my playful little fox

Chapter 17 The second-hand robber in the supermarket

Chu Jiuliu was taken aback by the little girl's slap, and of course the little girl blamed herself very much at this time.

He obviously didn't want to hit him that much, but why did he hit him just now?

It was obvious that Chu Jiuliu had gone wrong because of his practice, but why was he so impulsive?The more I thought about it, the more uncomfortable I felt, so I reached out and rubbed Chu Jiuliu's blushing face, and asked, "Does Brother Jiu still hurt?"

Chu Jiuliu blamed himself very much. He felt that he had slighted the little girl. He thought she ignored him, but as soon as he touched his face, he became angry and said in a flashy manner: "If you kiss me, I won't be angry."

Of course, when he said this, he was still very scared, for fear that the little girl would slap him again just like that, and then ignore him from now on.

Who knew, the little girl was blushing, lowered her head, kissed his forehead lightly, and then said: "Don't bully me like this in the future, you know... If you are bullying me... I will ignore you in the future is you!"

Chu Jiuliu was still immersed in the feeling of being kissed just now, it took him a long time to react, and nodded in agreement: "No, no! I won't do it in the future!"

But this guy is thinking mentally, when will it make you unable to help yourself!Then, hey hey!

Seeing Chu Jiuliu's sinister smile, the little girl thought that his mind must be in a mess and he didn't know what he was thinking!So Yuzhi pointed at his head and threw it on the bed.

"Brother Jiu! I'm hungry! My aunt wants meat! I want your braised pork!"

Chu Jiuliu felt itchy when he was teased by the little girl's naive look, thinking, I bought the above, and I kissed this little mouth too!Let's eat!Let yourself cook something delicious!Isn't it simple?
So Chu Jiuliu waved his hand and yelled, "Let's go! Brother Jiu will take you to the supermarket to buy meat! Let's drink and eat meat today! The Buddha will keep it in his heart!"

So the two of you took me by the hand, and I took you by the hand, and walked to the nearby big supermarket wearing new clothes.

And just when the two of them entered the gate, they saw a rough-looking uncle talking to the owner of a silk stocking stall.

The people around were pointing fingers at the uncle.

"Look, such an old man is still buying stockings... What a pervert!"

"That's right! Look at him holding it up to his nose and smelling it... It's really speechless!"

Chu Jiuliu followed the sound and looked, and sure enough, an uncle was bargaining with a proprietress there, and the uncle would take a look or two at the proprietress's chest from time to time. It couldn't be described as wretched.

Of course, Chu Jiuliu didn't have a good impression of this guy. He was afraid that the uncle would give his little girl a bad impression, so he dragged the little girl into the supermarket quickly.

The two pushed the cart, and then went to the butcher shop. Of course, drinks and wine were indispensable.

Not long after, after buying a small car full, Chu Jiuliu sighed, it's better to have money!How dare you buy so many things when you are poor?In the future, I have to find that beauty Kong Mingxiu to ask for some money, and then raise the little girl to be white and fat!
But just when several people were about to go out to pay the bill, Chu Jiuliu saw a situation that made people laugh and cry.

I saw an uncle putting a thick black stocking that he had torn three times on his head, then took out a pistol and ran in, pointing at everyone.

If you said that he made people laugh with a gun, would you be saying something wrong, but if you know that the place where he tore the cut is at the back of his head, you will know how ridiculous it is. Moreover, the gun in his hand did not tear off the label. It was clearly the 20 yuan high-pressure water gun sold on the street. Although the imitation was still decent, Chu Jiuliu could tell it at a glance.

When some people saw it, they were really bluffed by him and raised their hands.

At this time, several security guards were taken aback, and some even crouched on the ground with their heads in their hands, not daring to speak.

This scene made Chu Jiuliu dumbfounded, while the little girl blinked her big eyes and asked, "Brother Jiu, what are they doing? Are they playing games?"

Chu Jiuliu coughed twice, and handed the things into the little girl's hands, then pretended to be a hero, jumped out, pointed at the thief, and shouted: "Idiot! How dare you shoot me?" , come at me!"

When the thief saw Chu Jiuliu jumping out, although he was worried that the other party would see through his scheme, he still boldly said: "Stinky boy, report your name! Master Niu doesn't kill unknown people!"

"Chu Jiuliu! Dare to ask Master Niu's full name!" Chu Jiuliu saw the filming mode played by the other party, so he thought it was interesting, and also spoke the colloquial language of a green forest hero.

Who knew that this guy would reveal his family name, and said in a blustery voice: "How could I, Niu San, tell you my real name! Alright! Brat, I don't have eyes for guns! Be honest! , pay the money, and then hurry up and get out!"

After hearing this, Chu Jiuliu pretended to be innocent, and begged, "Master Niu! In my whole life, boy, I have never touched a woman's hand! I have never kissed a woman's mouth! I am ashamed of the cultivation of this country! ! You shot me!"

This Niu San was burst into tears by Chu Jiuliu's words. The two were like brothers who had been separated for many years. He also said with a mournful face: "Brother, brother, I have been suffering all my life. I am in my 40s and now I have no money. , I just bought these socks for ten yuan, and I just bought this gun for 20 yuan, and I can’t kill you! You hurry up! Just don’t hinder me from making money.”

At this moment, the supermarket was quiet.

Niu San seemed to know what he said was wrong, so he turned his head to look left and right. At this time, there were hundreds of people surrounding him, and several security guards were glaring at him.

Seeing that his posture was not good, Niu San pointed his gun at the security captain and said, "Come here again! I'll shoot!"

Chu Jiuliu sweated hard. He was speechless because of the ignorance of this bastard robber. Is there such a stupid robber in the world?He ran out with a water gun, and then revealed his family name and told everything about himself.

Originally, I wanted to pretend to be aggressive and let people praise me, but now, all the scenes of pretending to be aggressive have been snatched away by the security guards!
So he took the little girl to pay the bill. Fortunately, the thief was surrounded and beaten, otherwise, he would have to wait in line for a long time now.

Just after paying the bill and going out, Chu Jiuliu took the little girl and went out with a big plastic bag. Who would have thought that the thief crawled out from the surrounding of a group of people at this moment, and pulled Chu Jiuliu and Murong Yun's shoes, begging: "Brother! For the sake of our fate, please help brother!"

When Chu Jiuliu saw the thief pulling his ankle, it was fine, but when he saw him pulling the little girl's shoes, the fire in his heart did not ignite anywhere, and he stomped on Niu San's face angrily. With a kick, he said to relieve his hatred: "Let you pull my little girl!" After saying that, he took the little girl and left without looking back.

(End of this chapter)