Super little Taoist
Chapter 164
Chapter 164
In the distorted space, a man in fluorescent armor looked at the soul-fixing tablet lightly, and saw him take a step, and several leg shadows appeared immediately. This is the distortion of time, the soul world!
A smiling crack suddenly appeared on the Stele of Immobilizing Soul, and the crack stretched instantly, and a strange-looking man came out, with two red horns on his head shining with a deep red light.
The Ghost King looked at Gu Tian contemptuously, "What are you doing here?"
Gu Tian chuckled, "Senior, this junior knows that you are straightforward and don't like to beat around the bush, so I'll just say it straight! I want a person, no, I want a soul!"
"Damn, you think I'm the Small Animal Protection Association here! You can get one for ten yuan? Gu Tian, you hurry up! Otherwise, I'll smoke your three souls and seven souls!" Ghost King said with a grim face.
Gu Tian glanced at the streamer armor on his body, curled his mouth, obviously he didn't take the ghost king's words to heart, "Senior, I'm doing a good deed! One of my friend's mothers has lost her soul, let me see her If you take away your soul, can you return the sun?"
The ghost king glared at him fiercely, "Returning Yang? You can say that it is light, even if I give you my soul, can you save him? Do you have regenerated grass? Do you have pure Yang spring water? What a joke! "
Gu Tian licked his lips, "I really have what you said!"
"Ah?" The ghost king looked surprised, and he used his fingers to break off his fangs. Damn, this old thief Hua Qingfeng really has a lot in stock!No wonder you give me Soul Condensing Wood so readily every time!
The ghost king's face softened, "It's not impossible for you to have a soul!"
"But there are conditions, right? Tell me! Let's see if I can afford it!" Gu Tian closed his eyes slightly, and he was already ready for bloodletting when he came.
"Chunyang spring water is useless to me, but I like pure Yin spring water very much. Everything in the world is born and restrained by each other. Where there is Chunyang spring, there must be Chunyin spring. Not many, give me a pot! I will let people go, no , Let go of your soul!"
Gu Tian looked sad, and didn't say a word for a long time!
The ghost king glanced at him, cleared his throat, "I know it's difficult, the cultivation in the cloud is the Yin attribute, this thing is more important to him than life, but, boy, there is nothing free in the world Lunch, I broke the iron law set by the previous ghost kings, why do you want me to get something?"
Gu Tian bit his finger and remained silent.
"Okay, okay, don't need a pot, can you give me a bowl?"
"Hey" Gu Tian sighed all over, "Senior, I really can't do anything. In fact, my relationship with this friend can only be passable. As for his old lady, it's even more passable. It's not worth it! Excuse me, I'm leaving!"
"Wait!" The ghost king yelled, and he stretched out three fingers, "Three drops, just three drops, how about it! A friend for a day, a friend for life, Gu Tian, you are a tall image in my heart! Also, I think back then when you had nothing to do, you came to me to tease my ghost concubine. If I hadn’t admired you as a man, you thought I couldn’t do anything about you? It's your personality, Gu Tian, to put a knife in your chest and paint the ground for your loved one!"
Gu Tian looked at the Ghost King with a bewildered face, what a bastard, when did this guy's eloquence become so good, it seems that human beings are developing, and ghosts are also improving!
"Okay, three drops is three drops, but I have one condition!"
"As long as it's not my ghost concubine's idea, I can promise you!"
"Don't tell Hua Qingfeng about this, otherwise, I will die a miserable death! Senior!" Gu Tian looked at the Ghost King pleadingly.
tell him?I'm stupid and I'll tell him!
"Hehe, don't worry about this, don't worry! Next time one of your friends' mother dies, remember to take care of business!"
I bother!You damn Bara, Gu Tian cursed inwardly.
Goshawk looked at Gu Tian angrily, this time he was really moved and really angry.
"Do you know what it means to me?"
Gu Tian nodded his head like a chicken pecking at rice, "I know, I know, this is the only souvenir Bird Mother left you!"
"Then you still ask me for it!" Goshawk roared.
