Super little Taoist

Chapter 143 Two Pistols
Lin Yi took out her phone as soon as she got off the plane. The so-called academic exchanges between the School of Foreign Languages ​​and American universities made her spend half a month of hardship. When she was abroad, she couldn't sleep at night, always feeling as if something was missing. , but she couldn't figure out what was missing!Now, she understands, Gu Tian!A day without Gu Tian is a day without laughter, a day without Gu Tian is a day without excitement.

"Hey, guess who I am?" Lin Yi shouted happily after dialing the phone.

"Beep beep beep", a busy tone came from over there, and the excitement on Lin Yiyi's face suddenly turned into resentment, and she ruthlessly dialed it again.

"Damn thing, you dare to hang up on my phone!"

"Hello, who?"

"I, heroine!"

"Damn, Mu Guiying has been dead for many years!"

Lin Yiyi chuckled, "It's me, Lin Yiyi!", this guy always had a way of not getting angry with him.

"Wow, returnee scholar! You accidentally turned into a sea turtle! Congratulations!"

"Really? Where's Xiao Ao?"

"She is doing odd jobs in the Dragon Pavilion!"

"Believe it or not, I told her to skin you!"

"Believe it, why don't you believe it, but the premise is that you are ordered to tell her!"

"Why, you want to murder yourself for money?"

"Forget it, you are just a poor girl, what kind of money am I seeking from you, and where is it, I will pick you up and give you a break!"

"Okay, I'll call Miss Xiao Ao!"

"OK!"

"Oh, the native Taoist can speak English!"

"Where, where, people who can't recognize all 26 English letters have become turtles, and I'm not allowed to say an OK!"

"You~" Lin Yi became angry for a while, arguing with this guy is like hitting a stone with an egg, looking for excitement!

"Sister Xiao Ao, he bullied me as soon as I got off the plane!" Lin Yiyi hooked Ao Xue's arm and looked at Gu Tian viciously.

"How did I bully you?"

Lin Yi pointed at Gu Tian one by one, "You said I can't even recognize all 26 letters!"

Ao Xue covered her mouth and smiled lightly.

Gu Tian had a serious face, "Do you know everything?"

Lin Yiyi immediately snapped her fingers, "a, b, c, d... z, y, 26, I can't recognize them all!"

Gu Tian shook his head, "Okay, I was wrong, you are amazing!"

Ao Xue covered her stomach, and tapped Lin Yiyi's head with her fingers, "Silly girl, you were tricked by him again!"

Lin Yi muttered, "I'm happy, ha ha!"

Gu Tian's eyes froze for a moment, and he did a trick of praying mantis and cicada, with the oriole behind, he gave a thumbs up, "Smart enough!"

It was Ao Xue's turn to be puzzled, "What do you mean? I can't even understand it!"

Gu Tian handed the ice cream to Ao Xue, "Hehe, this reminds me of a story!"

"Oh?" Ao Xue and Lin Yiyi became curious.

Gu Tian cleared his throat, "Once upon a time, there was a hunter who had as many duties as he grew up. The people in the village thought he was a liar, and every time he came back from the forest, he would exchange a copper coin for him. A pheasant, but if the pheasant is sold in the market, it can be sold for at least a dozen copper coins, do you think this hunter is stupid?"

"Of course you're stupid!" Ao Xue said hastily.

Gu Tian smiled and shook his head, "Later, when the war broke out, the Orion rescued a young man, and this young man was the later Tang Taizong Li Shimin, and this Orion was the famous general Qin Qiong! So do you think Qin Qiong is stupid? ?”

Ao Xue and Lin Yiyi glanced at each other and shook their heads.

"Hehe, Yiyi has this potential!" Gu Tian looked at Lin Yiyi happily.

"Cut~ You're not Li Shimin!" Lin Yiyi said disdainfully.

Lin Yiyi suddenly remembered something, and put down the milk tea, "Yes, yes, Grandpa called me overseas last night! He said that a fairy-like figure came to our house, just like you, it seems to be something~ "

"Thousands of Pavilions!" Gu Tian said hastily.

"Yes, yes, yes!" Lin Yiyi said hastily.

Ao Xue glanced at Gu Tian suspiciously.

Gu Tian's eyes lit up, "Really, that's really great, I heard Master said that Qianzhong Pavilion is all women, isn't she?"

