myself, Liu Xie, you can just read it to the above, and even say a sentence, it's really not as good as being an emperor for this kind of thing.

After reading the bamboo slips, Liu Xie put them away again, smiled coyly, and continued: "Oh... Cao Aiqing, I order you to set off in five days, Yuan Shu is a monstrous villain, this battle must be won, if not , Cao Aiqing, you can mention... mention..."

I was thinking that he would come to see him, but he changed the subject and said: "Cao Aiqing, you should come back early and fight again with your troops. In short, this thief must be wiped out!"

I knew he didn't dare to say that he would come to see him.

Cao Cao arched his hand and said, "The minister receives the decree."

At this time Liu Xie glanced forward and saw Liu Bei and me, so he asked Cao Cao, "Cao Aiqing, who are those two behind?"

Cao Cao looked back at us, then smiled at Liu Xie and said, "Your Majesty, these two are the heroes of the world." As he spoke, he called out to us, "Brother Xuande, hurry up and meet Your Majesty."

Liu Bei and I came forward together, knelt on the ground, kowtowed our heads, and said in unison: "Long live my emperor, long live, long live!"

Liu Xie said: "Oh... the two lovers are flat."

Liu Xie's tone was flat, without joy or worry, because he didn't know whether the two of us were enemies or friends, but he should be thinking that what Cao Cao introduced should not be a good thing.

After I pinged, I found that Liu Xie was carefully looking at me and Liu Bei. He might want to see if we are good people.

After sizing him up, he took another look at Cao Cao. I give him a thumbs up for his ability to read faces.

Seeing that Cao Cao was silent, he had to find something to say by himself, and said to Liu Bei and me: "Hehe, two lovers, this... you were brought here by Cao Aiqing, let me introduce myself first, so I can seal you up A part-time job."

I heard Tian Kai tell me that generally the emperors are appointed officials above the fourth class, because those below the fourth class can be appointed as the chiefs of the counties, shepherds, and prefects at will. It doesn't matter, as long as it is below the fourth rank, that's why I got the title of General Swallowing Clouds. It sounds like General Swallowing Clouds. It sounds very domineering, but in fact it is a sixth-rank miscellaneous general.

When it comes to introductions, Liu Bei is naturally the first to take the lead, and it is impossible for me to steal his limelight. At this moment, he arched his hand to the emperor, bowed at ninety degrees and bowed again, saying: "Return to your majesty, Liu Bei, a grassroots man, whose name is Xuande, He is the descendant of Prince Jing of Zhongshan, the son of Liu Hong."

"Ah?" Liu Xie was surprised, his eyes suddenly doubled in size, and he was ecstatic.

When the officials arrived at this time, they looked at each other and started talking. Just now, they were completely blind eyes and deaf ears. It was purely for decoration.

After Liu Xie was startled, "Crack!", then slapped his thigh again, and said excitedly, "Oh! Aiqing, I want... If you want to put it this way, you are my uncle!"

When Liu Xie said this, he quickly glanced at Cao Cao. Cao Cao's face had turned from white to green at this time.

Seeing Cao Cao's ugly face, Liu Xie restrained his joy a little bit, but this matter was not over yet, he hurriedly said to the eunuch next to him: "Quick... pass on my genealogy, I want to check it out , to see if what Liu Xuande said is true."

Cao Cao didn't say a word at this time, he might also want to see if it's true or not, and he might be thinking in his heart, it's good for the genealogy, if you Liu Bei are not the emperor's uncle, don't hang the name of the emperor's uncle all day long from now on , if you are the emperor's uncle, I have to guard against you from now on.

After a while, the eunuch brought the genealogy, and Liu Xie asked him to read it. I didn't hear the rest clearly, and I couldn't remember so much. I just remembered the first sentence, Liu Sheng is the seventh son of Emperor Xiaojing. Xiong gave birth to Liu Hong, Liu Hong gave birth to Liu Bei, and Liu Bei gave birth to Liu Chan.

Of course, there is no last one. Mrs. Mi is the same as Huo Chen. After two years, her stomach has not moved. Where did Liu Chan come from? Zhang Fei is still waiting to hug his eldest nephew. After two years of hugging, he didn’t even hug a fart. arrive.

When Liu Xie heard that Liu Hong gave birth to Liu Bei, his eyebrows danced immediately, and he slapped his thigh again, saying: "Oh! What Liu Aiqing said is right, you are indeed my uncle!"

When Liu Xie said this, he took another look at Cao Cao. Cao Cao's face had already started to turn purple, and the purple was like a purple potato.

Liu Xie was also going all out at this time, completely ignoring Cao Cao's purple face, as if he was going to confront him this time. From Liu Xie's words and deeds, I could tell that he was also a troubled boy, and his heart would always be In commotion.

At this time Liu Xie coughed forcefully, cleared his throat, straightened his waist, straightened his facial features, looked at Liu Bei, and said loudly: "Liu Bei, kneel down and listen to the seal!"

"Observe the order." Liu Bei said, lifting his clothes and knelt down.

Liu Xie said: "Liu Bei is my emperor's uncle, so I named him Situ, all loves... what do you think?"

When all the officials heard this, they just turned their eyes away, and didn't even fart, and finally they all quietly looked at Cao Cao. Cao Cao didn't speak, but which one of them dared to speak, and if anyone did, they had to prepare a coffin when they returned home.

At this moment, Cao Cao gritted his teeth, and his face had turned from purple to black, from cloudy just now, to completely cloudy, and now his face was covered by black clouds, he might be thinking in his heart, what a Liu Xie , I really can’t see it, you are out of order, seeing that you are usually honest and obedient to me, but now it’s good, it’s not cold to give me a basin of water, wait for you, boy, I want to I'll settle the bill with you!

In fact, I know that Cao Cao's official position at this time is only the general of the town army, a third-class general, Situ is a first-class official, and Liu Bei's official position is to take a helicopter. Above, bigger than officer Cao Cao.

If Cao Cao could agree, I would have dared to call him father at that time. Cao Cao naturally did not agree. Although his face was dark and the corners of his mouth had a smirk, he didn't even arch his hands. He said to Liu Xie: "Ha ha! Admittedly, I am naturally happy from the bottom of my heart, but Your Majesty, Uncle Liu Huang has just come to the court, and he is very unfamiliar with the affairs of the court, and I am afraid that he will not be qualified for the position of Situ!"

His last sentence was addressed to all the officials. Seeing that Cao Cao had let go, all the officials raised their voices, arched their hands in unison, and said in unison: "Think twice, Your Majesty!!"

Seeing this situation, Liu Xie's lips trembled. This time, he was completely at a loss and was so angry that he couldn't speak. He didn't know where to put his hands. Maybe he was thinking in his heart: grandma grandma!Lao Tzu's fish is half cooked, you guys are good, put out the fire for me!

When Cao Cao saw that all the officials responded to his call, his face immediately turned from cloudy to cloudy. He might be thinking in his heart, Liu Xie, you boy, if you don't show you some color, you won't know who you are. The sparrow in my hand, whether I let you jump or not depends on my happiness, you still want to fly!Why don't you go to heaven?
Liu Xie gritted his teeth and let out a long sigh. The anger turned into anger. At this time, he had to continue acting. He smiled at Cao Cao, but he also smiled, and said: "Cao Aiqing said... very right, very right Ah, hehe, according to Cao Aiqing's wishes, what is the appropriate position for my uncle?"

　Thank you brothers for your support.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)