Gu Tian poked his ear with his fingers, with a bitter expression on his face, "Brother, I don't think I need to explain to you what the situation is. That silly girl Huang Qiong is in a trance all day long, can you bear it? Think about it, Dad has just become a new human being in the 22nd century, and my mother has died again. Who can bear it? How do you sing that nursery rhyme? There is only kapok in the world, no, only mother is good in the world! Your thing is a treasure to you Souvenirs, but they are a necessity for others! Besides, they treat you well, teach you how to learn computers, see you alone, and even drag your female classmates over to match you in a disguised form!"
"When did she bring her female classmate over to be my matchmaker?" Goshawk looked surprised.
Gu Tian blinked his eyes, "Oh, you weren't there that day, I thought that girl wasn't your type, so I rejected it for you!"
"My child, you are an orphan. When you open your eyes, you see other people's parents. Therefore, you should be able to deeply and meticulously understand the sorrow of being an orphan. But, you can't help it! But she is different. She has twists and turns." Room! Come on! Eagles!"
Goshawk looked at Gu Tian's begging face, took a deep breath, and saw his eyes closed for a long time.
The two two-foot-long bone wings spread out at once, Goshawk's mind moved, and the bone wings surrounded him, wrapping him in them, and when they opened again, there was already a golden grass in his hand.
Gu Tian swallowed his saliva, this is the rejuvenation grass that this bastard would not show even if he was killed!It really wasn't where he hid it, I hope it wasn't hidden in that cave, otherwise Gu Tian didn't dare to think too much, and quickly closed his mind.
"I'm telling you! Just this time, don't make another example!"
Just this time, is it an example?Gu Tian frowned, hehe, so there is more than one plant here!Is it not an example?I bah, let's not take it as an example!
"Good, good, good! Goshawk Dayi, I bow to you three times on behalf of the common people in the world!"
Goshawk smiled triumphantly, "Master, I'll take it!"
The ghost face took a look at Gu Tian, and walked away!
Gu Tian quickly caught up, "Look at you, can you have some sympathy? You are an orphan, and what you see when you open your eyes are other people's parents, so you should be able to deeply and meticulously feel the sorrow of being an orphan. But , you can’t help it! But she is different, she has room for maneuver! Please do it! Eagle! Oh, no, face!”
"Bah, noodles? I'm paying back the rice! Let me tell you, last time you wiped out my old lady's inventory, I haven't asked you to pay for it yet! Now, you want my old lady's beauty treasure, you just order it and pay for it." Just stab me!"
Gu Tian followed in the footsteps of the ghost face, "Are you really so heartless? Think about it, Dad is a new human being in the 22nd century, old lady~"
"Stop!" The ghost-faced long skirt swung, "It's none of my business what happened to my father! Besides, isn't it your master Gu's masterpiece to make his father look like this?"
"..." It seems that this guy is smarter than a goshawk, and smart people are hard to deal with, shit!
The ghost face was walking quickly, after a while, he turned his head, looked at Gu Tian in the distance, and frowned, why didn't this guy chase after him?
Gu Tian shook his legs and looked at the ghost face with a smile on his face. The two of them were facing each other like this. Those who didn't know thought that the young lovers were having a fight.
Ghost Mian was finally defeated, he turned and walked towards Gu Tian.
"Say! What do you want to do?"
Gu Tian squeezed his eyebrows, "I don't want to do anything? I just remember that some people's tricks fell into my hands. For example, eating and drinking with public funds, prostitution with public funds, and not only women but also men! Hey, the behavior is bad It's outrageous!"
Guimian pointed at Gu Tian, "You swear you won't tell! You can't be so shameless!"
Gu Tian chuckled, raised his head towards the face of the ghost, and asked with a look of surprise, "So you only know me now!"
Will lures, and then lures Wei, how can I get such a top-notch bastard!Ghost Mian cursed inwardly.
"Okay, but I have one condition. If I don't agree, I'd rather die than die!"
"Don't, don't!" Gu Tian quickly waved his hand, "The fish won't die, so you can use the net next time. Say, what's the condition?"
"The 5000 million you saved me belongs to me, and it goes into my private account!"
