Head-to-head warriors of the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 213 Between Stupid and Not Stupid

Chapter 213 Between Stupid and Not Stupid (Part [-])
Ma Xin shook his head slightly, as if he had a different opinion, but he didn't say anything. In fact, I already knew what he wanted to say. He wanted to say that once Cao Cao wiped out Yuan Shao and pacified the north, he must march south. At that time, Jingzhou There will be no peace.

As we walked, we couldn’t move anymore. There were a lot of people in front of us blocking the way, all of them bared their teeth, as if they were watching some fun. We squeezed hard to the front. It turned out that there was a man sitting on the ground, disheveled and ragged. , I can't see his face clearly, from his body shape, he is a thin man, for some reason, I can see a little bookishness in his eyes.

At this time, a young man took out three coins, and put one on the left and two on the right of the beggar.

I murmured: "What is this for?"

A person next to me heard it, patted my arm, and said: "Brother, it's the first time I've come back to see you. Our street is full of excitement every day, just because there is a fool on this street." .”

I smiled and said, "What's so good about a fool?"

The man also laughed and said: "You don't know that. If you say that this fool is not stupid, he knows that he wants money, but he is also stupid, because the money on both sides is more and the other is less. He doesn't take the more money." , instead take the lesser side, do you think he is stupid or not?"

I said: "This should be between stupid and not stupid?"

"Hahahaha!" The man smiled and said, "Brother, you are right, it is only fun when you are between being stupid and not being stupid."

At this moment, the young man who released the money chuckled, and said to the man on the ground, "Haha, I am a fool, now that you have the money, which side do you want?"

The idiot reached out his hand like lightning, grabbed the less money, and hugged it in his arms, just like holding a treasure, for fear that others would snatch it away again, causing the street to burst into laughter.

After a while of laughing, the young man took out two more coins, put one on one side, and asked the idiot to take it. The idiot scratched his head for a long time, and his head turned into a chicken coop. He didn't know which one to choose, and the street laughed .

The young man laughed so hard that he bent his back, jumping and jumping for a while, just like a monkey. At this moment, I thought to myself, people in the world will never know whether they are stupid or others are stupid.

The young man finally stopped laughing, took out another copper coin from his pocket, and put it on the right side. This time the fool could tell which side was less and which side was more, and with a flick of his hand, he put the coin on the side with less money. The money was caught in my arms, and the action was so funny that I couldn't help laughing.

At this moment, Ma Yun murmured: "It turned out to be him."

Ma Xin nodded and said, "It's really him."

I asked Ma Xin: "Who is he?"

Ma Xin smiled mysteriously and said, "You will know later."

At this moment, Ma Yun suddenly called out to the fool: "The third child!"

The idiot was taken aback, looked at Ma Yun, his eyes dodged, and he quickly returned to his stupid look, not daring to look at Ma Yun.

Then Ma Xin yelled again: "San Dezi!"

Ma Xin's sound was louder than Ma Yun's, and the idiot was taken aback for a moment, and immediately continued to pretend to be stupid. Everyone was a little stunned at this moment, probably thinking that someone knew this idiot, so they all calmed down and watched lively.

Ma Xin and Ma Yun saw that the idiot continued to pretend to be a fool, and they flanked the idiot from both sides, standing on the side of the idiot, looking at him confidently, Ma Yun said: "Sir, don't you pretend?"

When the fool saw it, he might feel that he couldn't hold it anymore, so he stood up and ran back.

Ma Yun and Ma Xin also chased after them.

Zhang Fei yelled in a daze: "What's the situation?" After yelling, he also chased after him.

I didn't care about 21, and chased after him.

Blocking that idiot in a corner, Zhang Fei put his arms around his waist and panted and asked Ma Xin: "Zhong Chang? Is he your enemy?"

Ma Yun rushed to talk: "Yes, the enemy who grew up with naked buttocks."

Ma Dao said, "General Zhang, don't get me wrong, he is my third brother Ma De."

Ma De smiled slightly, and said: "Brother and Brother, why are you here? Really, it affects my fortune."

Hearing this, Zhang Fei snorted and said, "Oh, so you're not a fool pretending to be a fool, you're a liar, right?!"

Just at this moment, Liu Bei and Sun Qian came over.

Ma Xin hurriedly pointed to Ma De and introduced to Liu Bei: "Master, this is my third younger brother Ma De, named Shuchang."

Liu Bei nodded, maybe he didn't expect Ma De to be a beggar.

Ma De also hurriedly arched his hand to Liu Bei, and at this moment he showed his original elegant attitude, and said: "I'm being polite, this must be Uncle Liu Huang, who is full of benevolence and righteousness all over the world, right?"

At this moment, Liu Bei arched his hand and said with a smile: "I dare not be, I dare not be."

At this moment, Ma De looked at me again, and saw that I was holding a tobacco rod, so he arched his hand and said, "This must be the world-famous General Swallowing Cloud, right?"

I said, "How do you know?"

Ma Dedao: "General Tunyun singled out all the heroes in the world with a cigarette stick, who doesn't know, who doesn't know?"

I smiled and bowed my head, and said: "The world really praised me. It is more than enough to pick out all the heroes in the world, but it is more than enough to pick a few thieves."

At this moment, Ma De looked at Zhang Fei again, frowned as if on purpose, and asked, "Excuse me, my eyesight is clumsy, who is this black-faced general?"

When Zhang Fei saw that Ma De had never heard of his name, his face became even darker. He snorted heavily, slapped his chest, and said, "Hmph, I am the famous Zhang Fei and Zhang Yide!"

When Ma De heard it, he seemed to suddenly realize, and said: "Oh - it turns out that it is General Zhang who made a living by slaughtering pigs in his early years. The general's name is like thunder, and his ears are like thunder!"

When Zhang Fei heard someone mention his old profession, he hummed again, shook his face, and ignored him.

Sun Qian didn't wait for Ma to greet him, he cupped his hands first and said: "I'm next Sun Qian, I met Mr. Ma."

Ma De said: "So it's Mr. Sun, I've heard about it a long time ago, I've heard about it a long time ago."

After he finished speaking to Sun Qian, he continued to say to us: "My home is not far away, if you don't mind, how about going to my home to talk about it?"

At this time, everyone looked at Liu Bei in unison, after all, he is the boss.

Liu Bei smiled and said, "Very good, very good."

After turning five or six turns, we arrived at a rather large mansion, with two gilt characters of Mafu hanging on the door.

Ma De knocked on the door, three times slowly, three times urgently, and once hard. He poked his head up, as if to answer the signal. After he knocked like this, a middle-aged man's voice came from inside: "Who is knocking on the door?" ?”

Ma De replied: "Fishing."

After saying this, the door opened with a squeak, and the person who opened the door was indeed a middle-aged man, with a fat head and a fat stomach, and he was fair and white. When he saw Ma De, he said, "Master, are you so early today?"

Ma De said: "Lao Liu, go and buy some good wine and meat. I want to entertain these good friends."

The sixth child went out, and we followed Ma De into the mansion. His mansion is very particular, there are many garden pavilions, and there are gossip diagrams and formations carved on the walls everywhere. It seems that he has studied these things quite a bit.

(End of this chapter)

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