Super little Taoist
Chapter 126
Chapter 126
Ren Yiyun looked at Gu Tian in amazement, he had been drinking the Babao Wudi lotus seed soup for so long, why does this kid look like he is not blushing and his heart is not beating, it seems.
"Little Tian, I'll get you another bowl!"
Gu Tian hiccupped, seeing Ren Yiyun going out, he quickly patted Lin Yiyi's little face, "I'm leaving, otherwise I won't be reconciled if your mother doesn't play to death!"
Lin Yi covered her mouth and smiled lightly, then nodded, "Are you okay?"
Gu Tian shook his head, "Don't worry, it's fine! Let's go! Is there a back door?"
"No, there are several windows, you choose yourself!"
Gu Tian broke out in a cold sweat, "Okay! Goodbye! Take good care of your illness! Well, brother will take you out to play!" After speaking, Gu Tian glanced at the snow wolf under the bed, "Lady, bye!"
The lady rolled her eyes as a greeting.
Ren Yiyun walked in with a bowl, and when he saw that Gu Tian was nowhere to be seen, "Where's the person?"
"gone!"
"Impossible, my wife locked the door on purpose!"
Lin Yiyi pointed to the open window, "So, where did he go!"
Ren Yiyun stomped his feet, with regret on his face, "If I knew it earlier, I poured the whole bag in. It really is a man among men, a fighting chicken among turkeys, even a little medicine can't fix him!"
Gu Tiantian was panting, and a wave of dryness and heat kept coming, he finally knew what Lin Yiyi's evil old lady had eaten for him.
"Hey, it's me, I'm poisoned!"
"Ah? What poison? You will be poisoned too?"
"Yes! Save me, save me!"
"No, really?"
"Exactly!"
"How to save it? I don't know how to do medicine either, just promise me that I will!"
"Uh, I want you to promise me with my body, I've been poisoned by sex!"
"Really?"
When Gu Tian heard the excited voice on the other end of the phone, he subconsciously regretted it, "Yes!"
"Your home or my home?"
"Your home should be more convenient!"
"Wait, why did you ask me to detoxify? It seems that a woman is fine!"
Gu Tian was about to cry, "I think you are more suitable!", Huang Jiaojiao went to Shanghai, and Ao Xue was in Longge. At this time, Gu Tian felt that Feng Yuxin was the most suitable person at this time.
"Fit? You haven't tried it. How do you know the length is right? The size is right? The tightness is right?"
Gu Tian spat out a mouthful of blood, "This"
"Can't answer? Prove that I'm still not suitable! Find someone else!"
Gu Tian looked at the phone and kept cursing in his heart, what kind of woman is this? When she doesn't think about it, she can do it vigorously. When she musters up the courage and wants to indulge once by taking advantage of the medicine, she will say, find someone else. !Hmph, is brother such an amorous person?
Gu Tian gritted his teeth and looked at his right hand, shook his head non-stop, and said with a tragic expression: "I'm going to trouble you again! Brother!"
Gu Tian looked at Nangong Siya in front of him. She was dressed in black business attire, which accentuated her well-proportioned figure. The only thing that smelled a little strange was the exquisite bracelet on her wrist. Pretty.
Nangong Siya ignored Gu Tian's gaze, and poured a cup of tea in front of him as usual, "Aren't you going to move out of Huang's house?"
Gu Tian shook his head, "No, when the wind and rain come, someone will always be drenched, besides, I have no place to live other than Huang's house!"
Nangong Siya took a sip of tea lightly, looked away, and said lightly: "You can come to my place!"
Gu Tian frowned, this was the second time she threw an olive branch at herself, the first was revenge, but this time Gu Tian knew that she was sincere, "Hehe, I'm not suitable to serve people!"
"I don't need you to serve anyone, on the contrary, I can have someone serve you!"
Gu Tian licked his lips, seductive, too tempting, you want to serve me, uncle will never say anything else!
"However, I'm not used to being served!"
Nangong Siya smiled sarcastically, "I'm doing it for your own good!"
"I know what you mean, but I'm afraid that Jiaojiao will be affected, so I still~"
"Will she be your wife?"
"Ah?" Gu Tian opened his mouth wide.
"Will you marry her? Don't say that you are a so-called Taoist priest. Monks can marry wives now, let alone Taoist priests!" Nangong Siya looked at Gu Tian with contempt.
Why is this little girl acting weird today? Gu Tian thought to himself, "Hehe, I don't think about this issue yet!"
"Then what are you thinking about?" Nangong Siya put down the cup in her hand, and looked at Gu Tian unceremoniously.
"I think about it a lot. When will the two sides of the Taiwan Strait be reunified, when will the Japanese island sink, when will the United States go bankrupt, and more?"
"Shut up!" Nangong Siya gave Gu Tian a hard look.