Ao Xue stared, and stomped on Gu Tian under the table.

"It seems to be, but I heard from grandpa that she is a super house girl. It has been half a month since she came to our house, and she hasn't stepped out of the door! Idol!"

Gu Tian suddenly became overjoyed, stirred the coffee in the cup, and looked contemptuous, "Sure enough, as Master said, all the women in Qianchongge should become monks and become nuns!"

Lin Yiyi became interested, "Tiantian, do you want to go and have a look?"

Gu Tian shook his head, "Master told me when he came down from the mountain, telling me not to mess with two kinds of people when I meet them!"

Ao Xue snorted, and looked at Gu Tian with a look of surprise, "There are people in this world that you dare not mess with?"

"Which two kinds of people? Tell me about it!" Lin Yiyi kept patting Gu Tian anxiously.

"One kind is the people from Qianzhong Pavilion, and the other kind is..."

"What is it! Say it!"

"The other one is the blood slave!"

"I've heard of house slaves and car slaves. This is the first time I've heard of blood slaves, but they sound scary!" Lin Yiyi said timidly.

"Don't worry, that thing is not produced in China, it's on the other side of the ocean!" Gu Tian smiled slightly.

"It's okay, it's okay!" Lin Yi patted his chest, "You really don't want to go?"

Gu Tian shook his head affirmatively, "No!"

Lin Yi took the travel bag from the seat, "Let's go, don't disturb your two-person world, Xiao Ao can't wait, hehe!"

"Damn girl!" Ao Xue said viciously.

Gu Tianchao gave Lin Yiyi a thumbs up, really sensible!

Ao Xue drank the drink with a normal face, while Gu Tian smiled. After a long time, he held Ao Xue's little hand, "I lost weight again!"

Ao Xue blushed, "Why, don't like skinny ones, go find plump ones!"

Gu Tian quickly moved the seat beside her, "Who said that, the skinny is good, how beautiful!"

Ao Xue gave him a sideways glance, turned around, and faced Gu Tian, ​​"Where's your Huang Jiaojiao, where's your imperial sister Feng Yuxin, and where's your goddess Nangong Siya?"

Gu Tian looked at Ao Xue in astonishment, saying Huang Jiaojiao's name was normal, but when did she know that she had an affair with Feng Yuxin, and half an affair with that Nangong Siya.

Ao Xue pinched Gu Tian's ear, "You have tried all kinds of plump, temperamental, and homely types, but now you think of my skinny type, right?"

Gu Tian was confused by Ao Xue's models, "No, let me make it up for you, no, let me explain it to you."

Ao Xue put down her hand angrily, and looked at Gu Tian angrily.

After a long time, Gu Tian slowly reached out and grabbed his ears on both sides, and looked at Ao Xue wrongedly, "I was wrong!"

Ao Xue burst out laughing, and gave him a weird look, "Men don't have a good thing!"

Gu Tian immediately put on a flattering smile, "Yes, yes, men just don't have a good thing!" Then, he shook Ao Xue's arm and said in a low voice, "Has the hole that was blasted by the rocket launcher been repaired?" ?”

Ao Xue bit her lip, and said in a weak mosquito voice, "It has been repaired a long time ago!"

From getting off the car to entering the door, the two of them kept their lips close together, unwilling to separate even for a second.

Gu Tian picked up his own clothes as he went upstairs, and of course there were Ao Xue's clothes too.

Ao Xue kicked open the bedroom door and pushed hard, and Gu Tian lay on the bed.

Ao Xue put her hands on her waist slowly, Gu Tian had a happy smile on her face, and she was flirtatious.

Suddenly, Ao Xue put her hands behind her back, and when she reappeared, she was already holding two pistols in her hands.

Gu Tian stared, is this a strange situation?

"Get out of the way!" Ao Xue yelled lightly.

The velvet flowers fluttered and rolled under the bed, Gu Tian looked at Ao Xue in astonishment.

"Master taught me, so you will be more honest!" Ao Xue said lightly.

"Oh!" Gu Tian had a frightened look on his face.

Ao Xue loosened her fingers, and the two guns fell to the ground. She turned her hands behind her back, and with a bang sound, the black restraints were immediately released. She hooked her fingers towards Gu Tian, ​​"Come here!"

Gu Tian stood up obediently, and walked over slowly, his eyes were shining brightly, oh, not so scary!

(End of this chapter)