Super little Taoist

Chapter 112 The Tragedy of Growing Up

Huang Qiong ran into the living room with an excited face, threw the schoolbag in her hand, and sent her whole body onto the sofa. She squeezed Gu Tian vigorously, "Come over!"

Gu Tian glanced at her, moved away, and said nonchalantly, "What's the matter? I'm so happy to see you?"

Huang Qiong looked smug, she took out a test paper from her schoolbag, "Look!"

Gu Tian took it over and took a look, 62 points! "With this score, are you still willing to show it to others?"

Huang Qiong swished around, cupped Gu Tian's face with both hands and said, "Do you know? Whether in England or in China, this is the highest score this girl got in the test!"

Goshawk smiled wryly and shook his head.

Gu Tian smiled slightly, "Then congratulations! The champion little sister with 62 points!"

Huang Qiong took out a piece of letter paper folded into a heart shape from her schoolbag, and said to Gu Tian with joy, "Do you know what this is?"

Gu Tian frowned, "Isn't it? Which one has a long life to write you a love letter!"

Huang Qiong was even more complacent. She played with the love letter in her hand, "How is it? I'm not convinced. Although that kid doesn't look good, it's the first love letter this girl has received since she came to China!", Huang Joan moved a little, and looked at Gu Tian with a serious face, "Tiantian, look, I'm finally free from the title of the bottom one now, and there are still people who write love letters to me, I think~"

"Wait, wait!" Gu Tian stopped Huang Qiong, "How many names are you now?"

Huang Qiong shook her head, and said very normally, "The third from last!"

"..." Gu Tian was stunned for a moment, "Okay, you continue to talk!", Witch Invincible!

"Now I feel that this world is so beautiful, life is so happy, everything is as I expected, giggling! I'm so happy!" Huang Qiong looked yearning.

Gu Tian licked his tongue, "Oh, that's right! Qiongqiong, I'm so happy for you! How about we talk about life today?"

"Okay!" Huang Qiong looked at Gu Tian seriously.

Gu Tian cleared his throat, and said solemnly: "Actually, I don't think anything is important, enjoyment is the most important thing! As the saying goes, time is like a pig-killing knife, and a knife makes people old. Wait for you to react." At that time, everything was just a fleeting moment, a fleeting dream, how do you say that sentence? Eagle!"

Goshawk glanced at Huang Qiong, and said flatly, "The flower in the mirror, the moon in the water!"

Gu Tian slapped his thigh, "Yes, that's the sentence. Look, you are now in the second year of high school, and you will be in the third year of high school soon. What is the third year of high school? That is the purgatory for students! The fat will drag you thin, and the skinny will drag you to death! Of course Slightly, you don’t care about this, but the environment has a great effect on people. Everyone is reading hard, and you have the nerve to stand aside like a fool? You have to do it! Then, at that time Who spends time playing with you, and who has the leisure to write love letters to you?"

Huang Qiong's face became more and more ugly when Gu Tian said it.

Gu Tian waved his hand, "Next, let's look to the future. Are you fifteen today? I guess it's about to start!"

"Start what?"

"Super dog blood, super cheating life!" Gu Tian looked at Huang Qiong with a serious face, "First of all, you will get pimples! Don't believe the acne creams and acne creams in the advertisements. What, it’s useless! It’s all a lie. So what’s the consequence of having pimples? You close your eyes and think about it, countless dense pimples appear overnight on a youthful and beautiful face Little red envelope, what will happen to you? You will feel inferior! Although it is theoretically said that pimples will disappear after puberty, as far as I know, the theory is as deceiving as the acne cream.”

Goshawk touched his nose, he wanted to laugh but couldn't.

"Then, you will meet the first man in your life. He will say I love you countless times, try his best to make you happy, and give you as many so-called promises as the stars in the sky. But you have to remember Stop, those are all nonsense, nonsense! Remember! His purpose is only one, and that is to take off your clothes and experience your inner beauty from all aspects and multiple angles. After he succeeds, your eyes will not even be able to catch up with him Take away the speed of your best best friend and her passionate kiss. Then, you will meet the second man in your life, oh~ maybe the third, the fourth, maybe more! You Marry him, conceive him, have a baby. Then he and his son or daughter kill your career completely in the bud."