(End of this chapter)
In the distorted space, a man in fluorescent armor looked at the soul-fixing tablet lightly, and saw him take a step, and several leg shadows appeared immediately. This is the distortion of time, the soul world!
A smiling crack suddenly appeared on the Stele of Immobilizing Soul, and the crack stretched instantly, and a strange-looking man came out, with two red horns on his head shining with a deep red light.
The Ghost King looked at Gu Tian contemptuously, "What are you doing here?"
Gu Tian chuckled, "Senior, this junior knows that you are straightforward and don't like to beat around the bush, so I'll just say it straight! I want a person, no, I want a soul!"
"Damn, you think I'm the Small Animal Protection Association here! You can get one for ten yuan? Gu Tian, you hurry up! Otherwise, I'll smoke your three souls and seven souls!" Ghost King said with a grim face.
Gu Tian glanced at the streamer armor on his body, curled his mouth, obviously he didn't take the ghost king's words to heart, "Senior, I'm doing a good deed! One of my friend's mothers has lost her soul, let me see her If you take away your soul, can you return the sun?"
The ghost king glared at him fiercely, "Returning Yang? You can say that it is light, even if I give you my soul, can you save him? Do you have regenerated grass? Do you have pure Yang spring water? What a joke! "
Gu Tian licked his lips, "I really have what you said!"
"Ah?" The ghost king looked surprised, and he used his fingers to break off his fangs. Damn, this old thief Hua Qingfeng really has a lot in stock!No wonder you give me Soul Condensing Wood so readily every time!
The ghost king's face softened, "It's not impossible for you to have a soul!"
"But there are conditions, right? Tell me! Let's see if I can afford it!" Gu Tian closed his eyes slightly, and he was already ready for bloodletting when he came.
"Chunyang spring water is useless to me, but I like pure Yin spring water very much. Everything in the world is born and restrained by each other. Where there is Chunyang spring, there must be Chunyin spring. Not many, give me a pot! I will let people go, no , Let go of your soul!"
Gu Tian looked sad, and didn't say a word for a long time!
The ghost king glanced at him, cleared his throat, "I know it's difficult, the cultivation in the cloud is the Yin attribute, this thing is more important to him than life, but, boy, there is nothing free in the world Lunch, I broke the iron law set by the previous ghost kings, why do you want me to get something?"
Gu Tian bit his finger and remained silent.
"Okay, okay, don't need a pot, can you give me a bowl?"
"Hey" Gu Tian sighed all over, "Senior, I really can't do anything. In fact, my relationship with this friend can only be passable. As for his old lady, it's even more passable. It's not worth it! Excuse me, I'm leaving!"
"Wait!" The ghost king yelled, and he stretched out three fingers, "Three drops, just three drops, how about it! A friend for a day, a friend for life, Gu Tian, you are a tall image in my heart! Also, I think back then when you had nothing to do, you came to me to tease my ghost concubine. If I hadn’t admired you as a man, you thought I couldn’t do anything about you? It's your personality, Gu Tian, to put a knife in your chest and paint the ground for your loved one!"
Gu Tian looked at the Ghost King with a bewildered face, what a bastard, when did this guy's eloquence become so good, it seems that human beings are developing, and ghosts are also improving!
"Okay, three drops is three drops, but I have one condition!"
"As long as it's not my ghost concubine's idea, I can promise you!"
"Don't tell Hua Qingfeng about this, otherwise, I will die a miserable death! Senior!" Gu Tian looked at the Ghost King pleadingly.
tell him?I'm stupid and I'll tell him!
"Hehe, don't worry about this, don't worry! Next time one of your friends' mother dies, remember to take care of business!"
I bother!You damn Bara, Gu Tian cursed inwardly.
Goshawk looked at Gu Tian angrily, this time he was really moved and really angry.
"Do you know what it means to me?"
Gu Tian nodded his head like a chicken pecking at rice, "I know, I know, this is the only souvenir Bird Mother left you!"
"Then you still ask me for it!" Goshawk roared.