The horizontal eyes are so beautiful!Gu Tian secretly took pleasure in his heart again.
"When will you be honest with people?"
"I've always been honest with you!" Just barely naked!Gu Tian secretly said.
"I have a question, I really want to ask you!"
"Know everything without saying it, and say everything!"
"If Huang Jiaojiao and I fell into the water together, which one would you save first?"
Bloody, what a bloody question!Isn't this a replica of my old lady and my wife?Gu Tian had the urge to hit the wall, "Scenario setting, can you swim?"
"will not!"
"Where's Jiaojiao?"
"No! And you can only save one person at a time!"
"this"
"Know everything and say everything! You said it in the first five seconds!"
"Alright, I'll save Jiaojiao first!"
"Hmph!" Nangong Siya hummed lightly, obviously dissatisfied.
"However, I will jump down to save you as fast as I can!"
"Too late, already dead!"
"Then I will die with you!"
How does this sound like a curse?
The white clouds floated around and were within reach, Gu Tian looked out the window excitedly, the master next to him was too lazy to appreciate the bumpkin's face, so he just closed his eyes and took a nap.
"Sir, what do you need?" The beautiful stewardess came over pushing the dining car.
"Do you have noodles?"
"No! We have bread here!"
"That thing is not full, do you have rice? Sesame paste is also fine!"
The stewardess gave Gu Tian a weird look, rice?Sesame paste?You think my place is a snack street! "Excuse me sir, how would you like this small fruit platter?"
Gu Tian frowned, "That's good, but it's not enough for my teeth! Beauty, can you give me all the fruits in this car? I'm hungry!"
The stewardess smiled and shook her head. If she met this guy on the ground, she would definitely take off her high heels and smash him over. "Sorry, sir, you can only choose one of these two packages!"
Gu Tian put his fingers into his mouth and kept biting, "Choose this one, it can do the job but it's not delicious; choose this one? It's delicious but it's like not eating it. What should I choose? I'm so entangled, okay Tangle!"
The master jumped up all of a sudden, grabbed a copy and stuffed it into Gu Tian's arms, "This way you don't have to worry about it!"
Xiao Mian, can't take it anymore!hey-hey!Gu Tian looked at the two meals, "Aren't you going to eat? Are you not hungry?"
"Just shut up! It's better than eating anything!"
"Oh! Don't blame me, I heard that there is no charge for food on the plane, so I didn't eat breakfast today, and I came here on an empty stomach! What a mistake!"
(End of this chapter)
Ren Yiyun looked at Gu Tian in amazement, he had been drinking the Babao Wudi lotus seed soup for so long, why does this kid look like he is not blushing and his heart is not beating, it seems.
"Little Tian, I'll get you another bowl!"
Gu Tian hiccupped, seeing Ren Yiyun going out, he quickly patted Lin Yiyi's little face, "I'm leaving, otherwise I won't be reconciled if your mother doesn't play to death!"
Lin Yi covered her mouth and smiled lightly, then nodded, "Are you okay?"
Gu Tian shook his head, "Don't worry, it's fine! Let's go! Is there a back door?"
"No, there are several windows, you choose yourself!"
Gu Tian broke out in a cold sweat, "Okay! Goodbye! Take good care of your illness! Well, brother will take you out to play!" After speaking, Gu Tian glanced at the snow wolf under the bed, "Lady, bye!"
The lady rolled her eyes as a greeting.
Ren Yiyun walked in with a bowl, and when he saw that Gu Tian was nowhere to be seen, "Where's the person?"
"gone!"
"Impossible, my wife locked the door on purpose!"
Lin Yiyi pointed to the open window, "So, where did he go!"
Ren Yiyun stomped his feet, with regret on his face, "If I knew it earlier, I poured the whole bag in. It really is a man among men, a fighting chicken among turkeys, even a little medicine can't fix him!"
Gu Tiantian was panting, and a wave of dryness and heat kept coming, he finally knew what Lin Yiyi's evil old lady had eaten for him.
"Hey, it's me, I'm poisoned!"
"Ah? What poison? You will be poisoned too?"
"Yes! Save me, save me!"
"No, really?"
"Exactly!"
"How to save it? I don't know how to do medicine either, just promise me that I will!"
"Uh, I want you to promise me with my body, I've been poisoned by sex!"
"Really?"
When Gu Tian heard the excited voice on the other end of the phone, he subconsciously regretted it, "Yes!"
"Your home or my home?"
"Your home should be more convenient!"
"Wait, why did you ask me to detoxify? It seems that a woman is fine!"
Gu Tian was about to cry, "I think you are more suitable!", Huang Jiaojiao went to Shanghai, and Ao Xue was in Longge. At this time, Gu Tian felt that Feng Yuxin was the most suitable person at this time.
"Fit? You haven't tried it. How do you know the length is right? The size is right? The tightness is right?"