Gu Tian flashed the knife in front of Huang Qiong's eyes, "After a few years, your body began to decline, and then depression and menopausal syndrome accompanied you for the rest of your life." Gu Tian patted the sofa again, "Maybe in the not-too-distant future you'll be sitting here with your daughter and she'll say, 'It's a beautiful world, life is so blissful, and it's just as I expected it to be'. But, Joan, it's okay, you Remember to enjoy it all the time!"

Huang Qiong looked like she was about to cry, "What are you enjoying? A super bloody, super cheating life?"

Gu Tian kept waving his hands, "No, no, no! It's not just that, it's a bloody mess, a father who can't stop messing me up! Do you understand?"

Huang Qiong stood up slowly, picked up her schoolbag listlessly, pursed her lips and walked upstairs without saying a word, the excitement just now disappeared under the "purgatory on earth" that Gu Tian said.

Gu Tian cast a glance at Huang Qiong, Xiao Mian, I'll make you pissed off!

"Isn't this too cruel for a little girl?" Goshawk glanced at Huang Qiong, feeling pity in his heart, child, child, take care of yourself, why don't you run in front of him if you have nothing to worry about?

Gu Tian scratched his head, "Sometimes setbacks in optimism are more lethal than setbacks in pessimism!"

Goshawk pouted, "You are the only one who understands the truth!"

Gu Tian turned around and looked at Goshawk, with a wicked smile on his face, "Let's talk about this principle next! First of all"

Goshawk got up immediately, away from the devil of this thought.

"Don't go, I haven't finished yet!"

At night, Huang Jiaojiao walked into Gu Tian's room with a puzzled expression on her face, "What's wrong with Qiongqiong today? You're depressed, didn't you hear that her test scores were not bad?"

Gu Tian turned around and smiled at Huang Jiaojiao, "I don't know, maybe it's not the right time for relatives to come today!"

"Shameless!" Huang Jiaojiao glared at Gu Tian, ​​seeing the messy yellow paper on the table, "What is this?"

Gu Tian picked up one and folded it up carefully, "Here, love letter! Be sure to keep it safe!"

Huang Jiaojiao naturally knew that this was not a love letter, but a spell, but she happily took it, "I'll sew it up with cloth when I get back home, and hang it around my neck every day!"

Gu Tian smiled slightly, "Creative!"

"Phone!" Huang Jiaojiao picked up the phone and handed it to Gu Tian.

"Hello there!"

"It's me!" Ao Xue's voice sounded from the other end.

Huang Jiaojiao's complexion changed, she curled her lips, but didn't say anything.

"It's a holiday?" Gu Tian looked happy, Huang Jiaojiao wished she could step forward and kick him a few times.

"Master is injured, all the doctors have seen it, no! I hope you come here immediately!"

Gu Tian frowned, Master, is the most intelligent person in the legendary Dragon Pavilion, "Okay, right away!"

Huang Jiaojiao looked at Gu Tian nervously, "What happened?"

While putting on his clothes, Gu Tian said, "It's a big deal, I'll save people!"

"Well, be careful!" Huang Jiaojiao neatly arranged Gu Tian's clothes, with the demeanor of a good wife and mother.

Gu Tian kissed her gently on the forehead, "Don't worry, I won't die! Don't think about the big ones, you should also think about the small ones, right?"

Huang Jiaojiao looked at Gu Tian in astonishment. Seeing his wicked smile, she immediately realized that this guy was taking revenge for saying that she had his flesh and blood in front of Feng Yuxin. !"

Gu Tian grabbed Huang Jiaojiao's hand and looked outside the door, "Let's find an opportunity to turn this ideal into reality!"

"Stinking rogue!"

"..." Hey woman!
(End of this chapter)