Gu Tian poked his ear with his fingers, with a bitter expression on his face, "Brother, I don't think I need to explain to you what the situation is. That silly girl Huang Qiong is in a trance all day long, can you bear it? Think about it, Dad has just become a new human being in the 22nd century, and my mother has died again. Who can bear it? How do you sing that nursery rhyme? There is only kapok in the world, no, only mother is good in the world! Your thing is a treasure to you Souvenirs, but they are a necessity for others! Besides, they treat you well, teach you how to learn computers, see you alone, and even drag your female classmates over to match you in a disguised form!"
"When did she bring her female classmate over to be my matchmaker?" Goshawk looked surprised.
Gu Tian blinked his eyes, "Oh, you weren't there that day, I thought that girl wasn't your type, so I rejected it for you!"
"My child, you are an orphan. When you open your eyes, you see other people's parents. Therefore, you should be able to deeply and meticulously understand the sorrow of being an orphan. But, you can't help it! But she is different. She has twists and turns." Room! Come on! Eagles!"
Goshawk looked at Gu Tian's begging face, took a deep breath, and saw his eyes closed for a long time.
The two two-foot-long bone wings spread out at once, Goshawk's mind moved, and the bone wings surrounded him, wrapping him in them, and when they opened again, there was already a golden grass in his hand.
Gu Tian swallowed his saliva, this is the rejuvenation grass that this bastard would not show even if he was killed!It really wasn't where he hid it, I hope it wasn't hidden in that cave, otherwise Gu Tian didn't dare to think too much, and quickly closed his mind.
"I'm telling you! Just this time, don't make another example!"
Just this time, is it an example?Gu Tian frowned, hehe, so there is more than one plant here!Is it not an example?I bah, let's not take it as an example!
"Good, good, good! Goshawk Dayi, I bow to you three times on behalf of the common people in the world!"
Goshawk smiled triumphantly, "Master, I'll take it!"
The ghost face took a look at Gu Tian, and walked away!
Gu Tian quickly caught up, "Look at you, can you have some sympathy? You are an orphan, and what you see when you open your eyes are other people's parents, so you should be able to deeply and meticulously feel the sorrow of being an orphan. But , you can’t help it! But she is different, she has room for maneuver! Please do it! Eagle! Oh, no, face!”
"Bah, noodles? I'm paying back the rice! Let me tell you, last time you wiped out my old lady's inventory, I haven't asked you to pay for it yet! Now, you want my old lady's beauty treasure, you just order it and pay for it." Just stab me!"
Gu Tian followed in the footsteps of the ghost face, "Are you really so heartless? Think about it, Dad is a new human being in the 22nd century, old lady~"
"Stop!" The ghost-faced long skirt swung, "It's none of my business what happened to my father! Besides, isn't it your master Gu's masterpiece to make his father look like this?"
"..." It seems that this guy is smarter than a goshawk, and smart people are hard to deal with, shit!
The ghost face was walking quickly, after a while, he turned his head, looked at Gu Tian in the distance, and frowned, why didn't this guy chase after him?
Gu Tian shook his legs and looked at the ghost face with a smile on his face. The two of them were facing each other like this. Those who didn't know thought that the young lovers were having a fight.
Ghost Mian was finally defeated, he turned and walked towards Gu Tian.
"Say! What do you want to do?"
Gu Tian squeezed his eyebrows, "I don't want to do anything? I just remember that some people's tricks fell into my hands. For example, eating and drinking with public funds, prostitution with public funds, and not only women but also men! Hey, the behavior is bad It's outrageous!"
Guimian pointed at Gu Tian, "You swear you won't tell! You can't be so shameless!"
Gu Tian chuckled, raised his head towards the face of the ghost, and asked with a look of surprise, "So you only know me now!"
Will lures, and then lures Wei, how can I get such a top-notch bastard!Ghost Mian cursed inwardly.
"Okay, but I have one condition. If I don't agree, I'd rather die than die!"
"Don't, don't!" Gu Tian quickly waved his hand, "The fish won't die, so you can use the net next time. Say, what's the condition?"
"The 5000 million you saved me belongs to me, and it goes into my private account!"
(End of this chapter)
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