God is my ex boyfriend
Chapter 115 I'm Single, I'm Proud, I Save Condoms For The Country
Chapter 115 I'm Single, I'm Proud, I Save Condoms For The Country
After a few minutes, the brother came again with his tragic experience.
[Xiao Ran is everything: I want to cry, but I just hold back, ah, just playing. ]
[Is this a blow? ]
[Isn't it just a piece of green grassland above the head, what a big deal. ]
[Xiao Ran is all: No, I ran to ask my girlfriend just now, I asked her if she brought me water at that time, do you know what she said? ]
She kindly answered for the fans, "I don't know."
If he knew, who would want to listen to his nagging.
[Xiao Ran is everything: She said to me with a very contemptuous look, even someone like you deserves me to deliver water. ]
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. ]
[Forgive my unkind smile. ]
[Confirmed the eyes, it is true love. ]
[Xiao Ran is all: Fuck, although labor and management are not at the school grass level, they are not the kind of people who see a car with a flat tire. How dare she speak of me in such a tone? ]
Sheng Yi couldn't help laughing out loud, "Brother, I actually don't want to laugh."
Really, just couldn't help it.
[Xiao Ran is everything: he tui! ]
[Yiyi: I laughed, but I didn't laugh completely. ]
[However, brother, who is your girlfriend delivering water to? ]
[Xiao Ran is all: Good guy, someone finally asked me this question. ]
It seems that this brother is eager to share his miserable life with others.
[Xiao Ran is all: It was for my brother. At that time, my brother was sitting next to me on the phone with his girlfriend. My girlfriend felt embarrassed and gave me the water instead. ]
[This is a very accurate description. ]
[How should I put it, apart from the word sympathy, I really don't know how to comfort you. ]
This kind of drama is usually only found in TV dramas, but this is the first time Shengyi has heard it in reality.
It was quite a shock.
"Then what are you going to do?" It would be a crime for her to break up.
[Xiao Ran is everything: What else can I do?The wife I found, I want to be pampered even on my knees. ]
[Wife? ? ? ]
[Didn't you just talk about your girlfriend?I crossed over? ]
[Xiao Ran is all: You heard me right, when I went to question her just now, I proposed a marriage by the way. ]
The bullet screen is full of stops.
Sheng Yi's jaw almost dropped from shock, "Is it still like this?"
Not only did she not have the quarrel and breakup she expected, but she also proposed a marriage by the way.
What a success.
However, this proposal is too hasty.
[Xiao Ran is everything: I originally planned to ask for it in these few days, so it should be in advance. ]
[What makes me curious is not your marriage proposal, but how did your girlfriend agree? ]
[Such a straight man of steel, I can't help but commit a crime. ]
[Xiao Ran is all: Get out, I will go to get the certificate tomorrow, and I will show you to death. ]
[He is in a hurry, he is in a hurry, he is in a hurry. ]
[Maybe he hugged his girlfriend's thigh and begged her to agree. ]
Sheng Yi felt that this made a lot of sense, and echoed, "I think so too."
[Xiao Ran is my wife: You think it's a fart. ]
[Hey, I even changed my ID on purpose. ]
[Ouch, your ID is too nasty. ]
[Xiao Ran is my wife: How do you single dogs know my pain of having a girlfriend. ]
As soon as it was sent out, a forbidden barrage flashed on the screen.
The user Xiao Ran is my wife and was banned for 10 minutes.
[Good job. ]
[Show affection, die quickly. ]
[Having a girlfriend is great, I am single and proud, and I save condoms for the country. ]
Sheng Yi was helping in the fight, and only saw a few words when he looked up, but was quickly overshadowed by other bullet screens.
She asked, "Saving what?"
[Condom. ]
Her backhand was another silence.
make up.
(End of this chapter)
After a few minutes, the brother came again with his tragic experience.
[Xiao Ran is everything: I want to cry, but I just hold back, ah, just playing. ]
[Is this a blow? ]
[Isn't it just a piece of green grassland above the head, what a big deal. ]
[Xiao Ran is all: No, I ran to ask my girlfriend just now, I asked her if she brought me water at that time, do you know what she said? ]
She kindly answered for the fans, "I don't know."
If he knew, who would want to listen to his nagging.
[Xiao Ran is everything: She said to me with a very contemptuous look, even someone like you deserves me to deliver water. ]
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. ]
[Forgive my unkind smile. ]
[Confirmed the eyes, it is true love. ]
[Xiao Ran is all: Fuck, although labor and management are not at the school grass level, they are not the kind of people who see a car with a flat tire. How dare she speak of me in such a tone? ]
Sheng Yi couldn't help laughing out loud, "Brother, I actually don't want to laugh."
Really, just couldn't help it.
[Xiao Ran is everything: he tui! ]
[Yiyi: I laughed, but I didn't laugh completely. ]
[However, brother, who is your girlfriend delivering water to? ]
[Xiao Ran is all: Good guy, someone finally asked me this question. ]
It seems that this brother is eager to share his miserable life with others.
[Xiao Ran is all: It was for my brother. At that time, my brother was sitting next to me on the phone with his girlfriend. My girlfriend felt embarrassed and gave me the water instead. ]
[This is a very accurate description. ]
[How should I put it, apart from the word sympathy, I really don't know how to comfort you. ]
This kind of drama is usually only found in TV dramas, but this is the first time Shengyi has heard it in reality.
It was quite a shock.
"Then what are you going to do?" It would be a crime for her to break up.
[Xiao Ran is everything: What else can I do?The wife I found, I want to be pampered even on my knees. ]
[Wife? ? ? ]
[Didn't you just talk about your girlfriend?I crossed over? ]
[Xiao Ran is all: You heard me right, when I went to question her just now, I proposed a marriage by the way. ]
The bullet screen is full of stops.
Sheng Yi's jaw almost dropped from shock, "Is it still like this?"
Not only did she not have the quarrel and breakup she expected, but she also proposed a marriage by the way.
What a success.
However, this proposal is too hasty.
[Xiao Ran is everything: I originally planned to ask for it in these few days, so it should be in advance. ]
[What makes me curious is not your marriage proposal, but how did your girlfriend agree? ]
[Such a straight man of steel, I can't help but commit a crime. ]
[Xiao Ran is all: Get out, I will go to get the certificate tomorrow, and I will show you to death. ]
[He is in a hurry, he is in a hurry, he is in a hurry. ]
[Maybe he hugged his girlfriend's thigh and begged her to agree. ]
Sheng Yi felt that this made a lot of sense, and echoed, "I think so too."
[Xiao Ran is my wife: You think it's a fart. ]
[Hey, I even changed my ID on purpose. ]
[Ouch, your ID is too nasty. ]
[Xiao Ran is my wife: How do you single dogs know my pain of having a girlfriend. ]
As soon as it was sent out, a forbidden barrage flashed on the screen.
The user Xiao Ran is my wife and was banned for 10 minutes.
[Good job. ]
[Show affection, die quickly. ]
[Having a girlfriend is great, I am single and proud, and I save condoms for the country. ]
Sheng Yi was helping in the fight, and only saw a few words when he looked up, but was quickly overshadowed by other bullet screens.
She asked, "Saving what?"
[Condom. ]
Her backhand was another silence.
make up.
(End of this chapter)
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