Gu Tian spat out a mouthful of blood, "This"
"Can't answer? Prove that I'm still not suitable! Find someone else!"
Gu Tian looked at the phone and kept cursing in his heart, what kind of woman is this? When she doesn't think about it, she can do it vigorously. When she musters up the courage and wants to indulge once by taking advantage of the medicine, she will say, find someone else. !Hmph, is brother such an amorous person?
Gu Tian gritted his teeth and looked at his right hand, shook his head non-stop, and said with a tragic expression: "I'm going to trouble you again! Brother!"
Gu Tian looked at Nangong Siya in front of him. She was dressed in black business attire, which accentuated her well-proportioned figure. The only thing that smelled a little strange was the exquisite bracelet on her wrist. Pretty.
Nangong Siya ignored Gu Tian's gaze, and poured a cup of tea in front of him as usual, "Aren't you going to move out of Huang's house?"
Gu Tian shook his head, "No, when the wind and rain come, someone will always be drenched, besides, I have no place to live other than Huang's house!"
Nangong Siya took a sip of tea lightly, looked away, and said lightly: "You can come to my place!"
Gu Tian frowned, this was the second time she threw an olive branch at herself, the first was revenge, but this time Gu Tian knew that she was sincere, "Hehe, I'm not suitable to serve people!"
"I don't need you to serve anyone, on the contrary, I can have someone serve you!"
Gu Tian licked his lips, seductive, too tempting, you want to serve me, uncle will never say anything else!
"However, I'm not used to being served!"
Nangong Siya smiled sarcastically, "I'm doing it for your own good!"
"I know what you mean, but I'm afraid that Jiaojiao will be affected, so I still~"
"Will she be your wife?"
"Ah?" Gu Tian opened his mouth wide.
"Will you marry her? Don't say that you are a so-called Taoist priest. Monks can marry wives now, let alone Taoist priests!" Nangong Siya looked at Gu Tian with contempt.
Why is this little girl acting weird today? Gu Tian thought to himself, "Hehe, I don't think about this issue yet!"
"Then what are you thinking about?" Nangong Siya put down the cup in her hand, and looked at Gu Tian unceremoniously.
"I think about it a lot. When will the two sides of the Taiwan Strait be reunified, when will the Japanese island sink, when will the United States go bankrupt, and more?"
"Shut up!" Nangong Siya gave Gu Tian a hard look.
The horizontal eyes are so beautiful!Gu Tian secretly took pleasure in his heart again.
"When will you be honest with people?"
"I've always been honest with you!" Just barely naked!Gu Tian secretly said.
"I have a question, I really want to ask you!"
"Know everything without saying it, and say everything!"
"If Huang Jiaojiao and I fell into the water together, which one would you save first?"
Bloody, what a bloody question!Isn't this a replica of my old lady and my wife?Gu Tian had the urge to hit the wall, "Scenario setting, can you swim?"
"will not!"
"Where's Jiaojiao?"
"No! And you can only save one person at a time!"
"this"
"Know everything and say everything! You said it in the first five seconds!"
"Alright, I'll save Jiaojiao first!"
"Hmph!" Nangong Siya hummed lightly, obviously dissatisfied.
"However, I will jump down to save you as fast as I can!"
"Too late, already dead!"
"Then I will die with you!"
How does this sound like a curse?
The white clouds floated around and were within reach, Gu Tian looked out the window excitedly, the master next to him was too lazy to appreciate the bumpkin's face, so he just closed his eyes and took a nap.
"Sir, what do you need?" The beautiful stewardess came over pushing the dining car.
"Do you have noodles?"
"No! We have bread here!"
"That thing is not full, do you have rice? Sesame paste is also fine!"
The stewardess gave Gu Tian a weird look, rice?Sesame paste?You think my place is a snack street! "Excuse me sir, how would you like this small fruit platter?"
Gu Tian frowned, "That's good, but it's not enough for my teeth! Beauty, can you give me all the fruits in this car? I'm hungry!"
The stewardess smiled and shook her head. If she met this guy on the ground, she would definitely take off her high heels and smash him over. "Sorry, sir, you can only choose one of these two packages!"
Gu Tian put his fingers into his mouth and kept biting, "Choose this one, it can do the job but it's not delicious; choose this one? It's delicious but it's like not eating it. What should I choose? I'm so entangled, okay Tangle!"
The master jumped up all of a sudden, grabbed a copy and stuffed it into Gu Tian's arms, "This way you don't have to worry about it!"
Xiao Mian, can't take it anymore!hey-hey!Gu Tian looked at the two meals, "Aren't you going to eat? Are you not hungry?"
"Just shut up! It's better than eating anything!"
"Oh! Don't blame me, I heard that there is no charge for food on the plane, so I didn't eat breakfast today, and I came here on an empty stomach! What a mistake!"
(End of this chapter)
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